A/N: Hello readers! Psychojack here with a story for you to enjoy. This will start off as a one shot but if I get enough people to show support and comments I'll be sure to consider more. This will be a unique pairing. One involving the one and only Master Roshi, paired off with someone who is around his age group. This will be an interesting one, let me know what you think.
It is a vibrant day, pristine and free from all obscurities, unsightly disturbances, and most importantly, threats. It was a serene day, a day for all to participate, the young and old.
Here in this island, surrounded by a seemingly endless sea, away from all the noise of modern society, a place where one may escape the temptations of a busy society, peace would be found here.
The perfect place for tranquilty.
BASH
The perfect place where one's strength could be built.
FWOOP
Where one's instincts are sharpened. Where one's potential may be reached through grit and pure determination.
FWISH
A gust of wind made its way towards the sky with the smallest of swerves. A kick was made, swiftly and with precision that defied physical possibilities for an average human. A shockwave spread far and wide that rippled the ocean. Being propelled from said kick was a man clad in orange.
"Gah!" A gasp was released from the man in orange. If one were to look closely, one would see that he possessed messily kept haircut, bearing the face of a youthful yet driven warrior. An oddity he was as he soared through hundreds of feet into the area, wearing an orange gi. He was a fighter, a combatant, a man of simple tastes and an ever going desire to grow.
This was Son Goku, the unsung hero of planet Earth. A hero as well as a future god in training.
The Super Saiyan spun midair before heading back without hesitation, as his clothes swerved with the velocity that he pushed himself in a burst of ki energy.
Speeding back towards the small island the experienced combatant found himself smacked away hundreds of feet into the air again.
BASH
"Hey! Ouch! What did I do to deserve that?!" Goku whined, caressing the left side of his freshly bruised face, before he flew back towards the source of the kick.
GRIP
"Kakarot!" A deep baritone voice screamed at him, the voice of another fighter like himself.
"I heard you the first time Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed as he gripped his target hard. His body displayed the thick veins shifted with the flex of his large sculpted muscles.
"Yeah, before you were smacked aside like a fly to a swatter!" Vegeta criticized, before he reached with his arms to wrap his target.
"I'm trying my best! We're on Roshi's island. Any more turbulence and this island won't be the only thing that would be destroyed. This planet would be as good as dead!" Goku explained himself before a fist lodged itself into his face.
"Mmmph!" Goku squeaked in pain as his face was currently caved in by a large strike to the face.
"Don't remind me Kakarot! I have enough pressure as is! Just hold on!" Vegeta commanded the taller Saiyan, who gritted his teeth in great strain.
"What do you two idiots think you're doing! It's time that fat tub of lard knew his place!" Another voice chastised the two.
WHIP
A long purple tail wrapped itself around Vegeta's midsection.
"Kakarot! Whatever you do!"
WHEW
And flung him away. The grand Prince of Saiyans was sent outward into the stratosphere, flinging in panic.
"DON'T LET GO!!" Vegeta bellowed as he disappeared from Goku's vision. Goku clenched his eyes tightly from the near hopeless circumstances.
"Dammit Vegeta!" Goku whined before a purple fist lodged itself into his left cheek, squashing against his face in the process.
"Yeouch! Just calm down already!" Goku complained with his face full of blows that left steam behind on his face.
"Let go of me! What part of God of Destruction don't you understand?! Would you care to find out?!" The voice yelled at him, making Goku sweat from the exertion he was being put through.
"Beerus! Why are you so mad?! I've never seen you like this before!" Goku said, as the stars that obscured his vision dissipated, revealing the long eared, gluttonous feline God of Destruction, Beerus.
Currently the God was fighting back against the powerful Saiyan, desperately trying to shove him off.
"Get off me you fool! This is a personal matter of the highest caliber, stay out of it!" The purple entity said as he elbowed Goku. His face, which usually possessed a wise stoicism, belying thousands of years, was now snarling in seething rage.
"Yeah, but when you have a personal matter that might destroy the Earth, how can I not get in the way?!" Goku whined before he felt the presence of the smaller Saiyan return with force.
"I'm back! Did I miss anything?!" Vegeta said as he gripped Beerus' tail making the angered god try to swing in retaliation.
"Get off me!" Beerus whined as the two still refused to release him.
"No! And thanks for coming back so quickly! I don't think I can keep holding him on my own!" Goku said, with his muscles bulging painfully just to anchor this one like cat god in place. His teeth were openly displayed as a physical indicator of the strain he endured.
"As if I did it all for you Kakarot! What made him so angry anyway?!" Vegeta asked with a desperate tone as he was being shaken around by the king prehensile tail.
"Hahahahaha! If any of the other gods were to see you now brother, I'd think they bust a gut!" An obnoxious voice roared, laughing at the struggling trio.
"Champa! You're so dead when I get my hands on you!" Beerus threatened as his lumpy brother mocked him, currently licking his lips free of what appeared to be cake residue.
"Oh come now it was just one slice of cake. I will hand it to you though, it was quite delicious! I savored every single bite. Hahaha!" The plumper god said with a smirk, licking his claws clean of any stray frosting. The manner he did so was quite similar to a normal house cat, with a holier than thou manner of execution for extra effect.
This was clearly an intentional means of taunting the more scrawnier God. And it was working, as Beerus' face grew red with childlike rivalry.
"It was the last one they had for the rest of the week! You knew that!" Beerus accused the overweight sibling.
Nearby the whole ordeal, two advisors looked on with a neutral expression. Though both possessed pale blue skin and white hair, one appeared to be a tall but strikingly youthful young man and the other an equally beautiful young woman. These were the two angels, Vados and Whis.
Currently, Whis was helping himself to some of his own slice of frost coated goodness. He tasted another bite before gushing over the explosive sweet flavor.
"The buttercream just melts off the tongue! Nothing beats the deep enriched texture that fills the soul!" Whis praised the delicious snack whilst his sister looked on the argument with a small smile, as if slightly amused by the whole ordeal.
"Sister? Are you not going to eat? You have been looking forward to this as long as I have for this visit to Earth." Whis asked Vados, whose eyes, though aimed towards the two gods, held a lost look on her face. They weren't really looking at anything.
"Oh nothing. Just thinking is all. Those two are growing quite strong to hold back Beerus in that way."
"Ah yes. Just last month they were flung around like children on a broken amusement park. Now it seems they've caught their balance. It isn't easy to hold back one such as Beerus, especially when he's angry like that."
"I suppose they do have you to thank for that." Vados said, making Whis shrug his shoulders. His eyes closed as he took a smaller bite. He avoided overstuffing himself to avoid being misunderstood.
"They still have some ways to go. But nevertheless, they do show some promise, and that's an understatement between you and me." Whis said before gulping another bite, sighing in relaxation.
"It was nice of Goku's old master to let us borrow this spot for the moment. Less likely to draw attention when those two act up." Whis said offhandedly before his sister looked to the side, towards the pink house.
"What was his name again? The old man?" Vados asked, Whis eating with a closed eye expression.
"Ah! That would be-"
Whis put some cake in his mouth.
"Rwoshi! He's a weal gwoud manh." Whis said with food in his mouth as he happily ate his dessert.
"Hmmm…" Vados let out inquisitively. She still held her usual staff and possessed her immovable smile, but was pondering something.
Vados noticed the man in question stepping outside with his shades plopped against his face, obscuring his gaze from the rest of the world. The elder fighter appeared sweaty, seeing all the commotion right outside his personal slice of paradise. A paradise that was literally being threatened by beings beyond all comprehension.
"Roshi…the mortal who trained Goku?" Vados asked herself.
Whis, with a closed eye smile waved a spoon as he spoke. "That's the one! I believe you still remember him from the tournament, yes?"
Vados nodded. "Yes, I remember quite well. I've also heard that he possesses a rather unusual reputation among his inner circles."
Whis raised an eyebrow. "That is the first I've heard of it. Are you curious about that particular mortal dear sister?"
Vados shook her head in the negative. "Oh no! I was merely hoping to understand the reason behind his generosity. Most would avoid hosting a God of Destruction, least of all two in the same spot. But now I see, he was a master of Goku after all. It's something to consider, especially considering we may have to repair this place again after the fight."
Whis cracked his eyes open towards Vados.
"Well, I suppose there's no harm in asking...are you going to finish that?" Whis asked, pointing at Vados' untouched plate.
GULP
Whis stopped and blinked at the now empty plate before him. He said with comical tears in his eyes. "Oh…so close and yet so far…it was worth the try…"
Vados let out a haughty laugh in response. "You are so easy to tease Whis!"
Whis sulked. "You can be a little too cruel sometimes…"
Whis stood upwards. "For now I suppose we can await here in case if anything-"
Champa was fuming as he snarled at Beerus. "Hey! What are you doing?! You just ate my last pudding cup!"
Beerus smirked devilishly. Sarcastically, the feline said. "Yum! Yum! What's a hot day without a good snack to go along with it!"
Champa bellowed. "That's it Beerus let's settle this the way we should have a long time ago!"
Beerus dusted aside Goku and Vegeta, blowing them into the ocean with large splashes.
"Okay then!"
SURGE
A voluminous purple aura filled around the vicinity of Beerus as he charged up his power. Champa did the same thing, ready for their universe-ending showdown.
Whis called out. "Now would be the time boys!"
Goku and Vegeta both popped out with their respective Super Saiyan God Forms activated.
Beerus and Champa, due to their distracted states, were left off guard when Goku and Vegeta sped towards them.
Goku gripped Beerus' by his torso, whilst Vegeta grabbed Chompa by the back of his ears.
Whis sighed as he, with a wave of his large staff, literally wrapped the two groups in glass like balls. It was some form of containment spell.
"Apologies but you two can't simply be trusted to be around each other for the moment. This will only be until you both cool off! Good luck you two!" Whis said to Vegeta and Goku who were constantly banging on the glass domes they were inside of. They were clearly protesting.
"Hey Whis! What is going on?! You only said to keep them apart!" Goku complained.
Vegeta barked. "You never mentioned anything about locking us in oversized snowglobes!"
Whis answered. "Yes, but for the sake of both universe 6 and 7, it would be best if you, Goku, could tend to Beerus' basic needs until he calm down. Vegeta will do the same for Champa. Think of it as part of your training. I will be sure to arrive soon enough to check on you both."
Beerus banged on the glass dome. "Whis! I'm calm already, let me out of this thing!"
Whis shook his head in the negative. "Oh please Lord Beerus! You know as well as I do it takes at least a few full course meals to calm you down."
With the bottom of his staff struck to the sandy ground, they were fired off into space in two separate directions, far beyond the horizon, and deep into the recesses of space.
Whis stared on with a small smile as the two were driven away into the vast ocean of stars.
"Finally. I thought those two would never stop. At least now there will be some much needed peace and quiet." Whis said before taking out a pamphlet. On it was a list of different eateries and high class restaurants.
"This will be more than enough for me to get some much needed vacation time." Whis said before turning towards Vados.
"Care to join me sister? The more the merrier. I always hear that food tastes better with good company." Whis asked, before his sister declined the offer with a simple shake of her head.
"I will be busy with other affairs. I'll keep in contact if anything changes." The angel said, making Whis subtly raise an eyebrow.
"Hmm…very well. If anything you'll find me with Bulma somewhere nearby. Remember she's the blue haired scientist. Ta ta!" Whis said before teleporting away with a stream of pure white energy before it dissipated.
Vados stood there for a few seconds before sighing in relaxation.
Vados then pulled out her own pamphlet. Though unseen as to what it was, the angel said to herself.
"Eating would be perfect in almost every situation, but at the moment I can actually get my own chance to do something else for a change." Vados finished before walking along the shores of the island.
From far away, two reflective shades observed the angel from afar.
"Oh my…I thought I was going to get a heart attack with how deadly things were getting between those two. It's not everyday that an old man gets to see two of the most powerful forces butt heads like that. But most importantly…"
Roshi held his hands in victory over his head, raising them to the heavens much similar to Goku's Spirit Bomb.
"After so many days of containing these old urges, a sexy babe has finally washed ashore! Hoo! Hoo!" Roshi said to himself as he laughed lecherously. His nostrils blowing out steam in response to his arousal.
"A real exotic girl too! Oh I can only imagine the naughty nature of each swell and curve behind those robes." Roshi said while licking his lips to keep them from getting dry.
He then dropped his smile. His face displayed fear, gripping him in a sudden realization. 'But wait…this girl…isn't she the one who advises the fat cat? Like the Whis fellow she must be an angel. If that's the case then one misstep and the consequences could be disastrous!'
Roshi's forehead was wet with cold sweat as he imagined the Earth's fate.
-Roshi Vision-
The Earth could be seen literally cracking open like an egg, with a sadistically laughing Vados atop of it. For some reason she was wearing a skimpy green bikini, consisting of a green bra that hardly kept her breasts covered and a thong that accentuates her hips and slim waist.
Imaginary Vados: Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! I always loved a good explosion with my sunbath!
-Roshi Vision End-
'This is no blessing…this is the ultimate curse! This old man is about to burst and yet doing so would mean the end of the world!' Roshi fidgeted inside his house in panic. He had to avoid looking at her.
The same blue haired woman popped out from nowhere. In the blink of an eye she stepped towards the doorway.
"Excuse me~ Mr. Roshi. Where are you?" Vados could be heard as Roshi hid underneath a table.
'But then again…as an angel, if I just ignore her…won't that be disrespectful! If that overstuffed cat finds out…oh no!'
-Roshi Vision-
The Earth could be seen literally cracking open like an egg, with a sadistically laughing Champa atop of it. For some reason he was a lot bigger than he is in reality, appearing like a walking sphere. He had speed bag arm fat that flopped with each movement of his stubby arms.
Imaginary Champa: Kekekeke! I always loved fireworks with my third lunch!
The oversized Champa leaned towards Roshi.
Imaginary Champa: Care to be my fourth? I always wanted to try turtle soup!
Imaginary Roshi: Nooooo!
CHOMP!
-Roshi Vision End-
Roshi stared in avid fear. He was drenched in sweat as he shivered from the imaginary scenarios he had conjured.
'I'm trapped between a rock and a hard place. No, more like a curvaceous siren and a sumo-sized tiger. If only Goku were here. Heck I'll even accept that ill tempered Vegeta at this rate. I'm the worst host for this kind of responsibility!'
"Hello~" Vados called into the house, looking left and right in curiosity as to where he might be.
Roshi had to act fast. If he didn't, it could be the apocalypse that would come next.
'Kami, I might be seeing you soon…'
He rolled swiftly from underneath the living room table, making it look like he was simply bent over. He made it look like he was scrambling for his shades, baring his eyes for Vados to see.
"Oh lookie here! Here are my glasses! Hehe!" Roshi said, with an obvious sweatdrop on his face.
Vados closed her eyes, beaming that she had found Roshi. "Oh there you are! I wanted to apologize for Lord Champa's behavior. I assure you, there is nothing for you to fear!" Vados reassured the turtle hermit.
"Oh no! No, no need to apologize. He's a God of Destruction, I'm sure the job must take its toll." Roshi said while waving off her concern.
'Think old man, think! What would a gorgeous angel like her want during a visit among mortals? Wait…what would Goku do?'
-Roshi Vision-
The legendary turtle hermits' student flew into the air, soaring high to the sky before coming close to his person.
Goku: When in doubt, punch it out!
-Roshi Vision End-
'Thanks a lot Goku…' Roshi deadpanned.
"Um…Ms. Babe, I mean Angel! Are you perhaps hungry? I can whip you up some sweet love I mean sweet desert…yeah!" Roshi planned on the spot. If he wanted to both keep her entertained and at the same time avoid acting pervertedly towards the Champa's handler, he would need to buy time.
Vados tilted her head. "Well, I suppose I was less than satisfied with only one serving. I am in your care Roshi!"
Roshi led her to the nearby dining room before noticing a nudie magazine. It was his, but with his prolonged self maintenance, it was clear it might have been Krillin who looked at this.
He kicked it to the side, away from Vados' view before sitting her down. The blue skinned advisor sat without a care, being sure to dust herself off before sitting, awaiting her meal.
Roshi left the room to enter the kitchen. As he walked however, his lecherous eyes looked her up and down. He couldn't help but notice the smooth skin on the side of her face. As she took a relaxed breath, he analyzed the slow shift of the swells of her breast, raising up and down, bouncing deliciously as he went.
'Whoo hoo! I just hit the jackpot! Solid double D's! And that's with clothes on! I wonder what she hides behind….no! No! Remember Roshi, control yourself!' Roshi said, having to pinch himself hard to avoid acting on his impulses.
Vados, while alone in the room, whipped out her pamphlet. She read it for a few seconds before letting out, in an interested tone.
"Oh!" Vados said to herself.
Meanwhile, at the kitchen, Roshi was setting the buttercream cake onto the counter, being sure to be careful not to ruin it. It was given to him by Bulma specifically for these angels. He wouldn't want to ruin their fine dish.
'Okay now, this should be more than enough to distract her. Just cut out a slice, maybe recommend another and then do something else. Maybe have her watch some TV…or…or…a romp in the sheets. Dammit old man! Keep it together.' Roshi thought to himself before turning around.
GLOMP
Roshi had found his face smacked dead into a notably jiggly wall of sorts. He couldn't help but shift his face in the obscuring lumpy space he crashed into.
"*Gasp* Oh my!"
Only it was anything but a wall. He recognized that sensation of bountiful bounciness anywhere.
Roshi immediately pulled his face back as he looked at Vados who possessed a minor blue blush on her cheeks.
"Apologies, I figured that as an elder, you might need help. But I suppose I was wrong." Vados said before leaning over towards her plate. Being that she towered over Roshi, the way she leaned to the plate, made her breast dangle over his bald head, a mere inch away from being touched.
Roshi had to grip his counter with as much strength as possible to avoid grabbing a handful of her pale blue melons.
Vados gushed over her slice. "For the life of me I can't resist this at all. It's quite delicious!"
Roshi said. "So are you…I mean…so are you going to wait for your boss? Won't he need you, being that you're his advisor?"
Vados nodded. "I am sure Champa will be fine, Vegeta will be more than enough to keep him entertained until he cools off. Sometimes even gods need a break from the usual day to day. To be honest, this might be the first time in centuries that he is alone, the independence will do good for him. I hope he doesn't act up too much."
'That's not the only thing acting up around here…' Roshi thought to himself, gulping at the sweet smell that Vados possessed as she walked.
As she walked off with cake in hand, Roshi observed the sway of her rear end. He whispered to himself. "Damn…she looks just as good going as she is coming…"
Vados, as she walked, looked at her pamphlet again. She raised a curious eyebrow.
"I see…" Vados said to herself.
Roshi, who placed the rest of the cake back in the refrigerator, walked into the living room, practically dragging his legs as he went.
His jaw dropped as he saw Vados in what appeared to be an exercise gear. Specifically, it was a yoga outfit with arm and leg weights. With sweatband placed atop her head Vados was observing the television, playing one of Roshi's favorite programs.
"Oh Roshi, I have been meaning to ask you, is this some kind of ritual among Earth customs? I have heard of exercise but I never heard of watching others exercise. Is there a reason for this?" Vados asked in curiosity, with Roshi taking deep breaths to control himself.
'Oh baby, you are treading on stormy waters!' Roshi blushed as he tried to avoid her, only to see the program where the exercise instructor constantly flexed and sweated with her routine.
"To get turned on…I mean inspired…to train! Yup! That is it! Mm hm! Yes siree." Roshi said, having to correct himself. His answer made Vados place a finger on her chin in thought in a cutely manner.
"Now that I think about it, it does make sense." Vados said before her clothes shifted back into her regular attire before she began walking outside. As she did so, she whipped out her pamphlet again.
"Interesting…" she said to herself before making her way to a nearby beach chair. Roshi followed with avid confusion. What was the bodacious sex magnet doing now?
As she stopped in front of the beach chair, Vados looked at the chair before using her staff and tapping her robe.
With a glow wrapped around her person, her usual robes transformed into a literal bikini. Her top consisted of a black lacy bra that served to perfectly hold the twins upward. As for her lower garb, though she did possess a green bikini, her toned legs were covered by a green sun skirt that reached her ankles, yet left her left leg partially exposed.
Roshi's face practically boiled like a rupturing volcano. His nostrils shot out a blood stream that fired him right against the pink painted walls of his home.
'What is she doing now?! That dress, those legs! She's an angel in more ways than one! I'm losing it! It's a good thing Turtle isn't here to see this…he'd probably laugh at my inability to keep it together…' Roshi thought to himself whilst his eyes spun around. He was literally plastered against his wall.
Smiling to herself, Vados carefully laid down on the beach chair. Whipping out her pamphlet again she looked at it.
"Roshi?" Vados called out to the old man, who had shot out from the wall in case she made any demands. Considering how the gods of destruction were, he wouldn't dare try to upset the gorgeous advisor.
This was a fight in itself however. If it was Whis who had stayed he wouldn't have struggled so much. But here, alone with a bombshell who far surpasses him in age, yet possesses the body of a gracefully youthful woman, was driving him insane.
"Y-yes?" Roshi said, trying his best to be courteous.
"I hear of the practice of applying something called 'sun and screen' for the skin. Would you care to aid me?" Vados asked of the old man, whose heart dropped in place at the request.
'Goku wherever you are…forgive me for the Earth's destruction…' Roshi thought to himself as he stepped forward. Each step closer brought the turtle hermit closer to Champa's trainer and advisor.
He steadily reached for the sunscreen. He gulped as he looked over the exposed back of Vados.
"Okay let's check out those cheeks…er…I mean your back, show me your back." Roshi asked.
Vados looked at Roshi. "I would rather start with the front, after all it's more exposed to the sun."
Roshi held his breath as the blue angel turned her front towards the legendary martial arts expert. She was lounging with her exposed pale blue body beneath him. Her already flawless and smooth skin that made the ocean appear dull in comparison, was there for him to see.
With his lecherous eyes, Roshi found himself gazing at the noticeable to lumps of flesh that bounced in front of him.
Roshi breathed a bit hard as he squeezed an excess amount of sunscreen as a result of the offer, as well as the tentative view.
Roshi slowly aimed his hands for her breasts. At the last second he had to close his eyes and aim somewhere else, placing his large tough hands against her abdominal region.
"Oh! It's quite cold." Vados let out as Roshi sucked in his lips, keeping his eyes closed as he went about spreading the sun screen against the toned midsection of the otherwise gluttonous angel.
'Where does she put it all. It's as if she never gained a pound in her life despite all that she eats!' Roshi gulped as he went to her legs, biting his bottom lip as he strained to control himself.
"Roshi, do be sure to not neglect my chest." Vados reminded him, making Roshi's eyes nearly pop out of their sockets.
Roshi was twitching at this point, his resolve slipping at the idea of getting to touch the heavenly mammaries.
He stopped his hands midway, seizing himself in a last second moment of clarity.
'I can't hold on anymore! This old man is about to burst!' Roshi gulped to himself with eyes clenched tightly, trying to avoid her gaze.
"How unfortunate…" Vados said, knocking Roshi out of his focus. He opened his eyes to see Vados sighing to herself.
"I suppose the rumors were far from accurate about you Master Roshi." Vados said with mild disappointment in her voice.
Roshi blinked in confusion at the angels proclamation.
"W-what?! Rumors!" Roshi asked the angel, making her speak normally, her endless smile still intact.
"Well I heard about the one mortal who taught Goku himself, the most powerful fighter of Universe 7. In all honesty I was curious about the one who had taught him, the same man who survived the King Piccolo Wars and was said to be an immortal hermit." Vados said with a scholarly tone as if she studied him like a textbook.
"You were curious about me?" Roshi asked with no small amount of shock, his perversion taking a backseat at this new development.
"Oh yes. It's quite a great deal among angels. Hearing about a man who could cheat death at his whim, who could conquer the world and perhaps even defeat Goku through wisdom as opposed to strength alone, and yet chooses not to. The one who taught him the basics of Ultra Instinct. (Roshi knows the fundaments in the Manga). And the one who when all of Earth's protectors wither and die, will remain to watch over his world from sea to sea, forever if need be." Vados said with closed eyes smiling as she explained what she has heard of Roshi, making his heart swell a tad to be known as what sounded to be an honorable figure.
"It baffles us angels…it even makes us feel…insecure at times. For a mortal to do a divine duty without any rank among us, makes us quite curious." Vados said with her eyes open, focused solely on Master Roshi.
Roshi was on his knees, being short enough to fit on the beach chair with Vados at the same time.
"I also heard that you had an odd obsession with a woman's form from Bulma. I overheard her talking about you, saying that 'anything with breasts will make that old man swoon'. It took some time and research before I found anything of use." Vados said as she whooped out her pamphlet.
At this distance, Roshi was able to notice that the pamphlet was in fact a collage of many manga strips and magazine articles about seduction as well as the tips behind attraction.
"I was hoping to satisfy my curiosity about this subject with you, since you were said to be so willing. Alas, I seem to have been wrong, you are quite the chaste one." Vados said, making Roshi's eyes bulge in complete shock. This was nothing like what he originally thought about this angel. She was curious about him in that way?
"It was silly of me to assume that you were so easily swayed by someone not of your own species. I suppose my form is nowhere near commendable. Champa did say that other than food, my body was not that appealing, saying he prefers 'thick' girls. It would seem that my lord's wisdom trumped my understanding of Earth customs." Vados explained to herself as she reached for a spoonful of her leftover cake from earlier.
CLING
Vados noticed that the plate was swatted aside, making her eyes wide with shock at her food being spilled.
Turning towards the old man, she was surprised when she saw the Turtle Hermit staring right at her.
"Woman! The rumors were true! All of it! You wanted to see the Turtle Hermit, well I'll go ahead and show you!" Roshi said before pressing his hands against her breasts, shamelessly fondling the pale globes. With the heat that had built up with her explanation, Roshi exploded in a surge of lust.
ROSHI TIME!
The angel gasped upon being fondled by the shameless and explorative hands of the legendary martial arts master. The manner which he fondled her body made her shiver with stimulation from the nerves that she did not know existed. As an angel, her duties had always instilled her to simply focus on the large-scale responsibilities placed upon her. This was the first time that she was ever grasped in such a brutish and yet passionate manner. To an angel such as her, this was much akin to participating in the act of wild animals as opposed to dignified entities such as herself.
"Oh…OH!" Vados let out, impressed with the slowly building up heat inside her body as the rough callused hands of the turtle hermit squeezed and caressed her in a way that made her mind hazy, and her nerves jolt from the surprisingly well-timed movements of his fingers.
GLOMP
Master Roshi refused to stop here. While his fingers were busy massaging Vados' top, the elder decided to aim his mouth towards the right side of her neck, suckling her jugular.
"Ah! That is quite new!" Vados squeaked as she felt the lips and tongue of master Roshi glide along the curvature of her blue neck, salivating and tasting her skin as if she was a cone of ice cream. It was oddly satisfying to her, despite the warmth of his breath and the nips of his teeth that marked her. It sent spiraling ripples in her spine that spread throughout her entire body, despite him merely focusing on her neckline.
"We're just getting started baby!" Master Roshi said with a perverted grin as he pulled Vados upwards, the angel blinked in confusion as the old man reach behind her and unwrapped the strands of her black bikini top. Vados shivered as the wind brushed up against her bare top, causing her nipples to pucker in response to the chilling contrast of the wind against her newly exposed and vulnerable breast.
"Oh…I was quite proud of that design." Vados pouted before Roshi placed his lips against her nipples, causing the blue woman to hiss as she gripped the sides of the beach chair with her hands. Her body was leaning backwards but placing her breasts forward instinctually, towards the source of this new pleasurable experience.
Vados let out a small moan. "That was…different then when it was on. Hah…" Vados said with a curious look as the shorter man laid claim to her nips. His right hand gently pinched her left nipple as his mouth suckled her right breast. He practically vacuumed out the entire surface of her right breast laying claim to it with each brush on his tongue.
Vados stood there as still as she could, finding that each maneuver that the mortal made towards her godlike body caused her to flinch, twitch, and most importantly let out these odd sounds from her lips. She couldn't describe it but it was like every second that the legendary fighter continued with this treatment was another second that made her more sensitive to every touch.
"Hah…well…this is a sudden change of pace!" Vados said before the master pressed her against the beach chair, laying her flat before he went to kiss her. She stopped him before he could continue.
"Wait a second." Vados said before she placed her staff and gave him a quick gentle bonk on his noggin.
Roshi felt an odd feeling in his mouth.
GRIT
Before his very eyes, he felt each and every one of his missing teeth return. Before, his elderly mouth possessed several gaps through years of combat as well as his younger years where he carelessly neglected his oral hygiene. He was shocked to have all his denters back.
"I figured that for this, you might need all your teeth." Vados said before Roshi, out of gratefulness, pressed himself against her with fervor.
"You really are an angel baby. I could just kiss you, in fact I think I will! Hehehe!" The lecherous old warrior said before he placed his lips against Vados, starting with a deep smooch. To the old man, this was the grace of the heavens and thus wanted to savor every second.
The slightly more rugged lips of Roshi pressed against the moistened glossy lips of Vados who laid in place as Roshi continued his attack.
"Mmmph? Mwow!" Vados moaned out from the odd sensation of kissing. It was a strange thing, this simple act of pressing lips made her heart rate rise and her head haze increasingly obscuring her rational thought.
Vados stared at Roshi's closed eyes as he kissed her, repeatedly leaving her with empowered lip thrusts. She, out of immersing herself in this discovery, found herself closing her lashed eyes in response.
'His mouth tastes like buttercream cake. He had snuck a piece when no one was looking.' Vados thought to herself as she opened her lips, Roshi pressing deeper as his left hand placed itself on her hip.
As Vados became used to the tempo and pace, the two older souls matched their kissing, as if they were having a sparring session.
Smooches echoed for a while as the duo got lost into things before releasing each other, leaving them gasping for breath. Vados had a blue blush spread on her cheeks Roshi gasped with a red flush.
"Is that how kissing is supposed to be done?" Vados asked between pants.
Roshi with a dazed expression nodded. "If you want to be technical then yes!"
He then kissed her again, with Vados placing aside her staff to hold Master Roshi. She became more reciprocative as she was further exposed to these sensations that grew as time passed.
Master Roshi pulled aside her ankle-reaching green skirt, squeezing her thighs as he made out with Vados, both balancing on the beach chair. Vados was nestled on Roshi's lap. Despite his smaller size he appeared strong enough to hold her.
Roshi then flipped her around before slipping off her panties as she lied down on her front, exposing her rear to him.
"How forward!" Vados said with a blue blush as Roshi slipped off her underwear before squeezing and raising her buttocks.
He nestled his face deep into her nether regions, lathering it up with lustful tonsil thrusts that made her lower body quiver as jolts of neurological pleasure ripple through her body.
"Ah! Hah! This is invigorating! I've never thought a tongue could do that!" Vados praised the turtle hermit who devoured her. This wasn't anything like what she haven't read before. She had expected this to be done a little differently. Originally, she had only read about something known as the missionary position, this new position changes things drastically. The newness of this position made her more thrilled and excited for what came next. As the turtle hermit laughed up her vaginal walls the ones calm and collected advisor was left a moaning mess.
She even went so far as to extend her right hand towards the back of Master Roshi's head to push him deeper into her body, encouraging him to continue this prolonged tongue-based technique that he utilized that made her heart pound against her chest and her mind become mush.
After her lower body was wet enough Master Roshi flexed his body.
TEAR
His usual white shirt tore off as muscles tore through at 100%. His body towered over hers, with muscles that far outpaced even Goku's. The sudden change to his physique instinctively made Vados much more alert and focused than before.
Roshi guided her to lie on her back as he raised her legs and placed her in a missionary position.
"Remember this well, you asked for this." Roshi said with a challenging look on his face. Vados could only await what will happen next.
She was intrigued by the long phallus of the turtle hermit, who like his muscularity displayed itself at its peak condition. Bulging and prolonged, the extended organ was nestled close to her own lower region, practically teasing her with the tip.
Vados took a rare initiative. Much like how she would devour her food, the newly exposed angel couldn't help but dive in without restraint, pulling Master roshi into her.
An odd sensation broke through her body. It caused her to stop in place as something big entered her core, making the angel feel full in ways that not even her hunger had ever left her.
She squeaked from the intrusion of the larger man who had now nestled himself deep inside of her. As he shuffled his hips and readied himself, the blue-skinned angel could help with grip his shoulders to anchor herself as well as to keep herself from spiraling into madness
Roshi's and Vados' weight caused the beach chair to collapse, but they didn't care. With their vast strength, this didn't register them in the slightest as Roshi increasingly sped up.
"Oh…ahh…" Vados moaned as she submitted to the alluring spell that was cast upon her. It was the spell that made her want and crave more. Gripping his arms with a little more strength than usual, Vados beckoned the old yet towering muscular hero onward, to make him go faster.
SQUEAK
CREAK
The bench shuffled with each thrust as the son touched skin of roshi clapped against the ocean blue flesh of the angel beneath him.
Both old beings groaned and moaned as their thrusts became synchronized and more impassioned as their primitive dance continued.
With each thrust that Roshi made into her, Vados would return with the clenching of her wide blue hips and the clawing of his back muscles. Even her hair which was tied around a ponytail was let loose as a result of the impassioned thrusting that they were doing. It got to the point where each thrust sent out an unexpected small shock wave of sand and water away from their high velocity humps.
CLAP
FLOP
FLAP
The sounds of skin ripple through the air, scaring off nearby seagulls who instinctually knew to avoid the large shock waves of the beach below. Roshi and his partner were nearing their climax.
Vados hissed as she heaved. Sweat marred her usually neutral face, as she nestled her face against Roshi's torso. She wrapped her legs as hard as she could around the old man's shredded hips. She gasped out.
"Hah! Master Roshi, these sensations are so unique to me. But I'm feeling as if I'm about to pop! Does that make sense?" Vados asked the Earthling.
"That's great! It means you're reaching nirvana!" Roshi grunted as he burrowed himself as deep as he could. Without his usual lack of control, the turtle hermit released himself inside of the angel, coating her insides with his essence like a cannon.
The angel on the other hand, flicked her head back in response as her body twitched and shivered. An unusual sense of fulfillment spread across her body from head to toe. It was a miraculous sensation that left her body numb and deafened to the world around her.
She let out a soundless orgasm. Her mouth opened with no sound as she felt her nerves flare all at once. Master Roshi, after exerting himself, literally deflated. His once towering muscles relaxed along with his release, causing him to slump against the angel.
Vados, despite her strength that matched a God's, could only hold lay down as helpless as the old man with their mutual climaxes. She tried to recover whatever strength that she had lost in the euphoric wave that claimed her.
"Gah…hah…mmm…" Vados let out, breathing hard as she recuperated from the intense experience.
Roshi could only nuzzle himself against the taller blue body. It was like relaxing on a pile of the most comfortable pillows in the world. He just wanted to stay there for an eternity.
Vados, after a few more seconds, took in the ambience of nearby ocean waves as she regained her consciousness.
"I see now…that there are things more…filling…oh…" Vados said as Roshi himself could only gasp for breath. It's been too long since he unleashed his masculine urges in such a manner, especially with someone who could actually handle his overwhelming strength.
"There's…a lot more that I could teach you…" Roshi said, in a joking manner.
Vados on the other hand, widened her eyes.
"There's more?!" Vados asked in bewilderment.
Master Roshi laughed to himself, he was still reeling from the fact that technically he had sex with an otherwise divine being.
'Like a newly broken in woman. I'm about the luckiest man alive!'
"Yes there's so much to learn! There's whole books on the subject." Master Roshi emphasized, making Vados' eyes sparkle, like a kid in a candy store.
"I see…then would you care to share more of these secrets!" Vados said with an insistent tone. She was practically begging for it.
Master Roshi shot hot air past his nostrils.
"Very well…my new student!" Roshi said with a lecherous grin.
Vados on the other hand matched his smirk with her own small knowing smile. "I'm under your tutelage, Master Roshi." She emphasized before laughing to herself, finding this interaction humorous. Her, an angel, will be learning from the only man crazy enough to show her the ways of carnal bliss. Just the thought alone made her melt.
(Que Dragonball Z narrator) In a shocking twist of fate, Master Roshi has done the impossible, snatching himself quite the new student in the form of Champa's assistant Vados. What new sexual skirmishes await the mortal and angel duo. Tune in next time on Dragonball Roshi!