Sometimes he wishes he could just be a raindrop. Raindrops don't feel pain. LemonyxBeatrice. One-shot.

This is currently a one-shot, a word which here means "a single chapter in what is otherwise a long story that, if published in its entirety, would not only endanger every person mentioned, but would also take time away from the writer's other endeavors".

Dear Reader, It is my sad duty to inform you that this is a woeful, miserable collection of VFD letters, a word which here means "correspondence." Wouldn't you rather read about ponies?

The Baudes and Quags face new enemies, meet new friends, and discover some startling truths while trapped in the fortress of a lunatic biologist. Fifth book in A Series of Queer Events.

What happens when the Baudelaires and Quagmires go back to Prufrock Prep? Read to find out. Songs included

Gathered around a tray laden with a tea pot, a small pitcher of cream, a jar of sugar, four half full tea cups sitting patiently on saucers, small sandwiches in a myriad of shapes and sizes and an array of cookies and scones, were four small children.

Sunny meets an unlikely friend.

The rocking chair lies on the floor. Broken. Burned. You used to sit in that chair, do you remember?

Well, the A Series of Unfortunate Events gang is up to their usual Hi jinx! Wuigley breaks in to song! read and review

Violet must now adjust to her new marriage to Olaf, and another man that will try to sabotage her life. Rated M for smut scenes, and future adult themes. Maybe some language. Enjoy!

Isadora and Klaus had been living separated since Prufrock Prep. They missed each other dearly. This is how they met each other once again and how something terrible happened again. Just when they thought things were perfect... PLEASE READ! Klausadora

Two lovers that have been separated for what they feel as forver. But what happenes when one dies? Do they really die? How did it all happen? What's going on? She's Not dead? So many questions so little time! He needs to stop them! The're killing her! R&R

What would have happened if Violet, Klaus, and Sunny didn't go onto Captain Widdershin's submarine? Or what would've happened if the submarine never found the Baudelaires and it just was never there? Those questions will now be answered! Please R&R!

A tale of the tragic relationships between Lemony/Beatrice and Olaf/Kit before TBB. Some background on why the characters are the way they are.

Sequel to the Unpleasant Unknown. The Baudelaires face a tragic funeral, a tall building, a German poem, a promise of revenge and a lot of unfortunate moments. I strongly advise you to read something more happy and light-hearted than this. Be warned.

Count Olaf's theatre troupe all seem like heartless villains, but maybe it's not that simple. What if they were all once innocent people who lost their way and were corrupted by the count? This is the story of how Count Olaf acquired his cohorts.

Deep in the Valley of Four Drafts, Klaus hears of the fires in the outside world - the outside world where his sisters currently are. Inspired by Taylor Swift's song, and Tabithatibi's corresponding chapter of 'The World is Quiet Here.'

Taking inspiration from The Beatrice Letters, this is a compilation of letters between Violet and Quigley. Questions will be asked and answered, journeys undertaken and coded messages written, but not necessarily deciphered ...

An invitation to a Very Formal Dance; two Very Finely Dressed girls; a Very Furtive Document... But who was the note really meant for, and who awaits them at the top of the Tallest Tower? For Tabs - Happy Birthday!

Duncan dedicates his song for Violet. V/D

Full Title: she could've made all the difference, but she didn't. Summary: But she's a teenager, and teenagers aren't supposed to think ahead. For RageRunsStill's monthly prompt: New.

A Quiglet Romance! Need I say more. Drama, comedey, romance, and songfic all rolled in to one!

Drabble - Lemony/Beatrice

A re-imagining of The Bad Beginning. When the Baudelaire orphans are left with the evil Count Olaf, it looks like things couldn't get worse, but what happens when they discover one of his hidden secrets?

I made up the begening, the rest is pretty much what happenes in the books, no negitive reviews please! *COMPLETE*