Count Olaf really and truly scarred me for life." Violet's POV, with some Quiglet. Set after "The End". See how Violet adjusts to the world around her as she searches desperately for Beatrice.

The series didn't need thirteen books, did it? Here is the condensed version for those who are short on time. A parody in two chapters: 1-6 and 7-13.

Find out what REALLY happened to the Baudelaires and Count Olaf after The Penultimate Peril! I won't be able to update it as often as I'd like to, but trust me, it's worth the wait!

READER BEWARE.This story contains seizures, bullies, and British slang.

random notes written by the Baudelaire's and the Quagmires. And anyone else who i choose to join in the craziness

My first fanfic written 2005, actually. Enjoy a completely insane and zany parody of ASoUE as me and my siblings have an unfortunate adventure with Coot O. Lafo! *note: I was 13, my God!* slightly edited enough to make more readable and preserved

Quigley remembers when he met Violet on the Mortmain Mountains and how his feelings for her grew on that day. Becuase he was never good at explaining his feelings, he knows he has to man up and tell her, before she gets away. Used to be I Don't Regret It

Did the title give you a clue? If you have not read the whole series I would advise you not to click. Not that many Dunlet fans are there?

What really happened on the ledge between Violet and Quigley? What "private moment" was Lemony Snicket talking about? This is my interpretation on what really happened. my 1st fanfic! it's good, i swear! Hope you like it! ENJOY! R&R!

Violet read the newspaper cut out again, and felt the hope rising in her chest.

This story as a completely random shot at a parody. I did not try desperately to add sense to it, but rather simply took the idea by Lemony Snicket and stupidly bent it as I pressed my keys upon the keyboard. Warning, it's filled with innuendo.

Violet's marrying Olaf, but there's no cover up - the wedding's very real and very obvious. Is she doing the right thing, or will her decision come back to haunt her? :Songfic - The Bad Beginning. I own nothing, storywise or songwise:

The more he though about it, the more he compared her to a good scarf. Well put together and soft, but filled with yarn-like secrets connecting the oddest designs and thoughts together. Ferndora, pedoish, R&R please.

A bunch of shorts and longs from Isadora and Klaus, includes basketball, pizza and the play Macbeth. Not KI romance but KI friendship.

Lemony Snicket has died and left his will behind. He has revealing his secrets and lies in the will, knowing that he has escaped them. What does he have to reveal? Has he been honest in his previous chronicles? Read to find out!

Set after the end of 'The End'. The Baudelaires and Beatrice are leaving the island, to start a new life and find their friends. What they discover does not go to plan. QuiglyViolet FionaKlaus & IsadoraKlaus.

A parody. In which Klaus raps, Sunny bites, and Violet giggles. As for Count Olaf, well... you'll just have to read to find out!

"Sometimes you find beauty is hidden, and you have to look much closer than you normally would to see it." Sadly, Violet's mother's words did not apply to count Olaf.

A short poem. On Uncle Monty's death

Violets point of view of the last day she ever saw her parents. One shot

It is with a heavy heart, that I am going to unfold to you the very dismal and rather unfortunate events that led Violet Baudelaire to obtain the name of Violet Olaf; as well as record many of the dreary events following this woeful name change.

Love for them was a brief materialistic fling, all sex and alcohol; bordering on the filthy side of things. Kit/Olaf oneshot.

summary inside. please read, review..

One-shot, about what happens to the Baudelaires after The End. Everyone dies. Rated for dark themes.

A tale borne of the pessimistic crap Lemony Snicket calls books. I reall feel sorry for them.