Mostly in Violet's POV. A mysterious fire, a mysterious death, what could happen next, read and find out! R&R

guess what...Duncan ran off with Violet to marry her. SO..What does Quigley do to make Violet marry HIM? AND she was going to marry Quigley...but...something changed..(added characters) YUP! IT'S KINDA STUPID.HUMORPARODY...A LOT OF IT.. chap3 up!

The story of Aunt Josephine, from her first encounter of Captain Sham to the forced writing of her will. Rating implied for sexuality and language. Slight JosephineOlaf.

The grim murders of the Griffin orphans, and the consequent stealing of their family fortune, causes the Very Fine Dramatists to wax introspective. Rated R for violence, rough language, and general overall feelings of doom.

My brother wrote this. Messed-up names, warm cucumber soup, bad rock music and rubber duckies combine to make this the Baudelaire's worst nightmare! WARNING: PARODY. ALL CHARACTERS WILL BE HUGELY OOC!

Violet Baudelaire has had enough. Warning:Slight implamation of incest. Very Angsty. Involves a little blood.

Klaus and Isadora are left to themselves in the Orphans Shack, and when the shack is rockin', don't come a'knockin'...

In this sequel to the AU fiction The Intractable Interrogator, Klaus writes about the sad life of Lemony Snicket. Finale and ending notes completed.

A small collection of (very) short stories. Slight VioletxHook-Handed Man. Complete.

Violet is 16. She dosen't remember any of her past. Will she ever remember? Please review! Should I go on with the story?

A small shard of glass, blood glistening on its jagged edges... my very first ASoUE fic, reviews are always appreciated! One-shot.

This is the unfortunate tale of ehat happened to thepoor hook handed man after he saved the baudelaires from Count olaf. It is a thrilling peice of which will peacefully tell the tale of the depressing tale of his life after that big mistake.

Duncan has left his notebook in the library, and insists that Violet come with him to get it. [CHAPTER THREE IS UP]

The Baudelaires and the Quagmires (all three of them) are reunited and are currently in The Snicket’s Library. Don’t ask me how or why. Review, but no flames please! )VioletDuncan or Quigley?

There is a tragic event in the life of the Baudelaires (go figure). My summaries suck, but I'm hoping this doesn't. PG13 for violence, light language and tragic events

A set of Christmas fictions, ranging from romance to pure misery, to lust. All rated accordingly, and updated every Monday until Christmas. I didn't create these characters, Daniel Handler did, I'm sure he's happy about that.

Isadora panics when a certain couplet is lost. A random ficlet that can be read as a sort-of-sequel-thing to Couplet Contemplation

SPOILER WARNING! My verison of Number 12!

Klaus and Violet ponder their past and future. Hopefully a halfway decent fic. -hopeful expression- Please read and review, I'd really appreciate it.

It's hot out. Too hot to think.

No matter how pretty the witch is... Jeiolet. pedo-sex prevails in this one, you've been warned.

The Baudelaires are in the sea now!What will become of the them? PLZ PLZ REVIEW

Simple one-shot Movieverse. Not very good, because I've never exactly read the books. Was inspired by the movie trailers. Reviews are greatly loved!

Violet blew Duncan off for Quigley. She thought he was licking his wounds, but he got a new girlfriend! I bet you guys didn't think I updated 4 chapters in one day!

A night out at the theatre turns awry when Klaus reveals moneymaking intentions.