Author's Note:

Hello everybody, this is... not the original Author's Note. This is necessary since to be clear, this repost is not me doing so because I'm actually going to continue this story. After thinking long and hard about it? Honestly I feel no desire to really do that which will be explained over the course of these. That being said the more I thought about it the more I felt enough time had passed for a reupload at least for those who enjoyed the original and since I had fun doing it with the reupload of Regretful Battle? I decided I would add commentary explaining my thought process at the time among other things. But seeing as how that's best saved for the end? Though before reading, let me make this clear. This story came from the early 2010s when I was a significantly crappier person, as such some elements have aged like stale piss in a microwave so do keep that in mind.

That being said? Please try to avoid cring-I mean enjoy this.

(West City - Capsule Corp. Gravity Room)

"I don't know what that woman is thinking, she should know by now that a Saiyan doesn't have time for romantic matters. Grr... but why can't I stop thinking about it, damn it, DAMN IT! Oh come on Vegeta stay focused on your training, you must work hard so that when that clown Kakarot finally passes on, you can become the prince once again. *sigh* You know, as much as I hate to say it, maybe I need to talk with him. I feel way too strongly about this subject that it is nearly impossible to keep my mind off of it, sure he is a blasted idiot, but it is worth a try." These thoughts came from Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans, the husband to Capsule Corp. owner, Bulma Briefs and the father of two children. It was on this very day that Vegeta was going through one of his worst internal battles that at first, he did try to shake off through training vigorously but he couldn't even focus on that due to the thoughts that kept flooding his mind about Bulma leaving him, Vegeta grabbed a pair of Saiyan armor (The pair from the Android saga) and headed out the door of the gravity chamber and out onto the cool moonlit streets of West City.

"It's amazing to think how much I had grown so fond of this dirt ball." Vegeta said as his mouth then formed into a smirk "Out of all of the various bits of my past that I revealed to Bulma, There are just a few stories that should never be told." and with those final words, Vegeta blasted off into the sky and headed straight toward the direction where a certain God of Destruction was residing.

(Beerus' Temple: Outer Fields)

"HYYYAAAHHHHH!" a spiky haired warrior with an orange gi yelled as he threw a punch that was clearly aiming for what looked to be some sort of purple cat with Egyptian inspired garments. The cat quickly got into his fighting stance and effortlessly blocked the punch, he couldn't help but grin at the subsequent progress that the warrior was making,

"Very good, I can feel that your base form power level is now about as high as your Super Saiyan transformations." the cat said right after he broke the clash, the warrior couldn't help but rub the back of his head and giggle.

"Ha ha, so you've noticed. Man it sure is great to train with you Lord Beerus, I'm getting way more experience than I think I did with Korin, King Kai, and Supreme Kai's sessions combined." the warrior said, clearly pleased. Beerus chuckled before he continued the session on with a question.

"First of all, Son Goku. I would just like to say that we don't always have to resort to formalities now that we're just master and student and second, I'm wondering how strong your Ki attacks are now." Beerus inquired as he wiped the sweat from his forehead. Goku immediately pounded his fists together as he got into a charging position.

"You wanna see that, alright, here goes." Goku said as he started to build up a blue aura around his body, this went on for a few seconds until Goku drew his hands back into some sort of cupping position as he began an incantation.

"KAAAAAAAAAA!" The ground started to violently shake to the point where even Beerus had to lift himself into the air to keep from falling.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Suddenly, the blue aura began to travel into Goku's hands.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The blue aura then appeared as a small ball that was no bigger than one you would find in a standard game of soccer.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Goku's black hair then began to raise upwards, as if there was a wind current blowing it even though Beerus' home was completely devoid of any wind. Beerus held his arms outward as he prepared to brace himself for the blast. Beerus' face was showing a very, very slight hint of fear for the very first time in 20 centuries.

"If he is truthfully as strong as his various transformations." Beerus thought "Then I am anxious to see how his God form must be like." Beerus looked down at Goku just before he was ready to fire when he sensed an extremely high power level approaching quickly towards his and Goku's location. This minor distraction though cost him a lot more than he thought when the Saiyan finally unleashed his blast.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku screamed in one long deafening cry as he threw his arms forward just as a gigantic blue beam spouted from them, traveling at breakneck speeds and completely enveloping Beerus in its' blue mass. Loud screams were heard from inside the beam for about a minute until it finally dissipated, showing a charred and completely naked Beerus. Goku's expression quickly turned from a face of determination, to the face of a boy that realized exactly what happens when they anger their parents. Goku quickly tried to explain himself but was silenced by Beerus with a simple wave of his left index finger as he then passed out right as Vegeta touched down on the land right beside Goku.

"Kakarot, there is something I need to speak with you ab- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" Vegeta screamed as his eyes widened at the passed out Beerus, laying face down right in front of him and Goku. Just as he was about to question his rival further, Goku walked over to Beerus and set his index and ring fingers on his neck and checked for a pulse. Goku was relieved when he felt a faint signal after a few minutes of there being none, Goku then looked over at Vegeta as he quickly explained what happened.

"Me and Beerus were training and as far as I could tell," Goku began, "he probably detected your power level and was distracted by it long enough to where my Kamehameha wave hit him with its full might and due to my strength increasing dramatically through my various sparring sessions with him. I think it is safe to say that my base form is now as powerful as my Super Saiyan 4 transformation, did that help clear everything up?" Vegeta's expression was blank for what felt like two whole minutes before he finally spoke again.

"That doesn't matter now for what I am about to tell you Kakarot is something that I hope even you of all idiots should understand." Vegeta said as he crossed his arms, Goku did not get it at first as his response was completely wrong.

"I understand, well you see Vegeta. Being interested in members of the opposite sex is completely natural as it is just the body going through natural developm-"

"NOT THAT YOU DOLT!" Vegeta interrupted "I AM HAVING RELATIONSHIP ISSUES WITH BULMA! DO YOU GET IT NOW?!" Goku quickly realized how stupid his first reply was and in just a few seconds, he nodded his head yes.

"Now I do Vegeta, can you tell me about how it happened?" Goku questioned as he pulled a large rock that was right beside Beerus to where they were standing in order to use it as a makeshift seat. Both of the Saiyans sat down next to each other as Vegeta began to give a quick summary about what happened.

"A couple of weeks ago, I was fumbling around with what you blasted earthlings call a phone when the woman just happened to look over my shoulder and she noticed that there were strings of messages by several females that ranged from being innocent to being openly sexual, it was at that point in time that she had assumed that I betrayed my mate which of course angered me greatly to the point where me and her had one of our worst fights ever. We were yelling and cursing at each other and what was unknown to us was the fact that our children were watching this, being just barely concealed by the doors to their rooms. We went on and on until my anger reached its' breaking point, as I had turned into a Super Saiyan right then and there and let out some... unspeakable things. By the time I realized what I had done, she already left for her room, sobbing. You see Kakarot, I'm worried about her leaving me sad and alone as she might take Bra and Trunks with her and I know that once she makes that choice, I can't stop her then for it will already be too late." The moment Vegeta finished was the moment where Goku let out a rush of air from his mouth as he then began his attempt to comfort the Saiyan prince.

"That is horrible but keep in mind Vegeta, Bulma is used to you being rough. She's not into your violent side obviously but still, think about it. If she was interested in you before you became a protector of Earth and were still intending on murdering everyone, then there is obviously something that is still keeping her from walking out after all of these years. Now what I mainly want to know is what is up with the messages from other girls?" Goku questioned after Vegeta had given a facial cue that he appreciated the kindness that Goku was showing. Vegeta took a deep breath and then he spoke.

"There once was a period where during my time with the broad that I had dabbled in unintentional sexual escapades with various women... and occasionally men." Vegeta said as he clearly tried to resist the urge to vomit. Goku was clearly very curious.

"Well, who was the first person that you had sex with?" Goku casually asked Vegeta and the moment he did, the Prince's whole face became a crimson shade of red.

"Aw come on Vegeta, I just want to know. I promise I won't tell anyone, it will be just between friends." Goku coaxed as Vegeta finally gave in.

"Alright Kakarot, I will go through the WHOLE list of people that I had sex with and the first one was... ...Maka Albarn." Vegeta said without a hint of emotion. Goku wasn't shocked one bit.

"Maka Albarn, from Death City? How did that happen? The personalities would clash too much." Goku questioned. Vegeta took another breath and then he spoke.

(This first story takes place during the time that Bulma is bitter towards Vegeta after the gravity room explodes and it takes place during an alternate version of the episode, "Resonance Chain: Playing the Soul's Melodies?" as Maka and the rest of her DWMA classmates are at least 18 years old.)

(Death City, Nevada: Outskirts)

"DAAAAMMMMNNNN!" Vegeta yelled as he punched a nearby tree, subsequently causing it to shatter into several tiny pieces of bark. "HOW COULD THAT BLUE-HAIRED IDIOT LET HERSELF BELIEVE THAT I, VEGETA, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HER?! DOES SHE NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO FOOLS LIKE THAT?! GRRAAGGGHHH!"

"There is no need to yell like that, especially when practically everyone can hear you." A mysterious voice said from behind Vegeta after he finished his venting. Vegeta just spat on the ground and smirked.

"Oh how rude of me." Vegeta said mockingly as he turned towards the stranger "Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm of Saiyan royalty, your petty human commands do not apply to me... that is if you are even human." Vegeta had just then noticed the very odd look that the stranger had. The stranger was a male, he had grey hair, though as far as Vegeta could tell, he most certainly wasn't frail. The man also had stitch marks on various portions of his body and he most noticeably had two large screws on the sides of his head.

"I take it you're new to Death City?" The figure questioned in a monotone voice as he lit his cigarette.

"It... is somewhat more complicated than that for you see. I am new to this planet in general," Vegeta's tune then quickly changed as he continued "why do you even care stranger? You'll soon be enslaved anyway once I become the legendary Super Saiyan!" the stranger was silent for a few moments before he suddenly burst out laughing. Vegeta was clearly not amused as he started to walk towards the man and when he was close enough, Vegeta launched a punch that came down hard into the strangers' gut.

"Ha ha ha ha, at least now you will know to treat royalty with respect fool!" Vegeta laughed as he saw the man hobble as he made an attempt to keep his balance.

"*huff* *huff* I admittedly should've paid more attention but then again, I didn't consider you my opponent beforehand. I guess I should tell you my name before we get this over with." The man said as he tossed his jacket to the side. "My name is Dr. Franken Stein or preferably just Stein, before we begin, I must ask. Where is your weapon?" Vegeta just smirked.

"Why would I use weapons when I have this?" Vegeta said with a smirk as he brought his two arms back.

"When you have what? I don't see anyth- well... this just got interesting." Stein said as he noticed a purple orb develop in Vegeta's hands. The prince just chuckled.

"Glad you're impressed but now is not the time to talk. TAKE THIS, GALICK GUN..." Vegeta said as he brought his arms forward "FIRE!" and it was with that yell that a large, somewhat wavy beam launched from Vegeta's hands at a rapid pace, quickly illuminating Stein's face with purple. A loud "BOOM!" rang out as the blast hit its' target with dust and the smell of burnt lumber quickly filling the area. Vegeta knew however that something was off.

"I can't sense his Ki anywhere but I know that if I hit him. The smell of his corpse would've hit my nostrils by now." Vegeta thought but before he could say anything, Stein came down with a flying axe kick that was countered by Vegeta performing a well-timed afterimage.

"He can disappear as well? This just keeps getting better and better." Stein thought as he was searching for any trace of Vegeta's soul when he was then struck by the Prince's fist. Blood spilled from the professor's lips as Vegeta's mouth formed into a wicked grin.

"How pitiful can you be?! IS THIS TRULY ALL YOU'VE GOT?!" Vegeta said as he followed up his punch with a somersault that ended with a kick to the shoulder, Stein staggered but not for long as he blocked Vegeta's follow-up punch.

"No, not at all." Stein said with a smirk as he thrust his knee forward, aiming for the Saiyan's gut. The prince immediately countered it with his own knee strike.

(Somewhere nearby)

"Hey do you guys hear that?" a blonde girl with pigtails said as she looked towards her white haired companion.

"Hear what, Maka?" the boy began "I don't hear anythi-" all of a sudden, a blue haired boy with a long white scarf jumped right on top of the shark toothed boy.

"I HEAR IT VERY CLEARLY! I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE JUST DEAF SOUL FOR I, BLACK*STAR, AM THE GREATEST NINJA AROUND AND I CAN HEAR SOUNDS FROM ANY DISTA- OUCH!" Black*Star was quickly silenced by his partner, Tsubaki, planting her elbow right down onto the egotist's head.

"I must say I am quite impressed that you mustered up the strength to shut him up Tsubaki." Death The Kidd said as his two pistols transformed into Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson, his two partners. Tsubaki's face was flushed with pink in response to Kidd's complement.

"Thank you, but I much prefer not to hurt him, in fact I find his egotistical nature to be kind of charming actually." Tsubaki replied.

"Well I find it to be annoying but nowhere near as annoying as when something is not perfectly symmetrical." Kidd said with his hands at his hips.

"I'll never get why you even care Kidd, your hair has those three lines so what's the point?" Soul said and right after he did, Kidd turned toward him with an expression that showed pure irritation.

"And I'll never get why you don't understand the importance of order and balance, two things that symmetry represents quite perfectly. By the way, I KNOW THAT I AM TRASH DAMN IT! NO NEED TO POINT OUT THAT DETAIL EVERY TIME!" Kidd said as a vein was threatening to pop right out of his forehead.

"Come on guys! This is no time to argue, I have a feeling that Stein is in trouble." Maka said as she rushed off in the direction where she heard the strange noises. Soul then followed suit along with the rest of the gang with the only exception being the unconscious Black*Star.

Vegeta and Stein were matching blow for blow until the two suddenly locked hands. Vegeta wasn't amused in the slightest.

"GIVE UP! There's no use struggling now!" Vegeta yelled as he felt Stein's blood in between his fingers. Stein gave a quick glance to his left and when he saw Maka with scythe in hand, his decision became clear.

"Alright, I give up, but not before THIS!" Stein cried out as he performed a flip kick that collided with Vegeta's jaw. Vegeta reeled back in pain and couldn't recover fast enough to notice the scythe coming down.

"HYAAAH!" Maka yelled as the tip caught Vegeta's "Badman" shirt and ripped it straight open along with the chest in one, clean cut. The prince howled in pain as blood was gushing rapidly out of the wound.

"YOU BRAT! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GOING TO-"

"Enough. There is no point in continuing this any further Vegeta, stand down." Stein interjected. Vegeta was reluctant but he eventually relented but right when he did, he immediately fainted due to his massive wound.

"Maka, I want you to take this one somewhere safe. Now I understand that he tried to kill me, but I can sense the good in his soul." Stein explained as he started to put his jacket back on. Maka immediately bowed.

"Yes Professor Stein." she replied as she slung the Saiyan prince over her back and then she ran right towards the direction of her apartment with Soul going off to get his bike.

(Maka's Apartment)

"Uuggh. Where... where am I?" Vegeta questioned himself as he noticed that he was in what looked to be someone's bedroom with wallpaper that was covered in Vegeta's most hated color... pink and to top it all off, there was a strange smell in the room that was sort of musky and somewhat arousing.

"My room, I would've brought you to the academy but I think Crona would've been far too freaked out by your appearance and brash personality wouldn't you agree?" Maka said as she lifted her nose out of the book that she was reading.

"I don't know who the hell that is but th-thank you, what is your name anyway?" Vegeta questioned with a voice of pure curiosity. Maka giggled before she spoke.

"So you try to kill my teacher at one moment and you ask for my name the next? Man are Saiyans strange. But if you must know, I am Maka Albarn." Maka said as she slowly dove back into the book that she was reading but was interrupted by the annoying ring that her cellphone was making. Maka groaned as she reached into her shirt pocket.

"Hold on big guy, this shouldn't take long." Maka said and then quickly put her hand over her mouth right after, dropping her phone in the process. Vegeta was clearly confused.

"Big guy, what the hell does that mean? Are you interested in me?" Vegeta asked bluntly. Maka's face went red the moment Vegeta had said that last word.

"N-n-no, what gave you that idea?" Maka questioned as she let out a nervous laugh. Vegeta's mouth formed into a smirk as he noticed just exactly where that smell was coming from.

"Nothing really, except for the fact that I can see a damp area on your skirt." Vegeta said in a tone that was rather snarky. Maka froze right after she heard Vegeta's answer. She slowly looked down and she did in fact notice that both her skirt and panties were quite wet and just to make sure that her eyes weren't playing tricks on her. Maka removed her left glove and carefully slipped two fingers underneath her undergarments and the moment she pulled it back out, she noticed a clear viscous liquid that was wrapped around the tips of her fingers.

"Damn it!" Maka cursed "I was hoping this wouldn't happen for you see, I... actually find you kind of cute in a weird 'please don't kill me' kind of way." Vegeta then at that moment used his Ki to lock the door behind Maka as he slowly approached her. Maka was slightly unnerved by the Saiyan prince's almost serial killer like demeanor as he moved closer but for some reason, there was something in her body that was keeping her from backing away.

"Wha... what are you doing?" Maka asked as Vegeta's face was now just mere inches from her own.

"I just thought you deserved a little reward for helping me." Vegeta whispered as he immediately started rubbing her outer folds from outside her panties. Maka shuddered with pleasure at the surprising skill that the prince showed in these few moments. Vegeta grinned when he heard the small moans escape from her mouth which encouraged him to rub faster and faster.

"If you want, I can show you how a Saiyan prince delivers pleasure. All you have to do is beg for it." Vegeta whispered as he began to slow his pace. Maka's nerves were going crazy, she tried her hardest to ignore the masterful fingers that were prodding at her core through the very thin fabric of her white cotton panties. She wanted more but decided to take a gentle approach to see if he would respond.

"I don't want to do this." Maka said huskily, but Vegeta wasn't buying it and so to show her that he meant business, he started to give her pussy very light smacks, causing Maka to jolt from her seat.

"I told you to beg so I expect you to comply." Vegeta hissed as he continued torturing the 18 year old's privates.

"I need you to screw me." Maka said shakily as it was getting increasingly more and more difficult to hold back her moans. Vegeta grinned, he knew that he was getting to her and that all he needed do now was to push her one last button and she would be on her way. Vegeta at that point did something devious, he pulled some of the panty fabric to the side as he then started to pump his middle finger inside her pussy. This nearly drove the young meister over the edge as she felt her inner walls grasp the Saiyan's digit as he continued to pump it in and out. Finally she just lost it as she let her hormones do the talking.

"PLEASE FUCK MY PUSSY! OH MY GOD I NEED YOUR DICK, JUST GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY!" Maka begged as she was close to her first climax. Vegeta's grin became a full on smile as he then ejected his finger from Maka's caverns.

"So you do want it? I appreciate it that you came to your senses, now the real fun can begin." Vegeta hissed as he crushed the meisters' mouth against his. Maka felt like she was in heaven as she felt the two tongues wrestling for domiance with Vegeta's clearly gaining the upper hand. When the prince noticed that the young meister's ass was completely unprotected, he took his chance and smacked the girl hard on the right cheek and gripped it tightly as they continued their rough battle of tongues. After a few minutes, Vegeta broke the kiss as he then lightly gripped Maka by the chin before he spoke.

"I gave you pleasure, so why don't you return the favor?" Vegeta growled as he guided Maka's head downwards until it was eye-level with the throbbing erection that was pulsing against the fabric of the prince's yellow pants. Maka licked her lips as she worked the belt off quickly, making it to where the zipper was the only barrier that was keeping Vegeta's "Prince" at bay. Maka, pulled down the zipper with one graceful motion as she then fished Vegeta's cock and balls out of the dark blue boxers and was surprised by how massive he was.

"How big is that thing?" Maka questioned nervously while she was face-to-face with a penis that was so much larger than the pictures that she had seen in health class. Vegeta was amused by her clear bewilderment to his size.

"Impressed? I am approximately 7.3 inches in length with at least 2.5 inches in girth and I don't care how much you complain for you are going to take it all in." Vegeta said as he looked down at the young meister. Deciding not to incur the Saiyan's wrath by this point in time. Maka started to lick up the entire length of Vegeta's shaft, only taking a small pause to lightly suck and nibble on the mushroom shaped head everytime she came back to it. Vegeta bit his lip to keep himself from moaning as he hadn't had sex at any point in time since his battle with Son Goku, so to finally have some form of relief in this area of his body proved to be just a slight bit too much for the Saiyan prince. Maka had caught on to this little plan of his however and she decided that this was the perfect time to get back at him for the teasing of her pussy earlier as she then moved on to Vegeta's testicles. She started to suckle on Vegeta's balls as she simultaneously started to rub her right hand up and down his massive length, stopping only to glide her thumb across his slit after every eight-to-ten strokes. This continued on for three minutes straight until she finally decided that she was ready enough to take in Vegeta's full length. Maka carefully lined herself up so that her mouth was perfectly symmetrical with the slit and then she went down, just barely managing to take half of it in. Once she managed to get her breathing in check, she continued to bob up and down with a steady rhythm with each bob moving her head closer and closer to the base.

"Fuck, you're quite the cock worshipper." Vegeta groaned as he started to rest his hands on the blonde's forehead in order to keep himself balanced. It was also at this point and time that Maka finally gobbled up all 7 inches of Vegeta's man-meat and because of this achievement, she proceded to deep-throat his knob. Maka also took the time to start undoing her outfit, letting the black cloak drop to the ground, leaving her in nothing but her bra, panties and skirt. She then took her left hand and lowered it to her crotch as she started to slowly rub her clit, making little circles with her index and middle fingers as she continued her plunge on the "Penis of all Saiyans". 6 minutes had passed as Vegeta was looking much more unkempt as he started to thrust inside of Maka's mouth with his balls slapping against her chin as he let out his animalistic growls of pleasure but he stopped and pulled out of the young meister's mouth, finally giving her the freedom to breathe but at the same time she whined about the prospect of not tasting any semen.

"What the hell?! That was really unfair you di-" Maka's complaining was quickly silenced as Vegeta had thrown her face down on the bed. The prince then ripped the cotton confines free from Maka's lower regions as he proceeded to prod her G-spot with his still throbbing member. Vegeta took in her pleading moans as if it was music to his ears and after a few more seconds of teasing, he gave one powerful thrust and he was in. Vegeta went at a rough and fast pace, so rough in fact that he could hear the loud smacking noises that his balls were making with every thrust.

"FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD, OH YES RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE!" Maka screamed as she felt like an entire tsunami of pleasure was washing over her with each and every thrust. Vegeta managed to get out a single question through all of this as he was surprised by the lack of pain that she felt albeit with moans inbetween.

"So uh, uh, I, uh, take it you're not a uh, uh, virgin?" questioned Vegeta as he was desperately trying to get his thoughts out. Maka nodded.

"Me and uh, uh, uh, Soul did it a few times before recently so yes." Maka said as she too was affected by her moans of pleasure. This had lasted for six minutes until suddenly, Vegeta had lifted Maka up off the bed with all of his might, flipped her around so that the two were in direct eye contact and slammed her against the wall as he felt her legs start to wrap around his lower back. Vegeta then had ripped the bra right off of her chest as he then proceeded to lick and nibble at Maka's A-cup breasts which then sent the young meister into a frenzy as she started clawing at his back, leaving white scratch marks that stretched halfway down to his lower back. This lasted for about a minute until Vegeta started to feel the long forgotten sensation of his balls beginning to tighten and right as Maka let out a final cry of pleasure.

"I'M CUMMING! OH SHIT I'M CUMMING!" Maka cried out as her vagina started squirting a clear liquid all over Vegeta's cock and it was at that moment that the Saiyan couldn't take it anymore as he pulled out of Maka, leaving her to crumple to her knees.

"Open your mouth!" Vegeta commanded as he closed in on Maka's disheveled face, stroking furiously with all of his might as she did as she was told.

"OH FUCK!" was all Vegeta could get out as the first gobs of cum came out in long rope like streams as he just barely managed to reach Maka's mouth and while most of the semen had hit their mark, the other sprays had completely covered her face, hair and even her breasts were partially covered in the white goop due it dripping off of her chin. Maka scooped up most of it with her fingers as she then brought it to her mouth and swallowed.

"That *huff* *huff* was amazing, would you like my *huff* *huff* *huff* phone number?" Maka breathlessly asked with a friendly gleam in her eyes. Vegeta, being unaware of human technology, told Maka about his issue.

"Umm... I don't have this 'phone' that you mention." Vegeta pointed out as he started to get dressed. Maka then brought her left index finger to her chin as she thought up an idea.

"I got it, I'll give you Kidd's old phone, he gave it to me because he didn't find it symmetrical enough and the best part is that it comes with my number already on it." Maka said while she handed Vegeta a slightly beaten up smartphone that was black with a very crooked image of a skull on the back. Vegeta set the device in his pocket as he questioned Maka about why he needed her phone number.

"What do I need your phone number for?" questioned the prince as Maka just giggled.

"You know, in case you ever want to do this again or if you just need someone to talk to. Just give me a call." Maka said as she reattached her bra clasp. Vegeta then gave the meister one last goodbye hug as he then flew out the open window for West City. Maka had the biggest smile on her face until she suddenly heard the knob of her door turning.

"Hey Flat-chest, Stein says it's time for our Soul Wavelength trai- WOAH!" Soul couldn't get his last words out as his nose had become a huge fountain of blood after witnessing his partner, in nothing but a bra standing right in the middle of the room. The angry Maka quickly grabbed a book as she then approached the boy with the item raised over her head.

"MAKA CHOP!" she yelled as she slammed the book down on Soul's head, rendering him unconscious.

Author's Addendum:

Oh dear god the cringe has set in rereading this. Oh boy... so... let's push aside some of the creepy connotations and so on and start with this story's creation. Back in the day, I was a very different person. Life was really getting to me, I was stressed out and at many points very depressed and I was so very horny to an uncomfortable degree. This void would be filled by the world of fanfiction, something which I had heard about but never really delved into until getting sucked in by some fanfics based on My Life as a Teenage Robot and the story Sonic's Big House Party which was by... oh boy... Lil Knucklez AKA Lil Soniq.

Yep we should really address this considering in a way this has kind of been the shadow my fanfic career has lived under and the fault lies squarely at my feet. So basically, he was the reason why I finally decided to bite the bullet and start writing fanfiction. For those who may not be aware, Lil Soniq is infamous for writing the fanfic "Sonic's Ultimate Harem", a series of one-shots where Sonic tells Mario of his various sexual escapades which results every time in characters being misrepresented, really badly written dialogue and sex that is long, repetitive and kind of bland... and I at one point really loved it. For the record, I was horny at the time and next, this was in the era where Sonic as a character and franchise basically got hate for existing which bred the toxic positivity that the fanbase has become known for in later years. This was also when anything involving anthropomorphic characters in sexual situations would get shat on which would get pushed into overdrive if Sonic was involved. With that in mind, it was no surprise that the man got hate and yet despite that? He kept going purely because he had passion for this idea and as someone who really likes to champion how fanfiction allows us to write whatever story we want? It was the source of inspiration I needed to actually push forward with this whole fanfiction business and so I started out by writing... a very edgelord take on Transformers that I am not proud of and this was my second. Sexual Adventures of a Saiyan Prince which basically can be summed up as "What if Sonic's Ultimate Harem but the blue blur is replaced by a short-tempered egomaniac with a McDonald's golden arch hairline?"

Of course, I kid because Vegeta was and still is my favorite character in all of Dragon Ball and so the idea of giving him a harem was an interesting one to me. I basically wanted to show that while I would be doing serious stories that I overall am someone who likes to dip my toes in all kinds of genres and I firmly believe that like any genre, smut and pornography has its place and a cheesy little harem story that's just a collection of one-shots of Vegeta and other characters boinking would be a good way to kick that part off. With that in mind, all that was left to do was begin with a girl and I felt since I hadn't seen her in too many harems and I had just finished this series at the time? Maka would be a good one since I absolutely love Soul Eater. I then started writing and came out with this and like I said... I'm not proud of that. Props to you if you like it but personally the more I look at it? The more I see its flaws so if you'll indulge me? Let's get this out of the way.

Vegeta... is an asshole in this story. Plain and simple, he is just an unlikeable asshole from a time when this kind of macho chestpounding dudebrah was really popular and isn't representative of what I like about Vegeta today which is his development. Hell, it's worse in my thankfully lost original versions where Vegeta explains that the reason he came to Goku is that he SLAPPED Bulma with me then editing it to where it's more vague because that's what people want to think about when choking the chicken or flicking the bean, motherfucking domestic abuse! However, that's not all. He also shows disgust over the idea that he slept with men and throughout the chapters as I listened to people telling me Vegeta's too weak (Side-note: Never do this. Let me let you in on a little secret people, a lot of Dragon Ball fans care way too much about power scaling and power levels and trying to compromise with them will almost always mean your story is worse off.) and went overboard with it but even in these chapters, I wonder why anyone beyond surface level attraction to the dude's physique would ever be interested in him let alone want to bed him. As for the sex? It's pretty okay I think. For this I tried my best to study stuff in regards to these kinds of scenes so that I could make them as solid as I could and for the most part I think for a first attempt it's not bad scratch the scene where I mention Vegeta having a Samsung phone as a blatantly obvious reference to SUH where he had that company's rival's phone oh my god I could not be more obvious, Jesus Christ I look like a simp.

Couple this with the issues I ended up having later on and eventually I had to accept the fact that I just could not write this story anymore in good faith and believe you me, I tried. I knew very well this was my most read and popular story and I'm not someone who likes disappointing others but after going through the thought of rebooting it and life getting busy? I had to just come clean to myself that I wasn't writing the story because I enjoyed it and thus this meant content I was in the process of crafting was suffering because I didn't believe in it. Plus the process became boring. Funnily enough, way back then I received a comment from someone noting that while they liked the story, they warned that continuing on with these one-shots could get stale and they were unsurprisingly right. So eventually, I had to just call it quits with this story and initially deleted it because I did not want this to represent me or my hobby and because looking at it just brought me pain. But time has passed, I've aged significantly since those days and I decided to explore this idea of reuploading old work so sufficed to say, I'm not in that same mood about this, hence why I'm doing this.

And just so we're clear, if you still enjoy this story? Keep doing so. Don't take my words as me saying you shouldn't or anything like that. I'm glad if you like it. That being said, thanks for reading. I'll catch you later on the next reupload.