This chapter is for the 1997 movie Babes in Toyland
IN HONOR AND MEMORY OF CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER
WORK IN PROGRESS
Walking through Central Park in New York City was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Sailor Moon, Serenity Moon, January Moonwolf, Nyarla Nightmare Moon, Winona Werewolf and Marianna Andromeda As well as Phantom Puppeteer, Kabuki Succubus, Another Future Kiva, Blob (Simpsons), Werewolf (Freakazoid), and General Grievous and we were there for some fun and great rescue fun.
Me: Ahh Central Park in New York City.
Nico: It's so awesome coming here.
Fu: Boy you said it.
Zuria: New York City is always fun.
Lola: It sure is.
Kaalia of the Vast: I agree there guys. It's awesome.
Camie: It sure is. I think it's so awesome.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: Yes New York is awesome.
Sailor Moon: It sure is.
Nico: Sailor Moon, I want to thank you, Phantom Puppeteer, and your teams for coming.
Sailor Moon: It's an honor Nico and I like it.
Me: Me too Serena. Always fun for having you with us.
Shanan: It sure is.
Serena Moon: I agree there too.
Nico: Serena, what do you like to do in your free time?
Serena Moon: Well I am an astronomer and I like looking at the moons of the planets.
Me: Cool.
Nicole: Awesome that you like to do that. The most enigmatic moon in my opinion is Saturn's largest moon Titan.
Qin: It sure is a mystery.
Nico: Yep. But being an astronomer is cool. Just like my days at Space Camp.
Qin: You remember that, right?
Nico: How can I forget? That was so fun and awesome.
Me: Space camp is really fun.
Lincoln: Me and Clyde know the experience.
Lily: That's right you and Clyde went to Space Camp. I forgot about that.
Nico: That is cool!
Me: Yep. Man yesterday was cool and awesome.
Varie: Yeah we defeated a terrorist out to destroy Christmas.
Nico: It was one of the Park's Enemies.
Camie: Yeah what a jerk! But it's what happens when he messes with Dark Magic.
Varie: That's right.
Qin: Yeah. Big mistake.
Brittney: Dark Magic never gives away stuff like that for free. There's always a price and it's not a good one.
Maria: Just ask Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That is too true.
Nico: Yep and they had to learn the hard way.
Qin: They sure did.
Sakura Knudson: Man I HATED AND LOATHED Spiker and Sponge back when I was a little girl. They were not human. Spiker was a Vulture and Sponge was a Hog.
WE LAUGHED!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That is funny. But Yeah I hate them too.
Nico:...the point is that Christmas isn't ruined!
Eli: You got that right!
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Thank goodness.
Varie: Yep.
Me: No one is ruining Christmas on our watch.
Nico: For now, let's enjoy the peace and quiet.
Me: Yeah.
We were sitting by the lake.
Nico: It's so beautiful out here.
Lola: You said it.
Horsea was swimming in the lake.
So was Manaphy, Poliwag and Tentacool.
Nico: This is awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Camie: I'm still ready for any baddie that comes our way.
Lana: Me too.
Lily: Lets see what Lincoln has for us.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: we just got word that a clone of Johnny from Home Alone's Angels with Filthy Souls has been sighted!
WE GASPED!
Me: A CLONE OF THAT FILTHY FUCKING ANIMAL IS HERE?!
Nico: Oh God, a clone of that filthy animal is here?! Damn, we're gonna have a lot of trouble with him.
Eli: We'll send him to Vypra, unlike with the real Johnny, a clone of him will be a better addition to their ranks, like with that clone of Stank Breath Bolhofner.
Me: Good idea, Eli. Speaking of Stank Breath, I wonder what Vypra's doing to keep him in line.
Lincoln: You don't want to know, J.D. What she's got to keep him in line is way too horrific. Right now, let's get after that filthy animal and tear his hide apart.
Nico: Let's get him.
Me: YEAH!
Sakura Knudson: I remember Johnny from that movie Angels with Filthy Souls in Home Alone. That was awesome and man that guy was a jerk. He killed anyone that got in his way.
Nico: I know. What an asshole.
Me: What a fucking filthy animal.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: That filthy animal's going to get torn to pieces after everything he's done.
Lola: Yeah!
Camie: Yep.
Sakura Knudson: But it was so funny how Kevin laughed with him to scare the shit out of people including the Wet Bandits.
Megan: (LAUGHS) Yeah! Kevin showed me how he did it and that was pure genius!
Qin: It sure was!
Nico: Yeah!
Tahu heard a Pokemon Cry.
Tahu: Look here brothers!
We saw a Camerupt!
Me: Cool a Camerupt!
Lola: Oh wow!
Me: Oh the poor thing is cold.
Nico: Lets warm it up.
We got to warming it up.
Camerupt: Ahh thank you very much.
Tahu: You're welcome.
Nico: How do you feel?
Camerupt: Much better. Thank you.
Me: Anytime.
Tahu: You want to come with us?
Camerupt: Sure.
Nico: Great.
Megan: Awesome. (GASP) Oh no! Mom and dad forgot me and Kevin again!
Qin: Oh no not again!
Sakura Knudson: Never gets old.
Me: Hey no sweat we'll just head out after Kate calls. It'll be sometime later this afternoon.
Camie: Yeah.
Me: Where is your family going this time?
Megan: We're going to Australia. I've always wanted to swim in the Great Barrier Reef.
Cornelia: You'll love that Megan.
Megan: Yeah. MAN! We got to stop sleeping in every time there's a big trip. But mine and Kevin's alarm clocks are broken.
Me: We got to get those fixed.
Horsea: Me and the other mascots will hop on you two if you sleep in.
Megan: Thanks Horsea.
Me: We brought Kevin and Megan to their flight with our awesome new Supersonic transport plane. We'll show it to yoo when Kate calls.
Nico: How long is their flight?
Megan: 21 Hours and 52 minutes.
Me: Plenty of time.
Manaphy: You two will know when we hop on you
Megan: Thanks Manaphy.
Eli: Cool.
Nico: What time did they leave?
Megan: Right around 8:00 AM Sharp. Me and Kevin didn't wake up till 9:00.
Me: Oops. Like I said we'll just wait for Kate to call and then we'll head out.
Nico: They got to be over in Los Angeles.
Maria: That's pretty far
Me: Yeah it takes 5 hours and 14 minutes to get there.
Nico: So they won't be getting to Australia till tomorrow morning.
Nicole: Long flight.
Lola: Yep.
Me: We'll wait for them to call like I said.
Nico: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Johnny) AHA! Gotcha, you filthy animal! I just spotted that gangster, he's 20 yards away. (GASPS) And he's got hostages: the other ten Christmas Gene-Slammers and my Guardian Angels!
Pyra Scorchsword: WHAT?!
Corona Crystaldrago: THAT FILTHY FUCKING ANIMAL! WE'RE GONNA RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS IF HE HURTS ONE HAIR ON THEIR HEADS!
Lincoln: Easy, girls, we'll get them away from that filthy animal before he can kill them. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Johnny.
We were walking around the park to find him.
Sakura Knudson: You and your family sure travel a lot don't you Megan?
Megan: Yeah we love going to so many awesome places and all that.
Me: It's awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
We were walking around we spotted Johnny by a bunch of benches, and like Lincoln said, he's taken the other ten Christmas Gene-Slammers who are also his Guardian Angels hostage and he's going to shoot them.
Lincoln: There he is, and there's the other ten Christmas Gene-Slammer Guardian Angels.
Me: In broad daylight? Not a smart move.
Lincoln: We need to get them out and fast before he starts shooting.
Paige Pigpen: Ooh, leave this one to me.
Nico: Uh...oh.
Paige Pigpen snuck up to him, and she raised her arm up exposing her armpit, and it released a massive stink cloud and gassed the area!.
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
MAJOR P.U.! This caused the Johnny clone to be blinded and he started shooting like crazy!
But, before he could shoot the other ten Christmas Gene-Slammer Guardian Angels, Lincoln made a portal of darkness and got the other ten Christmas Gene-Slammer Guardian Angels out.
Me: WHEW! Man, that was really stinky!
Nico: Big time!
Lori: That was literally even worse than dealing with Lynn or Lana stinking up the house. I should've brought out a tub of tomato juice and threw them in and scrubbed them down long ago.
Lincoln: You would wind up in a full body cast thanks to Lynn and get bite marks thanks to Lana. Okay, now to take care of that animal.
The Johnny clone came out, and he was super enraged upon seeing us,
Johnny: YOU!
Me: That's right us! You are a fucking piece of trash you motherfucking filthy animal!
He got his tommy gun to shoot at us, but Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier. But, that idiot gangster was too consumed by bloodlust and he started shooting, but the bullets bounced off the barrier and it stood strong.
Lincoln: Okay, stupid, you asked for it.
Nico: And it's going to hurt really bad!
Lincoln went ULTIMATE LINCOLN and used the powers of Lodestar.
Lincoln: LODESTAR!
Lincoln fired magnetic blasts and snatched the gun out of the gangster's hands and crushed it, and he fired electromagnetic blasts that also removed loads of ammunition that gangster had on him.
Nico: Ooh, nice one!
Gwen T: Now, he's got no chance of defending himself.
Suddenly, the Johnny clone got out another tommy gun and was about to shoot, but Sebastian fired a blast of dark fire which melted it and burned his arms and hands at once.
Johnny Clone: OW! You stupid bastard, who the Hell do you think you are?!
Tsukasa: Just some people passing through.
Me: And they are people that you fucked around with!
Nico: And they are REALLY PISSED OFF!
Johnny: I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Venom: (steps forward) Take your best shot then. (Points to his chest) Right here. Hit us with your best shot.
Johnny: 1...2...10!
GUNSHOTS FIRING! LAUGHING MANIACALLY!
But the bullets were not having any effect on him as they were bouncing off him like they were nothing.
He blasted him until he ran out of ammo.
CLICKING
Venom: Ha. That didn't hurt us at all.
Some of the bullets were sucked into him.
Venom: Plus, ammo is expensive. Have some back!
He fired the bullets back at him with his hands and blasted his legs all over.
Johnny's legs were shredded from them.
Nico: I bet that had to hurt!
Me: Like when you killed Snakes and your Girlfriend Carlotta! Right!?
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Also we're in a park you son of a bitch! It's for EVERYONE! Not you!
Nico: Yeah!
He got up.
Johnny: I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushing carcass OUT my door!
Me: This is a park you motherfucking pissant!
He pointed the gun at me.
Me: Take your best shot you shitfucking fucksack.
Johnny: 1... 2...
MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS! MANIACAL LAUGHTER!
I grabbed all the bullets with lightning fast speed! And he ran out again.
Me: 3. Merry Christmas you fucking filthy animal!
I fired his bullets back at him and hit him in his other leg.
Me: And a happy fucking new year!
I fired a bullet and blasted his arm!
He got out his gun and I fired laser vision blasts and blasted his gun and melted it!
Then, he was met with getting slashed on the chest by Lincoln with his claws and it left claw marks and scars on his chest along with a punch to his nose.
Lincoln: That's for trying to murder my Guardian Angels, you filthy animal. If I could, I wish I could kill you right here right now! (STEAM BLEW OUT OF LINCOLN'S NOSE AND THE SCLERA OF HIS EYES TURNED BLOODSHOT WITH RAGE TOWARDS THAT FILTHY ANIMAL)
Nico: Oh, you really did it, you filthy animal! Trying to murder his Guardian Angels is a deadly line no one, and I mean, no one would dare to cross.
Me: You've got some nerve, asshole. Well, no skin off our nose if Lincoln tries to skin you alive.
Paige Pigpen: Now, it's time to give you a complete thrashing, you scumbag.
Poromon pecked him.
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poromon: You like that! How about this!? (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him.
He was down!
Nico: Top this! (ECHOING) THUNDER STOMP!
He used Pajiramon's powers and smashed his chest and Johnny belched up a HUGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD!
Nico: That had to hurt did it!
Horsea squirted Ink and blinded him.
Me: Celine Screwball, GO WILD!
Celine laughed crazily!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOWOO!
She bashed and pulverized Johnny all over the place!
HONKS TERRANCE'S NOSE!
Celine Screwball: I may be crazy but I just love giving people what they love!
HONKS JOHNNY'S NOSE!
Celine Screwball: HAVE A PIE!
SPLAT!
She got out a pie and splatted it into Johnny's face!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
She honked Johnny's nose!
HONK!
She then ran around Johnny really fast!
Celine Screwball bashed Terrance's face like a punching bag!
BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
She really bashed him all over!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! How do you like me now chum? WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
She bashed and pulverized Johnny all over!
Johnny punched her!
POW!
But the punch made her head bounce around like a punching bag.
Celine Screwball: Oh so you want to tussle it out do ya bub!
KRABLAM!
She bashed him in his face with a hammer!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
We were really laughing hysterically at her lightning fast moves and funny shenanigans!
Johnny: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY PAIN YOU FILTHY ANIMAL?!
Celine Screwball: THAT IS CORRECT! ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY CORRECT! WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
Qin: (LAUGHS)
Xenia: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Eddy: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) CALL A DOCTOR DOUBLE D!
Daffy Duck: (LAUGHING) OH BROTHER!
WE WERE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Poromon got into a tank!
Poromon: Time to turn this jerk into roadkill!
Johnny was ran over and he was flatter than a pancake!
Hannah then punched him in his face and knocked out most of his teeth!
KRASMASH!
Nico: WHOA!
Elise Paine: GO SIS!
Nico: NICE!
Manaphy juggled dynamite!
Manaphy: Catch!
She threw the dynamite and blasted him all over!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Johnny: Ouch!
THUNDERCLAP!
Hannah fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him all over!
Poliwag used grenades as bowling balls!
Poliwag: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
He rolled them and they hit Johnny and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: WOO! YEAH!
Elise Paine: YEAH GET HIM!
Hannah ran fast with the speed of lightning and gave Johnny a NASTY ULTRA SUPER MEGA WEDGIE!
Horsea poked a puma with a stick and it chased her and Horsea jumped and the puma mauled Johnny all over!
Qin: TAKE THAT!
Camie: YEAH!
Tentacool used chickens as arrows. She fired one and it skewered him in his butt!
Johnny screamed in pain!
Then a REALLY FUNNY thing happened and we saw eggs pouring out of his mouth! WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Jirachi put a bullseye on him!
Johnny: Huh?
BANG! DING! BANG DING!
We fired blasters and blasted him all over the place!
DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Freakazoid and the Mask both gave him a wedgie
HOING!
HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!
Freakazoid: This guy has brown underwear!
Mask: Yeah he must've nver washed his clothes! SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Freakazoid: Hey Johnny lets you and me wrestle!
They got to wrestling and he was pulling his leg and screaming in pain as he was pounding the ground!
Johnny: STOP!
Freakazoid: Say uncle!
Johnny: UNCLE!
Freakazoid: Say Grandma Moses Makes Munch Meat Most Monday Mornings!
Johnny: NEVER!
Freakazoid: Okay!
HE PULLED HARD!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Nico: Grandma Moses Makes Munch Meat Most Monday Mornings!
Then NICO'S TONGUE GOT TIED UP IN A kNOT!
Nico: (MUFFLED) HEY! My thung is thied up in a knot!
Nicole: It's a tongue twister!
Nico was able to untie his tongue.
Nico: Ahh. I hate it when that happens!
Camie: That was awesome.
I punched Johnny!
POW!
Me: Hurts doesn't it.
Manaphy charged at him and bashed him in his face!
Poliwag slapped him with his tail!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Poliwag: YEAH TAKE THAT!
Nico: I got something!
Nico turned into RATH!
Nico: RATH!
He went over to him!
Rath: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING JOHNNY R. VALENTINE! YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING GANGSTER EVER AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET A TASTE OF MY RATH!
Me: YOU TELL HIM NICO!
Rath punched and smashed and bashed him all over the place with intense fury!
Rath punched him!
POW!
Rath knocked out most of his teeth!
Nico reverted back!
Camerupt charged at him!
Camerupt: Take this!
Camerupt fired fireballs and blasted him all over!
Nico: YEAH! TAKE THAT!
Me: That was funny!
Lincoln turned into Ampfibian.
Lincoln: AMPFIBIAN!
He fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him.
He used the Core Medals for Electro, Evil Spark Man and Evil Elec Man.
Ra'ad: Lets make this electrifying!
Lincoln and Ra'ad: LIGHTNING OF THE AMPERI!
They fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him intensely.
Lily turned into Sandbox!
Lily: SANDBOX!
She fired sand and it went into his pants!
Gaara: Nothing is more hurtful than getting sand in your shorts.
Sandbox: That is for sure.
Sandbox used the core medals for Ebon, RTN Sasori and Amazing Sandman!
Sandbox and Gaara: SANDSTORM BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of sand and blasted him all over.
Qin: Take that!
Spiderman turned into Ultimate Spidermonkey!
Spiderman: ULTIMATE SPIDERMONKEY!
Me: Fitting for you Peter.
Ultimate Spidermonkey: Thanks.
He fired web blasts and webbed him up.
Ultimate Spidermonkey: I've got eight legs and ready for action.
Keito: Me too!
Ultimate Spidermonkey used the Core Medals for Vanitas, Charlotte the Giant Tarantula and Spider Evo from Dynaman.
Ultimate Spidermonkey and Keito: SPIDER WEB SHOOT WAVE!
They fired waves of webs and blasted Johnny all over and he was locked in a spiderweb cocoon!
Me: Take that!
MJ turned into Humongousaur!
MJ: HUMONGOUSAUR!
She smashed and bashed Johnny all over!
Humongousaur: How is that for Size not mattering!
Aylene Carter: Because that is going to hurt!
Humongousaur used the core medals for Evil Green Ranger, Tar Monster and Red Claw.
Humongousaur and Aylene Carter: DINOSAUR BUTTSMASHING BLAST!
Rhey fired energy waves and blasted Johnny all over
Megan turned into Starlaser
Megan: STARLASER!
She fired laser blasts.
Starlaser: How do you all like my new Cybertronian form?
Armada Starscream: It's really awesome!
Starlaser used the Core Medals for Armada Thrust, Armada Megatron and Living Laser.
Starlasrr and Armada Starscream: CYBERTRON LASER BLASTSTORM!
They fired laser blasts and blasted him all over.
Sarah turned into Enchantreus!
Sarah: ENCHANTREUS!
Kameo: A form for me? That is cool!
Nico: It sure is.
Enchantreus fird waves of lightning and blasted him all over.
Enchantreus: Now things are going to be fun.
Kameo: I'm ready for this!
Enchantreus used the Core Medals for Koragg, Necrolai and Serpentina.
Enchantreus and Kameo: LIGHTNING ELF THUNDERSTRIKE!
They fired waves of lightning and blasted Johnny all over.
Kaz turned into Hopeflare!
Kaz: HOPEFLARE!
Saint Walker: One of my kind. That is most amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Hopeflare fired waves of blue energy and blasted Johnny.
Hopeflare: This is gonna be a good one.
Saint Walker: I'm ready and all will be well.
Hopeflare used the Core Medals for Molten Man, Yost Molten Man and Lava Golem.
Hopeflare and Saint Walker: ODYM FIRESTLRM BLAST!
They fired waves of blue fire and blasted him down.
Peyton turned into Willgiant
Peyton: WILLGIANT!
Kilowog: Wow! One for my species! That is awesome!
Willgiant: Yep.
He fired waves of green energy blasts and smashed Johnny.
Willgiran: Lets make this fun!
Kilowog: You got it!
Willgiant used the core medals for King Shark, Evil Dive Man and Evil Splash Woman.
Willgiant and Kilowog: OA HAMMER BASSAGE!
They fired waves of green energy hammers and they bashed him all over.
Tom turned into Furygreed!
Tom: FURYGREED!
Larfleeze: Ooh one of me! Now Shiny can be happy.
Furygreed: Yep.
He fired orange light blasts and blasted him all over.
Furygreed: Lets make him pounded into stinky doo doo.
Larfleeze: That is for sure!
He used the Core Medals for King Shark, Slash and Clobster!
Furygreed and Larfleeze: OKAARA GREED BLAST!
They fired waves of orange energy and blasted him all over.
Raiden turned into Bountyhuntor
Raiden: BOUNTYHUNTOR!
Nico: One of Cad Bane's kind! That is so cool!
Bountyhuntor: It sure is!
He fired laser blasts and blasted him all over.
Jack Landors: Lets make this fun.
Aayla Secura: (French Accent) I agree there.
Bountyhuntor used the Core Medals for Aqueduct, Cad Bane and Auric Goldfinger.
Bountyhuntor, Jack and Aayla: JEDI FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of energry and blasted him all over.
Cad Bane then happened to pass by
Cad Bane: Huh? Hey guys! Wow! An Omnitrix form of me? That is cool!
Bountyhuntor: It sure is!
Qin: Nice!
Xenia: Yeah!
Cad Bane: That is awesome.
Poliwag slapped Johnny with his tail!
WHAP!
Camie: Nice one.
Suddenly, Paige Pigpen's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a grey and yellow energy aura with stars, trash, smelly junk, stink clouds, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached the Johnny clone, she left grey and yellow energy, stars, trash, smelly junk, stink clouds, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Paige Pigpen: You really are nothing more than a filthy animal always resorting to using violence just because you can't control your bloodlust. That's what I hate about people like you, and I'm going to make sure you pay the consequences of your actions, you piece of trash!
Johnny Clone: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, BITCH?! I'LL KILL YOU!
Suddenly, Paige Pigpen was surrounded by a massive vortex of grey and yellow energy with stars, trash, smelly junk, and stink clouds surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grey phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Johnny clone: the red eyes of judgement.
Me: OH MAN! THIS IS GOING TO GET REALLY STINKY!
We all had on 22nd Century Exopacks on thanks to our 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpacks.
Nico: Big time stinky!
Lincoln: This guy's going to get covered in tons of trash and smelling like a dumpster after Paige gets through with him, P.U.!
Then, as the vortex faded, Paige Pigpen emerged, but she was changed forever.
Paige Pigpen grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large grey and yellow planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has grey and yellow highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes and a grey and yellow energy aura with stars, trash, smelly junk, stink clouds, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Pigpen with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with yellow iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Trash, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in their hooves, she also has Pigpen with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Trash, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in his hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her grey trashcan-shaped Element of Harmony along with with grey crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and grey gems on the gold star links, and she also has on her white and gold accented choker on her neck. Paige Pigpen has on a short-sleeved grey shirt with Pigpen's cutie mark on it, grey pants, no shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, trash, smelly junk, stink clouds, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Pigpen surrounded by stars, magic, trashcans, and junk and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a grey gem with neon glowing grey lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Paige Pigpen felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with grey tips on the large brown feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized brown angel wings with grey tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive brown angel wings, and Pigpen's tail grew larger and longer for her new body, Paige Pigpen has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large grey gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and red fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.
Suddenly, Paige Pigpen's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of grey and yellow energy, stars, trash, smelly junk, stink clouds, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Paige Pigpen's Cosmic Eternal Stinky Friendship Pigpen Legacy Embodiment Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Stinky Friendship Pigpen Legacy Embodiment Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded brown gems and Pigpen etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged grey blade, large gold Alicorn heads with grey gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large grey gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with grey gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold Alicorn heads is a gold Alicorn head with grey gems for eyes and grey gem in its mouth for the pommel, Paige Pigpen has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with grey gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Alicorn with grey gems for eyes and large grey gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a grey kanji with trash cans in between the kanji below Pigpen that said, "Paige Pigpen, Embodiment, Gene-Slammer, and Legacy of Pigpen, Powerful Master of Trash, Archenemy of Gilgamesh, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Smelly Trash, Stinky Friendship, Alicorns, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ペイジ・ピッペン、具現化、ジーン・スラマー、そしてピッグペンの遺産、ゴミの強力なマスター、ギルガメッシュの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙の守護者、擁護者、救世主、そしてビヨンド、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、真の不滅のヒーロー、驚くほど強力素晴らしくて強力な教師の生徒であり、臭いゴミ、臭い友情、アリコーン、フェニックス、天使の達人
Paige Pigpen has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PIGPEN LEGACY EMBODIMENT-ALICORN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STINKY FRIENDSHIP TRASH CAN MASTER ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STINKY FRIENDSHIP TRASH CAN MASTER ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STINKY FRIENDSHIP TRASH CAN MASTER ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Paige Pigpen's Super Angel-Pigpen Legacy Embodiment-Alicorn-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the Johnny clone saw it, he went mad and got out another tommy gun to shoot her, but Paige Pigpen fired a massive barrage of grey and yellow energy, stars, trash, smelly junk, stink clouds, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Johnny clone and the gun melted because of the stink and he got sent flying into another wall, he got back out, but boy, was he madder than ever.
Paige Pigpen: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Stinky Friendship Trash Can Master Alicorn Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Stinky Friendship Trash Can Master Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Love) Okay, you moron, it's high-time we teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
Me: Hope you like getting covered in trash and smelling like a dumpster.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even though you're just a clone of that filthy animal, you're just as destructive and murderous as ever.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, you better be ready for another asskicking!
Lincoln, Paige Pigpen, and I went after the Johnny clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, grey and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at the Johnny clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Paige Pigpen, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving the Johnny clone even more mad.
Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Paige Pigpen, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, trash, and planets at the Johnny clone, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.
Then, Lincoln threw a massive El Mongo Stink Bomb which hit the Johnny clone and exploded, and he was covered in smelly gunk and he smelled like a dumpster.
Me: Merry Christmas you fucking filthy animal.
Nico: And a Happy Fucking New Year.
Then, he was dragged into the portal opened up by Lincoln to Vypra and thrown into an isolation tank. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Paige Pigpen's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long red wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large grey planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings underneath are permanent.
Me: That'll teach that moronic gangster!
Nico: He's gonna be in for severe re-education from Vypra after getting a bath.
Lincoln: You said it.
We then went up to the ten Christmas Gene-Slammers, and Lincoln recognized them immediately.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Maria Windknight, Gene-Slammer of MedievalGallantmon, Zoey Zombievenger, Gene-Slammer of Avendread Savior, Kuro Dākusutīrudoragon, Gene-Slammer of Darkness Metal, The Dragon of Dark Steel, Natsumi Kurisutaruraito, Gene-Slammer of Tistina, the Divinity that Defies Darkness, Leona Illusionbeast, Gene-Slammer of Berfomet the Mythical King of Phantom Beasts, Sonya Supernova, Gene-Slammer of Red Supernova Dragon, Liara Steamtrain, Gene-Slammer of Superheavy Samurai Steam Train King, Amelia Colorcrystal, Gene-Slammer of Ultimate Crystal Rainbow Dragon Overdrive, Sara Tripleelement, Gene-Slammer of the Gate Guardians Combined, and Boa Bora Blazespear, Gene-Slammer of Gaia Prominence, the Fierce Force.
Pyra Scorchsword: That's who that filthy animal tried to shoot?! I hope Vypra puts him through Hell!
Corona Crystaldrago: He's lucky we didn't decide to end him forever!
Maria Windknight: Thank you all for saving us. (Sees Lincoln) (GASPS) Lincoln, is that you?!
Lincoln: It's me, Maria. Thank goodness we got you all away from that filthy anima.
Just then, the other Christmas Gene-Slammers ran up to Lincoln and kissed him all over and many of them cried tears on his chest: THAT FILTHY ANIMAL TRIED TO KILL THEM IN COLD BLOOD TO SLAKE HIS THIRST FOR BLOOD! VYPRA'S GONNA PUT HIM THROUGH FUCKING HELL FOR THIS!
Corona Crystaldrago: I can't believe that moron tried to kill them, Vypra's so going to put him through fucking Hell!
Nico: Oh, big time. So, you gonna introduce us?
Pyra Scorchsword: Oh right. The first girl is Maria Windknight, Gene-Slammer of MedievalGallantmon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and classmate in English and she's also the cousin of Adrien Agreste A.K.A. Cat Noir. She and Lincoln love to try on various outfits, and she like her cousin has yellow hair. She's one of the best fashionistas among Lincoln's guardian angels as she made Lincoln a tuxedo and pants that can adapt to Lincoln's transformations and it's orange in color too. To show thanks, Lincoln kissed Maria on the lips, and she hates The Wet Bandits with a blazing passion, why? Because they once tried to steal her clothes and her money and by extension her family's money which Lincoln, Maria, and surprisingly Gabriel Agreste did not take kindly to. So, Gabriel as Hawk Moth prior to his arrest summoned Stormy Weather to work alongside Lincoln and Maria to get not only Maria's clothes and money back, but also, to scare The Wet Bandits away screaming like little girls.
Eli: You guys had help from Gabriel before you went after him?!
Lincoln: Yep, I remember that all too well, he didn't take kindly to Marv and Harry for what they did, and we got Maria's clothes and money back, and sent those boobs screaming back to prison.
Nico: Yeesh, messing with Gabriel's family by trying to steal his niece's clothes and money, that's basically getting yourself sent to Hell for that.
Corona Crystaldrago: The second girl is Zoey Zombievenger, Gene-Slammer of Avendread Savior, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Texas and classmate in Gym, and is surprisingly a zombie girl and is an expert of the zombie apocalypse. She and Lincoln prepped everything for when they head to worlds that have zombie apocalypse and she has pink hair. Lincoln made Zoey a pink necklace with black gems, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she hates perverts with a blazing passion.
Nico: Drat, we should've met her during any of our zombie-themed missions.
Lincoln: One day, you'll see us both in action against the hordes of zombies.
Pyra Scorchsword: The third girl is Kuro Dākusutīrudoragon, Gene-Slammer of Darkness Metal, The Dragon of Dark Steel, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, and she's the cousin of Jet. Her last name, Dākusutīrudoragon means Darkness Steel Dragon in Japanese. She is the master of crafting powerful weapons and master of various types of magic. She and Lincoln also helped Luan with birthday parties as well. Lincoln made Kuro a black necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she hates Trina Riffins with a blazing passion.
Nico: Whoa, a skilled blacksmith and master of various types of magic?! That's awesome.
Lincoln: I eve used magic spells and infused my sword with it to do extra damage to enemies.
Corona Crystaldrago: The fourth girl is Natsumi Kurisutaruraito, Gene-Slammer of Tistina, the Divinity that Defies Darkness, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Science, and she's also the cousin of Fuu from Samurai Champloo. Her last name, Kurisutaruraito, means Crystal Light in Japanese. She, Fuu and Lincoln would hunt for various crystals in caves, and she like Lincoln has white hair. They even made various jewelries out of crystals and Lincoln made Natsumi a white necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion.
Fuu (Samurai Champloo) Natsumi and Lincoln made some awesome crystal jewelries, take a look.
Fuu showed us a pair of crystal earrings, bracelets, and necklace he and Natsumi made five years ago.
Rarity: My word, that's an amazing set of earrings, bracelets, and matching necklace you all made.
Lincoln: Thanks, Rarity.
Pyra Scorchsword: The fifth girl is Leona Illusionbeast, Gene-Slammer of Berfomet the Mythical King of Phantom Beasts, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Texas and classmate in Gym, and she's also the cousin of Tina Armstrong and a very strong wrestler. She even protected Lincoln from bullies as well and she has yellow hair. To show thanks for protecting him, Lincoln kissed Leona on the lips. She hates Hawk and Hank and even Chandler with a blazing passion.
Me: I've seen her wrestle the biggest, meanest, and toughest bullies into the ground, and she's tough.
Nico: Nice.
Selene Emperyous: The sixth girl is Sonya Supernova, Gene-Slammer of Red Supernova Dragon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from New Domino City and classmate in Math, and she's also the cousin of Jack Atlas. She and Lincoln practiced with various Duel Decks and they even won a few tournaments. She has red hair, and Lincoln made Sonya a red necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she hates Icky Vicky with a blazing passion.
Lincoln: We practiced with various Duel Decks even the Duel Monsters many of my Guardian Angels were Gene-Slammed into, and she's used her cousin's Duel Deck before.
Me: Incredible.
Michelle Emperyous: The seventh girl is Liara Steamtrain, Gene-Slammer of Superheavy Samurai Steam Train King, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Math and she's also the cousin of Clover and she's a lover of trains, and like her cousin, she has yellow hair. She and Lincoln love trains, and he made Liara a trained themed necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips. She hates Lila Rossi with a blazing passion in the same way Clover despises Mandy.
Nico: Yikes! And I can guess it got ugly if they got into a physical fight.
Lincoln: It sure did, she trashed Lila the same way Clover trashed that spoiled brat, Mandy.
Clover: It was so awesome.
Laney Emperyous: The eighth girl is Amelia Colorcrystal, Gene-Slammer of Ultimate Crystal Rainbow Dragon Overdrive, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Science, and she's also a lover of jewels and crystals and she's the cousin of Alex. She and Lincoln love to make various jewels and even made jeweled necklaces. Lincoln made Amelia a blue diamond necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion.
Lincoln: We've made a lot of various jewels and jeweled necklaces, and we even found jewel quarries nearby in town, and they have some of the most amazing jewels there.
Alex: They were really amazing, one day, we'll show you guys.
Nico: This we got to see.
Rachel Emperyous: The ninth girl is Sara Tripleelement, Gene-Slammer of the Gate Guardians Combined, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Science, but she loves to study the sky during the day and night and she's also the cousin of Sam Simpson. They also made a massive diorama of the weather as well as how it affects various ecosystems. Lincoln made Sara a green, yellow, and blue necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips. She hates Lila Rossi with a blazing passion in the same way Sam despises that spoiled brat, Mandy.
Sam: Wait, I remember that all too well, their diorama project amazed everyone in school and even the science committee was impressed by it, and they've studied the sky during the day and night.
Lincoln: My favorite was studying the night sky, we saw the stars and we saw the constellations and wrote them all in a journal for class.
Vorya Emperyous: You both wound up getting an A for that. And the tenth girl is Boa Bora Blazespear, Gene-Slammer of Gaia Prominence, the Fierce Force, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Gym, but she's also one of the fiercest and strongest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and she's the cousin of Boa Hancock. She even hates bullies as well, and to show thanks for protecting him from even Lynn, Chandler, and other bullies, Lincoln kissed Boa Bora on the lips, and she hates bullies and perverts, and even Lynn with a blazing passion.
Nico: Yeesh, and I can guess Lynn and Chandler got beaten to a bloody pulp, right?
Lincoln: Worse than that, she turned Chandler into a human pretzel and threw him into the sewers and she threw Lynn into a nest of skunks and she got sprayed hard.
Me: I almost hurled when I smelled Lynn, she smelled even worse than ever.
Luna: We threw her in an industrial sized tub of tomato juice.
Lincoln: She deserved it, and it's so good to see you all again, girls.
Maria Windknight: You too, Lincoln, and you've really really grown into quite a man.
Amelia Colorcrystal: You sure have, and thank you for saving us from that filthy animal.
Me: He wasn't going to forgive that filthy animal for trying to kill you girls.
Nico: He never forgave that old goat, Scoots, for what she did killing Claudia, hurting one of his Guardian Angels is basically grounds for eternal damnation.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, eternal damnation befalls those who dare to hurt his Guardian Angels.
Ben: Let me see if I have Starlaser, Enchantreus, Furygreed, Willgiant, Hopeflare, and Bountyhuntor
He checked and nothing.
Ben: Nothing!
Me: We can fix that.
Nico: Nice job, Camerupt!
Camerupt: Thanks Nico. It was fun.
Qin: Yeah!
Camie: That was fun.
Poromon: Want a beer?
Camerupt: No thanks. I can't drink beer. I'm violently allergic to it.
Nico: What happens?
Camerupt: You do not want to know.
Me: Oh boy.
Poromon: I see what you mean.
Poliwag did Puppy Eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Poliwag: Okay.
Saint Walker: You can add me to your list of aliens, Ben.
Larfleeze: As well as me.
Kameo: Me too.
Cad Bane: And me too.
Kilowog: Me too.
Me: Also I based Starlaser from Sonar of the Air Minicon team
Qin: Cool!
Ben: I get it. Starlaser must be a Decepticon form. And Omniprime is an Autobot form
Me: I think so
Qin: Yeah.
Ben: But who do I scan for Starlaser?
Me: Sonar?
Sonar went over to him.
Ben: Oh, why not?
Ben scanned Sonar and the Omnitrix recalibrated Sonar's DNA for him and made Starlaser!
Ben: Oh yeah!
Camie: Cool!
Ben: And now, for the others.
He scanned them and got the powers of Enchantreus, Furygreed, Willgiant, Hopeflare, and Bountyhuntor.
A boy version of Enchantreus called Enchantor.
Nico: Awesome!
Ben: And I still have Omniprime
Nico: Yep.
Lola: Cool.
Nico: Yep. Now it's time for the Anothers.
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Another Phantom Puppeteer, Kabuki Succubus, Another Future Kiva, Blob (Simpsons), Werewolf (Freakazoid), and General Grievous.
Me: Wow! So Sailor Moon, Serenity Moon, January Moonwolf, Nyarla Nightmare Moon, Winona Werewolf and Marianna Andromeda.
Qin: Yep.
Eli: And I sense that the anothers minus Phantom Puppeteer are 7 people!
We gasped!
Nico: Whoa!
Camie: Wow!
Sunset Shimmer: Boy this is gonna be crazy!
Then the cutie marks of the rest of Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Microchips glowed.
Me: Whoa Sunset you and the rest of the girls and Microchips' cutie marks are glowing.
Eddy: Manaphy, before we go any further, does the thought of Werewolf Poromon still scare you?
Manaphy: Yes it does. But I'm getting better bit by bit.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Yeah she's making progress.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: There they are!
Then Kabuki Succubus, Another Future Kiva, Blob (Simpsons), Werewolf (Freakazoid), and General Grievous came!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: This will be good.
Another Blob: (In a girls voice.
They merged and split into 7 figures and they were the Embodiments of Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Microchips!
Serena Sunset Shimmer: Serena Sunset Shimmer.
Fiona Fluttershy: Fiona Fluttershy.
Tabitha Twilight Sparkle: Tabitha Twilight Sparkle.
Eleanor Rarity: Eleanor Rarity.
Aylene Applejack: Aylene Applejack.
Penny Pinkie Pie: Penny Pinkie Pie!
Melanie Microchips: And I'm Melanie Microchips.
Me: Awesome to meet you girls.
Camie: Same here.
Eleanor Rarity: It's gonna be fun helping you out.
Me: Yep. By the way is the Another Phantom Puppeteer friendly or hostile?
Aylene Applejack: Friendly and she is an amazing puppetmaster.
Me: Nico!
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) CHEF FORCE 6!
She summoned Teruteru Hanamura, Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle, Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Universe 666 Sonata Dusk, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 Storm King!
Nico: And now, we wait.
Me: Yep.
Camie: This will be fun.
Horsea: Aww, I liked it when Eddy was showing pictures!
Eddy: Horsea, I'm sorry but May doesn't want me to show pictures. It's out of my hands now!
Me: The last thing we want is for May to kill Eddy and Luan killing her.
Nico: Ino, when Horsea was scared by the Haunted Car, did you have therapy with her?
Ino: Yes I did and it produced amazingly awesome results. Horsea got over the fear of the Haunted Car in a few days.
Camie: That is amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Varie: I agree there.
Maria: Are you doing the same with Manaphy?
Ino: Yep. She's doing well.
Me: Good. Keep it up.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Yep. There!
We saw the Another Phantom Puppeteer!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: Another Phantom Puppeteer!
Me: This will be good.
Another Phantom Puppeteer: (In a girls voice) Yes it sure will.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with teal green hair and blue eyes and had green island clothes and blue angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Island Dopant on it and on her skirt and had a black phoenix sword.
Me: Jade Island! Awesome!
Jade Island: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Jade is from the island of Java and she is a treasure hunter. She goes after the most elusive of jewels in Indonesia. Also she is an amazing Wayang Kulit or Shadow Puppet master.
Nico: That is cool!
Nicole: Awesome to meet a Treasure hunter.
Jade Island: It sure is awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Kaito (gets out Dynaman gear): Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks (gets out Bioman gear): Because we can grant it instead
Kaito got a Dynaman Sword and Zocks got a Bioman Sword.
Jade Island. Just to find this.
She held out a picture and it was a huge Fire Ruby Heart.
Nicole: (GASP) The Fire Heart of Vritra! I've been trying to find that for years.
Nico: (WHISTLES) That is a huge ruby.
Nicole: It's said to be the all-powerful heart of the Evil Fire Dragon God of Hindu Myth, Vritra. It has the powers of fire in its entirety in it.
Nico: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: We can gladly find that for you.
Jade Island: Thanks.
Nicole: I have a map leading to where it might be.
Jade Island: Great.
Sougo (gets out Dynaman Ridewatch): Where do you think it might be?
Geiz (gets out Bioman Ridewatch): Well, we'll have to find it some other time.
Sougo got DynaRedArmor while Geiz got Red1Armor
Nicole: It's said to be on an uncharted island somewhere in Indonesia.
Me: With over 18,110 islands there it's going to be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Nico: Good thing that I know Indonesia like the back of my hand.
Nicole: You'll be a big help in finding it Nico.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first Jade.
We did so and we were ready.
Nico: (gets out Phantom Puppeteer's Ridewatch) Master of Puppets are pulling your strings!
May: (Gets out Another Future Kiva's Ridewatch) We already got Fuestles from Another Kiva before.
Maria: (Gets out Werewolf's Ridewatch) This will be awesome.
Serena Moon: (Gets out Kabuki Succubus's Ridewatch) I'm ready for some love.
They used the powers of Phantom Puppeteer, Kabuki Succubus, Another Future Kiva, Blob (Simpsons), Werewolf (Freakazoid), and General Grievous and blasted the Phantom Puppeteer all over.
Jean Jacket, Angry Cheese, Ghost of Widow McPhearson, Yokai Kappa (Ninninger), Gamettsui, and Broly (DBS) then came!
Nico: WHOA! Nice team Jean Jacket!
Jean Jacket: Thanks Nico. It's cool!
Takeru: So me and my team next!
Camie: Awesome!
Nico: Spooky!
Xenia: Yep.
?: Boy I'll say!
Snipe Anteater came!
Me: Snipe Anteater! Wow!
Nico: Cool!
Snipe Anteater: (In a girls voice) It sure will be.
Nico: Lola Anteater!? Whoa!
Snipe Anteater: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired energy waves and blasted the Another down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and blue eyes and a pink bikini on and had pink angel wings and a giant anteater symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Nico: Awesome!
May: And I didn't get hit!
SPLAT!
She got hit in the face with a pie!
May: OH COME ON! (Slurps) Yummy! Oregon Marionberry.
Rarity: Lets get you some clothes darling.
The fashion brigade gave her awesome blue and pink clothes.
Lola Anteater: Awesome! Thanks.
Maria: You're welcome.
May: Who threw that pie?! Was it you Daffy Duck!
Daffy Duck: THAT IS CORRECT! ABSOLUTELY 100% ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOHOHO!
May: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
Daffy Duck: Honestly, I did it to make things funny.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Daffy Duck: Besides, being crazy is what I do best! (HONKS MAY'S NOSE) HOOOHOHOHOHO!
WE LAUGHED!
Lola Anteater: Good times!
Serena Moon: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Lola Anteater: When me and Nico went after that dopey anteater from Ants in The Plants.
Me: That is one of my favorites.
Qin: Good times.
Lola Anteater: Yeah we made him cry uncle.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: Yeah.
Nico and Lola hugged.
Nico:: I've missed you.
Lola Anteater: Me too. Oh and I don't eat ants for real. I eat honey.
Nico: Nice.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Sailor Moon are heading to the world of Droners (2020), and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here and Ets is going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to destroy Gavinda Teach, the greedy millionaire who steps on others to get what she wants.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of Droners, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here and Ets is going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to destroy Gavinda Teach, the greedy millionaire who steps on others to get what she wants.
Ets: I knew we'd be going after her, and like Lincoln said, she's a greedy millionaire who steps on others to get what she wants.
Me: Reminds me of Flip.
Nico: But, she's different, she's a millionaire and she's greedy and conniving. So, we're got to be very careful with her.
Sailor Moon: But, either way, she's going to pay for her crimes.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long light brown hair and blue flower beret, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in an a white sleeveless blouse, necklace with a dark blue gem for the pendant, white skirt, purple lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, light, magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Major Arcana Tarot Cards, holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the seven girls Lincoln is to rescue and the four girls Ets is to rescue.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Mariana Gébelin, Avatar of The Major Arcana and White Magic Master.
Mariana Gébelin: That's right, and I got the girls away from Gavinda Teach.
?: You worthless dirt poor pieces of trash, I'll destroy all of you for ruining my plans!
We then saw our target, Gavinda Teach, and she was really out to cause death and destruction!
Sylvester: Alright, I've had just about enough of her!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: This'll serve as an example of what we're going to do to Flip, let's get her and tear her apart!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Sailor Moon and her team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Gavinda Teach, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln fired an energy beam that hit her and he drained her of her life force leaving her as a withered corpse. Then, he set her body on fire and sent her to The Black Gates, we cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Your days of stepping on people to get what you want and satisfy your neverending greed end here. (To Mariana Gébelin) And it's so good to see you again, Mariana.
Mariana Gébelin: (French Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Mariana Gébelin wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and then all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Mariana Gébelin was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Mariana Gébelin: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Mariana Gébelin's waist and hugged her, and Mariana Gébelin is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Mariana Gébelin: (French Accent) Mon Dieu, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Mariana Gébelin, Avatar of The Major Arcana and White Magic Master, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and a very powerful master of tarot cards, white magic, and the Occult, and she has an deck of Tarot Cards that she uses to read peoples' fortunes and see into the future. She's the descendant of 18th Century French Occultist Antoine Court de Gébelin who paved the way for tarot readings, and she's discovered much about the secrets of the tarot cards ever since she was growing up. She's also the leader of a group of white magicians who use their holy arts to defend innocent people from dark magicians who use the dark arts to hurt others for their own amusement. Mariana came to Royal Woods where she met Lincoln, and she eventually did a tarot reading for him, and she foretold that he would soon be transformed into a truly powerful hero and be part of a very powerful force of immortal heroes who fight to defend the universe and the universes beyond, and she's also good friends with Lucy and they do tarot readings as well on the side. Lincoln made Mariana a greatsword and necklace with a blue gem pendant, and to show thanks, Mariana kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry Mariana along with the rest of his harem. Mariana also hates Flip, Icky Vicky, and the other jerks, and she did a tarot reading on them, and for Icky Vicky and Flip along with the other jerks, her tarot reading foretold their punishment would be one of karmic justice as they would die horribly for the crimes they've committed and be forgotten from existence.
Nico: Just like what we heard yesterday. So, it's true you can tell a person's future through the tarot cards you have.
Mariana Gébelin: That's right, and my readings are always accurate.
Lincoln: The Tarot Card readings Mariana and her friends have done are incredibly accurate, and Lisa's tried to debunk them many times, only to get a Tarot Card reading done on her, and it ended with Mariana saying that if Lisa didn't change her ways towards me, it would end with her future destroyed and getting sent to prison, same with Lori, Lynn, Luan, and Lola.
Me: It was really accurate and Lisa was horrified, along with Lori, Luan, Lynn, and Lola.
Lincoln: Angering the Arcana Avatars was a huge mistake on their part, and now that you're here, Mariana.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Mariana Gébelin's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Mariana Gébelin: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Mariana Gébelin with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Mariana Gébelin: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Mariana Gébelin.
Mariana Gébelin had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Mariana Gébelin's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Mariana Gébelin had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the ten girls Lincoln was to rescue and the four girls Ets was to rescue, and when Lincoln saw the ten girls, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Corto Heilani, Mouse, Max, Hannah, Flora, Simulator Debbie, Mina, Victoria, and Laurel, and Universe 666 Gavinda Teach from Droners, and when Ets saw the four girls, he saw who they were, the four girls are Katie, Debbie from Droners, Simulator Lucy from Ninjala, and Niko Nekose.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Corto Heilani, Mouse, Max, Hannah, Flora, Simulator Debbie, Mina, Victoria, and Laurel, and Universe 666 Gavinda Teach from Droners.
Ets: And Katie, Debbie from Droners, Simulator Lucy from Ninjala, and Niko Nekose.
Then, when Katie and the other three girls saw Ets, they ran up to Ets and kissed him.
Nicole: The girls definitely gave Ets his reward for saving them from Gavinda.
Lincoln: You said it. Are you girls okay?
Corto Heilani: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Corto Heilani and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Gavinda Teach, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Corto Heilani: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Corto Heilani: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Corto Heilani, Mouse, Max, Hannah, Flora, Simulator Debbie, Mina, Victoria, and Laurel, and Universe 666 Gavinda Teach with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Gavinda Teach.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating her down and Lincoln firing an energy blast that hit her and he drained her of her life force and lighting her on fire and sending her to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Mariana Gébelin have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so you guys went after Gavinda Teach, I was hoping we'd go after her in the future.
Lincoln: Afraid not, the trouble she was causing couldn't be ignored any longer.
Nico: Nope, and in the end, we defeated her, took her down, and Lincoln drained her of her life force and sent her to The Black Gates.
Me: When we go after Flip, I hope you do much much worse to him.
Lincoln: Oh, I've got much worse for him.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down Gavinda Teach and sent her to The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Mariana Gébelin saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Mariana Gébelin: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Mariana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Mariana Gébelin: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Mariana Gébelin: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies and they're out to get revenge on Lincoln for the deaths of their fellow comrades.
Lincoln: What the? Twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies? Lori, this better not be some sort of contingency plan that control freak in you had in case she got destroyed forever.
Marana Gébelin: (French Accent) It was.
CLANG!
Luna whacked a Dark Lori clone Lori created in the face with a frying pan and sent that clone to The Black Gates.
Nico: Looks like it's feeding time, Lincoln.
We flew out of The World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy and elements right at the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies and they got pissed when they saw Lincoln and all of us.
Large Muscular Beach Bully 1: You're going to pay for this, you little...! (Suddenly sees Lincoln) Oh, shit!
The twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies saw Lincoln was now an 8'9" massive, extremely muscular man with muscles bigger than their heads and he can easily crush their heads in, but their hot blooded tempers got in the way.
Large Muscular Beach Bully 2: GET HIM!
The twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies charged right at Lincoln, but Lincoln fired massive blasts of really strong wind at the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies and sent them flying into a tree and they easily got knocked out.
Lincoln: Now, for the feast.
Suddenly, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and the tentacles latched onto the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies, and then, Lincoln began sucking the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies dry of their massive muscle mass, massive levels of virility and testosterone, and massive superhuman strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass and they were also being drained of his life force.
Then, all of the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies' massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive superhuman strength was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (GROWLS) Man, these guys sure have been bulking up in muscle.
Nico: What on Earth made those bullies that large and muscular?
Me: Lisa found out Lori had given them her experimental muscle growth serum mixed in with some bull hormones, and it not only bulked them up that much and gave them massive muscle mass, but they were also given massive amounts of virility and testosterone and massive superhuman strength.
Nico: Dark Lori hated Lincoln that much, she resorted to something like that, what a bitch.
Then, when Lincoln was done, the tentacles detached themselves from the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies' pecs and went back into Lincoln, and the twenty five massive armies of large muscular beach bullies were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive superhuman strength and they also had the life sucked out of them as they died and they were sent to The Black Gates forever. We returned home and continued our workouts.
Lincoln: If any more of those guys are out there, I'll suck them dry of their massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and superhuman strength.
Amara Roshansa: You got that right. (Seductively) Of course, we don't mind you getting even more larger in muscle mass, that'll just make our lovemaking even more intense and another reason to blush even more seeing you work out even more and flex those even more massive muscles you'd worked hard to gain.
Lincoln blushed madly and his nose bled.
Lincoln: (Thinking) Oh, you're in so much trouble tonight, Amara, with what I got planned.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln and his entire harem are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And his entire harem are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Lily the Mermaid: Ah, Emerald Coast, it's just as beautiful as ever.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lily. Shall we?
Lincoln and his entire harem dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and his harem got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to his entire harem and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and his entire harem placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into his harem and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Lily the Mermaid: It was so amazing as always.
Jenna: And that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill us again, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for Yona, Carlota and Himiko's final mission
Me: Anyone else want to go with Yona, Carlota, and Himiko? Besides Haruto, Matt Olson, and Dante Vale?
Kaos: I will go.
Jason Lee Scott: Count me in too.
Me: And I'm going to have the all the riders and their Ambassadors come with.
Nico: AWESOME!
Hitoshi: This will be awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
May: I'll go too.
Me: Okay.
We were off to Japan.
We arrived.
Ace Ukiyo: Hey guys!
Yona: Guys, Yona would like you to meet Haruto, Matt Olson, and Dante Vale.
Haruto: Awesome to meet you guys. Haruto, leader of Kamen Rider Wizard.
Matt Olson: Matt Olson.
Dante Vale: And I'm Dante Vale.
Neon: Pleasure.
Kaos: And it is I, KAOS. I am the former enemy of the Skylanders of Skylands.
Jason Lee Scott: And I'm Jason Lee Scott, leader of the Mighty Morphin Rangers.
Me: You may know them as the Zyurangers. This was when they first came out in America back 30 years ago in 1993.
Neon: Wow! It's an honor.
Jason Lee Scott: Same here.
Me: And also meet your fellow riders and their ambassadors..
They saw the riders and the Ambassadors.
Neon: Oh wow!
Hitoshi: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Neon: Same here.
Elyon: Hey, guys!
Neon: Elyon! Awesome to see you!
Elyon: Same here.
They introduced themselves.
Keiwa: Wow! It's truly an honor.
Me: Yep. From July 7th to August 14th, 2022 we met and helped the Kamen Riders from Japan and helped them battle their major enemies.
Gali: That's right. We battled Kaendaishou in that one.
Neon: Wow!
Me: Yep. Kabuto was next.
Souji: That's right.
Nokama: That was a crazy one.
Souji: Issei Kurosaki was battled in that one.
Me: Then came Den-O.
Takanuva: That one was awesome and great.
Nico: After that was Kiva.
Me: That one was a true test of our vampire hunting skills.
Stella (Winx Club): It sure was awesome.
Maxxine: Then came Decade and that was a cool one.
Tsukasa: That was awesome. We faced Apollo Geist in that one.
Neon: Cool!
Me: Yep.
Nuju: Then came W.
Philip: Yep and we took down NEVER in that one.
Me: They were 6 people that were brought back from the dead as supersoldiers.
Neon: That's insane!
Nico: I know.
Me: They are now in the M.O.E. and they are the archenemies of some of Lincoln's guardian angels.
Nico: Yep.
Neon: That is cool!
Me: Yep.
Will: Then came OOO next.
Eiji: We took down Maki in that one.
Me: He and I had a really nasty history together. I blasted his arm off after he was defeated.
Nico: Yep.
Whenua: My mission was next and that was a cool one.
Me: We battled the Sagittarius Zodiarts in that one.
Nico: That one J.D. liked because of astronomy.
Keiwa: Wow!
Elyon: My missions were for Wizard.
Haruto: Yeah they were magical.
Me: Yep and we battled the Wiseman in that one.
Nico: Yep.
Lillian: For my missions we went to another planet and battled the Vengeful 6.
Kouta: It was located at the very distant edge of the universe and it was crazy.
Neon: That is amazing.
Me: Yep.
Onewa: My missions were an adrenaline rush with the Drive team.
Shinnosuke: Yeah that one was awesome. Everyone used our cars for that one.
Me: Banno was our target for that one.
Nico: Yep. And May ripped apart the monster that killed Shinnosuke's father.
Shinnosuke: It's true and she ate his heart.
Neon: YUCK!
Me: I know.
Onua: Ghost was an educational one. The Eyecons we used taught us all about figures from history we never knew anything about.
Takeru: It's true and that was awesome.
Keiwa: Wow! That is awesome.
Me: Yep. Then came Ex-Aid.
Kopaka: Yeah that one was Nicole's favorite too.
Me: My daughter Nicole is the Goddess of Video Gaming and she loves video games.
Emu: It's true and she is amazing.
Neon: That is awesome.
Pohatu: Then came the Build team.
Sento: My version of Japan was an Apocalyptic one.
Eli: Yeah no kidding. Japan was divided into 3 factions by a ginormous wall caused by an interstellar entity named Evolt.
Me: I let all hell loose on him.
Neon: WHOA!
Roxy: And when J.D. and the others had my mission, we learned that Swartz united the available Kamen Rider villains into Dai Shocker under his leadership.
Me: Yeah we sure did.
Michinaga: Whoa!
Maxxine: Then came my missions and that was where we battled Swartz.
Me: I unleashed my second most powerful transformation ever on Swartz and Nico and May, they tore that motherfucker to shreds.
Nico: I made him eat his own heart after I ripped it out of his chest.
Flora: My missions were after that.
Me: That one was one of our most technologically advanced missions and it was cool. We battled a malevolent artificial intelligence that was very similar to SKYNET and that was called ARC.
Keiwa: WHOA!
Aruto: I know and it was amazing.
Me: Yep and Aruto's jokes are really funny too. Luan likes them.
Nico: She sure does. Then came Megan's missions.
Me: That was for the Saber team.
Touma: That was where we fought Storious.
Me: That guy was one seriously fucked up douchebag. He was going to kill us all with the power of literature.
I showed my Wonder Ride Book.
Me: The power of the Wonder Ride Books is limitless.
Nico: Yep.
Neon: Wow! That is amazing.
Megan McCallister: Yep. Those 13 days were awesome.
Me: They sure were.
Kita: Me and the Revice team were next.
Me: We battled demons in that one and it was cool.
Neon: Whoa! That is amazing.
Me: Yep.
Cassidy: Then came Kamen Rider Blade and that one had a bittersweet story to it.
Neon: Really?
Me: Yep. Long and terrible story on that one.
I went over what happened and it was crazy.
Evelyn: Those were my missions and they were rough.
Nico: Yeah.
Kazuma: The team found me on a planet made of Sweet Potatoes.
Me: And I vowed to get terrible vengeance on Hitoshi and make him pay for what he did to the Blade team.
Eli: It's true.
Nico: Yeah.
Natalia: (Russian Accent) And then came my missions with Kit and his team.
Kit Taylor: It was really awesome.
Me: Kit is a friend that I helped back almost 16 years ago and I helped them kill Xaviax the first time.
Neon: Wow! That is amazing! And this was in America?
Me: Yep. It sure was.
Ace Ukiyo: That is amazing!
Me: It sure was.
Neon: Wow! That is awesome!
Me: I know. The Ryuki team I brought back. They are thinking about joining us soon. I got this postcard from Shinji. He's going to join us sometime next year.
Nico: Cool!
Jason Lee Scott: Yeah.
Neon: Sorry that Zedd got killed by Vilgax instead of your team.
Jason: Well, at least we killed Rita
Me: I agree. Like we said either way it was all an amazing victory for us because now we're free of all the rangers most dangerous major enemies.
Michinaga: That's a good thing.
Kit Taylor: It sure is.
Cassidy: Don't forget the missions of me and Kadma.
Me: Right. Cassidy did the 555 missions.
Kadma: And I did Agito.
Me: Those were awesome.
Me: We found Ryo Ashihara during the Ridonculous Race earlier in the jungles of Cambodia.
Ryo Ashihara: It's true and that was awesome.
Me: Yep.
Neon: We heard all about how you guys killed that Masato jerk.
Me: That's right! We sure did!
Takumi: He was an asshole!
Me: Big time! We are more comfortable with the Universe 666 version of him.
Neon: Universe 666?
Me: Oh right you didn't know about this. It was 1 year ago today. We battled an evil version of us.
Nico: Oh right! I completely forgot that was 1 year ago.
Eli: Yeah it was brutal!
We told them everything about what happened and it was absolutely shocking!
Michinaga: WHAT!?
Neon: That evil version of Nico wanted to destroy the Multiverse!? That's nuts!
Me: It was.
Nico: And to prevent myself from going down that path I put a Dark Orb Bomb inside me.
Me: And Lori Loud is the only one that has the detonator for it.
Nico: Actually we alternate on who gets it.
Neon: Smart thinking.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Yeah. And Ace? Here's your Wizard Ring.
I gave him legend items for it.
Ace Ukiyo: Thanks Nico.
Me: You'll love who you have as your archenemy. And it's someone that you have something in common with.
Nico: Yep. We're working on archenemies for all of the Geats team.
Me: Yep.
Neon: We can't wait.
Nico: What's been going on since the last visit?
Neon: Well you remember Beroba?
Nanette: That heartless bitch of the Jyamato!? How can I forget! I was the one that killed her before.
Me: Boy I hate her! She is a cold-hearted monster. Also I remember her.
Haruto: What does it say about her?
Me: I'll show you.
I pulled up her info.
Beroba is the DGP sponsor behind the Jyamato and the secondary antagonist of Kamen Rider Geats.
She is capable of using her Laser Raise Riser to transform into Kamen Rider Beroba. She seeks to obtain the Desire Grand Prix's Goddess of Creation so she can use it to grant her wish and remake the world. After stealing the Game Master's Vision Driver, she becomes Game Master of the Jyamato Grand Prix in which the Jyamato are the players and the DGP Riders are the enemies. She later gains the access to transform with the Vision Driver, becoming Kamen Rider Glare2.
She is portrayed by Ayaka Namiki.
The other DGP sponsors like Gene and Kekera are aware of Beroba but do not like her very much due to her sadistic nature. Despite this, Niram allows her to participate by sponsoring the Jyamato side of the game.
When Michinaga Azuma was brought back to the Jyamato garden by Niram and Samas, Beroba revealed herself to him as the sponsor of Jyamato and persuaded him to join the team of Jyamato Riders she and Archimedel were building from former DGP Riders.
After Daichi Isuzu was voted as the "Desastar" by the other competitors and eliminated, Beroba recruited him to her team as well. After Michinaga discovered that Daichi was also working with the Jyamato, Beroba revealed to him that the goal of the Jyamato was to destroy the Desire Grand Prix and obtain the "goddess of creation" the game was built around.
As Archimedel came close to finishing building a massive Jyamato army, Beroba brought Michinaga and Daichi with her to steal the game master's Vision Driver. After Chirami decided to stage a "hide and seek" round of the game using himself as Kamen Rider Glare, the three Jyamato aligned individuals confronted him to steal his Driver. Michinaga and Daichi were able to easily overpower Chirami and force him out of his transformation, enabling Beroba to seize his Driver. However, their interference prompted the DGP sponsor Jean to intervene and assume his Kamen Rider form in order to stop them.
With the Vision Driver, Beroba was able to teleport into the Desire Temple and access the chamber where the Goddess of Creation was held. She presented her wish to it and ordered her to grant it, only for Niram to appear and inform her he had changed the permissions needed to access the Goddess and she now also needed the Game Producer's permission to get her wish granted. He then transformed into Kamen Rider Gazer in order to battle her, but Beroba teleported away from the scene and returned to the Jyamar Garden. Niram then dispatched the DGP Riders to the Jyamar Garden to recover the Vision Driver, leading Beroba and Archimedel to send Michinaga and Isuzu, along with a horde of Pawn Jyamato, to battle them. After Ace correctly guessed that the Desire Grand Prix Staff and sponsors were actually from the future, Beroba realized their time in the 21st Century was almost done and assumed her own Kamen Rider form to destroy the Jyamar Garden. Archimedel pleaded with her not to, but Beroba told him they would just get a new one when they entered the next time period.
Beroba later hijacked the recap broadcast being done by Niram and Samas to fill time while the DGP Riders worked to recover the Vision Driver. After taking control of the broadcast, Beroba announced the start of the "Jyamato Grand Prix", in which the Jyamato are the players and are incentivized to attack civilians. Beroba proclaimed that the goal of the Jyamato Grand Prix was to defeat Niram, the "final boss", and take his Vision Driver, and that whichever Jyamato succeeded in doing so would have their wish fulfilled. She then had Archimedel send out a massive horde of Jyamato to attack a city for the preliminary round of the game to see who qualified.
By the end of the preliminary round, a Knight Jyamato, Rook Jyamato, Bishop Jyamato, two Jyamato Riders and Michinaga Azuma, who had become a human-Jyamato hybrid, all passed and were allowed to advance on to the next round of the game. Beroba then announced that the first round of the Jyamato Grand Prix would involve attacking a festival that was being set up and constructing several towers to wipe out everything in sight. The Jyamato players caused lots of havoc and destruction in their first attack, but were forced to pull back after the time limit for the first half of the round ran out. In between that and the second half, Michinaga approached Beroba and requested she begin helping him more, to which Beroba offered to set up a "secret mission" for him to fulfill. The "secret mission" ending up being just to attack an enemy at very close range, which Michinaga easily achieved during his fight with Geats thanks to his preference for close combat. Michinaga was rewarded with the Jet Command Set Buckle, which he using to continue beating down Geats.
When Chirami attempted to retake the Vision Driver from Beroba, Beroba had two Jyamato Riders apprehend him and scanned his thumbprint before placing it over her own, enabling to transform with the Vision Driver. Beroba then became Glare2 and defeated Geats and Ziin with the help of two Jyamato Riders, whom she upgraded into GM Riders with the power of the Vision Driver. Before she could finish off Ace however, Tycoon and Na-Go intervened and rescued him. Later on, Ziin loaned Ace his Laser Raise Riser, enabling him to transform into Geats Laser Boost , and with his new power Ace was able to defeat Beroba and knock the Vision Driver off of her. Before either of them could pick it up however, Michinaga intervened and took it, resulting in Beroba agreeing to share control of the JGP.
When Michinaga made the next round of the Jyamato Grand Prix a "Bull Fight" round where the Jyamato participants would fight each of the enemy Riders in one-on-one fights, Beroba ordered Archimedel to revive the Dunkleosteus Jyamato to give the Jyamato an advantage in the round. She also at some point accessed the records in the Vision Driver to learn all the Desire Grand Prix's secrets, including the Goddess of Creation being Ace's mother Mitsume and Neon actually being a replacement daughter created for Kousei in exchange for his support. After Ace took Neon's place in the Bullfight round, Beroba revealed Neon's secret to the DGP's audience and set her up to be harassed and bullied by several spectators.
Once the Bullfight round concluded, Beroba initiated the final round of the JGP, a "Heaven or Hell" round where humans would be sacrificed to an "Evil Goddess" in a mockery of how the DGP's Goddess of Creation worked. The true purpose of the round was to clue Ace in as to the truth behind the DGP and the Goddess of Creation so he would search for more answers. Beroba later goaded Michinaga into fighting Ace, in order to give Ace a chance to retrieve the Vision Driver so he would learn the truth about the DGP. As Beroba had predicted, Ace ended up fighting Niram to take his Vision Driver so he could free his mother, creating an opportunity for Buffa to eliminate them both. After Buffa dragged both into one of the "Hell" pits and eliminated them, Beroba and Michinaga both claimed each Vision Driver and used them to access the Goddess of Creation. Beroba allowed Michinaga to have his desire granted, that being his wish to obtain the power to defeat all DGP Kamen Riders.
After the Vision Driver was taken by Kekera during Buffa and Geats' fight with Glare2, Beroba was approached by him. Kekera offered to show Beroba some entertaining misery in exchange for her reviving Keiwa, to which Beroba agreed. Together with Kekera, Beroba later watched Keiwa and the other Riders participate in the Desire Royale from a couch in the Sakurai apartment.
When it was done everyone was shocked!
Soji: What a monster!
Me: Yeah no kidding! But she died once. Sending her to the Black Gates will be overkill. So we'll send her to the Noto Prison.
Nico: Cool! I'll call in the Noto Trio.
Nanette: Time me and Maxxine went into our monster forms
Maxxine: She doesn't have any idea who she is messing with.
Me: You'll see why.
Maxxine and Nanette snapped their fingers and Nanette was in a red jumpsuit and Maxxine's was red too.
Neon: Nice jumpsuits.
Maxxine: Thanks.
Me: Lets see where that bitch is.
I showed a viewing window and it showed that she was on top of Mount Aso.
Me: Mount Aso.
Eli: That's where Rodan was sleeping a while back.
Nico: Yep.
Nanette: I meant we go into our monster forms right now
Nico: Lets surprise her with them. Not now.
Me: Lets head out there.
Nico: Yep.
We were off.
We were flying to Mount Aso.
Neon: Dante, is it true you're part of the Huntik Foundation?
Dante Vale: Yes it is.
Me: Dante is another one of my friends that I met before Team Loud Phoenix Storm formed. I helped him, Lok Lambert, Sophie Casterwill and Zhalia Moon destroy the Organization.
Nico: They are a group that tried to take over the world by getting the most powerful titans.
Dante Vale: IT's true and it was awesome.
Me: I blew apart the Organizations Base with a powerful Kamehameha Wave and blew them to smithereens.
Nico: Yep.
Neon: Wow that is amazing!
Me: Yep. That was awesome.
Nico: Let's not forget the Blood Spiral
Me: They were trying to kill the entire Casterwill Family.
Eli: But they were a whole new different story.
Neon: That's awful.
Me: Yeah.
We arrived at Mount Aso.
Me: Here we are. Mount Aso.
We walked around and it was deserted.
Me: No ones Here perfect.
Ace: Come out! We know you're here!
Ouc came BEROBA!
Nanette: Beroba. Long time no punch.
Beroba: YOU! You killed me!
Nanette: And I don't feel any shame for it all.
Me: You are going to pay for your crimes!
Beroba: And I thought you were dead Ace! You should have stayed dead!
Ace: I gave my life to erase the DGP. Because of that, no one's memories are getting erased!
Me: That's right! Also it's not just Ace and Nanette you have to deal with!
Beroba: I can beat you all!
Me: Well We're going to rip you apart!
Beroba: Yeah right! You and what army!?
Me: Us and THIS ARMY!
Out came all the riders and their Ambassadors!
Nico: Lets get her!
Japan Riders: HENSHIN!
Dragon Knight Riders: KAMEN RIDER!
Jason: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were all ready for action!
Dante Vale: Anyway, I'm joining in too! MANIFEST! UMBRA THE SHADOW JAGUAR!
In a vortex of darkness arose UMBRA THE SHADOW JAGUAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Beroba: Uh oh!
Dynamite Boost! GeatsIX. Ready, fight!
Ace went into his GeatsIX form
He was ready to burn!
READY! FIGHT!
Me: Awesome! Now you are going to see my ultimate power.
I then went SUPER ANGEL-EBONWU-VAMPIRE-WEREWOLF-DRAGON-DEMON-MERMAID-JANUARY WOLF MOON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONONIOUS THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO VAMPIRE WEREWOLF JANUARY WOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY JANUARY WOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY JANUARY WOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
Beroba: What the!?
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now you are going to face my ultimate power!
Beroba: I'm not scared!
She got on the Vision Diver!
INSTALL!
Beroba: HENSHIN!
She turned into KAMEN RIDER BEROBA!
Me: Now it's time for some pain!
Orbs separated from her and fired lasers and I dodged them and fired energy blasts and blasted her all over!
Nico fired waves of energy and blasted her.
Beroba punched Ace to the ground.
Beroba: On this day, I FINALLY KILLED KAMEN RIDER GEATS
I kicked her down.
Me: KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a rainbow kamehameha wave and she formed a shield with the orbs. But the blast was too strong and the shield shattered and it hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The explosion sent her crashing into a rock wall.
I unsheathed my sword and slashed the orbs and destroyed them.
Ace: Time to see what this Wizard Ring does.
YOUKOMON! PLEASE!
Ace: (ECHOING) BLAZING FLAME TAIL INFERNO!
He fired balls of red fire and they flew around Beroba and blasted her all over in intense flames!
Nico: WHOA! Nice one!
Haruto: Don't leave me out! I own these rings too!
WIND! PLEASE!
He went into his wind form and fired waves of wind and blasted Beroba all over in a tornado.
But then a figure rolled in and smashed down Beroba into a wall and we saw that it was a girl witn blue hair and red eyes and had black clothes and black angel wings and she had a tiara with Ultimate Cannonbolt on it!
Me: (GASP) Cammie Arboria!
Nico: The Embodiment of Ultimate Cannonbolt!
Cammie Arboria: (GRUNT) I'll hold her off a bit!
SMASH WHAM BIFF!
Cammie bashed her all over!
Cammie then clutched her head.
She lost control and attacked Kaos.
But Kaos dodged her and grabbed her and bashed Beroba down.
I fired an electron laser blast and it injected the antidote into her.
Nico: Yeah!
Jason charged at her and knocked her down.
?: (ECHOING) RAINBOW SYMPHONY!
Lasers of each color of the rainbow hit Beroba and Cammie and blasted them all over.
Me: Whoa!
Then AncientKazemon came!
Me: AncientKazemon!
Eli: Awesome!
AncientKazemon: This is awesome!
Nico: Abigail Ancient Kaze! Wow!
AncientKazemon: This is gonna be fun and cool!
Eli: Yep!
All Dragon, Please!
Haruto went into his All Dragon form!
Haruto blasted Beroba all over!
Abigail reverted back and she was a girl with rainbow hair and had blue eyes and had rainbow angel wings and pink clothes and had JetSilphymon's pinwheel and had AncientKazemon on her forehead and on her skirt and had the Frontier Kanji of Wind on her arm.
Abigail Ancient Kaze: Feel the wind! (ECHOING) HURRICANE GALE!
She fired a tornado and blasted Beroba and Cammie. Cammie then was cured and her blue eyes were back.
Haruto got out his Wizard Ring
KOYO OZAKI! PLEASE!
He formed a sword of fire and slashed Beroba!
Eli: Take this!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted her!
Jason got out his Wizard Ring
SCORCHER! PLEASE!
He fired a wave of fire and blasted her all over!
Kaos: TASTE THE SHARKS OF DOOM!
He fired Doom Sharks and blasted Beroba!
I fired waves of energy and blasted her.
Dante got out his Wizard Ring
WHIGER! PLEASE!
She fired waves of tiger energy and blasted Beroba all over.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Matt Olson got out his Wizard Ring
SILVER SPOONER! PLEASE!
He fired a cosmic ray and blasted Beroba all over the place!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted Beroba.
Ace punched her!
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!
Nico: Lets finish her!
We fired a massive blast of energy and it hit Beroba and exploded and she reverted back and I took the Vision belt!
Me: You don't deserve this.
She was back to normal but mangled up.
Nico: Beroba you have failed this world!
The Noto Trio Arrived.
Sononi: Beroba you are under arrest.
Sonoza: That's right.
Beroba: And who are you three supposed to be. The police?
Sonoi: That's right.
She sent Beroba to the Noto Prison.
Me: Hope she likes the rotten taste of chum.
Sonoi: It's been a while since I sent anyone to the Noto Prison.
Me: It has been a while guys.
Ace: The winners at the end are us!
Me: That's right. We ALWAYS Win.
Jason: That's right.
Me: And all EVIL Will ALWAYS Lose.
Nico: Yep. (Imitating Ace Ventura) LOOHOO SE HER!
We laughed!
Me: What's your favorite memory of Nico, Abigail?
Abigail Ancient Kaze: When me and Nico made rainbows all over and made them rain jewels.
Nico: It's true.
Abigail Ancient Kaze: Also not only that but I'm also the daughter of Iris the Greek Goddess of Rainbows.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Boy that is cool!
Himiko: It sure is!
Nico: Yeah.
Nico and Abigail hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Abigail Ancient Kaze: Same here.
Ace: Yona, ever since I met you, Himiko, and Carlota, I've seen you 3 as sisters.
Yona: Yona happy to hear that!
Himiko: Me too!
Carlota: Same here!
They hugged him!
Neon: Guess that makes me a sister too.
They hugged too.
Nico: So awesome.
Later we came home.
Nico: That was awesome!
Qin: How did it go?
We told everyone everything and it was awesome.
Camie: That is cool!
Nico: Yep.
Xenia: Awesome!
Nico: Smolder, you, Eli, and Chloe are up for missions next.
Smolder" Awesome! This will be cool!
Chloe Bolton: Yeah!
Eli: Right on!
The McCallister family was flying to Australia and Kate was stirring.
Pete McCallister: What's wrong?
Kate McCallister: I just feel like something is off.
She got to thinking.
Pete McCallister: What could it be?
Kate then suddenly realized...
Kate McCallister: KEVIN AND MEGAN!
Kevin and Megan were in their room sleeping...until the mascots entered.
They tiptoe to the middle of the room, and Poliwag makes some hand gestures.
Poromon: "2, 3, I am going! Aah!"
Kevin and Megan screams, suddenly awakened. It is apparent that The Mascots have jumped on their bed.
Megan: WHOA! We just were about to get up!
Kevin: Yeah!
Manaphy: Just testing you guys.
Poromon and Poliwag hopped on Kevin while Manaphy and Horsea hopped on Megan.
Celica Akamichi: What are you guys doing?
Megan: The mascots are waking us up.
Kevin: Yeah.
Then the phone rang.
Sally Spitfire: I'll get it!
Sally Spitfire answered.
Sally Spitfire: Hello? Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate, Sally Spitfire here.
Kate McCallister: Sally it's Kate McCallister. We forgot Megan and Kevin.
Sally Spitfire: We were told about that earlier this morning. J.D. said that we would bring them over to you.
Kate McCallister: Oh thank you Sally.
Sally Spitfire: You're welcome. We'll be right over.
We got the call and got Megan and Kevin's bags and we got onto our awesome supersonic plane and we were heading to the McCallister's flight.
Me: Okay we should be coming up to the plane any second now.
Sakura Knudson: Wow this is awesome that you are a pilot of a plane like this bro.
Me: Yep.
Snapdragon: Wait! Let's wait until the Embodiment shows up.
?: I've been here the whole time.
We saw a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and she had a blue shirt and blue clothes and blue angel wings and blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Mega Man X on it.
Molly Mega X: Molly Mega X - Embodiment of Mega Man X.
Nico: Pleasure.
Winx Club Stella: Wow awesome to see you Molly.
Molly Mega X: Wow Stwlla awesome to see you and you too Cornelia. And Kevin. Sorry you guys got left behind again.
Kevin: It's okay but J.D. is helping us.
Molly Mega X: Awesome.
Crosshairs: How did you meet Cornelia and Stella?
Molly Mega X: I met Cornelia when she and her friends were battling Phobos and I helped them imprison him. I left a mark on him by blasting a scar on his back.
Nico: I did notice a nasty scar on him when we killed him.
Molly Mega X: Yep. And I met Stella when she was fighting Chimera. I fired a blast of energy and blasted a wound into her back.
Stella: It's true. What a mark on her back.
Nico: Nice. Would you like to join us?
Molly Mega X: I would be honored.
Me: Plane sighted.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than our old enemy, Barnaby Crookedman, he's come back from the dead, and he still wants to kill Tom Piper, marry Mary Contrary to inherit her money, and take over Toyland. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble as the vision orb vanished.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and this is one villain we're not going to like in the slightest: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than our old enemy, Barnaby Crookedman, he's come back from the dead, and he still wants to kill Tom Piper, marry Mary Contrary to inherit her money, and take over Toyland.
WE GASPED!
Me: WHAT!?
Rei Miyamoto: What the Hell?! (Orange Energy Aura flares up with lava and flames)
Camie: Jeez, why is Rei fired up?
Nico, Lincoln, and I explained the situation that on Lincoln's rescue long ago, Rei Miyamoto went into a rage and transformed and killed Barnaby, and she and everyone who hadn't heard it were horrified.
Camie: What a con artist and murderer.
Me: That's right.
Nico: Either way, we're not letting this con artist get away, let's get going and tear this monster apart.
Lincoln: There's only one place a con artist like him belongs.
Me: The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Nope. The Black Abyss.
Me: Even better.
Camie: Who is Barnaby Crookedman?
Me: He's the main bad guy of the movies for Babes in Toyland.
Sakura Knudson: I loved those movies back when I was a little girl.
Me: Yep.
I went over his history and there were a bunch of versions of him. The one from 1997 is who we're going after.
Barnaby Crookedman is the main antagonist in the operetta Babes in Toyland and its various adaptations in other media. He is a miser and is often after someone's money. In some versions, he also desires power, specifically to conquer Toyland. Whatever the motivation, he is always shown to be a cruel, selfish weasel of a man who doesn't care who gets hurt in order for him to get everything he wants.
In the films, it is always left unknown and up for debate whether he dies, as he is often put in a scenario or suffers an injury that makes his death likely, but it is unknown whether he survives or escapes.
In the operetta, Barnaby is the uncle of Alan and Jane. He tries to kill them and steal their fortune. Eventually he is killed when he drinks poisoned wine intended for Alan.
1934 Film
In the 1934 film that stars Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy as Stannie Dum and Ollie Dee, Barnaby holds the mortgage on the outsized shoe where Widow Peep and her daughter Little Bo Peep reside, and where Stannie and Ollie pay room and board. Bo Peep would be forced to marry the odious Barnaby if the rent isn't paid. The wedding between Barnaby and Bo Peep goes on as planned—except that it's Stannie, disguised as the bride, who ends up walking down the altar. Publicly humiliated, Barnaby vows revenge. He steals one of the Three Little Pigs and places the blame on Bo Peep's boy friend, Tom-Tom the Piper's Son on a trumped-up charge of "pignapping", and getting him banished to Bogeyland. Barnaby proceeds to abduct Little Elmer, one of the Three Little Pigs, and then has a henchman plant false evidence (including sausage links) in Tom-Tom's house. Tom-Tom is put on trial, convicted, and banished to Bogeyland, which he is taken to on a raft by two hooded executioners across an alligator infested river. A distraught but brave Bo Peep follows him. Meanwhile, Ollie and Stannie find evidence implicating Barnaby in the pignaping, including the fact that the alleged sausage links presented as evidence at Tom-Tom's trial are made of beef. They later find the kidnapped pig alive in Barnaby's cellar. A manhunt commences for Barnaby, who flees to Bogeyland through a secret passageway at the bottom of an empty well. Stannie and Ollie eventually follow Barnaby down the well. Meanwhile, Bo Peep crosses the river to Bogeyland, finds Tom-Tom and explains Barnaby's trickery to him. Barnaby catches up to Tom-Tom and Bo-Peep, and attempts to abduct Bo-Peep but gets into a fight with Tom-Tom, who gives Barnaby a well-deserved thrashing. An enraged Barnaby grabs a large stick and beats a stalactite to summon an army of Bogeymen, who chase Bo-Peep and Tom-Tom through the caverns of Bogeyland. The lovers run into Stannie and Ollie, who help them escape back through the well and are welcomed by the town, who now realize Barnaby's treachery. Barnaby leads an invasion of Toyland on a fleet of rafts in a scene reminiscent of the painting of Washington Crossing the Delaware. Ollie and Stan tell their story to Old King Cole,the King of Toyland and the townspeople as two Bogeymen scale the wall and open the gate. The crowd flees in panic as the army of torch-wielding Bogeymen attacks Toyland. Ollie and Stannie run and hide in the toy shop. There they discover boxes of darts and use them to fight off the Bogeymen. Stan and Ollie then empty an entire box of darts into a cannon, but as the two search for the last remaining darts, they realize instead that they should activate the wooden soldiers. Barnaby manages to escape and falls on the ground next to Little Elmer's house made of scraw, Elmer came out of his house and wreck Barnaby on the head as payback for kidnapping him earler. Barnaby is defeated and trapped and covered by blocks that spell "rat", while the Bogeymen are routed and driven back into Bogeyland, where alligators appear to feast on them, although this is never made clear.
1961 Film
In the 1961 film, Barnaby wants to marry Mary so he can get the money she will inherit. She is going to marry Tom, so he hires two mercenaries named Gonzorgo and Roderigo to kill him by throwing him in the sea, and also stealing her sheep that she could still get a living off of to force her to marry him. Unfortunately for him, Gonzorgo and Roderigo sell Tom to a Gypsy camp instead so they can receive more money. Barnaby and his henchmen follow Tom, Mary, and the kids to Toyland, where Barnaby looks for the right moment to attack but is always interrupted. Eventually, the toymaker's assistant, Grumio, creates a device that reduces things to a toy size. However the toymaker carelessly throws it out of the window and Barnaby catches it. He then uses it to shrink the toymaker. As he is attempting to do the same to Tom, Gonzorgo and Roderigo decide to stop being evil, so he shrinks them as well. He threatens to shoot Tom with the device again (which, if used twice, will completely destroy the object or victim) unless Mary marries him. The toymaker, as mayor of Toyland, presides over the wedding, though he delays it as long as possible. Gonzorgo and Roderigo help Tom escape and he leads an army of toys to fight Barnaby, but he destroys them and tries to destroy Tom with the shrinking device, but Mary destroys it with a toy cannon, causing it to explode and shrink him to Tom's size. Barnaby attempts to escape, but Tom stops him and engages him in a swordfight. Half the time, Barnaby topples objects over to try and crush Tom, but in the end, Tom is victorious, stabbing Barnaby and causing him to fall over the edge into a toybox. In the book adaptations it is revealed that he did survive, but is imprisoned by Mother Goose in a birdcage for his crimes.
He was portrayed by the late Ray Bolger.
1986 Film
Lisa arrives to Toyland before Mary Contrary is to be wedded to the unpleasant Barnaby Barnacle, although Mary loves Barnaby's nephew, Jack Nimble. Lisa stops the wedding and, with her new friends, finds out that Barnaby plans to take over Toyland. Barnaby confronts them and the Toymaster, finally showing his true colors, and steals a flask containing distilled evil that the Toymaster had been collecting, before leaving Lisa and company to be eaten by Trollock, a vulture-like monster with a single enchanted eye that Barnaby uses to spy on his enemies.
Barnaby reveals that he had been creating an army of trolls to take over Toyland, and then attempts to corrupt his captives into being his servants with the contents of the flask, stating he would replace Trollock with Lisa and make Mary his Troll Princess. Lisa, however, proves to be immune to the evil, and manages to reverse the effects on her friends. After escaping from Barnaby's stronghold, they return to the Toymaster. When Barnaby unleashes his army of trolls upon Toyland, Lisa's newfound belief animates an army of life-sized toy soldiers that the Toymaster had created, and they drive Barnaby and his trolls into the Forest of the Night. Barnaby, having lost control of his creatures and having failed at making Lisa his new Trollcok is then banished from Toyland. The trolls in his army turn against him when Lisa points out that he's the one who transformed them into their monstrous forms, and it's implied that they kill him.
In this version, he was portrayed by the late Richard Mulligan.
1997 Film
In the 1997 animated film, Barnaby is his first name rather than his last name (which is Crookedman). He is the uncle of Jack and Jill, and keeps them locked in the attic, while he is out to take over Tom and Mary's toy factory, so he can destroy it. He shoots down Tom's hot air balloon to make him fall into the Goblin Forest in an attempt to kill him, but Tom escapes unharmed, much to Barnaby's shock. Jack and Jill often sneak out of the attic to help Tom and Mary at the toy factory, to which Barnaby threatens to send them to the Goblin Forest if they do this again. He hires two mercenaries named Gonzargo and Roderigo to sabotage the toy factory, disguised as sheep, but Jack foils their plan. Jack and Jill chase them down, but run into Barnaby, who has Gonzargo and Roderigo take them to the Goblin Forest. Barnaby, meanwhile, knocks Humpty Dumpty over the edge of a wall, nearly killing him. Before he can destroy the factory, however, Tom and Mary show up to stop him, having gotten Jack, Jill, Gonzargo, and Roderigo safely out of the Goblin Forest. Barnaby leads the goblins to Toyland so they can destroy it and the factory, but Tom summons an army of toy soldiers that they created for Santa, and they defeat the goblins. Barnaby insults the goblin king, who tries to eat him, but Jack, Jill, and the soldiers all shine lights on him, killing him. Afterward, the goblins all chase Barnaby off. It is unknown whether he escaped them or whether they catch and eat him.
He was voiced by the late Christopher Plummer, who also portrayed Metamorphis in Gandahar, the Grand Duke of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle, Charles Muntz in Up, General Chang in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Ralph Nickleby in Nicholas Nickleby, Mr. Caruthers in The Clown at Midnight, King Herod in The Star, 1 in 9, and Arthur Case in Inside Man.
When I was done everyone was shocked and HORRIFIED!
Rei Miyamoto: I absolutely HATE this monster with a vengeance! I will personally make sure he dies a HORRIBLE death when we're done with him.
Me: I know you will Rei.
Rei Miyamoto: And Jack and Jill deserve better. I'm going to adopt them after this.
Me: Wow! That is very noble.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Morsayati, the main antagonist of Dragalia Lost, and he's coming here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Morsayati, the main antagonist of Dragalia Lost, and he's coming here to destroy us.
Aprina Arabella: Morsayati won't get away with this, and I know you're going to absorb him, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's right, Aprina.
Nico: This is going to be one fiery battle. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Toyland, and we're going to destroy Barnaby Crookedman once and for all.
Lincoln: That con artist isn't getting away with this, this time, he dies here and now, and once we get done with him, you're next, Morsayati.
Aprina Arabella: You will never be forgiven for your genocidal madness, Morsayati, every last soul who lost their lives because of you will be avenged here and now.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Toyland to help Tom Piper and Mary Contrary destroy Barnaby Crookedman, and once we destroy that murderous con artist, Lincoln and Aprina Arabella along with me are going to destroy Morsayati.
Tahu, Flame Stag, Yakumo Kurama, Leanbow, Knuckles the Echidna, Shizuka Nekonome, Min Min, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'andor, Spiketron, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Boxing World, Sushi World, and Noodle World - Nico's rescue to battle a Clone of Johnny from Angels with Filthy Souls
Gali, Frost Walrus, Sailor Saturn, Destiny the Whale Shark, Dory, Nemo, Bailey, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray, Antennatron, Swamp Witch, Evil Skarr, Scythe 2.0, Pinface, and Mandy the Merciless - Us battling Another Phantom Puppeteer, Kabuki Succubus, Another Future Kiva, Blob (Simpsons), Werewolf (Freakazoid), and General Grievous who are the embodiments of Fluttershy, Rarity, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Microchips (MLP) and the Island Dopant
Lewa, Wind Crowrang, Joan Gutierrez, Rachelle Orinoco, Three Mage Sisters, Janeen Aran, Adeleine, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty, Tooltron, Esdeath, Sand Banbara (1973), Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno, Meteor, and Ravess - Lincoln's rescue was in world of Droners (2020), and we were there to destroy Gavinda Teach, the greedy millionaire who steps on others to get what she wants
Onua, Tunnel Armadillo, Smolder, Draco, Spotlight, Blackout, Bash, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit, Clawtron, Sir Toasty, Emerald Dragon, Mizugeiko, Elephanko, and Bashmaster the Unbreakable - Yona, Himiko and Carlota's final mission and they destroyed Beroba
Pohatu, Cyber Peacock, Wendy Marvell, Eclair, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Starlight Glimmer, Rumble and Frenzy VS Avalanche, Vacuutron, Lexaeus, Fire Bird (Godzilla of Hanna Barbera), King of Flan, Hades Beast Specter, and Dr. Starline - MEGAN AND KEVIN MISSED THEIR PLANE AGAIN!?
Kopaka, Blizzard Buffalo, Arisia, Rachel Stavenport, Oceanus Shenron, Nuova Shenron, Universe 666 Eis Shenron, Cut Man and Junk Man VS Moonstone, Keytron, Opposite Senshi, Insect Queen, Soupy Man, Jack the Zipper, and Minions of Set - The McCallisters are heading to Australia and they missed it. But we got them there.
Takanuva, Shining Firefly, Catherine Hoshi, Jin (Flashman), Seraph With Eyes of Blue, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Eartha and Dreadbane VS Kyd Wykkyd, Jisyakoloid, Black Baron, Gammaizer Fire, Evil Silver Banshee, Pagemaster Dragon, and Dragon Lady (Extinctioners Comics) - BARNABY CROoKEDMAN IS BACK!? Rei Miyamoto HATES that guy!
Jaden, Snipe Anteater, Reggie McDonald, Elemental HERO Dark Neos, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, Elemental HERO Glow Neos, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon, Trappertron, Reverse Flash, Wolf Undead, Giraffa Undead, Plant Undead, and Elephant Undead - BARNABY WANTS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS AS MISERABLE AS HE IS! WHAT A STUPID JERK!
Alexis Rhodes Yuki, Boomer Kuwanger, Sasame Fuma, Karura, Mikoto Uchiha, Mebuki Haruno, Hina Hyūga, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale, Bulldozertron, Evil Flare Woman, Metal Alice, Big Burpa, Princess Archerina, and Katherine (Catherine) - After today Rei is going to adopt Jack and Jill! NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO SUFFER LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF HIM!
Chazz Princeton, Burn Dinorex, Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan, Aula, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail, Kentateloid, Rambling Ghost, Fat Bastard, Evil Tuxedo Mask, Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, and Mr. Magic Pierrot - I hope you kill Barnaby by SLASHING HIS HEAD OFF AND EATING HIS BRAINS AND HEART!
Rei Miyamoto: Hey, asshole! I've got a score to settle with you!
Suddenly, Rei Miyamoto's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword, and as she angrily approached Barnaby Crookedman, she left red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Rei Miyamoto: I've said it once and I'll say it once again, you've always made me fucking sick to no end, Barnaby. You've tried numerous times to kill Tom and marry Mary Contrary by force and take over Toyland. You absolute asshole, I've had it up to hear with you, now it's time I tore you apart and get rid of you for good! And I'm going to make sure Jack and Jill are in better hands than yours!
Suddenly, Rei Miyamoto was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars, fire, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Barnaby Crookedman: the red eyes of eternal death!
Shizuka: Oh boy, not again!
Saya: You said it, Rei's lost it!
Lincoln: Rei hated Barnaby that much, and now, her score's about to be settled with him for good.
Then, as the vortex faded, Rei Miyamoto emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Rei Miyamoto grew from 6'11" to to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long waist-length orange-brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a dragon, phoenix, and angel surrounding a flame emblazoned on her forehead with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Lava, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Lava, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Rei Miyamoto has on a red version of her school uniform, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a dragon, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by fire and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Rei Miyamoto felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange-brown angel wings with red tips grew much larger for her new body and medium sized orange-brown angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive orange-brown angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long orange-brown wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Rei Miyamoto has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and red fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Rei Miyamoto's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rei Miyamoto's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Draconic Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Draconic Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and a dragon, phoenix, and angel and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large crimson red phoenix heads is a large crimson red phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Rei Miyamoto has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fairy head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the dragon, phoenix, and angel that said, "Rei Miyamoto, Loving Daughter of Kiriko Miyamoto, Former Student at Fujimi Academy, Survivor of The Zombie Apocalypse, Childhood Friend of Takashi Komuro, Friend of Saeko Busujima, Saya Takegi, Shizuka Marikawa, Kohta Hirano, Alice Maresato, and Zeke, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Koichi Shido, Destroyer of Barnaby Crookedman, Archenemy of Mimet, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Flames, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
宮本麗、宮本霧子の愛する娘、富士見学園の元生徒、ゾンビ黙示録の生存者、小室隆の幼馴染、毒島冴子の友人、武木沙耶、鞠川静香、平野耕太、アリス・マレサト、ジークの強力な力グッド、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、ラウドのリンカーンの愛する未来の妻、志藤幸一の軽蔑者で破壊者、バーナビーの破壊者クルックドマン、ミメットの宿敵、チームラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、ブレイブ宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして火、炎、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Rei Miyamoto has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Rei Miyamoto's Super Angel-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Barnaby Crookedman saw it, he got out a gun and was about to shoot her, but Rei Miyamoto fired a massive barrage of red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Barnaby Crookedman and he got burned badly, he got back up, but now, he was enraged!
Rei Miyamoto: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Draconic Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love) Like getting burned, you greedy fuck!
Lincoln: It's about to get much worse for you!
Nico: Big time! Rei, Lincoln, tear his ass apart!
Lincoln: Gladly. (CRACKS KNUCKLES!)
Lincoln: You are done for, Barnaby, never show your face in Toyland again. TOY ELEMENT STYLE: JOY BUZZER!
Jessica Kaios: TOY FIRE STYLE: LEGOS!
Nanami Simpson: TOY WATER STYLE: MAGIC 8 BALL!
Julie Makimoto: TOY EARTH STYLE: SLINKY!
Chie Satonaka: TOY WIND STYLE: ARMY MEN!
Sari Sumdac: TOY LIGHTNING STYLE: FRISBEE!
Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy and elements that turned into the toys that slammed into Barnaby Crookedman and exploded.
Lincoln and his harem: TOY FINAL SMASH: TOY BLAST!
Lincoln and his harem fired toy based Ki blasts which slammed into Barnaby Crookedman and exploded.
Barnaby Crookedman: You! Curse you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! If you hadn't shown up, I would've finally gotten Mary Contrary as my bride, gotten rid of Tom, killed those wretched kids and taken over all of Toyland! DAMN YOU ALL!
Lincoln: It's over, Barnaby, never show your face again. (ECHOING VOICE) JUDGEMENT OF THE BLACK ABYSS! 黒き深淵審判!
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a massive vortex of pitch black fire which hit Barnaby Crookedman and he was incinerated into nothing and his spirit was sent to The Black Abyss forever.
Nico: Holy...crap!
Me: Was that a...?
Lincoln: Yep, a Black Abyss-themed Surekill technique. I created this for one person I intend to use it on: Xehanort.
Eli: No way!
Me: That really is a powerful Surekill technique!
Lincoln: He deserves to be erased. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Morsayati.
?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier and it was infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from the barrage of fireballs that hit the barrier only to be absorbed into us, and we grew even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of infernal fire from anywhere, you can come out now, Morsayati, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, it was Morsayati, the demon of hatred.
Lincoln: I should've known you'd show up here, Morsayati, the fragment of Xenos' heart still dwells in you.
Morsayati: You absorbed my master, and for that, you will die!
Aprina Arabella: The only one dying here is you, Morsayati.
Suddenly, Aprina Arabella's crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword, and as she approached Morsayati, she left crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Aprina Arabella: I will never forgive you for what you've done over the eons, Morsayati, you caused so much pain and devastation to so many and tried to kill all the dragons and destroy everyone in your path and let the world drown in hatred, that is something I will never forgive, and now, you shall face judgement for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Aprina Arabella was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, fire, flames, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Morsayati: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: I've seen what Aprina is capable of, and that deranged fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams wound up on the wrong end of her wrath more than once, and he wound up getting burned more than once for his misdeeds.
Then, as the vortex faded, Aprina Arabella emerged, but she was changed forever.
Aprina Arabella grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a fire fairy with a flame in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with crimson red iris, she has on fairy earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has a fire fairy with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red fairy-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Aprina Arabella has on a sleeveless crimson red crop top, crimson red skirt, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a fire fairy, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by fire and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Aprina Arabella felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red and black butterfly wings with red tips grew much larger for her new body and medium sized crimson red and black butterfly wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive crimson red and black monarch butterfly wings with red tips wings and she also now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Aprina Arabella has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and red fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Aprina Arabella's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Aprina Arabella's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and a fire fairy and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large crimson red phoenix heads is a large crimson red phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Aprina Arabella has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fairy head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the fire fairy, phoenix, and angel that said, "Aprina Arabella, Queen of The Fire Fairies of The Garden of Flames, Despiser of The Deranged Fairy-Obsessed Serial Killer Randall Williams, Master of Fire and Fire Magic, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Music Box Org, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Flames, Fire Magic, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Fire Fairies"
アプリナ・アラベラ、炎の庭園の火の妖精の女王、狂った妖精にとりつかれた連続殺人犯の軽蔑者、ランダル・ウィリアムズ、火と炎の魔法の達人、善の強力な力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な戦士宇宙の愛する守護天使であり、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてダーク・ルアン、オルゴール組織の大敵、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、勇敢な宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして火、炎、火の魔法、妖精、フェニックス、天使、火の妖精の達人
Aprina Arabella has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FIRE FAIRY QUEEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM FIRE FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM FIRE FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM FIRE FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Aprina Arabella's Super Angel-Fire Fairy Queen-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Morsayati saw it, he fired more fireballs at her to kill her, but Aprina Arabella absorbed them and it made her even more stronger and she fired a massive barrage of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Morsayati and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was angered.
Me: No way, did Aprina just transform?
Lincoln: She did, and now, it's high time we took care of Morsayati and make him pay for his crimes.
Aprina Arabella: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Fire Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Fire Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Love) The pain and suffering he caused will eventually be healed with him taken down for good. Let's get him, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Aprina Arabella.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't that surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Morsayati, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to stop you once and for all.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, you better be ready to pay the price for everything you've done.
Lincoln, Aprina Arabella, and I went after Morsayati who continued firing fireballs at us, but we continued to absorb them, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Morsayati, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Aprina Arabella also did the same by firing crimson red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Aprina Arabella, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Morsayati even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.
Lincoln ran up to and put Morsayati in a bearhug so he couldn't escape. Suddenly, Lincoln began to absorb Morsayati into his body and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals and animals flared up even more extremely and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger as he assimilated all of Morsayati's Supernatural Strength, Supernatural Durability, Supernatural Stamina, Supernatural Endurance, Nigh-Invulnerability added to his Invulnerability, Nigh-Immortality added to his True Immortality, Possession, Dark Magic, Umbrakinesis, Photokinesis, Electrokinesis, Aerokinesis, Toxikinesis, Hydrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Pyrokinesis, Ergokinesis, Miniature Dimension Creation, Black Hole Manipulation, Black Mana Manipulation, Vast Demonic Powers, Miasma Manipulation, and Fiend Summoning.
Then, when Lincoln was done, Morsayati was fully absorbed into his body and he sent Morsayati to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Aprina Arabella, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Aprina Arabella's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive crimson red butterfly wings and medium sized crimson red butterfly wings underneath are permanent.
Aprina Arabella: Your genocidal rampage is over. Thanks for helping me take down Morsayati, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Aprina.
Me: My pleasure, Aprina.
Suddenly, Aprina Arabella wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Aprina Arabella's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Demon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Aprina Arabella sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Aprina Arabella and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that monster a lesson.
Luan: And Lincoln absorbed him into his body.
Me: And he assimilated all of his powers and abilities. So, Lincoln, who's the next Major Arcana Avatar we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the one: Michelle Chapelain, Avatar of The Fool Major Arcana Tarot Card and White Magic Master.
Mariana Gébelin: (French Accent) I knew you'd pick her next, and you will love meeting her, Michelle Chapelain is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and a very powerful master of tarot cards, white magic, fire, and the Occult, and she also has an deck of Tarot Cards that she uses to read peoples' fortunes and see into the future. She's the descendant of 18th Century French Occultist and fortuneteller Magdelaine Chapelain, and she's discovered much about the secrets of the tarot cards ever since she was growing up. She's the pyromancer of the white magicians I formed and she's a very powerful master of fire and fire magic. Michelle came to Royal Woods where she met Lincoln, and she eventually did a tarot reading for him, and she foretold that he would soon be transformed into a truly powerful hero and be part of a very powerful force of immortal heroes who fight to defend the universe and the universes beyond, and she's also good friends with Lucy and they do tarot readings as well on the side. Lincoln made Michelle a greatsword and necklace with a red gem pendant, and to show thanks, Michelle kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry Michelle along with the rest of his harem. Michelle hates Lori with a fiery passion, and she did a tarot card reading on her, and she foretold that if Lori didn't change her ways, misfortune and misery will befall her, meaning that if Lori didn't change her ways, Bobby will break up with her, her friends will cut all ties with her, and the rest of the family will disown her forever, and the only thing that awaits her is getting thrown in prison forever and only a life of total misery awaits her, and if this continues, she will die a miserable and bitter rotten girl.
Me: And all because of her Dark Side implanted in her by Chase Young's Dark Side.
Nico: Whoa. So, if Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan really didn't change, then...!
Lincoln: The only thing waiting for them is life in prison forever and a life of absolute misery, and if they continue on with their hatred of me and tried to seek revenge on me, they would die miserable and extremely bitter towards everyone in their path.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Marianna Almaden, Queen of The Water Fairies, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Tsukuyomi of Dragalia Lost
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1987 movie The Gate, and we're going to help Glen destroy The Demon Lord and seal The Gate forever. And we're going to meet the next Avatar of The Major Arcana, her name is Michelle Chapelain, Avatar of The Fool Major Arcana Tarot Card and White Magic Master, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and a very powerful master of tarot cards, white magic, fire, and the Occult, and she has an deck of Tarot Cards that she uses to read peoples' fortunes and see into the future. She's the descendant of 18th Century French Occultist and fortuneteller Magdelaine Chapelain, and she's discovered much about the secrets of the tarot cards ever since she was growing up. She's the pyromancer of the white magicians Mariana Gébelin formed and she's a very powerful master of fire and fire magic. Michelle came to Royal Woods where she met Lincoln, and she eventually did a tarot reading for him, and she foretold that he would soon be transformed into a truly powerful hero and be part of a very powerful force of immortal heroes who fight to defend the universe and the universes beyond, and she's also good friends with Lucy and they do tarot readings as well on the side. Lincoln made Michelle a greatsword and necklace with a red gem pendant, and to show thanks, Michelle kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry Michelle along with the rest of his harem. Michelle hates Lori with a fiery passion, and she did a tarot reading on her, and she foretold that if Lori didn't change her ways, misfortune and misery will befall her, meaning that if Lori didn't change her ways, Bobby will break up with her, her friends will cut all ties with her, and the rest of the family will disown her forever, and the only thing that awaits her is getting thrown in prison forever and only a life of total misery awaits her, and if this continues, she will die a miserable and bitter rotten girl.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Barnaby Crookedman, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that crooked con artist.
