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"Okay, so here are our options."

"I'm listening." Bea stated as Naruto looked at the map. They were at the base of the volcano that would take them to their destination, and they had multiple ways that they could go. By some miracle they still had a bike... a bike... and it was a little banged up now.

She was still listening.

"Option 1, we go through the desert area. With any luck we can find a fossil or two." Naruto gave her the first option.

"Option 1 it is then. Armaldo might not be a fighting type, but it is a pokemon that can learn quite a good set of Fighting type moves." Bea started to walk towards the desert area with the full intention of finding herself an Anorith fossil so that she could have a Fossil Pokemon that she could train to be a Pseudo-Fighting type pokemon, without the same weaknesses as other fighting types.

Her team was Machamp and Heracross at the moment. She had nothing that could counter Flying Types, and while Heracross could counter Psychic types, he was still weak to them as well. She could train an Anorith to counter both Flying and Psychic types while still teaching it how to use and fight with Fighting type moves.

"Option 2, we take the ride up to the top and walk down to Lavaridge-" Naruto continued, before Bea walked back and grabbed his shirt.

"Option 1." Bea wasn't having any other option.

-2 Weeks Later-

"We were lost in the desert for a week straight, and now we have these little guys." Naruto had a Lileep latched onto his thigh as it looked around at it's surroundings in a laboritory. "You know, now we're going to have to circle back to go to Lavaridge town right?" Naruto asked Bea, since when they got to the town after the desert and traveled through the falls, they ended up in the wrong town.

Bea was holding up her brand new, revived Anorith with a smile.

"Worth it, not the worst thing we've ever wasted time on." Bea had her own fossil pokemon. Once she trained it up some, she would have a great surprise pokemon to counter her pokemon's weaknesses, while still somewhat keeping with her fighting theme. "... and you got yourself another grass type out of it." Bea was satisfied with that response.

Naruto looked at Lileep.

"... You're a Grass type... wait... what do you mean I got another grass type?" Naruto didn't understand what she was getting at. "Not all of my pokemon are grass types." Naruto had a pokemon that wasn't a grass type at all. It was just that most of his pokemon shared a grass typing. Naruto grabbed his backpack and lifted it up, and the movement inside showed the pokemon in his bag was awake. "This guy isn't a grass type."

"I wouldn't know that, I've barely gotten a good look at it, and you're keeping it a big secret." Bea had never gotten the greatest of looks at his secret pokemon. She watched him pull a pokeball out and took Lileep into a pokeball, and she did the same with her Anorith.

"Sir, you collect Grass types?"

"Well, I can't say I collect them, but I seem to have a few of them." Naruto didn't really consider himself some grass snob who only trained grass types, but it seemed like those were the types he kept catching. His Shiny Gloom had challenged him, so he caught it, and Petilil was his partner pokemon. Now he had a Rock/Grass type Fossil pokemon to add to his roster of grass types.

The scientist seemed very interested.

"Well, in the nearby forest there is a grass type pokemon known as Shroomish. It evolves into Breloom... Shroomish is just the best pokemon, so I don't know why you would want to evolve it." The scientist spoke up about his preference.

"Cool... I guess, well, see ya." Naruto didn't really have much to add to that.

Bea grabbed his shoulder.

"Shroomish you say... the pokemon that evolves into a Grass/Fighting type... and where is this forest you talked about exactly?" Bea was very interested in catching another Fighting type on the other hand. "... You still have 1 more pokemon than I do." Bea pointed out to him.

"Don't you have a Machoke and a Machop staying with your parents?" Naruto questioned her.

"... They aren't on me right now."

"Okay, so where is this forest?" Naruto could see Bea wasn't going to let this one go easily. Petilil was still resting in her pokeball, since the desert had been too much for her to stay out and about in. It was one of the super rare times that Naruto kept her confined, but it was mostly for her own health in this situation. "... You know, I can't be blamed for why we aren't in Lavaridge town yet." Naruto stated to Bea.

They had taken a detour so that Bea could get her fossil revived, which put them quite the ways away from where they were headed. Now Bea wanted to go and see if she could find a Shroomish as well, in a forest that had plenty of other pokemon in it.

"I'm still a trainer, and a trainer shouldn't pass up on a chance to increase their might." Bea had a decent reason, though she was mostly just focused on getting herself another fighting type. "Anyway, it isn't like it will take all that long to find a Shroomish in a forest." Bea didn't want to brag, but she was able to explore a lot of land very quickly if she wanted to.

Naruto shrugged.

-3 Weeks Later-

"... No Shroomish yet?" Naruto was sitting in a tree with his own new pokemon.

Well, not new.

Gloom had evolved into a Vileplume by accident when a Leaf Stone in his bag had fallen out and touched his Gloom, evolving the pokemon into it's final form. Naruto was laying on top of the pokemon's huge flower with his legs dangling off of it, while Bea went around looking everywhere for a Shroomish.

"Zip it."

"It's a shame you want to do this by yourself." Naruto was willing to help her, but she just was not accepting his help at all. She wanted to find the pokemon on her own, and catch it on her own. Petilil was just relaxing on a tree branch above him, and Lileep was latched onto a tree branch, upside down and looking around for prey to catch. His last pokemon was resting up inside of his bag, which was leaned up against a different tree.

"You have a Wurmple on your face." Bea tossed a rock at the pokemon.

The rock hit Naruto in the face when the pokemon jumped off.

"Ow."

"Okay, oh great and wise grass type master... what is your advice for finding a Shroomish?" Bea asked Naruto when she relented, his teasing was getting to be too much.

"It's a Mushroom pokemon right... well go and start looking away from sunshine. Instead, you need to be looking in the darker, danker locations with higher humitity. Mushrooms grow better in areas like that... also... you're giving off a stressed breath... relax." Naruto stated to her as he showed her how relaxed he was.

"Relaxed breath?"

"Be calm... Grass types are relaxed, easy going pokemon normally that don't bother moving around too much... with some exceptions." Naruto watched his partner dancing and hopping from tree branch to tree branch. "Most grass types just sun bathe, or go where the wind blows them, or will burrow underground and soak up soil... plants relax, go with the flow."

Bea stopped what she was doing.

"... You are way too relaxed."

"Actually, I accidentally huffed some Stun Spores from Vileplume. I've been paralyzed for like 2 hours now... still, nothing to do but relax and wait for it to wear off." Naruto was still able to move a bit, but sometimes he would find himself unable to move even slightly. He just needed to be patient and wait for it to wear off.

Bea took notice of that.

"So, you... can't defend yourself right now." Bea walked right up to him and stood over him. She reached down and grabbed his nose, before she squeezed it shut. She followed up by sticking her fingers in his mouth and pulling on his cheeks. "... I can do whatever I want to you, and you can't stop me... at all?" Bea asked him as she pushed it further.

"Nope, ow... Bea, your butt... Bea... meh." Naruto relaxed anyway.

Bea sat on him, before she laid back and spread herself out on top of him. He decided to just roll with it instead for a bit.

"... I see what you mean, it helps to relax."

"You're relaxing your butt on my chest... Vileplume, use Stun Spore."

In moments they both had spores puffed on them, which didn't hurt Naruto who was already paralyzed. What it did so was paralyze Bea who had not been suffering from the spores. Naruto had decided that if he was going. Bea tried to move, but would randomly find herself unable to move at all just like him.

"Hey Bea."

"Don't say it." Bea was looking at the exact same thing as him. She could see a Shroomish was looking right at them, and it seemed to be walking closer in interest. Only she was now paralyzed and could do nothing about it.

She watched as Naruto offered his hand to the pokemon.

It hopped right on his palm, and he lifted the pokemon up and placed it on Bea's chest so that the mushroom pokemon could relax on top of them. Bea looked at the pokemon sitting on top of her, and just sighed.

"Also, it helps when you're high as fuck... turns out, sometimes smelling the roses gets you really relaxed." Naruto was pretty sure half of the reason he was so relaxed at the moment was because he had huffed something from Vileplume by mistake. He wasn't sure if it was actually high or not, because being paralyzed had left him feeling remarkably relaxed.

"You know... I don't like this as much as you do." Bea had relaxed a bit too much, and now she felt more paralyzed than she did relaxed. Now that she was so relaxed, she could really feel the fatique of all her training and searching for Shroomish. Her sore muscles were screaming in pain at her, and it took her relaxing for the pain to kick in. "... Naruto... what is poking my neck?"

"Paralysis Erection."

"What?"

"Happens to guys-"

"Naruto."

"Your butt is on my chest, your thighs are on my face, and your head is resting right next to my private parts. It's not my fault, it's a physical reaction, and I can't help it, and I'm not sorry for it." Naruto wasn't going to apologize for getting a boner. Bea was an attractive woman around his age, there was no way that he wasn't going to get a little excited when she was pressed on him like this.

Bea was blushing.

"... Well... whatever, I guess if you can't help it." Bea relented, and she just tried to not think about it.

It was as hard to not think about it, as his dick was hard.

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