This chapter will be super short as I want to just post stuff. Also, I really want more people to engage with the story on this one. The next few chapters will most likely just be the Debauchery Kingdom game and I'd love to hear ideas from people or your thoughts on the absurdity of it. Remember this is just for fun. I'm using random name and number generators for the game, but I can put in a few scripted ones if people have ideas.

Anywho, enjoy the chapter!


Neo didn't know what she expected from the sister teams of JNPR and RWBY, but it most certainly hadn't been to enjoy herself as much as she was. She was standing corrected on thinking the group was more tame than the people she usually found herself hanging out with.

Once everyone had introduced themselves, Nora insisted they get the game, Debauchery Kingdom, started immediately. Cups and shot glasses were passed about and the smell of alcohol in the air immediately made Neo feel the hangover she was sure to have in the morning.

Nora reminded everyone of the spanking rule that had apparently been put into place before she, Jaune, and Ren had arrived. Afterward, cards were shuffled and passed out and the game was on!

"Flip on three!" Nora called with a grin. "1...2...3!"

Everyone flipped their cards…

"Yay?" Blake faux cheered, holding up the King of Diamonds.

"You get to give an order!" Nora excitedly explained.

Blake looked around the group with a playful gleam in her eyes. Nobody was really worried about what the girl would asks, assuming she was one of the more tame people.

"Weiss, I order you to sit on Jaune's lap until you draw a face card."

The group 'ooh'd' at Blake's command while the girl in question looked absolutely appalled.

"Excuse me?" Weiss screeched indignantly.

"You heard her!" Nora pointed at the Schnee heiress. "Get that rich booty onto fearless leader!"

"I will do no such thing!" Weiss folded her arms and glared at Nora and Blake.

Ruby gave Weiss a sad smile. "You can refuse, but then you'll have to take a shot AND Blake will get to spank you."

Blake's bow twitched at that and Weiss felt a chill go down her spine. 'An ex-member of the white fang getting to spank the heiress of the SDC?'

Weiss paled as she noticed Blake start to drool.

"F-fine! Ugh, I thought you would have some decency at least, Blake!" Weiss huffed and stood, walking to stand before Jaune. She saw the bemused smirk on his face and was partially surprised he wasn't a blushing mess. "You're enjoying this aren't you?"

"It is a game…" Jaune shrugged with the same smirk that was starting to infuriate Weiss. To the blonde, this was nothing new. Through his lifetimes, he had been with all of the girls there and them some. If he gave Weiss her memories back, she would most likely die of embarrassment from the things she and Jaune had done in other lifetimes.

"Ugh!" Weiss threw her hands up before pulling out her scroll and handing it to Jaune.

The blonde rose an eyebrow before taking the device and reading what was on it. His eyebrows twitched and he looked even harder. This was new..."Uh...is this a contract?"

"The Schnee Dust Company, and by extension, Weiss Schnee is not liable for any injuries, emotional or physical, that shall occur henceforth as established by-"

"For fucks sake, Weiss, just get it over with!" Yang shouted.

The white haired girl flopped down on Jaune hard, getting a small 'oof' from him.

"Don't you dare get any funny ideas!" She ground through a massive blush. With them all being in pajamas, she knew Jaune was feeling a lot more of her than ever before.

"Got it ice queen. Just don't move around too much." He called nonchalantly. Weiss glanced at him over her shoulder and was surprised again to see that he seemed a bit annoyed if anything.

'He's...he's just faking not caring that I'm on his lap...right?'

Neo began to sign to the group. "Sitting on someone's lap? Really? That the best you all got?"

Ruby shook her head. "Oh don't worry. The night's still young!"

"Oh please, Ruby. What, are you gonna make someone stuff their mouth with chocolate chip cookies?" Yang teased.

Ruby smirked at her sister. "How about chocolate flavored condoms?"

"WHY DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?" Yang shouted.

Jaune was surprised too. It seemed like his mother made Ruby a lot raunchier than normal. He wondered why, but figured she was just trying to screw with him like usual. Instead of dwelling on those thoughts though, he decided to focus back on the game at hand.

The cards were shuffled and passed out again.

"1...2...3!"

They all flipped.

"Jack is truth or dare right?" Ren asked as he held up the Jack of Hearts.

"Yep! Who ya gonna ask?" Yang was curious at what Ren could possibly asks to anyone that wasn't Nora.

Ren shot a quick smirk at Jaune, making the blonde narrow his eyes. "Weiss."

"Eep!" The heiress squeaked, not expecting Ren to target her.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Why me? Is this pick on Weiss day or something?" She huffed. "Ugh...truth!"

"Is it true that you're actually enjoying sitting on Jaune's lap? And remember, Blake can hear your heartbeat if you lie, and I can sense your aura fluctuate too."

The group ooh'd at the girl again. The atomic blush that burned at her was from embarrassment and irritation.

Blake looked at Ren in confusion, but saw him give her a knowing smirk. She knew neither of them could do what he said, but from the looks of it, Weiss didn't know that.

Though, Ren actually HAD figured out how to tell if someone was lying through their aura. Something he picked up a lifetime ago with Jaune.

Weiss fidgeted on Jaune's lap, finally getting a small blush from the blonde. She grit her teeth, debating whether it was worth taking a shot and getting spanked by Ren. However, remembering how Ren could infuse Aura into his palm strikes, she opted to begrudgingly tell the truth.

"It's...not awful…" She mumbled.

"That's not a full truth!" Blake called, hoping Weiss would fall for the bluff.

Weiss didn't seem like she could become any redder. "FINE! I LIKE SITTING ON THIS HANDSOME IDIOTS LAP, OKAY?"

A short silence followed her outburst before the entire group began to whoop and cheer.

"See, was that so hard to admit?" Yang teased through her laughs.

"Get bent." The heiress grit through her teeth. When she felt Jaune shift a little, she turned her glare on him. "And don't get it twisted! I'm not saying I like you or anything! Y-you're just starting to grow on me is all."

'Tsundere much…' Yang and Nora thought with a deadpan.

"I bet a part of him is growing all right." Blake not so subtly looked towards Jaune's pajama pants.

Both Weiss and Jaune blushed deeply, and Weiss decided to minutely shift to see if she was right.

Jaune stopped her with a hand on her hip. "Look, I'm using all my self control right now, so don't listen to her."

Pyrrha nodded. "If Jaune was...rising to the occasion, you would definitely feel it Weiss."

Another silence permeated the room, though Neo was looking like the situation was gold.

Yang looked at Pyrrha with a bit of apprehension. "And...how exactly do you know that P-money?"

Instead of the red head, Nora rolled her eyes and scoffed. "We live in a coed dorm. Mishaps and wardrobe malfunctions are bound to happen. Jaune happens to be blessed in more than just a large aura pool."

Weiss and Ruby froze, the reapers gaze going to Jaune somewhat hungrily. Yang and Blake were curious as to how true the statement was. Neo was hoping she and Jaune really could have some fun later. Pyrrha just shrugged, knowing that she could have him when she wanted...maybe.

'Actually, from the looks of the others, I should start being a bit more assertive…' She thought, looking at both Jaune and Ruby.

"Enough about my junk! Can we keep playing?" Jaune palmed his face in mortification.

The cards were dealt once more.

When everyone flipped but didn't say anything, they saw Neo waving the Queen of Spades.

"The new girl gets to play! Hopefully someone gets spanked finally!" Nora cheered.

Neo nodded and smirked deviously before motioning for Jaune to translate for her. She began to sign rapidly.

Ruby, Pyrrha, and Yang began to blush profusely while Jaune sighed in slight exasperation. Those who couldn't understand the small woman only watched in apprehension.

"Welp…" Jaune started as Neo finished. "Neo's rule is that everyone must take off a piece of clothing at the end of every round."

"WHAT?" Weiss screeched. "We're already in pajamas! We'll end up naked in two or three rounds!"

'That's the point.' Neo signed with a giggle.

Jaune and Ren shared a glance again, knowing Ren would most likely win their bet. Weiss' pajamas was just a one piece gown and her panties. The dark haired member of JNPR rubbed his fingers together at Jaune. The blonde just rolled his eyes and cursed cosmic irony.

"WHY ARE NONE OF YOU OPPOSING THIS?" Weiss argued, at her wits end.

Most everyone just shrugged with Blake answering. "I mean, didn't you expect this from a game called Debauchery Kingdom?"

The Schnee was on the verge of pulling out her hair. "Yang! What about Ruby?"

"I ain't no helicopter sister. Sink or swim bitch."

"You can always refuse to take off your clothes Weiss." Jaune started. "But you'll have to drink and get spanked by Neo."

"I HATE ALL OF YOU!" Weiss shrieked.

Neo held up her scroll, showing everyone the words on it. 'This round is over, so clothes off or take a shot!'

Though no one opposed besides Weiss, the blushes that filled the room made the situation that much more real.

Nora was the first to take off a piece of clothing, tossing her 'boop' t-shirt she slept in to the side and letting her girls hang loose. She still held her smirk but the blush on her face was evident she was nowhere near drunk enough to be completely unphased by her state of dress.

"I forget you're bigger than me sometimes, considering your the shortest one of our teams." Yang started as she also removed her top. She and Nora were sitting side by side and began to compare their chests like they usually did on occasion.

"Makes mine look bigger by comparison, but I think you've got me by a half a cup size now." Nora admitted.

The two paused their conversation as they felt heated glares coming from Ruby, Weiss, and Neo.

'Those should be illegal…' Neo signed, starting to regret her rule. Yang just shot the smaller woman a triumphant smirk.

Blake picked up a shot glass and downed it. Everyone stared at her in shock.

"Are you forfeiting?" Nora asked in astonishment.

Blake shook her head, grimacing at the vodka. "No, just...didn't think ahead with what I'm wearing…"

Everyone was confused, seeing as Blake's yukata like pajamas seemed fairly conservative. However, when she began to disrobe, they realized the cat was in the same boat as Weiss; wearing nothing but panties under her robe.

Nora and Yang began to give wolf whistles at the faunus, while Blake did her best to cover up.

"Regretting this yet?" Weiss shot with venom.

"Not as much as you're about to." Blake smirked.

Weiss glowered but did the same as Blake and downed a shot. She coughed a bit before pouring another shot and downing it immediately.

"Easy, Weiss-cream."

"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH MILK UTTERS!" Weiss flailed a finger at Yang, her cheeks already tinting from the two shots. Then she spun on Jaune. "And you! Enjoy this while it lasts!" She said as she took off her gown and tossed it aside, before flopping back down on Jaune's lap and covering her bare chest. "Eep!"

She squeaked again as Jaune grunted in what sounded like pain.

"You okay Weiss?" Ruby asked.

It was time for Weiss to invent an all new shade of red as she really did feel Jaune rise to the occasion...and Nora had severely understated Jaune's second sword.

"Don't move…" Jaune whispered, hoping to spare them both even more embarrassment. Weiss could only minutely nod, hoping she'd be too drunk to remember anything by the end of the night.

Pyrrha sighed and pulled down the brown pajama bottoms she wore, showing that she was wearing a cute pair of panties with the pumpkin pete's logo on them. She had opted to stop wearing the atrocious brown top to the pajamas in lieu of a black t-shirt she had stolen from Jaune...BORROWED from Jaune.

"Okay, that's super cute." Yang admitted.

"They were from the sponsorship I did with Pumpkin Pete's a while ago." Pyrrha rubbed her arm in embarrassment. 'Plus, I know Jaune loves these.' She glanced out the corner of her eye to see Jaune blushing profusely and trying not to ogle her. The red head was proud she could still get that reaction out of her partner, even with a mostly naked Schnee heiress sitting in his lap. 'Wish she would have dared me to sit there…'

"So pumpkin pete's panties are cute on her, but you all give me grief for my hoodie all the time." Jaune argued.

Blake smirked at the teen. "I mean, your hoodie and pajamas are indeed cute Jaune." Her team snickered as Jaune just hung his head in defeat.

"Point taken…"

"What happened to your onesie anyway?" Ruby asked, noting how Jaune was wearing a dark blue tank top and black shorts as his bed wear. "You were adorkable with it on."

"We had a bonfire with it a few weeks ago." Jaune started. "As much as I liked it, I can admit it doesn't really scream, 'manly'."

"No shit." Yang and Nora called at the same time.

Neo signed to Jaune, 'You wore a onesie as pajamas?'

"He indeed did!" Pyrrha answered. "I have pictures on my scroll if you want to see!"

"Pyrrha!" Jaune called in mock betrayal.

Neo moved next to Pyrrha and her silent laughs made Jaune even more embarrassed. The girl was rolling on her back, wiping tears from her eyes as Pyrrha smiled brightly. Jaune shot the red head a glare.

"I will get you back for that."

"Promises, promises!" The myrmidon giggled.

The game would continue as the storm waged on…


This chapter and the next chapter are essentially two halves of the same one. Like I said, I'd love to hear ideas or just what everyone is thinking of the story so far. This will probably be the shortest chapter of the story just because I didn't feel like continuing right now since my son started crying. (Which is why this is being posted at 5 am.) I hope you're all having a wonderful holiday!

Til Next Time Loves~