Five figures dashed through the large thickets and trees in the surrounding forest. They ran, with their bodies streamlined, their hands behind their backs as they moved, hopping from tree to tree, and their mission of the most important urgency. Straying behind was a man with silver hair, his face covered partially by a mask, leaving only one eye open, as he wore a flak jacket over what was the expected uniform of the Jonin shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato. Next to him was a girl with pink hair, wearing a pair of leather shorts and a pink top with thick, heavy gloves, following behind as quickly as possible. Then came a pale-skinned boy, with a chokuto on his back, and an expressionless face worn easily. Then there was the only none Konoha native amongst them, with her blonde hair packed into pigtails and a giant fan on her back. Last but not least, was a female kunoichi who led the pack, with brilliant blond hair, she wore an open orange jacket that did absolutely nothing to hide her large D-cups, and wore a mesh fishnet underneath that, with wrappings covering her breasts. Her blond hair was let into long flowing pigtails on both sides of her head, and coupled with the mid-thigh combat skirt, she made for a truly amazing sight.
"Come on Sensei! We need to hurry up if we want to rescue Gaara!"
"Slow down Naruko, we won't be doing him any good if we're all out of breath before we reach Suna."
The girl, named Naruko, bit her lower lip. "I know but… I can't just let the Akatsuki take him."
Her sensei sighed, but he too understood the severity of their mission, which was easily S-Class for a reason. The Fifth Kazekage had been abducted by the Akatsuki, and they needed to intercept him as rapidly as possible, otherwise, things would not go well.
No one was perhaps as worried as the man's sister, who was also following them in order to rescue her brother.
"Don't worry Temari-chan, I promise I won't let anything happen to Gaara."
Temari, the girl, simply nodded. She had chosen to put her trust in the Fourth Hokage's Daughter, the heroine of Konoha. She had been the one who had taken out Gaara in the first place, three years ago, during the Chunin Exams. Where all had failed, Naruko had proven why she was considered Konoha's Greatest Hero.
She wanted to affirm Naruko that she believed her, but she was unable to do so before the ground in front of them exploded.
"Look out!"
The three kunoichi and two shinobi scattered, watching as a massive explosion hit the ground were they stood not long ago, and Temari was already in motion, swinging her fan into her hands as she anticipated an attack, and likewise, all of them were ready.
"Goddamnit Kaguya! The fucking hell? Are you trying to kill me? What was with that jump?"
"Insanity has beseeched you! How could you expect me to properly time a cross-dimensional teleportation whilst your penis was in my mouth?!"
"It's called multitasking!"
The sight that popped up in front of them once the dust cleared was most definitely not what anyone was expecting. There was a man who stood, shirtless, shoeless and with ragged pants, possessing spiky long blue-hair that extended down to his shoulders and back, with a battered and beaten Konohagakure plate on his forehead. He had three whisker marks on his cheeks and his eyes of two different colors, one of which was easily recognizable as a Sharingan, though a type in which no one had seen before, and the other eye was a metallic purple with rings inside, and of course, nine tomoe.
The other woman was completely naked, not an article of clothing on her at all, and she possessed somewhat pale and creamy skin, two horn-like objects on her forehead, and her eyes seemed to have the Byakugan.
"Oi… Kaguya. These forests… I recognize them. Why are we still in the Land of Fire? And why does it suddenly have forests again? It was a pool of molten lava last I checked."
"I do not know. I was unable to focus, because, as I said, you were plunging your phallic member down my throat at the time."
Then, the blonde man turned. "The fucking hell? Kakashi? Sakura? You're alive? Wait a minute… why is my Oiroke Jutsu here… Oh… oh… don't fucking tell me."
His grin reached massive levels.
"Kaguya, remind me to kiss you after this."
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He was in an alternate timeline. He was in an alternate timeline where he was a girl, and everyone he knew was apparently still alive. He was back in an alternate world of Konoha.
"Who… who are you?"
His female counterpart had asked, and Yami could not help but eye her up and down. God damned, he was hot as fuck as a girl. Or girls were hot as fuck as him. Yeah, it was most likely the second one.
"Why do you look like me? Are you… are you part of the Akatsuki? Did they send you to stop us from getting Gaara?"
Yami blinked. They were going after Gaara? That meant that the Akatsuki had just launched their attack… which meant…
He would get to kill the Akatsuki all over again.
He could already feel his dick hardening from the thought as the gathered shinobi instantly went on the offensive, all of them drawing their weapons and entering their stances.
"It seems we are in some alternate version of the world."
He rolled his eyes. "Thank you Kaguya for that statement. Would you like to make any other obvious declarations before we get started?"
Kakashi had come forth, eyeing them warily. "Who are you? You are wearing a Konoha headband yet, I do not recall ever seeing anyone like you before in Konoha… you have a Sharingan, yet you do not look like an Uchiha and you look far too similar to Minato-sensei for this to be coincidence."
Should he troll them? Oh, yes, he was definitely going to troll them.
"My name is… Menma! I am the illegitimate child of Minato Namikaze and the secret granddaughter of Uchiha Madara."
Oh, this was sheer gold. The shock and disbelief on their faces were enough to almost make him rolling on the floor in laughter. Maybe he would do that later, but for now, he was going to simply enjoy this.
Kaguya was staring at him as though he was insane, which he might have well been.
"That's not possible!" His she-clone had yelled, "My father was an honest man! He would never have cheated on my mother!"
Interesting, so in this alternate world, his female counterpart knew about her heritage early? She also used 'was' meaning that Minato was dead here as well.
"Minato met my mother long before he met Kushina. But he abandoned her, he abandoned her for that red headed temptress. Now, my only goal in life is to make all his loved ones suffer, starting with you dearest sister."
Was he overselling it a little? Perhaps. But he had to admit that it would make one hell of a convincing backstory, considering all the facts and everything else.
"I won't let that happen!"
Yami frowned. There was too much talking here and not enough action. So, who should he get started with? Hmm… ini mini miny mo… that pale-skinned Root scum has got to go.
"Bansho Tenin."
Sai was sent soaring straight into his hands, his eyes suddenly wide from the unexpected gravitational pull, as such, he was unable to respond when Yami formed a Rasengan with that same hand and thrust it directly into his face.
Who would win, grinding ball of chakra versus emotionless pale smuck?
The splash of blood that followed as the now headless body of the Root agent dropped to the floor proved that emotionless pale smucks just could not get a break.
As expected, the pink-haired banshee shrieked at the top of her lungs at the gruesome murder, and looked just about ready to throw up, meanwhile, both Kakashi and his she-clone stood, looking absolutely stunned because they had just seen him perform the Rasengan, which seemed to solidify his 'backstory' that he really was her half-brother.
"So, dearest sister, you were saying that you wouldn't let what happen?"
The attack began.
"Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" she roared at the top of her voice, and Yami just stared emotionlessly at the charging army of clones.
Was this truly how he had fought? Sweet kami, there was almost no tactics to the haphazard way the female clones had rushed at him, and Yami let out a sigh.
He extended his hands, and two Rasenshuriken appeared in them, the screeching bells of the technique easily drawing the attention of everyone on the battlefield, none more so than Kakashi.
"I-Impossible! H-he's completed the Rasengan?!"
Yami blinked, oh yeah, at this point in time he wouldn't have completed the Rasengan technique yet or learned how to add elemental chakra into it. He shrugged as he stared at the spheres which he then tossed one at a time, lazily, as though there was absolutely no effort needed to do so.
The spiraling attacks tore through the clones like a hot knife through butter, none of them being able to so much as react in time to the speeding techniques before they converged together, creating a massive explosion of microscopic wind blades that extended outwards in a sphere the size of two stacked Gamabunta.
Silence.
"S-such power…"
"I-I've never seen such a devastating wind ninjutsu."
Yami almost laughed. If this was their reaction to a plain Rasenshuriken, he wondered what they would think about the other moves in his arsenal. Hell, he had not even activated Sage Mode or any of his Chakra Modes yet, and they were already looking about ready to throw in the towel.
He couldn't have that now could he?
"Kaguya, don't interfere, I want to test something out."
He vanished, or more accurately, he jogged around the battlefield, but to them he might as well have been moving at light speed as he appeared directly behind his she-clone and pinned her do the ground.
Quite literally, he formed the same black rods that Pain had used, and then he pinned her to the ground, crucifixion style, both arms stretched out, and both legs spread out, and then, he sat on her breasts.
Damn they were soft, and easily more voluptuous than what Kaguya had.
Regardless, he grabbed a kunai from her pouch, ignoring her scream of pain from essentially being crucified to the floor, and then he placed channeled concentrated wind chakra into it as he placed it on her throat.
Now, for the ultimate test.
"Sakura, kill Kakashi or my sister dies."
Shocked and complete silence entered the battlefield as the pink-haired girl turned a pale sheet of white once everyone's attention turned to her.
"W-what?"
"You heard me. Kill Kakashi or I kill her. Once I do kill her, the Kyuubi will be released, and it will ravage the land and kill thousands. You can stop that, all you need to do is kill Kakashi first."
"S-Sakura-chan don't listen to – mmph!"
Tch, he didn't need her talking, so he placed his hand over her mouth, activating the Rinnegan's abilities as he began siphoning her chakra into himself, weakening her in the process.
Sakura shuddered like a leaf in place and Kakashi stood completely overwhelmed by the surprising turn of events. Most likely he had given them this same scenario during their Bell Test, but he supposed he never imagined such a scenario would occur.
"The clock is ticking Haruno. I will give you ten seconds to make the choice, or I kill her and then I kill you."
Sakura's entire body did the equivalent of someone with the jitters, seemingly hyperventilating, and Yami grinned as he began the countdown.
"Ten."
Temari charged forward, swinging her giant fan as she sent forth a wind technique at him, he responded in turn by wordlessly creating a Shadow Clone that absorbed the chakra from the technique and pinned the Suna kunoichi to the ground. Though not literally.
"Nine."
Sakura was still shaking, even as her hand wielded a kunai, and she turned to Kakashi, contemplating what she would do, her eyes seemingly begging for an answer.
"Eight."
Kakashi had his mask down, and Yami watched as his left eye turned into that of the Mangekyo Sharingan.
"Seven."
Kakashi attempted to use the Kamui on him, even as Sakura still stood, shivering in place and as tears began streaming from her eyes and snot gathered around her nostrils.
"Six."
He negated the Kamui with his own Sharingan, which had been taken from the Obito of his own world, and he had far more chakra than Kakashi did, meaning that the silver haired Jonin's technique fizzled out into nothingness.
"Five."
Kakashi's face turned into one of utmost despair as he realized that his trump card had failed, and as he literally cried blood.
"Four."
Kaguya just stared at the entire debacle, the naked woman now standing and watching with close attention.
"Three."
Sakura continued to display her own uselessness, shaking and shuddering as she glanced between the she-clone on the floor and her sensei, as though she was actually capable of weighing which of their lives were more important.
"Two."
The she-clone tried to struggle to free herself from his grasp, but he had drained the entirety of her reserves, and physically speaking, he was far superior.
"One."
The sound of a blade tearing through flesh ripped through the air.
Yami stared in disbelief as the shaking Sakura now stood over Kakashi, her kunai having slipped through the under path of his chin, slicing clean through his jugular.
Okay, this was definitely an alternate world, because the Sakura he knew was far too chicken to have actually done that.
The man managed to regard her with the calmest of expressions, there was shock and disbelief in his eyes, but at the same time, he realized that it was most probably his fault.
Yami recalled in his own timeline, Kakashi had never given them the solution to that problem. In all honesty, the wisest course of action was to sacrifice the captive teammate and escape, most possibly because anyone capable of capturing a member of your team and holding him hostage with no possibility of escape, was far above your levels. Say you did kill your teammate, your enemy could be lying, and he would just kill his hostage anyway, leaving you alone, against a vastly superior foe. Then, say he wasn't lying, you'd live with the fact that you sacrificed one team member to save another, and of course, your teammate would never forgive you for that.
Oh but Sakura, Sakura, Sakura. She was every bit as naïve as she was flat-chested.
"I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-sorry K-K-Kakashi-s-sensei…" she choked out, and Yami found himself grinning easily.
Of course, the she-clone under him had her eyes widen in disbelief, and Yami could already feel the sheer build-up of Kyubi's chakra.
Yami grinned. "My work here is done. Come on Kaguya!"
He vanished from his position over the she-clone and appeared behind the goddess, wrapping his arms around her slender naked waist, before he vanished from that location, just as an explosion of chakra rocked the forests.
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"I do not understand… what was the purpose of leaving?"
Yami grinned.
"The she-clone fell into despair and tapped into the unfiltered Kyubi's power. Most likely she won't be able to tell the difference between friend and foe, and she'll kill Sakura and Temari, and fall into even more despair!"
Once she became depressed enough, it would be a breeze to mold her into his own fitting, shaping her into something dangerous, something lethal, and something sexy. Oh, and he'd bring back the two girls she killed of course, he couldn't just let Sakura die so easily. Flat as a board she might be, he needed to test out the tightness of that ass that the light him had recurring wet dreams about. And Temari's appeal laid in those legs, those nice long legs.
Yami rubbed his palms together. Oh, this was sheer perfection. It was like corrupting his 'light' half, but only far more entertaining.
"Let's see… who else have I always wanted? Hmm…"
Shizune-nee had also been one of the people that made gave him erotic dreams whilst he was younger. Oh, and the crazy snake lady Anko. There was also the Mizukage, and Ino too, their breasts to thigh ratio were just A plus.
"We – we are staying here?"
Yami shook his head. "Only for a while. I want to kill the Akatsuki, convert some good girls to the sexy bad, have sex with a couple of 'em, kill some pricks and then we'll kiss goodbye to the Elemental Nations once and for all."
She sighed.
He grinned.
"Now bring those sexy lips of yours, goddamn it you deserve a kiss for bringing me here."
Ah, it was fun being evil.