I never created Wayside School characters.

Mr. Gorf scowled after he fled from the classroom. How could he allow Miss Mush to slam a pepper pie against his face and cause him to sneeze uncontrollably? Sneeze to the point of the voices of the children returning to them?

Mr. Gorf thought he could avenge his mother by stealing students' voices and calling their mothers to tell them how much the parents were hated.

After Mr. Gorf was outside, he viewed a man eating one apple.

The man smiled and introduced himself as Louis.

''I remember eating apples in Mrs. Gorf's class,'' Louis said.

Mr. Gorf fled.

THE END