Crazy Aunt

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. That all belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Hermione half asleep stumbled into the bathroom. Taking a quick glance at the mirror as she spots blonde hair, her blonde hair. 'What the hell did we do last night.' She screeched. Then noticing her blue-grey eyes. 'What the hell is wrong with me? Finite Incantatem. Crap, I better go down to Madam Pomfrey and see if she can fix this.' She mumbles to herself.

'Good morning miss?'

'Granger, Hermione Granger. I woke up like this. I don't know who jinxed me, but can you undo it?'

'Yes, dear let's see…' Madam Pomfrey started mumbling and waving her wand. 'Um please sit for a minute.' As she bustled off to her office. A few minutes later Headmistress McGonagall came into the room.

'Miss Granger, I was told… oh.' She stopped mid stride. As she looked at the now blonde girl. 'I think you need to come with me.'

'Why do I need to come with you? Can't Madam Pomfrey fix this?' as they walked back to her office.

'There are some things that will need explaining. It looks like someone has placed multiple charms on you to hide your identity.' Minerva tried to explain.

'What? I'm Hermione Granger.' Hermione whined. 'Why would someone charm me into someone else?'

'I don't know but I will get to the bottom of this.' There was a knock at her door. 'Yes?' The door opened and Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy and Draco entered.

'Sorry to butt in but we need to take Draco home. His great aunt passed last night and we need to go plan a funeral.'

'So that is the reason.' Minerva spoke to the room.

'Excuse me?' Lucius sniped.

'By any chance did you had twins, Narcissa?' Minerva asked, as Narcissa gasped.

'Yes, I did but she died at birth.'

'Was your aunt at this birth?' Narcissa nodded.

'Well, I think you need to sit down. Your daughter is not dead.'

'What...' she spun to look at her husband. 'What did you do?' she growled.

'Well, Aunty said it would be best that she …. take the girl. So, Draco would be named heir.'

'You told me she was stillborn,' she turned back to Minerva. 'So, my daughter is here?'

'A student came to me this morning with a new appearance, tests were done and she is your daughter. Now we know why she changed last night, the curser died, lifting all of the charms.' The blonde girl turned to face her real family. Getting a gasp from all three Malfoys.

'Wow, my sister is hot.' Draco sputtered.

'Yea, but did you know you snogged the hell out of me last week?' Hermione grinned, as Draco sputtered.

'I kissed you?'

'Yup,' Hermione grinned.

'The only girl I have kissed this year was….' Draco paled. 'Hermione?' as she nodded.

'Hermione Granger?' Lucius snarled. 'I don't believe it.' As Hermione waved her wand and recharmed herself. Narcissa fainted. 'My daughter is not a mudblood.' Lucius snarled.

'Well then you shouldn't have let your aunty dispose of me, maybe you should have done your own dirty work. I don't blame Narcissa because she was told I was dead, but you didn't even look for me?'

'I…' Lucius sputtered.

'You didn't even question why a muggle girl was outsmarting your own son? You just sat back and tortured me for the last eight years.'

'Hermione dear, please give me a chance to be your mother.' Narcissa asked.

'I don't need a mother I have one…. Or had one….' Narcissa interrupted her.

'Had one?'

'Yes, had one, before the war I removed their memories of me so they could live in peace. But before they could leave the country, your lot killed them. So, I am an orphan yet again.' Draco pulled her into a hug.

'I'm sorry Miya I didn't know.' He leaned into her and whispered. 'What father did was horrendous. Maybe you don't need parents, but mother would make a great friend. And you are now a Malfoy so enjoy it.' She nodded and pushed him away. 'Can you change back to my twin?' she nodded and waved her wand, the brown changed to blonde and her eyes went Malfoy grey. 'Your beautiful you know?'

'Oh, so I wasn't beautiful before?' she snarled.

'No, I wouldn't have kissed you if you weren't but now you are gorgeous.' She huffed at him and slapped his arm.

'Prat, so what was my name?'

'It was to be Cassiopia Lucinda Malfoy.' Narcissa said as she stood in front of Hermione. 'I realize you don't need a mother, but at least can we be friends?' Hermione nodded hesitantly.

'That settled, you can come to dinner this weekend.' Lucius.

'I will not step foot in that house again. You stood there and watched me get tortured and you did nothing. You want to see me you will come to my house, or we will meet in town.'

'Yes, dear we will come to your house or at that new café in Diagon Alley.' Narcissa added. There was a knocking at the door.

'Yes come in.' Minerva huff as her office was starting to get crowded. As Harry, Ron and Ginny entered.

'Madam Pomfrey said Hermione was in here?' as he looked around but not seeing her.

'I'm here Harry.' Harry turned to see a blonde in front of him.

'Hermione? What happened.' The story was told.

'You're a Malfoy?' spat Ron, 'I will not have a Malfoy for a girlfriend.' He snarled as Hermione turned and waved her wand and all of her features changed back to normal.

'Ronald Weasley I am still here, I had charms placed on me as a baby. And as to your girlfriend it's kind of hard to have me as a girlfriend when your shagging Lavender.'

'You are cheating on my daughter?' Lucius snarled as he raised his wand to Ron's face.

'Um, I was just seeing Lavender until Hermione came to her senses and see I'm perfect for her.' Ron sputtered.

'I will only tell you once she will never see that you are the best choice. She will never marry a Weasley.' Lucius bellowed.

'Lucius you will not decide who I marry. That is not your decision to make to make.'

'Well, I'm making a decision I will not marry a Malfoy.' Ron yelled. 'Come on Ginny we will not be friends to a Malfoy.' As he grabbed Ginny's hand. 'Coming Harry?

'Ron, it's still Hermione. You are dumping your best friend because some hag put a curse on her?'

'You're staying? But they tortured us… and you want to stay?' Ron whined.

'Ronald Weasley, Hermione was the one tortured. We should be standing beside her, I will not abandon her. You can go but know I will not remain friends if you leave us now.' Harry said as he put his arm around Hermione.

'Fine, you stay with the ferrets then.'

'But Ron, I love him we can't leave.' Ginny cried.

'Ginny you will not date a ferret lover, I will tell mom and she will come here a snatch you home in a heartbeat.' As Ron pulled her out the door.

'Oh, Harry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to lose Ginny.' Hermione was now crying.

'Oi, I never really liked her, I had my eye on someone else.' As he pulled Hermione's face up and wiped her tears away. 'Miya, I've always fancied you, not her. But Ron claimed you first.'

'Claimed me?' Hermione huffed.

'I didn't want to lose both of you. So can we date?'

'Excuse me but, I'm not sure you…' Lucius was cut off.

'You will not dictate who I date or marry for that matter. You lost the privilege when you dumped me in your hag of an aunt's hands. I don't need you or your opinion, or your bank account, I have my heroes compensation fund and my inheritance. Come on Harry, I'm hungry.'

''Darling … will you still meet me for tea?' Narcissa pleaded. Hermione thought about it for a minute. Harry whispered into her ear.

'It wasn't her fault. At least give her a chance.'

'Yes, I will meet with you, but he stays home. I will wait for your owl.' Hermione turned to Harry. 'Can we go back to my room and talk?'

'You will not have a boy in your room.' Draco snarled. Hermione spun around and had her wand in his face before he knew it.

'Do you not remember what I told "your father" you will not dictate who I see or who I have in my room. You keep this up and I will punch you again. So before warned you stick that nose of yours in my business, I will turn you into a ferret again.' Hermione grabbed Harry's hand and pulled him out of the office. She drug Harry across the school to an abandoned class room.

'Miya, it's going to be ok.'

'How, overnight I get Malfoy as a family, I lose Ron and Ginny as friends. The whole school is going to be…'

'They will get over it. Stay as Hermione Granger for now. And if you want to be Cassie then slowly change your hair and eyes over time so everyone can get used to the new you.'

'But Harry you lost your best friend….'

'He must not have been good enough if he can leave on a silly thing of a name change you didn't ask for.'

''And Ginny?'

'She has been shagging Dean, so we would have never gotten together anyways.'

'And me?'

'I have always had a crush on you and had hoped one day I would get the chance. And now I do…' he grinned. 'Can you turn back to my Miya?'

'What don't you like the blonde hair? You would rather have this?' as she waved her wand and her brown locks returned.'

'Um… This is the girl I fell in love with...' Harry said. 'And you kind of remind me of Malfoy.' Harry shivered in disgust.

'Oh Harry.'

'Hey, let's go get breakfast.'

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'Is it true you're a Malfoy?' some fifth year asked as they entered the great hall.

'Um…'

'Might as well get this over with.' Harry whispered into her ear.

'Fine,' as she stepped up onto the bench. 'This morning I found out that a hag cast concealment charms on me as a baby. Sometime last night she died, and all of her charms failed. So this morning I found out that I am a Malfoy. Draco Malfoy's twin.' As she waved her wand to gasps at her new look. Harry stood up on the bench next to Hermione.

'And before you ask, she is still our sweet little swot. And if you can't see that then you don't need to be her friend. And shame on you if you drop her as a friend if you think the name changes who she is.' Harry growled as he looked to Ron and Ginny.

'Thank you for clearing that up but you two need to get down from there.' Minerva spoke, and to the rest of you, this is still Hermione Granger, she just has a new look and a new name. So, get your breakfast eat and then to classes.' She turned and returned to the head table.

'And why are you sitting here?' Ron asked with a snarl.

'So, I can talk to my sister.' Draco said as he sat next to his sister. 'So how can we hex those two dunderheads?'

'Draco, stop we can't change their small minds.' Hermione slapped him.

'So, you really are shunning her because my crazy aunt charmed her eighteen years ago? Miya here had no idea she was a Malfoy until today.' He turned to Hemione. 'I'm glad your shot of that family if he can be that fickle and stupid.'

'How are we stupid?' Ginny asked.

'Well now that our Miya is a Malfoy your Christmas and birthday gifts would have been spectacular.' Getting a confused look from Ron. 'Are you that stupid? A new Firebolt or a new quidditch kit, even tho you will never make a professional team. Ginny here might but you never.' They both slumped in their seat at the news. 'And mother loves to shop she would have loved to have three girls to shop for.' Draco smiled, as he saw the tears well up in Ginny's eyes.

'Get out of here Malfoy you're not wanted here.' Ron snarled.

'Fine we will move down here. Neville, Luna do you accept her?' they both nodded. Then join us?' as all five moved down the table.

'So that is why your aura was always foggy.' Luna said as they moved.

'How did Mr. Malfoy take the news?' Neville asked.

'Well not good, father will be sleeping on the sofa for a while. If mother's anger is any consideration.' Draco grinned. 'She was hexing him left and right as they left the school. And she said she would be sending an owl in a few days.'

'Oh, I didn't …'

'Oh, don't you even think about this being your fault. He listened to his crazy aunt.'

'But Draco the reason she did it was so you can be the legitimate heir.'

'Hey if you're it I don't have to push myself to be at my father's high standards and now that mother is furious with him, he won't be harping on you, for one you already have a high moral standard and you're the Princess of Gryffindor, and the brains behind the Golden trio. Mother will not allow him to question any of your decisions now.' Draco grinned. 'So, I'm off the hook. I just hope you will give me a job at MI.'

'MI?'

'Malfoy Industries. We dabble in a little of everything.'

'Oh, Draco I'm not going to take your place there. I want nothing to do with it.' Hermione blanched at the thought of running MI. 'I just want to get my masters in Potions and open a small apothecary in Diagon Alley.'

'Well, you will get you masters and be able to run MI Apothecaries. Hire Neville here to run the greenhouses, so we will have the best ingredients. And then Luna can make those nice smelling soaps.'

'You know about those?' Hermione gawped.

'Yes, I was lucky enough to snag one a few years ago. She makes them special for mother and I.' as he smiled at Luna.

'But Draco I don't want to run some big conglomerate. I just want a small shop and yes have Neville and Luna selling their stuff.'

'Fine father will give any shop you want. He owns most of Diagon Alley anyways.'

'Draco you don't get it, I want to do this on my own, if I take your father's money I will have to answer to him. I want to answer to no one but myself and maybe Harry here if he is on board with all of this?' as she looked to Harry.

'I will follow you anywhere.' Harry grinned and kissed her cheek. 'And with my money we will be just fine for years to come.'

'You do realize you have access to all of the Malfoy accounts and Mother will have had Father open a account for you by now.'

'But I don't want their money.' Hermione started to tear up. 'I want to live my own life. All we have heard was how you had to do well to please your father, I don't want to spend my life trying to live up to his standards.'

'Miya you don't have to, you are your own person and after what he did, you will have his respect from here on out because you whooped his arse a few times in the past and if he gives you any troubles for your decisions just let mother know because she will hex his sorry arse.' Draco rubbed her back. 'You be Hermione Granger Potter.' Hermione looked up. 'I think you two will be married within five years, And mother will be thrilled to plan it.'

'But, I have…'

'Just let her have her day. She didn't get to play dress up with you. So please let her have her way now. I know she will want to take you two.' Pointing to her and Luna. 'For clothes. She loves to shop, so if you ever need a gift for someone just let her know. I don't care what you do with father but please give her a chance?' Hermione nodded.

'It might be nice to have a mother figure in my life.'

'Thank you that is all I ask.' Draco smiled. 'Well, I need to go home for crazy aunt Agnes's funeral. See you guys on Monday.' As he leaned over and kissed his twin's cheek. 'And if it's any consolation I think you should keep the figure, but you look better as a brunette with brown eyes What do you think Harry?'

'Um… I like the Hermione I fell in love with, but I'm not opposed to a little more to grab onto.' Harry grinning as he grabbed her hips.

'You are rotten.' as she slapped Harry. 'But thank you, I haven't decided what look I want. Some days it might be fun to be a blonde. Harry suggested I change the hair color a little at a time until I get used to it.'

'That sounds like good advice.' Draco smiled. 'Gotta go.' He leaned in to give her a quick kiss on the cheek and left.

~o~