It was an unusually tranquil day in South Park. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were waiting for the bus when Eric approached them.
"Guys," Eric said, "You'll never believe what happened. There's a new guy that moved into town."
The other boys were confused and then immediately on guard.
"Really," Stan asked, "What's his name?"
"He calls himself Benny," Eric said, "A real douchy name if you ask me."
"You're a douche," Kyle scorned, "Cartman."
Kenny agreed, albeit in a muffled way.
"This is just one of your tricks," Stan said, "Your Benny, right?"
"No, guys," Eric pleaded, "This is real; this guy is the biggest dick I ever saw."
"What," Stan quipped, "Is this a measuring contest?"
The other boys laughed at the joke; Eric just sighed.
The bus came, and the Boys went to school. Later that day, they had an assembly. Mr. Mackey came on stage.
"Settle down, everyone," Mackey said, "As you know or will come to know, I will be leaving for a vacation, mkay. I will not leave you without guidance, mkay."
Suddenly, an overweight man with a spine-chilling scowl and an awful toupee entered the gym. He went to the stage besides Mr. Mackey.
"Ah," Mackey said enthusiastically, "Here he is, the temporary Counselor. Benny Krupp, I'll let you speak for yourself, mkay."
The Boys were shocked as Benny came to the microphone.
"Thank you, Mr. Mackey," Benny said and then addressed the crowd, "And thank you, South Park Elementary. I know I can be intimidating, so I apologize in advance for any outbursts."
Benny looks around and asks, "Any questions?"
Eric shouted, "Who the fuck are you?!"
Benny gasped, "Young man, watch your tongue."
"You better watch your ass," Eric growled, "you fucking dick!"
"That's enough," PC Principle pipped up, "Cartman, my office, now."
Eric left the assembly in a huff.
"Cartman," Benny murmured, Must be a trouble maker."