Mario pissing
Our story begins in the mushroom kingdom, specifically a cliff where Mario and a goomba were talking about something
Mario: time to take a piss *heavy waterfall noises*
Then suddenly…
Goomba: what the hell are you doing
Mario: im taking a piss
Goomba: ok but why aren't you jumping at me that's what youre supposed to you
Mario: am I at doing it fucking later
Goomba: no, im a motherfucking enemy youre supposed to jump at me
Mario: okie dokie then let me pull up my pants I can first and then maybe ill jump at you
Goomba: maybe?, MAYBE!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?, NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: let me get my pants now
Goomba: ugh, fine