That's Not Your Dick

by Pinkabounce46

The boys find themselves in a pickle as the temporary Student Counselor is more than meets the eye.

7. Chapter 7

"I like Apples," Butters sang as he put together a card, "Lo lo lo. Yummy Apples, Lo lo lo. Gala Apples, Lo lo lo. I know you'll like apples, too!"

"BUTTERS," The Coon called, "COME OUTSIDE!"

Butters was a bit startled and rushed to the window.

"Oh hey Eric," Butters greeted the Coon warmly, "I can't go outside today! I'm grounded! You look like you're having fun pretending to be a superhero, though!"

Mysterion caught up with the Coon and shouted at Butters, "Don't touch anyone today! They're going to force you to become You-know-who!"

Butters gasped, "Oh sucks, I certainly don't want that. Thanks for the warning, Mysterion!"

Then he closed the window.

The Coon quipped, "That was easy."

Mysterion said, "Yeah, a little too easy. I'm going to make sure nothing happens."

The Coon started walking away and said, "Whatever man, I'm out of here."

Mysterion stood guard across the street from Butters' house for awhile.