NOTE: This fan made extended ending of the Season 2 Helluva Boss episode "Unhappy Campers" had come straight out of my mind and was written instantly after my huge dislike for "Unhappy Campers" as a fan of Helluva Boss. Especially since I really hated how Moxxie was portrayed in that episode since he's one of my favorite characters in that show and felt that said episode had ruined him and his personality at the same time.
Really hope that the next time Moxxie appears in a new Helluva Boss episode, it will successfully manage to redeem him after his role in "Unhappy Campers."
Anyways, onto the reading! Please enjoy. :)
(At the main office of I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) in Hell, we see Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and a sleeping Loona all together at their main table. Blitzø was quite furious at Moxxie for screwing up his first mission at a summer camp to kill a target as requested by a demon for revenge that Moxxie had to lead by himself, much to a heartbroken & guilt stricken Moxxie as he feels extremely depressed for what he had done, with Millie being mad at Blitzø for his cruel comment towards Moxxie like Blitzø does hate Moxxie after all. While Loona, of course, is seen sleeping on the main office table as she has no idea of what happened for the past week with Moxxie & Millie at the camp to find their target to kill and Blitzø's failed attempt to find Barbie Wire, his own sister, and help her with her personal problems. And speaking of Barbie Wire, Blitzø is also filled with anger and depression at the same time as along with Moxxie screwing up his first ever led mission, Blitzø's own sister literally said it to his face that she never wants to see nor speak to Blitzø ever again for the rest of her life like he's dead to her due to whatever had happened between them in the past that caused her to hate Blitzø with a burning passion now. And all of the sudden, Moxxie then has something to say to Blitzø for what happened during Moxxie's first mission that he had to lead to by himself along with Millie by his side.)
"Yes, sir. I deserved that. I did become quite cocky during my mission with Millie. I know it was my first time leading a mission with my wife, but you're right, I did become a cocky jerk as it nearly affected my relationship with Millie," Moxxie had depressingly admitted to Blitzø. " (anger rising) But I had a FUCKING AWFUL time at that camp during my mission with Millie! Nearly everyone there treated me like an outcast because, (to Millie as he spoke calmly for a bit) and I say this with all due respect, Millie, (returning to Blitzø as he gets furious again) everyone kept treating her like she was a beloved queen and me as WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT THAT EVERYONE HATES! NO ONE at that camp, except for Millie, had any respect for me nor was there for me when I was feeling down! Not helping the fact that although I did become quite cocky and that you & Millie both had every right to call me out for taking too long to complete the job even when I know who the target is, I had to face the fact that I'm nothing, but a worthless loser as stated by everyone from that camp! I even nearly lost my relationship with Millie because of what I did with my arrogance! (to Millie again as he manages to calm down in her presence) Once again, Millie, no offense. (returning to anger towards Blitzø) But if you want to fire me, sir, or if Millie doesn't want to speak to nor see me ever again, then go ahead, you two. I don't deserve this job, my marriage with Millie, nor anything else in my life. (calms down for the third time in Millie's presence) For the third time, honey, no offense."
"And yes, I have also done a similar incident like this, such as that one time when we were forced to kill an innocent family who turned out to be a herd of murderous cannibals. But to be fair, at first, none of us knew that the 'innocent' family turned out to be a herd of cannibals in the first place. Not even me. Though still, if I deserved to be fired from my job or lose my marriage with Millie, then go ahead. I am just a worthless, pathetic piece of shit after all, am I? Cause that's what I'll always be for the rest of my life!" Moxxie continued on with rage, hate, and anger all at the same time now as he managed to take a deep breath after his outburst.
(Everyone at I.M.P. (including Loona who had just woken up from her nap), were all shocked at Moxxie's outrage for what happened during his first mission that he led by himself. Loona (who is usually quite a bully to Moxxie as she loves to bully him for some unknown reason) decides to back out of this situation as she went to her office to take a nap there without saying anything.)
"Whoa. Even I'm quite shocked at my husband's outrage of all people, as someone who can be quite angry and murderous most of the time whenever my husband's in danger from someone or something. And that's definitely saying something right there," Millie had said in shock.
" (anger rising) Look, Moxxie. You should've- You did a- Next time, you need to- (sighs as he manages to calm down) Look, I'm sorry if I got mad at you, Moxxie. I know that you didn't do a good job on leading a mission with Millie because you did get cocky, despite being your first time on leading a mission, what you and Millie had to go through during that time, and I still remember that incident with the cannibalistic family as well. But it's just that… Barbie Wire, my own sister, doesn't want my help nor want to see me ever again for the rest of her life anymore, despite being out of rehabilitation," Blitzø said to Moxxie as Blitzø sighs in depression after confessing to him on his anger towards Moxxie just now. "First, my encounters with Fizzarolli, Verosika Mayday, and Striker. Next, Loona says that I'm not her dad and that she doesn't need me in the past, now, & ever when me and Verosika had a battle of the most humans killed for a parking space. Then, my fear of being alone when we encountered those two human agents who wanted to expose us to everyone on Earth. Next, what happened with me and Stolas at Ozzie's. After that, I got extremely drunk to drown my sorrows of my time at Ozzie's with Stolas as I was also at that party with Tex, Loona, and that Queen Bee lady. Then my argument with Loona before all of us, including Stolas, had to find his daughter Octavia in Los Angeles as I then remembered how I first met Loona. Then, Stolas is now at the hospital from his injuries when Striker returned and kidnapped him. And now, my own sister doesn't want me ever in her life ever again. Speaking of Stolas, I wonder how he's doing now ever since he got his injuries from Striker."
"I can understand what you had to go through in the past and now recently with your sister, sir, but do you know what it's like to be a loser that everyone loves to pick on you most of the time? IT SUCKS TO INFINITY! I don't know if you have the same experience as me, but why do I always get that treatment most of the time in my whole life? Why me?! Even you and Loona love to bully me the most as well too! Maybe everyone, including my father, that kid who turned out to be a target for us to kill, and Striker, is right about me after all: I am NOTHING but some worthless, pathetic, spineless jackass who causes nothing but trouble for myself and everyone around me as well," Moxxie says to Blitzø as the former begins to cry with tears start welling up in his eyes before crying in depression after his second outburst towards Blitzø.
"Hey, hey, hey, sweetie. Please calm down. Look, I know about what happened during our time at that camp for your mission and you can be clumsy & absent minded at times. Well, more on the clumsy side than being absent minded. But look, you're anything but pathetic, worthless, nor a spineless jackass. You're my loving husband who loves me until the end like Gomez Addams from The Addams Family. Besides, you did manage to make it up to me for what you did and even how you acted during your first solo-led mission as well too. So of course, I forgive you. Apology accepted, baby," Millie said to Moxxie as she managed to comfort him and give him a kiss on the forehead as she finished talking to him.
"Yeah, Millie's right, Moxxie. Like she said, maybe you can be more clumsy than absent minded at times like what happened between us and that cannibalistic family. But me and Millie don't think that you're pathetic, worthless, nor a spineless jackass. You're still part of this business and even important to the both of us, no matter what. Plus, despite my ups and downs with you at times, I can't fire you nor anyone else at my business since without you guys, I'll be all alone and will even have no one to help me with my business on succeeding. Leading to my business shutting down without anyone to help me."
"And I would also like to apologize to Millie for that cruel insult towards your husband just now. I know he did a bad job on his first mission that he had to lead by himself, but I was just in a deep dark spot now since my own sister said it to my face that I'm dead to her and never wants to see me ever again in her whole life. Oh, Barbie…"
"Well, apology accepted, Blitzø. (whispers to Blitzø in a menacing voice as she continues to comfort Moxxie.) But do it again, and there will be blood to pay later on for you."
"(in fear) Yes, Millie. I understand."
"Yeah. I apologize too, Blitzø and Millie. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Like I said, I just wanted attention and love at that summer camp. Especially during my earlier years with my dad and Chaz. I'm even sorry if I ruined your relationship with your sister, sir."
"Alright, Moxxie. Apology accepted. Hey, if it makes you feel better, considering what you had to go through during these past times including with your interactions with your father and Chaz, maybe I'll do something that will help with your depression: I'll close down the business for a while for as long as you need until you feel quite better again. In fact, I also do need some time off as well after what happened between me & my sister and that Stolas is still probably in the hospital as well. Though anyway, it wasn't your fault that Barbie Wire hates me now. It's probably mine for whatever happened between me and her in the past when we were young."
"Thank you, sir. I could really use the time off after what happened between me, Millie, and you. Just need a long time to relax."
"No problem, Moxxie. But next time, like I said, please do better on leading a mission. Again, I'll give you some credit: it is your first time leading a mission, but just make sure that you don't take too long to complete the job even when you know who the target to kill is the next time it happens. Alright? Still friends?"
"Yes, sir. We're still friends."
"Also, I will be able to give you and Millie your paychecks for your time at my business so far, especially during your first ever-led mission, Moxxie. I'm pretty sure that you and Millie could also use it right now."
"Thanks again, sir."
"Come on, baby. Let's get our things and go home for today."
(As Moxxie and Millie begin to get their things before leaving I.M.P. for their time off, Blitzø then goes from happy to sad as he takes out his phone and goes through the pictures of him and Barbie Wire getting along during their childhoods. As Blitzø is still feeling really depressed and heartbroken about what just happened between him and his sister at that summer camp.)
"Oh, Barbie. What have I ever done to you? I thought we were family, you and I," Blitzø said in depression. "I just wanted to help you. Can't believe that you would say something to me to my own face right now at a time like this. Don't want to be alone without my friends and family by my side one day in my lifetime."
(Blitzø then stops crying as he then takes a good look at the viewers reading this right now as he begins to address something to them.)
"And to address the elephant in the room, I'm not going to spy on Moxxie and Millie for a while right now with what happened with me and Moxxie recently. Especially with what we have both been through lately. I may be a demon like Moxxie and Millie, but us demons in hell all have our limits at times too. We're not always 100% evil as you guys and girls think we would be," Blitzø said to the viewers.
(It then cuts to Moxxie and Millie's apartment during nighttime where we see the two getting ready for bed with their sleepwear on. Millie is then seen getting into bed, while Moxxie is seen sitting on their bed as somehow, he's still not able to get over the fact of what happened between him and Millie during his first ever solo-led mission, which nearly cost his relationship with his wife, and to an extent, Blitzø.)
"Hey, baby. Still thinking about what happened?" Millie curiously asked a depressed Moxxie.
(The depressed Moxxie then nods his head in agreement to Millie.)
"Yeah. I understand, Mox," Millie confessed to him.
"Same here, Millie. I just can't believe that because of how I acted, I nearly lost my wife and my boss. I can't lose you two like how I lost my mom. Without you two in my life, I'm basically just another shitty loser in hell who's just dead meat," Moxxie said in depression to her.
"Babe, look. Regardless of what happened or what our boss had said about you, I think that for your very first time leading a mission by yourself, I think you did a wonderful job. No matter what happened to you nor what you did, you always kept on trying and never gave up on your job and this case. And that's what I really love about a man like you. Never giving up and always succeeding, no matter how much it hurts the person. It's what makes people like us stronger than before," Millie said to him as she put her hands on his shoulders for comfort.
"Thank you so much for that, Millie. I'm also sorry for being jealous of your popularity at that summer camp, like I said earlier today. I only wanted to be loved and adored by everyone after what happened during my past. Though little did I realize, I ended up hurting you and your feelings as like my mom, you are my biggest supporter in my life. The Millie who loves my songs, my jokes, my love towards you, and would even save me from harm & even kill those who try to harm me too. My Millie. You're every woman in the world to me, hon. And I love you for just who you are ever since I met you. That's how important you are to me and my life. Never change, my love. You'll always be so perfect to me," Moxxie replied to her with tears of joy as he gently grabbed her hands down in love.
"Thanks, Mox. And look, I'm sorry about how I acted too. You & I know that I just wanted a moment to shine on my own and thought that you would be able to support me during this time. But little did I know, with you not getting the love & attention you wanted and even without you, I'll never find another husband that's always loving and caring towards me like you. Someone who doesn't abandon me for his own selfish needs, someone who doesn't cheat on me, and especially someone who would always be loyal & loving to me like you," Millie replied to him with tears of happiness welling up in her eyes as she started to grab his hands too. "And I know that we just had our first fight at that camp, but now, we can be able to understand what our problems are and how to solve them the next time we get into an argument like that. All is forgiven, babe. All is forgiven."
(Moxxie and Millie then kissed each other on the lips in happiness with the two then resorting to a hug between each other to express how much they still love each other, no matter what.)
"M & M forever, Millie?" Moxxie asked her with happiness.
"M & M forever, hon. In our hearts, in our minds, and even in our dreams," Millie replied to him in happiness too.
"Good night, Millie. I'll always love you forever and ever. No matter what happens to us one day in our lives."
"You too, Moxxie. Thanks for always being there for me. 'Til Death Do Us Part."
(Moxxie and Millie then prepare to go to sleep with the two holding onto each other like faithful lovers do before sharing one last kiss together on the lips before bedtime. Moxxie then turns off the light from their lamp on a dresser in their bedroom as he continues to snuggle with Millie with the duo sleeping together in their bed for the night. While Moxxie's first ever-led mission with Millie was anything but happy, Moxxie and Millie's faithful love for each other will always be happy and forever at the same time. As in the end, Moxxie managed to get the one thing he always wanted ever since he was a young boy and his past in the mafia with his dad & Chaz at the same time: to be loved and adored, thanks to Millie, his loving and loyal wife. Which is even something that Moxxie really needs right now due to his past with his father & Chaz and what happened at that summer camp recently, ever since he first met Millie and vice-versa some time ago in the past. Since to reference a really iconic English rock band from 1960 that had once said in one of their songs that even has the same title as the lyric from this song the band had all sang together: "All Moxxie needs is a lot of love.")
THE END.
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