Ichinose in Wonderland
Chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a girl named Ichinose who was at an elite school and part of a class known as Class B but she was about to become a different girl a girl named Alice in Alice in Wonderland let's begin
(Alice in Wonderland.)
(How do you get to Wonderland?)
(Over the hill or underland.)
(Or just behind the tree?)
(When clouds go rolling by.)
(They roll away and leave the sky.)
(Where is the land beyond the eye.)
(That people can not see.)
(Where can it be?)
(Where do stars go.)
(Where is the crescent moon?)
(They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon.)
(Alice in Wonderland.)
(Where is the path to Wonderland?)
(Over the hill or here or there.)
(I wonder where.)
One summer day, Inchinose was sitting up in a tree while her sister Satsuki was reading a book about history.
Who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him, and even Stigand… Satsuki said
(Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill La Kill)
Satsuki notices Inchinose's foot and moves it
Inchinose! Satsuki said
Hmm…? Inchinose said
(Honami Ichinose from Classroom of the Elite)
Are you listening? Satsuki said
Oh, I'm listening. Ichinose said
Really? Satsuki said
Yeah. Ichinose said
Then pay attention. Satsuki said
Alright. Ichinose said
And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. Satsuki said
Ichinose places a flower crown on Dinah the cat and he shakes it off as Alice giggles
He he! Ichinose giggled
William's conduct at first was mo… Satsuki said
The flower crown lands on Satsuki's head
He he! Ichinose giggled
Ichinose! Satsuki said
Yeah? Ichinose said
Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson? Satsuki said
I'm sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it? Ichinose said
My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures. Satsuki said
In this world perhaps. But in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures. Ichinose said
Your world? Huh, what nonsense. Now… Satsuki said
Nonsense? Ichinose said
Once more. From the beginning. Satsuki said
Then Ichinose thought of something
That's it, Dinah! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Ichinose said
Meow? Dinah meowed
Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. Ichinose said
Meow? Dinah meowed
And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? Ichinose said
Meow! Dinah meowed
Ichinose then climbs down the tree
In my world, you wouldn't say 'meow'. You'd say 'Yes, miss Ichinose'. Ichinose said
Meow! Dinah meowed
Ichinose then picks up Dinah and walks with him
Oh, but you would! You'd be just like people, Dinah, and all the other animals too. Why, in my world… Ichinose said
(Cats and rabbits.)
(Would reside in fancy little houses.)
(And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers.)
(In a world of my own.)
(All the flowers would have very extra special powers.)
(They would sit and talk to me for hours.)
(When I'm lonely in a world of my own.)
(There'd be new birds.)
(Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds.)
(Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds.)
(Within that world of my own.)
(I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song.)
(That I could understand.)
(I keep wishing it could be that way.)
(Because my world would be a wonderland.)
Just then Dinah saw what appeared to be Gene the white rabbit with a waistcoat walking by and whistling
Meow! Dinah meowed
What is it, Dinah? Ichinose said
Meow! Meow! Meow! Dinah meowed
Ichinose looked and saw the white rabbit walking by
Meow! Dinah said
Oh, Dinah! It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat… Ichinose said
Ichinose was then surprised after she saw Gene the white rabbit walking by
(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)
And a watch? Ichinose said
Gene then looked at his watch and was worried
(Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late I'm late!)
Gene the white rabbit then hops off as he's late for something important
Now this is curious! Ichinose said
Meow? Dinah meowed
What could a rabbit possibly be late for? Ichinose said
Ichinose then calls out Gene the white rabbit
Wait. Ichinose said
Huh? Gene said
Where are you heading off to? Ichinose said
Just a special place. Gene said
What place? Ichinose said
A place that's important. Gene said
How important? Ichinose said
Very important. Gene said
Really? Ichinose said
Yeah. Anyway i gotta go. See ya. Gene said
Wait. Ichinose said
Ichinose then follows Gene the white rabbit
Please, sir! Ichinose said
Gene the white rabbit was hopping around as he was late
(I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!)
It must be awfully important, like a party or something! Mister Rabbit! Wait! Ichinose said
Ichinose continues to follow Gene the white rabbit
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm overdue.)
(I'm really in a stew.)
(No time to say goodbye, hello!)
(I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!)
Gene the white rabbit jumps down a rabbit hole while Ichinose looks inside it
My, what a peculiar place to have a party. Ichinose said
Meow! Dinah meowed
No Dinah. You can't go in. Ichinose said
Meow? Dinah meowed
Ichinose squeezes herself into the rabbit hole
You know, Dinah, we really shouldn't…uhh…uhh…be doing this. Ichinose said
Ichinose then got inside the rabbit hole
After all, we haven't been invited! And curiosity often leads to TROUBLE! Ichinose said
Suddenly, Ichinose tumbles and falls down the rabbit hole
Goodbye, Dinah! Goodbye! Ichinose said
Dinah waves goodbye to Ichinose. As Ichinose falls down the hole, the skirt of her dress becomes a parachute, slowing down her fall
Oh! Well, after this I should think nothing of this falling... Ichinose said
Suddenly the apron of Ichinose's dress pushes at her face and she pushes it off her face
Downstairs! It's so dark in here. Ichinose said
Ichinose notices a lamp floating down and turns it on
There we go. Ichinose said
Then she notices a bunch of objects floating down the hole
Look at all this stuff. Ichinose said
Ichinose sees her reflection in a mirror and doesn't like what she saw
My hair is a mess. Ichinose said
Ichinose sees a hairbrush and brushes her a bit before getting rid of it
That's better. Ichinose said
Ichinose then picked up a book and looked at it
This is interesting. Ichinose said
After Ichinose was done with the book she landed on a rocking chair
Whoa. Ichinose said
Ichinose started to relax on the rocking chair
Ah. So relaxing. Ichinose said
Ichinose then slips off the rocking chair
Goodness! What if I should fall right through the center of the earth? Ichinose said
She then falls through a tight opening
And come out the other side, where people walk upside down? Ichinose said
Ichinose thought for a moment before realizing something
Oh, but that's silly. Nobody… Ichinose said
Ichinose stops falling and is upside down then she spots Gene the white rabbit running
Wait mister rabbit. I need to talk to you. Ichinose said
Sorry. I'm really late right now. Gene said
Oh, haha. Ichinose said
Ichinose gets herself right side up and on the floor
Oh, mister Rabbit! Wait! Ichinose said
I really can't right now. Gene said
Please... Ichinose said
Nope. Sorry. Gene said
Ichinose ran through the room and spotted a door she opened it only to find another door then another one and another one until she squeezed through the last door she then finds herself in an empty hall with a small door
Curiouser and curiouser! Ichinose said
Ichinose approaches the small door and tries to open it but it comes to life
Ohhhhh! Zoidberg said
Oh! Oh, I beg your pardon. Ichinose said
Oh, oh, it's quite all right. Zoidber said
It appears Ichinose is stuck inside a room with a small door how will she get inside it stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
