Our story opens with a view of darkness.
"We are in the vast unknowns of space" an omniscient entity says.
"In less than a week.." They pause. "Every conceivable being, object, particle and atom will be destroyed, Your universe, as you know it is going to be eradicated." Our view is shifted from nothingness to Earth. "And ironically enough.." Earth is now spinning, presumably caused by the entity's doing. They continue, "This will all be kick-started by a singular fast food chain order."
Our view zooms into the earth into a small town in westward Colorado. The view lands on a small condo on a hot sunny day.
"Holy shit i need McDonalds." Says Cornelius.
It is September 11th, 2023. Cornelius closes Tiktok and opens the mcdonalds app, he looks at the menu but decides against ordering on mobile for some fucking reason.
He shoots the empty magic mushroom edibles bag into the trash can across the room imitating playing basketball and gets out of his bed.
Cornelius smells fucking awful due to him not having a basic understanding of showering as he is a discord moderator for an e-girl paradise clone server.
He contemplates whether or not he should at least try to break this incredibly unhealthy habit of not showering and take a god damn hot shower for once... "nahhhh", he thinks.
He pulls out his phone and navigates to Discord, it is important to note that Cornelius has a total of 9123 hours of screentime on this app, fucking degenerate.
