Ichinose in Wonderland
Chapter 41
Medaka was chasing after Ichinose who wanted to cut off her head for humiliating her at the croquet game but before she could do that she met with Stone Cold Steve Austin who was looking at her
Before Medaka could go after Ichinose she stopped and looked at Austin who was looking at her
Hey there. Medaka said
You're Stone Cold Steve Austin, right? Medaka said
I am. Austin said
I see. Medaka said
And you are? Austin said
I am the queen of hearts. Medaka said
Queen? Austin said
Yes. Medaka said
I never met a queen before. Austin said
Well, now you have. Medaka said
I sure have. Austin said
What do you want? Medaka said
What? Austin said
What do you want? Medaka said
What? Austin said
What do you want? Medaka said
What? Austin said
I said... Medaka said
Relax. I'm just messing with you. Austin said
Messing...with me? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
Because it's funny. Austin said
Funny? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Off with your... Medaka said
Wait. Austin said
What is it? Medaka said
Do you wanna ask me a question? Austin said
Yes. I do. Medaka said
Ask away. Austin said
Why were you staring at me? Austin said
Why? Austin said
Yes. Why? Medaka said
I don't know. Austin said
You don't know? Medaka said
I don't know. Austin said
That's not a good answer. Medaka said
Well... Austin said
Well, what? Medaka said
Well maybe because you were chasing after a little girl. Austin said
Is that why? Medaka said
I said maybe. Austin said
I know but is that why? Medaka said
Yes. Austin said
I see. Medaka said
So why? Austin said
Why what? Medaka said
So why were you chasing after her? Austin said
She humiliated me. Medaka said
Humiliated you? Austin said
Yes. Medaka said
Why? Austin said
I was playing croquet with her and she...she... Medaka said
She what? Austin said
She made me trip on the floor. Medaka said
Ouch. That must've hurt. Austin said
It did hurt. It hurt badly. Medaka said
So what are you gonna do about it? Austin said
Is it not obvious? Medaka said
No. Austin said
I want to cut off her head! Medaka said
Her head? Austin said
Yes. Her head. Medaka said
That sounds terrible. Austin said
To many people yes...but for me it's fun. Medaka said
But why the head? Austin said
So she can learn a lesson. Medaka said
But why the head? Austin said
It's fun. Medaka said
What? Austin said
It's fun. Medaka said
What? Austin said
It's fun. Medaka said
What? Austin said
You're messing with me again, aren't you? Medaka said
Bingo. Austin said
Off with your... Medaka said
Relax. Save that energy. Austin said
Save my energy? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
You don't know? Austin said
Uh no. Medaka said
Do you want me to tell you? Austin said
Yes. Please. Medaka said
Save that energy for the little girl Austin said
The little girl? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
What little girl? Medaka said
The one you're chasing after right now. Austin said
Oh right. Of course. Medaka said
Good. Austin said
Before i leave...can i ask you something? Medaka said
What is it? Austin said
Would you like to Join me? Medaka said
Join...you? Austin said
Yes. Medaka said
Why? Austin said
You're a really good fighter. Medaka said
Really? Austin said
And you like to kick ass. Medaka said
I sure do. Austin said
And you like to flip people off and drink beer. Medaka said
That too. Austin said
And most of all...you have the bottom line. Medaka said
Well obviously. Austin said
So what do you say? Do you want to join? Medaka said
Hmm... Austin said
Well? Medaka said
Okay. Austin said
Perfect. Medaka said
But... Austin said
But what? Medaka said
I got three letters. Austin said
Three letters? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
And what would those three letters be? Medaka said
Well... Austin said
Yes? Medaka said
Well, i don't think i should say. Austin said
Come on. Medaka said
No. Austin said
Just tell me. Medaka said
No. Austin said
Please? Medaka said
I shouldn't. Austin said
Please? Medaka said
I really shouldn't. Austin said
Tell me. Medaka said
Alright fine. Austin said
Yes. Medaka said
But... Austin said
What is it? Medaka said
I wanna tell you a little secret. Austin said
A secret? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
What secret? Medaka said
Come closer and i'll tell you. Austin said
Very well. Medaka said
Medaka approached Austin wanting to hear what he had to say
Are you there? Austin said
I am. Medaka said
Good. Austin said
So what do you want to tell me? Medaka said
I just got three letters. Austin said
Three letters? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Why three? Medaka said
I just like the number three. Austin said
You like the number three? Medaka said
That's right. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
It feels like a lucky number. Austin said
A lucky number? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Oh. Medaka said
I even told them to a little girl. Austin said
A little girl? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
What little girl? Medaka said
The little girl you're chasing after. Austin said
You mean... Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
The little girl? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Her? Medaka said
Hell yeah. Austin said
Oh. Medaka said
As i was saying...i just got three letters. Austin said
And what would those letters be? Medaka said
DTA. Austin said
DTA? Medaka said
Yup. Austin said
What does that mean? Medaka said
Let me show you. Austin said
Austin then hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Medaka while on the RV boat and just like Ichinose sends her back into the tea water
What the? Medaka said
DTA. Don't trust anyone. Austin said
Really? Medaka said
That's right. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so! Austin said
Austin then gave Medaka the middle finger and drank beer
Really? Medaka said
Sorry. Austin said
That was terrible! Medaka said
Sorry. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
DTA. Austin said
I will have your head! Medaka said
Whatever. Austin said
What? Medaka said
You better get going. Austin said
Get going? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
That little girl is getting away. Austin said
She is? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Where? Medaka said
Over there. Austin said
Medaka looked to where Austin was pointing and saw Ichinose swimming for her life
Oh. Medaka said
Yup. Austin said
I have to hurry. Medaka said
You sure do. Austin said
I have to get going. Medaka said
You sure do. Austin said
I must have her head! Medaka said
Obviously. Austin said
Farewell. Medaka said
Alright. Austin said
Medaka was about to leave before stopped and looked at Austin
By the way... Medaka said
What is it? Austin said
After i get that little girl's head i'll get yours next. Medaka said
Really? Austin said
Yes. Really. Medaka said
I can't wait. Austin said sarcastically
Me neither. Anyway, farewell...again. Medaka said
See ya...and good luck. Austin said
Medaka then left to find Ichinose and have her head cut off
Well, that was something. Austin said
Austin looked around in the RV wondering what to do
I wonder what to do next. Austin said
Austin kept thinking until he saw a fog machine nearby
That looks interesting. Austin said
It looks like Austin is going to be doing something with the fog machine inside his RV but what could he use it for stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
