Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 41

Medaka was chasing after Ichinose who wanted to cut off her head for humiliating her at the croquet game but before she could do that she met with Stone Cold Steve Austin who was looking at her

Before Medaka could go after Ichinose she stopped and looked at Austin who was looking at her

Hey there. Medaka said

You're Stone Cold Steve Austin, right? Medaka said

I am. Austin said

I see. Medaka said

And you are? Austin said

I am the queen of hearts. Medaka said

Queen? Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

I never met a queen before. Austin said

Well, now you have. Medaka said

I sure have. Austin said

What do you want? Medaka said

What? Austin said

What do you want? Medaka said

What? Austin said

What do you want? Medaka said

What? Austin said

I said... Medaka said

Relax. I'm just messing with you. Austin said

Messing...with me? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

Because it's funny. Austin said

Funny? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Off with your... Medaka said

Wait. Austin said

What is it? Medaka said

Do you wanna ask me a question? Austin said

Yes. I do. Medaka said

Ask away. Austin said

Why were you staring at me? Austin said

Why? Austin said

Yes. Why? Medaka said

I don't know. Austin said

You don't know? Medaka said

I don't know. Austin said

That's not a good answer. Medaka said

Well... Austin said

Well, what? Medaka said

Well maybe because you were chasing after a little girl. Austin said

Is that why? Medaka said

I said maybe. Austin said

I know but is that why? Medaka said

Yes. Austin said

I see. Medaka said

So why? Austin said

Why what? Medaka said

So why were you chasing after her? Austin said

She humiliated me. Medaka said

Humiliated you? Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

Why? Austin said

I was playing croquet with her and she...she... Medaka said

She what? Austin said

She made me trip on the floor. Medaka said

Ouch. That must've hurt. Austin said

It did hurt. It hurt badly. Medaka said

So what are you gonna do about it? Austin said

Is it not obvious? Medaka said

No. Austin said

I want to cut off her head! Medaka said

Her head? Austin said

Yes. Her head. Medaka said

That sounds terrible. Austin said

To many people yes...but for me it's fun. Medaka said

But why the head? Austin said

So she can learn a lesson. Medaka said

But why the head? Austin said

It's fun. Medaka said

What? Austin said

It's fun. Medaka said

What? Austin said

It's fun. Medaka said

What? Austin said

You're messing with me again, aren't you? Medaka said

Bingo. Austin said

Off with your... Medaka said

Relax. Save that energy. Austin said

Save my energy? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

You don't know? Austin said

Uh no. Medaka said

Do you want me to tell you? Austin said

Yes. Please. Medaka said

Save that energy for the little girl Austin said

The little girl? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

What little girl? Medaka said

The one you're chasing after right now. Austin said

Oh right. Of course. Medaka said

Good. Austin said

Before i leave...can i ask you something? Medaka said

What is it? Austin said

Would you like to Join me? Medaka said

Join...you? Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

Why? Austin said

You're a really good fighter. Medaka said

Really? Austin said

And you like to kick ass. Medaka said

I sure do. Austin said

And you like to flip people off and drink beer. Medaka said

That too. Austin said

And most of all...you have the bottom line. Medaka said

Well obviously. Austin said

So what do you say? Do you want to join? Medaka said

Hmm... Austin said

Well? Medaka said

Okay. Austin said

Perfect. Medaka said

But... Austin said

But what? Medaka said

I got three letters. Austin said

Three letters? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

And what would those three letters be? Medaka said

Well... Austin said

Yes? Medaka said

Well, i don't think i should say. Austin said

Come on. Medaka said

No. Austin said

Just tell me. Medaka said

No. Austin said

Please? Medaka said

I shouldn't. Austin said

Please? Medaka said

I really shouldn't. Austin said

Tell me. Medaka said

Alright fine. Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

But... Austin said

What is it? Medaka said

I wanna tell you a little secret. Austin said

A secret? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

What secret? Medaka said

Come closer and i'll tell you. Austin said

Very well. Medaka said

Medaka approached Austin wanting to hear what he had to say

Are you there? Austin said

I am. Medaka said

Good. Austin said

So what do you want to tell me? Medaka said

I just got three letters. Austin said

Three letters? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why three? Medaka said

I just like the number three. Austin said

You like the number three? Medaka said

That's right. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

It feels like a lucky number. Austin said

A lucky number? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Oh. Medaka said

I even told them to a little girl. Austin said

A little girl? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

What little girl? Medaka said

The little girl you're chasing after. Austin said

You mean... Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

The little girl? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Her? Medaka said

Hell yeah. Austin said

Oh. Medaka said

As i was saying...i just got three letters. Austin said

And what would those letters be? Medaka said

DTA. Austin said

DTA? Medaka said

Yup. Austin said

What does that mean? Medaka said

Let me show you. Austin said

Austin then hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Medaka while on the RV boat and just like Ichinose sends her back into the tea water

What the? Medaka said

DTA. Don't trust anyone. Austin said

Really? Medaka said

That's right. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so! Austin said

Austin then gave Medaka the middle finger and drank beer

Really? Medaka said

Sorry. Austin said

That was terrible! Medaka said

Sorry. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

DTA. Austin said

I will have your head! Medaka said

Whatever. Austin said

What? Medaka said

You better get going. Austin said

Get going? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

That little girl is getting away. Austin said

She is? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Where? Medaka said

Over there. Austin said

Medaka looked to where Austin was pointing and saw Ichinose swimming for her life

Oh. Medaka said

Yup. Austin said

I have to hurry. Medaka said

You sure do. Austin said

I have to get going. Medaka said

You sure do. Austin said

I must have her head! Medaka said

Obviously. Austin said

Farewell. Medaka said

Alright. Austin said

Medaka was about to leave before stopped and looked at Austin

By the way... Medaka said

What is it? Austin said

After i get that little girl's head i'll get yours next. Medaka said

Really? Austin said

Yes. Really. Medaka said

I can't wait. Austin said sarcastically

Me neither. Anyway, farewell...again. Medaka said

See ya...and good luck. Austin said

Medaka then left to find Ichinose and have her head cut off

Well, that was something. Austin said

Austin looked around in the RV wondering what to do

I wonder what to do next. Austin said

Austin kept thinking until he saw a fog machine nearby

That looks interesting. Austin said

It looks like Austin is going to be doing something with the fog machine inside his RV but what could he use it for stay tuned

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