Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 42

Medaka was chasing after Ichinose until she met Stone Cold Steve Austin she had a little chat with him and wanted him to join her at her kingdom and on her quest to cut off Ichinose's head but Austin just like Ichinose had three letters to say to Medaka

Medaka approached Austin wanting to hear what he had to say

Are you there? Austin said

I am. Medaka said

Good. Austin said

So what do you want to tell me? Medaka said

I just got three letters. Austin said

Three letters? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why three? Medaka said

I just like the number three. Austin said

You like the number three? Medaka said

That's right. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

It feels like a lucky number. Austin said

A lucky number? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Oh. Medaka said

I even told them to a little girl. Austin said

A little girl? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

What little girl? Medaka said

The little girl you're chasing after. Austin said

You mean... Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

The little girl? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Her? Medaka said

Hell yeah. Austin said

Oh. Medaka said

As i was saying...i just got three letters. Austin said

And what would those letters be? Medaka said

DTA. Austin said

DTA? Medaka said

Yup. Austin said

What does that mean? Medaka said

Let me show you. Austin said

Austin then hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Medaka while on the RV boat and just like Ichinose sends her back into the tea water

What the? Medaka said

DTA. Don't trust anyone. Austin said

Really? Medaka said

That's right. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so! Austin said

Austin then gave Medaka the middle finger and drank beer

Really? Medaka said

Sorry. Austin said

That was terrible! Medaka said

Sorry. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

DTA. Austin said

I will have your head! Medaka said

Whatever. Austin said

What? Medaka said

You better get going. Austin said

Get going? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

That little girl is getting away. Austin said

She is? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Where? Medaka said

Over there. Austin said

Medaka looked to where Austin was pointing and saw Ichinose swimming for her life

Oh. Medaka said

Yup. Austin said

I have to hurry. Medaka said

You sure do. Austin said

I have to get going. Medaka said

You sure do. Austin said

I must have her head! Medaka said

Obviously. Austin said

Farewell. Medaka said

Alright. Austin said

Medaka was about to leave before stopped and looked at Austin

By the way... Medaka said

What is it? Austin said

After i get that little girl's head i'll get yours next. Medaka said

Really? Austin said

Yes. Really. Medaka said

I can't wait. Austin said sarcastically

Me neither. Anyway, farewell...again. Medaka said

See ya...and good luck. Austin said

Medaka then left to find Ichinose and have her head cut off

Well, that was something. Austin said

Austin looked around in the RV wondering what to do

I wonder what to do next. Austin said

Austin kept thinking until he saw a fog machine nearby

That looks interesting. Austin said

Austin then picked up the fog machine and held it in his hands

Time to raise some hell. Austin said

Austin then turned on the fog machine and smoke came out of it

Oh hell yeah. Austin said

Austin was shooting more smoke out of the fog machine

Oh hell yeah. Austin said

A few minutes later

Ichinose was running for her life from all of the people in Wonderland when some smoke was forming around

Is that...smoke? Ichinose said

Ichinose saw some smoke forming around the area around her

Why is there smoke here? Ichinose said

Ichinose looked at the smoke all around her as she was running

And where did come from? Ichinose said

While Ichinose was looking at the smoke a voice called her out

Hey! a voice said

Huh? Ichinose said

While Ichinose was running she turned and saw the people of Wonderland still chasing after her

Uh oh. Ichinose said

There she goes! Medaka said

Yeah! the others said

When will you guys leave me alone? Ichinose said

We'll leave you alone when your head comes off. Medaka said

Seriously? Come on! Ichinose said

Just stop running and it'll all be over. Medaka said

No! Ichinose said

No? Medaka said

No! Ichinose said

You're going to say to me? Medaka said

Yeah. Ichinose said

Me? The queen? Medaka said

Yeah. Ichinose said

Okay. Medaka said

Really? Ichinose said

No! Medaka said

What? Ichinose said

I want your head even more! Medaka said

Seriously? Ichinose said

Yes. Seriously. Medaka said

You're not going to have my head. Ichinose said

We'll see about that! Medaka said

Leave me alone! Ichinose said

Ichinoes kept running while the people of Wonderland were following suit

Don't let her get away! Medaka said

Yeah! the others said

Off with her head! Medaka said

Yeah! the others said

Again. Seriously? Ichinose said

Surrender now. Medaka said

No! Ichinose said

Grr. Medaka growled

I need to get out of here. Ichinose said

Ichinose looked and tried to find something but found nothing

But how? Ichinose said

Ichinose kept running and running until she saw a door at the end

What the? Ichinose said

Ichinose saw Zoidberg who was at the end of the smoke area

The door! Ichinose said

Ichinose then ran slowly and slowly until she grabbed Zoidberg's face trying to open the door

Come on! Come on! Open! Ichinose said

Oohh! Still locked, you know. Zoidberg said

Locked? Ichinose said

That's right. Zoidberg said

But the Queen! Ichinose said

The queen? Zoidberg said

Yes! Ichinose said

What about her? Zoidberg said

She's chasing after me! Ichinose said

Really? Zoidberg said

Yes! Ichinose said

Why? Zoidberg said

Because she wants to kill me! Ichinose said

Oh. Zoidberg said

I have to get out! Ichinose said

(Laughs) Zoidberg said

What's so funny? Ichinose said

You are outside. Zoidberg said

What? Ichinose said

See for yourself! Zoidberg said

Zoidberg opened his mouth while Ichinose looked and saw herself sleeping under the tree

That's me! Ichinose said

Yup. Zoidberg said

I'm asleep! Ichinose said

Yup. Zoidberg said

While Ichinose was in shock after what she saw the people of Wonderland were still chasing after her

Don't let her get away! Medaka said

Yeah! the others said

Off with her head! Medaka said

Yeah! the others said

Hey, Mr. door? Ichinose said

Who me? Zoidberg said

Yes. Ichinose said

What is it? Zoidberg said

How do i wake myself up? Ichinose said

Try calling out. Zoidberg said

Calling out? Ichinose said

Yeah. Zoidberg said

Alright, i'll try. Ichinose said

You better hurry then. Zoidberg said

Ichinose then started to call the other Ichinose out hoping to wake her up

Ichinose, wake up! Please wake up, Ichinose! Ichinose said

The people of Wonderland were still chasing after Ichinose while Ichinose was trying to wake herself up

Ichinose! Please wake up, Ichinose! Ichinose! Ichinose said

Ichinose's voice changes to her sister's as we change to her sleeping under the tree

Ichinose! Ichinose! Satsuki said

Please...let me out. Ichinose said sleepy

Ichinose! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson? Satsuki said

Ichinose opens her and opens her eyes and saw Satsuki standing before her waiting for her

Hey Satsuki. Ichinose said

Don't hey me. Recite. Satsuki said

Recite what? Ichinose said

Recite your lesson. Satsuki said

Oh. Ichinose said

Ichinose then woke and was now reciting the lesson but very differently

Uh...how doth the little crocodile, improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the... Ichinose said

Ichinose? Satsuki said

Yeah? Ichinose said

What are you talking about? Satsuki said

I'm sorry, but the Caterpillar said... Ichinose said

Caterpillar? Satsuki said

Yeah. Ichinose said

Oh, for goodness sake. Satsuki said

What? Ichinose said

You are just... Satsuki said

What? Ichinose said

Nevermind. Come along, it's time for tea. Satsuki said

Okay. Ichinose said

(Alice in Wonderland.)

(How do you get to Wonderland?)

(Over the hill or underland.)

(Or just behind the tree?)

(When clouds go rolling by.)

(They roll away and leave the sky.)

(Where is the land beyond the eye.)

(That people can not see.)

(Where can it be?)

(Where do stars go.)

(Where is the crescent moon?)

(They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon.)

(Alice in Wonderland.)

(Where is the path to Wonderland?)

(Over the hill or here or there.)

(I wonder where.)

After having a crazy dream Ichinose was woken up by Satsuki who told her it was time to get some tea and they went home

THE END