Ichinose in Wonderland
Chapter 42
Medaka was chasing after Ichinose until she met Stone Cold Steve Austin she had a little chat with him and wanted him to join her at her kingdom and on her quest to cut off Ichinose's head but Austin just like Ichinose had three letters to say to Medaka
Medaka approached Austin wanting to hear what he had to say
Are you there? Austin said
I am. Medaka said
Good. Austin said
So what do you want to tell me? Medaka said
I just got three letters. Austin said
Three letters? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Why three? Medaka said
I just like the number three. Austin said
You like the number three? Medaka said
That's right. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
It feels like a lucky number. Austin said
A lucky number? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Oh. Medaka said
I even told them to a little girl. Austin said
A little girl? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
What little girl? Medaka said
The little girl you're chasing after. Austin said
You mean... Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
The little girl? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Her? Medaka said
Hell yeah. Austin said
Oh. Medaka said
As i was saying...i just got three letters. Austin said
And what would those letters be? Medaka said
DTA. Austin said
DTA? Medaka said
Yup. Austin said
What does that mean? Medaka said
Let me show you. Austin said
Austin then hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Medaka while on the RV boat and just like Ichinose sends her back into the tea water
What the? Medaka said
DTA. Don't trust anyone. Austin said
Really? Medaka said
That's right. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so! Austin said
Austin then gave Medaka the middle finger and drank beer
Really? Medaka said
Sorry. Austin said
That was terrible! Medaka said
Sorry. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
DTA. Austin said
I will have your head! Medaka said
Whatever. Austin said
What? Medaka said
You better get going. Austin said
Get going? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Why? Medaka said
That little girl is getting away. Austin said
She is? Medaka said
Yeah. Austin said
Where? Medaka said
Over there. Austin said
Medaka looked to where Austin was pointing and saw Ichinose swimming for her life
Oh. Medaka said
Yup. Austin said
I have to hurry. Medaka said
You sure do. Austin said
I have to get going. Medaka said
You sure do. Austin said
I must have her head! Medaka said
Obviously. Austin said
Farewell. Medaka said
Alright. Austin said
Medaka was about to leave before stopped and looked at Austin
By the way... Medaka said
What is it? Austin said
After i get that little girl's head i'll get yours next. Medaka said
Really? Austin said
Yes. Really. Medaka said
I can't wait. Austin said sarcastically
Me neither. Anyway, farewell...again. Medaka said
See ya...and good luck. Austin said
Medaka then left to find Ichinose and have her head cut off
Well, that was something. Austin said
Austin looked around in the RV wondering what to do
I wonder what to do next. Austin said
Austin kept thinking until he saw a fog machine nearby
That looks interesting. Austin said
Austin then picked up the fog machine and held it in his hands
Time to raise some hell. Austin said
Austin then turned on the fog machine and smoke came out of it
Oh hell yeah. Austin said
Austin was shooting more smoke out of the fog machine
Oh hell yeah. Austin said
A few minutes later
Ichinose was running for her life from all of the people in Wonderland when some smoke was forming around
Is that...smoke? Ichinose said
Ichinose saw some smoke forming around the area around her
Why is there smoke here? Ichinose said
Ichinose looked at the smoke all around her as she was running
And where did come from? Ichinose said
While Ichinose was looking at the smoke a voice called her out
Hey! a voice said
Huh? Ichinose said
While Ichinose was running she turned and saw the people of Wonderland still chasing after her
Uh oh. Ichinose said
There she goes! Medaka said
Yeah! the others said
When will you guys leave me alone? Ichinose said
We'll leave you alone when your head comes off. Medaka said
Seriously? Come on! Ichinose said
Just stop running and it'll all be over. Medaka said
No! Ichinose said
No? Medaka said
No! Ichinose said
You're going to say to me? Medaka said
Yeah. Ichinose said
Me? The queen? Medaka said
Yeah. Ichinose said
Okay. Medaka said
Really? Ichinose said
No! Medaka said
What? Ichinose said
I want your head even more! Medaka said
Seriously? Ichinose said
Yes. Seriously. Medaka said
You're not going to have my head. Ichinose said
We'll see about that! Medaka said
Leave me alone! Ichinose said
Ichinoes kept running while the people of Wonderland were following suit
Don't let her get away! Medaka said
Yeah! the others said
Off with her head! Medaka said
Yeah! the others said
Again. Seriously? Ichinose said
Surrender now. Medaka said
No! Ichinose said
Grr. Medaka growled
I need to get out of here. Ichinose said
Ichinose looked and tried to find something but found nothing
But how? Ichinose said
Ichinose kept running and running until she saw a door at the end
What the? Ichinose said
Ichinose saw Zoidberg who was at the end of the smoke area
The door! Ichinose said
Ichinose then ran slowly and slowly until she grabbed Zoidberg's face trying to open the door
Come on! Come on! Open! Ichinose said
Oohh! Still locked, you know. Zoidberg said
Locked? Ichinose said
That's right. Zoidberg said
But the Queen! Ichinose said
The queen? Zoidberg said
Yes! Ichinose said
What about her? Zoidberg said
She's chasing after me! Ichinose said
Really? Zoidberg said
Yes! Ichinose said
Why? Zoidberg said
Because she wants to kill me! Ichinose said
Oh. Zoidberg said
I have to get out! Ichinose said
(Laughs) Zoidberg said
What's so funny? Ichinose said
You are outside. Zoidberg said
What? Ichinose said
See for yourself! Zoidberg said
Zoidberg opened his mouth while Ichinose looked and saw herself sleeping under the tree
That's me! Ichinose said
Yup. Zoidberg said
I'm asleep! Ichinose said
Yup. Zoidberg said
While Ichinose was in shock after what she saw the people of Wonderland were still chasing after her
Don't let her get away! Medaka said
Yeah! the others said
Off with her head! Medaka said
Yeah! the others said
Hey, Mr. door? Ichinose said
Who me? Zoidberg said
Yes. Ichinose said
What is it? Zoidberg said
How do i wake myself up? Ichinose said
Try calling out. Zoidberg said
Calling out? Ichinose said
Yeah. Zoidberg said
Alright, i'll try. Ichinose said
You better hurry then. Zoidberg said
Ichinose then started to call the other Ichinose out hoping to wake her up
Ichinose, wake up! Please wake up, Ichinose! Ichinose said
The people of Wonderland were still chasing after Ichinose while Ichinose was trying to wake herself up
Ichinose! Please wake up, Ichinose! Ichinose! Ichinose said
Ichinose's voice changes to her sister's as we change to her sleeping under the tree
Ichinose! Ichinose! Satsuki said
Please...let me out. Ichinose said sleepy
Ichinose! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson? Satsuki said
Ichinose opens her and opens her eyes and saw Satsuki standing before her waiting for her
Hey Satsuki. Ichinose said
Don't hey me. Recite. Satsuki said
Recite what? Ichinose said
Recite your lesson. Satsuki said
Oh. Ichinose said
Ichinose then woke and was now reciting the lesson but very differently
Uh...how doth the little crocodile, improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the... Ichinose said
Ichinose? Satsuki said
Yeah? Ichinose said
What are you talking about? Satsuki said
I'm sorry, but the Caterpillar said... Ichinose said
Caterpillar? Satsuki said
Yeah. Ichinose said
Oh, for goodness sake. Satsuki said
What? Ichinose said
You are just... Satsuki said
What? Ichinose said
Nevermind. Come along, it's time for tea. Satsuki said
Okay. Ichinose said
(Alice in Wonderland.)
(How do you get to Wonderland?)
(Over the hill or underland.)
(Or just behind the tree?)
(When clouds go rolling by.)
(They roll away and leave the sky.)
(Where is the land beyond the eye.)
(That people can not see.)
(Where can it be?)
(Where do stars go.)
(Where is the crescent moon?)
(They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon.)
(Alice in Wonderland.)
(Where is the path to Wonderland?)
(Over the hill or here or there.)
(I wonder where.)
After having a crazy dream Ichinose was woken up by Satsuki who told her it was time to get some tea and they went home
THE END
