Schoolgirl Kajun & S Mai vs S Noel, S Tsubaki & S Makoto

Mai: "Is everything okay?"

Miffed Noel: "No it's not; someone's filled in this 'Have You Got A Good Memory?' quiz."

Mak:" That was you last week. Don't you remember?"

Sad Noel: "Was it?"

Miffed Kajun: "Yes, I mean who else here spells Thursday with an F?"


Happy Ragna vs Rachel

Ragna: "I thought the boys could with a nice surprise so we went on a trip to Lapland."

Rachel: "You took them to that Strip Club again, didn't you?"


Hakumen, Drunk Terumi & D Jubei vs D Nine, High Trinity & D Valkenhayn

All: "Ding dong merrily on high. In heaven the bells are ringing"

(miffed Jubei)

"We poke Jubei in the eye. Then everyone goes swinging."


Santazama vs Bikini Noel & B Celica

Hazama: "Twas the night before Christmas and in my Kitchen."

"I was having sex auf der tisch mit mein bitchen."


Happy Tsubaki & H Jin vs H Makoto & H Noel

Jin:: "So there are your presents. I hope you like them."

(exit Mak & Noel)

Tsu: "So what did you get them?"

Jin: "Matching sweaters."

(enter Angry Makoyo & Sad Noel)

Mak: "Jin you bastard!"

Miffed Tsu: "Jin, how exactly were they matching sweaters?"

Mak: "I got one with "I'm with Stupid"!"

Noel: "And I got one "I'm Stupid"!"


Tsubaki

"Did you see a hit and run on 47th Street on Wednesday evening at quarter to 10?"

"We at the NOL would like anyone with any information to call our free and confidential hotline."

Smirking Evil Tsu

"So we can trace the call and silence any witnesses."


Kagura vs Dr Litchi

Kagura: "So what can we tell with these bite marks on the breast?"

Kagura vs Angry Dr Litchi & Dead Eyes Noel

Litchi: "We can tell that you shouldn't be left alone with a body."


Happy Kagura vs Happy Noel

Kagura: "Our eyes met yesterday."

Happy Kagura vs Angry Noel

Kagura: "You were the blonde undressing in your bedroom. I was the Peeping Tom hiding in your garden."


Kokone vs Trinity & Defeated Platinum

Kokonoe: "Would the parents of the child who fell into the Tiger enclosure please report to Lost Property to collect her shoes."


Celica & Ragna vs Jin & Tsubaki

Jin: "So it's looking like I'm your new Protagonist."

Jin: "You may like Ragna more, but you'll hate my wife less."


Happy Nu vs Lambda

Nu: "I heard that the Northern Lights spread from here all then way down tot he Isle Of Wight."

Nu: "There must have been something in the air."

Lambda: "Fireworks."

(BOATS; Nov 6th)


Bang vs Scared Everyone

Bang: "If you look over the right wing you'll see the burning remains of the left wing."

Scared Bang vs Angry Everyone

Bang: "And if you look out over the left wing you'll see me. Bye."