I coughed and saw blue glitter, feeling dizzy, a bit sick. I looked around, seeing a mix of blue and pink power around me. I looked down at myself, my boots had buckles, the staff still in hand, I had some kind of cape on it that had stars and seemingly space on it, I gasped and I was in a tuxedo jacket, with a dark blue bowtie. I looked around frantically till I heard a scream I recognized FAR too well.
Zim squirmed and grabbed onto the dress he was wearing, having the same galaxy cape as dib. Zims dress had black gloves, sharp pink shoulder pads, a black ruff collar, a waist cincher corset that was pink, a light pink skirt with stars on it, and the shirt being black and pink with lace, his antennae were out but seemed to be seen as accessories. He screamed again and coughed up glitter.
"WAAAA! GET THIS FILTH OFF! DIB WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Zim said in a panicked tone, pulling on the puffy skirt of the dress and shooting a look at me.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE INVOLVED!" I yelled and shoved Zim into a tree. "And now you're my partner as this weird.. Magical thingy! Why did your green bug ass have to follow me!" I growled and Zim scoffed.
"Oh SHUT UP DIB-SHIT! You're the one who stalks Zim, so don't even mention my rear!" Zim shoved me back and the staff fell onto the dirt. "Turn me back now!"
I grumbled and grabbed the staff again, glaring at Zim. "Listen space boy, i don't know how to turn back, not yet at least. So you're just gonna have to DEAL with it!" I spat and shook the staff. Maybe there's a spell to get rid of this.. Or something,
"Zim can't go out in this, it'll draw too much attention! ARGHH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT HUH!?" Zim yelled and looked at the staff. "And what's that stupid thing?" He tried reaching for it.
I jerked back and held the staff protectively. "I-I actually don't know yet but- maybe we can figure something out TOGETHER. I dont know if this partnership is permanent. But I think this is our only solution." I huffed and tried making some kind of agreement.
Zim fake gagged and put his hands on his hips. "Work together? Foolish dib, I mean never! We never have and never will!"
"Well what about the time we turned into boloney and had to-" I was rudely interrupted by the irken.
"Nuh uh! I don't remember such a thing.." Zim paused. "Dib, with my genius and your.. Ehh.. stick bird thing i think we can go back to normal if we work as one!" He said proudly.
"Isnt that what I just?-"
"Shush, my requirements are that you let me examine that stick and we do this at your lab since my base is too important.." Zim held onto it and I heard a zap before he jerked back. "Aghh! Did you booby trap it?! I command you to undo the booby!" he yelled and glared
"Don't say that, also i didn't do anything with the staff it just does that." I explained to the angry irken.
Zim hissed and spat slightly "Ffff..INE! We shall be going to your pathetic human home then, no objections or ELSE!"
"Yeah whatever.. Let's just go." I sighed and started finding my way out the forest.
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