DEVIL MAY CRY:
HELLUVAVERSE
Written by
Charlie Carvette McEvoy
Based on
HELLUVA BOSS
By
Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano
Based on
DEVIL MAY CRY
(Video Game Series)
By
CAPCOM
Mission: 11
Stolas & Willie
Location: Pride Ring
Area: Paradise (Sparda's Summer House, before Dante's)
(Sub-text): Six years ago
Dante was walking downstairs.
DANTE:
Loony. My dad is taking us the Greed Ring. We're gonna see Crimson.
Dante saw some smoke surround the living room and found Loona sitting on the couch, smoking a cigarette.
DANTE:
Loony? Are you smoking?
Loona looked at Dante.
LOONA:
Yeah. So what?
Dante walked up to Loona.
DANTE:
Do you know that's very bad for your health and it can really damage your lungs? I heard it cause cancer and a lot of humans died from it.
Loona didn't look surprised. So, she took a big drag on her cigarette and blew smoke in Dante's face. Dante smiled.
DANTE:
On the other hand, it's like I can see you through the mist of love.
Loona finally looked surprised.
LOONA:
You like it?
DANTE:
Well, I'm not a smoker, but I don't mind when you are. It makes you look sexy.
Loona smiled.
LOONA:
Really?
Loona grabbed Dante by his shirt and pulled him close to her.
LOONA (Seductive):
Why don't you kiss my smokey lips and finger me. (Normal Voice): Besides, smoking is immune to demons.
DANTE:
I know. I just don't not wanna start. We'll be leaving in thirty minutes.
Dante and Loona kissed passionately, and they both lied down on the couch, moaning seductively.
(Sub-text): Present day
In the morning, Dante and Loona were in his bed, naked and they were cuddling and kissing after they had sex, and they looked relaxed.
LOONA:
Oh, Dante. You're so hot.
DANTE:
So, are you.
Loona was snarling and biting Dante softly.
DANTE:
Ow. Ow.
LOONA:
Sorry. I just wanna eat you up. Your body. Your cock. It's making me so horny.
DANTE:
Loony. Loony. Vortex invited me and you to Bee's party tonight. You wanna come?
LOONA:
Sure. I've been to her party before, and I didn't like it. But it will be okay when I'm with you.
DANTE:
Great.
Loona looked at her smartphone and it said, 8:30AM on the screen.
LOONA:
I better go home. My dad will check up on me. Like he always does.
Loona got out of the bed and her clothes and her collar on.
DANTE:
You know, I remember the day I caught you, smoking.
Loona chuckled.
LOONA:
Yeah, and you liked it when I blew smoke at you. And I never want anyone to do that to you, except me. Now where did I leave my amulet?
Loona realized where she left Vergil's amulet.
LOONA:
Oh, yeah. I took it off and left it in the living room.
Loona left the bedroom, while Dante got out of bed. Loona walked downstairs and saw Daniel waiting.
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
It's nice to see you again, Mrs Loona.
LOONA:
Morning, Daniel. I'm looking for my amulet. Which was Vergil's.
Daniel opened his hand and showed the amulet to Loona.
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
I have it with me after you went upstairs last night.
Loona took the amulet from Daniel's hand and wore it around her neck.
LOONA:
Thanks. Could you tell Dante that I'll be waiting for him at Beelzebub's place tonight?
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
Certainly, Mrs Loona. I'll give him the message.
Loona smiled.
LOONA:
I know you will.
Loona held Vergil's amulet.
LOONA:
My bedroom.
The portal opened in front of Loona, and she went through it.
Area: Loona's Bedroom
In Loona's bedroom, the portal closed behind her, and she heard Blitzo knocking at her door.
BLITZO:
Loony? Are you up yet?
Loona quickly made her hair a mess, then she opened the door and pretended to be in a bad mood.
LOONA:
What is it, Dad?
BLITZO:
I just wanna tell you, we need to work early to save my business. Is that lipstick you're wearing?
Loona groaned.
LOONA (Groaning):
Argh! I just got up, okay? Now fuck off and leave me alone!
Loona slammed the door in front of Blitzo who looked confused.
BLITZO:
Okay?
In the bedroom, Loona placed her hands on her chest and sighed happily.
Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)
Daniel saw Dante walking downstairs to the living room with his clothes on.
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
Ah. Good morning, Master Dante.
DANTE:
Morning, Daniel. Where Loona?
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
She went home, sir. But she told me to tell you that she'll be waiting for you at Beelzebub place tonight.
DANTE:
Thanks, Daniel.
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
Your pizza I order for you yesterday is in the kitchen, sir. I warmed it up for you.
DANTE:
Thank you.
Dante went to sit at the kitchen table and ate his pizza, then his saw Stolas in his robe walking downstairs and went to the kitchen to pour some coffee in his mug.
DANTE:
Morning, uncle. Did you sleep well?
STOLAS:
It wasn't that bad like before. I dream about Blitzy again.
Stolas sat next to his nephew.
STOLAS:
Dante, I'm to talk to you about me and Willie.
DANTE:
Really? Are you sure?
STOLAS:
Yes.
Dante stopped eating his pizza.
DANTE:
Okay. I'm listening.
Stolas took out his pack of cigarettes out of his robe pocket and took one out from the pack.
STOLAS (Nervously):
I don't where to start. It's just... I... Is it okay if I smoke?
Dante nodded his head.
STOLAS:
Thank you.
Stolas lit his cigarette, took a drag and exhaled the smoke out of his mouth.
STOLAS:
You see, when Blitzy broke up with me, your father insisted I go back with your aunt. And I have no choice. He promised me and Via that we will live with him, and you when the time is right. I got back with your aunt, and she still made me feel like shit. More than usual.
DANTE:
So, what did you do?
STOLAS:
I couldn't go anywhere in Hell. So, I decided to go to one place I know in the Living World. Los Angeles.
(Backstory Sequence)
Location: The Living World (Earth)
Area: Los Angeles
(Sub-text): Four Months Ago
Stolas who's in his human disguise came out from the portal and disappeared behind. He went in the cafe and sat at the table.
STOLAS (To himself):
Stella never comes to the Living World. I needed to get away from her. Fucking bitch.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Who are you talking to?
Stolas looked blushed when he saw William Mayberry holding two cups of coffees in front of him.
STOLAS (Nervously):
Ahhh. No one. Only to myself.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Do you mind if I sit with you?
STOLAS:
No, off course not.
William sat with Stolas.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I bought two coffees. Would you like one?
STOLAS:
Thank you.
William hand one cup of coffee to Stolas and they both took a sip.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I'm Dr William Mayberry.
STOLAS:
May I call you Willie?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Why not?
STOLAS:
I'm Stolas. Stolas Goetia.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Nice to meet you, Stolas.
William noticed that Stolas looked sad.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Are you okay?
STOLAS:
It's my wife. We got divorce two years ago, and we got back together recently, and she still... well...
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Doesn't give a shit about you and she wants you dead?
STOLAS:
Yes! That's what I was going to say.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I know what you're going through. My wife only cares about her work.
STOLAS:
Was your marriage arranged?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Yes. We have nothing in common and we fight all the time. Two years ago, my daughter Ashley ran away, then me and Annette were looking for her. When I was at the streets at night, I saw a tall person with an owl face and four red glowing eyes. And he's with his daughter, three imps and a hellhound.
Stolas looked surprised.
STOLAS (Thoughts):
Did he see me in my true form?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I know you think I'm crazy, but...
STOLAS:
No! I believe you. Your secret is safe with me.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Well, I haven't told you my other secret.
STOLAS:
What's that?
William sighed sadly.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
The truth is, I was born... gay.
Stolas looked surprised.
STOLAS:
What? Does your wife know?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
No. Neither did my parents. They were against it. My sister accepted me for who I was. But she killed herself in front of Ashley after she caught my brother-in-law cheating on her.
STOLAS:
Yes. I heard about that.
William felt frustrated.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY (Frustrating):
All those years, I've been pretending to someone I'm not and I'm sick of it! But being a father to Ashley isn't one of them. She knows my secret, but she's been traumatized since her aunt died and she's been playing video games to ease it. I don't know what else to do!
Stolas calmed William down.
STOLAS:
Willie. It's okay. How long does Annette have to work every day?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Until midnight. She hardly stays in the house.
STOLAS:
Well, if your daughter knows your secret and your wife doesn't give a shit about you, you can be who you're met to be.
William looked happy as he started to cry.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY (Crying):
Really? I'm allowed to be gay?
Stolas placed his hand on William's hand.
STOLAS:
Yes. Let it out, honey. You know you want to.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I don't know if I can. It's been so long I...
STOLAS:
When I found out I was born gay, I wasn't scared. Tell me, what turns you on?
William was thinking.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Well, I like being... kinky.
Stolas smiled at William.
STOLAS:
Where do you live?
Area: William Mayberry's House
Stolas and William started kissing and hugging each other, until Stolas threw him to the bed. William was moaning with pleasure.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
You are so forward, Stolas! Oh! What are we doing?
Stolas was sitting on top of William.
STOLAS (Seductive):
What do you want me to do?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Oh, so you're a kinky little devil, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk to you dirty? I want you to fuck me with your fucking dick, stroke it fast and fucking squirt all over me, you motherfuckin' bitch!
Stolas was sweating with excited, and he covered William's mouth with his hands.
STOLAS:
Don't stop.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY (Flirtatiously):
Yes, if that's what Stolas wants.
Stolas ripped William's shirt off and started licking his chest.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Stolas. Oh, my! Yeees! I never had anyone who want me this way. You have no idea how long I've craved this kind of passion. You're my first ever friend!
Stolas looked surprised, then he and William started having crazy sex.
(Present Day Sequence):
Location: Pride Ring
Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)
Back in the kitchen, Dante looked shocked.
DANTE:
You could've just said you had sex, instead of giving me the details.
Stolas stubbed his cigarette out in the ashtray.
STOLAS:
Sorry. I just got excited. Willie reminds me of me when Blitzy and I had sex.
DANTE:
So, William saw you two years ago when Via went to the Living World.
STOLAS:
Yes. But he doesn't know I was in my human disguise. Yet.
(Backstory Sequence)
Location: The Living World (Earth)
Area: William Mayberry's House.
That night in the bed, Stolas woke up and smiled when he saw William sleeping next to him. But when Stolas looked at his reflection on the mirror, he realized that he's back in his normal form.
STOLAS:
Oh, no.
Stolas quickly got out of bed and put his clothes on. William woke up and he look surprised when he saw Stolas in his normal form.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Oh, my God! It's that owl again!
Stolas turned to William.
STOLAS:
You have seen me before.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Stolas? What are you?
STOLAS:
I'm a Goetic Prince of Hell.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
You're from Hell? I knew it! What's it like?
STOLAS (Nervously):
Well...
Stolas and William heard a little girl's voice.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Daddy, I'm back from camp!
Stolas looked scared while he quickly opened the portal to his palace. William stopped him from leaving.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Wait. Please stay.
STOLAS:
I'm sorry. I can't be here.
Stolas went through the portal, leaving William sad.
(Present Day Sequence)
Location: Pride Ring
Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)
Back in the kitchen.
DANTE:
Oh, my God! You fall in love with him, didn't you?
Stolas sighed.
STOLAS:
I did. But I didn't leave Willie because of Ashley. It's because I was afraid your aunt will find out, but she didn't.
DANTE:
But you went back to see him, right?
STOLAS:
Of course, I did! I couldn't help myself.
(Backstory Sequence)
Location: The Living World (Earth)
Area: William Mayberry's House
Stolas who's in his human disguise saw Annette in her car and drove off. Stolas walked to the front door and rang the bell. Stolas started to panic when his human disguise was wearing off.
STOLAS:
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Stolas changed back to his normal form, while William opened the door and looked happy to see Stolas.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
You came back! I knew you would.
STOLAS:
I was waiting for your wife to leave, and my human disguise has worn off.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Well, get inside before someone sees you.
Stolas entered the house while William closed the door.
STOLAS:
Sorry about last night, Willie. I only left because I don't want Stella to find out.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
At least you didn't get caught. Come on, let me introduce you to my daughter. She's in the garden.
Stolas and William went outside. Stolas looked happy when he saw the garden filled with flowers, ponds and one treehouse.
STOLAS:
Willie, is your wife a gardener?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
No. I am.
STOLAS:
You are? So, am I.
William looked surprised.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
No way! So, do you have to feed your plants with water in Hell?
STOLAS:
No, I feed mine with meat.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I see.
STOLAS:
So, where's Ashley?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
She's right here. Follow me.
A ten-year-old girl named Ashley Mayberry was playing Mega Man Legacy Collection on her Nintendo Switch. William and Stolas went to see her.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Honey?
Ashley paused her game.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Yes, Dad?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Try not to be scared, but I would like you to meet Stolas. My best friend.
STOLAS:
Hello, little Ashley.
Ashley shook Stolas' hand.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Ashley turned to her dad.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
And I'm scared, Dad, because I've seen an owl demon and a hellhound back at the observatory.
Stolas looked surprised.
STOLAS:
Wait? You saw my daughter?
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Yeah. And I know you're her dad because you have her cute face.
Stolas' cheeks turned red while blushing.
STOLAS:
Oh, thank you!
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Before my mum found me at the observatory, I realized that your daughter and the hellhound were nice to each other. And that made me feel okay because I know my aunt is okay in Hell.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Wait. You mean you stopped being traumatized two years ago? Why didn't you tell me?
Ashley looked sad.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Because I'm afraid you wouldn't believe me like mum.
William hugged Ashley.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Oh, sweetheart. Of course, I would believe you. And I'm so glad that you're cured my little Patty.
Stolas smiled.
STOLAS:
You're an amazing father.
Ashley let go of her and walked up to Stolas.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Stolas, what's my aunt doing in Hell?
STOLAS:
Well, your aunt who is a sinner demon is working as a receptionist at Devil May Cry.
ASHLEY MAYBARRY:
The video game.
STOLAS:
No. It's a killing spree named after the video game. My brother and nephew were hunting down corrupted demons. C.D's for short. And their slogan is, we kill for the thrill.
Ashley got excited.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY (Excitedly):
That sounds cool! I played all the Capcom games like Devil May Cry! My favourite is Mega Man!
William calmed his daughter.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
All right. Calm down, Ashley. Why don't you go back to play your games, while I go inside with Stolas.
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Okay.
Ashley went back to play her Nintendo Switch, while William and Stolas went back to the house. In the living room, Stolas and William were having a conversation while having tea.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I have a strong urge to talk about what I do for a living. I'm a scientist who works with the organization called D.H.O.R.K.S.
Stolas gasped.
STOLAS:
D.H.O.R.K.S.?! But these humans are bad news!
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I know, but I'm nothing like them. All I did was study the demons, but I never want to experiment them.
STOLAS:
That's good to hear.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
But what I'm really doing is building a portal that will take me to Hell.
STOLAS:
You have? Is it in your lab or something?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
No. It's at my house, in the basement. I've already built it. But if this gets out, Stolas, it will kill me. The agents will kill me, my bosses will kill me. They can never know about this.
STOLAS:
Then why are you telling me?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Because I trust you.
Stolas smiled.
STOLAS:
Thank you.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
You wanna see it?
STOLAS:
Yes.
Stolas and William left the living room and went downstairs to the basement. William turned the lights on, and the entire basement looks scientific. Stolas looked amazed.
STOLAS:
Oh, my!
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Welcome to my lab. This is a place where I get to be away from D.H.O.R.K.S.
Stolas saw the portal attached with the computer.
STOLAS:
So, is that the portal?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Yes. And this computer is what operates it. It works, but the demons I saw were deadly and they were killing their own kind.
STOLAS:
Did that place have a castle and a giant spider?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Yes. But I closed the portal when it saw me.
Stolas was thinking.
STOLAS:
Willie, that was not Hell. It's the Demon World, below Hell.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
You mean like, double Hell?
STOLAS:
Yes. But the demons you saw are corrupted. More corrupted than the one from my realm.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Oh. I see. I guess I made a mistake.
STOLAS:
That's okay. We all make mistake. You just need to find the right password or... um... What's that word for... area codes?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Coordinates?
STOLAS:
That's the one!
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Actually, it's a three-number code. I've tried to put any three different numbers, and all I get is the Demon World.
STOLAS:
Did you try to put the same three numbers?
WILLIAM MARBERRY:
No, I haven't.
STOLAS:
Well, think. What are the same three numbers of the devil.
William was thinking and he realized what the same three numbers are.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
666?
Stolas looked happy while he clapped his hands.
STOLAS:
Bravo! Its 666!
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Of course. I forgot about those numbers. 666 it's not just the sign of the devil, it's also the coordinates to Hell. I'm gonna try it.
William went to his computer, typed 666 on the password menu, then the portal opened and showed Imp city. William and Stolas looked surprised.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Holy mother of God!
STOLAS:
That' what I was going to say.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
So, this really Hell.
STOLAS:
Yes. This is the Pride Ring, and that's Imp city. But I can't take you there right now.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Let me guess, your wife will be mad as always?
STOLAS:
Like you wouldn't believe.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
All right. Let's see what other places we can go.
William used his computer and the portal showed Asmodeus's Tower.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
That's looks beautiful.
STOLAS:
This is the Lust Ring, and that building is Asmodeus's Tower. I can take you to see him right now, if you like?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Really?
STOLAS:
He is the Sin of Lust. He'll be thrilled to see you. I hope.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
All right. I'll let my daughter know. (Shouting): Ashley! I've opened the portal and I'm going visit Hell with Stolas! Stay in the house and I'll be back soon, okay?
ASHLEY MAYBERRY:
Okay, Dad!
William turned to Stolas.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
She believes me.
STOLAS:
I'm glad she does. Shall we?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Yes.
Stolas and William went through the portal.
(Present Day Sequence)
Location: Pride Ring
Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)
Back in the kitchen.
DANTE:
So, Ashley's no longer traumatized because she saw Loona and Via at the observatory, and William built a portal to Hell? Why does he want to see what is like?
STOLAS:
I'm getting to that, Dante. Willie and I went through the portal, and we were going to see Asmodeus.
(Backstory Sequence)
Location: Lust Ring
Area: Asmodeus's Tower
In the office, Asmodeus was at his desk doing his paperwork, until his assistant entered the room.
ASSISTANT:
Asmodeus. Prince Stolas is here to see you.
ASMODEUS:
Really? Send him in.
ASSISTANT:
Yes, sir.
After Asmodeus' assistant left the office, Stolas went inside.
STOLAS:
Asmodeus.
Asmodeus looked happy to see Stolas as he got up from his desk.
ASMODEUS:
Stolas! So nice to see you again. (Sadly): And I heard Blitzo broke up with you, again.
Stolas looked sad.
STOLAS:
I know. But there's someone I would like you to meet.
ASMODEUS:
Really? Who is he?
William came into the office and Asmodeus didn't look so happy.
ASMODEUS:
A human?
William walked up to Asmodeus.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Hello. I'm Dr Mayberry. And you must be the King of Lust.
Asmodeus weakly smiled at William.
ASMODEUS:
Yes, I am. I'm Asmodeus. I'm also the owner of my club, Ozzie's.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
So, you named it after you, huh?
William saw a big portrait of Asmodeus and Fizzarolli.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Wow! Is that you and your boyfriend?
ASMODEUS:
Why, yes. That's Fizzarolli. I always called him, Froggie.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I guess he's like to jump on you. And your tail looks huge between your legs.
ASMODEUS:
That's my cock.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Oh. Wow! It is huge!
ASMODEUS:
So, you and Stolas are together now?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Yeah. We met yesterday and I knew he was a demon when I saw him two years ago. (Seductive): And I love his feathery body.
Stolas was blushing.
STOLAS:
Oh, Willie!
Asmodeus whispered to Stolas.
ASMODEUS (Whispering):
Stolas. Can I talk to you, alone.
STOLAS (Nervously):
Uh... Okay.
Asmodeus turned to William.
ASMODEUS:
Willie, could you wait in the lobby, while I talk to Stolas?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
All right. I understand. I'll wait for you, Stolas.
After William left the office, Stolas looked worried.
STOLAS:
Is there something wrong?
ASMODEUS:
How can I put this?
Asmodeus looked angry at Stolas.
ASMODEUS (Angrily):
Why the fuck did you bring a human into my realm?!
STOLAS:
Look, I know you're mad, but...
ASMODEUS:
Mad? I'm fuckin' furious! He's a scientist from the D.H.O.R.K.S. organization. And they kidnapped our kind and use them for experiments!
STOLAS:
You don't think I know that? Willie isn't like these humans. And I helped him for being himself.
Asmodeus looked surprised.
ASMODEUS:
You slept with him, didn't you?
Stolas didn't look happy while he crossed his arms.
STOLAS:
So, what if I did? Willie is the human I've ever met.
Asmodeus chuckled.
ASMODEUS:
Ha, ha, ha! I see what he's doing. He loves you for your body. He's going to experiment you by cutting every part of your body including your cock.
STOLAS:
I don't have to listen to all that shit!
Stolas stormed away from Asmodeus.
ASMODEUS:
Stolas! You gotta listen to me!
STOLAS:
I don't have to do anything! I love Willie! I sleep with him whenever I damn well please. Goodbye.
Stolas left the office and saw William sitting on the couch.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
What happened?
STOLAS:
I'm sorry, honey. Asmodeus doesn't really like you because you're work for D.H.O.R.K.S.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Stolas sat next to William.
STOLAS:
So, why do you want to see what Hell's like? Is it because you were born gay?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
It's not that, Stolas. It's just I done something that is very sinful, and I can never redeem myself at all.
STOLAS:
What's that?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I sell drugs. At the church.
Stolas looked shocked.
STOLAS:
What? Why?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
For money. But when I was caught by the priest. I was banished from the church forever. Not just in Los Angeles, but all over the world. But when the agents of D.H.O.R.K.S. found me, they said they bring me back to the church if I work for them.
STOLAS:
And you did?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I had no choice. I've been working as a scientist before I met Annette and have Ashley. My sister knew about it before she died. This is my fate, and I need to accept that.
STOLAS:
Wow, Willie. I have no idea.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I wanted my daughter to have a better life, and when I live in Hell for all eternally, I hope I get to see the stars.
Stolas smiled and held William's hands.
STOLAS:
You will. I can take you to a place I know.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Really? What's that?
Stolas opened the portal, then he and William went through it.
Area: The Galaxy
William looked so happy when he and Stolas were watching some shooting stars.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
This is beautiful.
STOLAS:
I took my daughter there when she was a little owlette.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I've never seen that meteor shower before.
STOLAS:
That one is Azathoth's Tears.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Stolas. Seeing this place makes me realized I don't have to worry about myself anymore. Thank you.
Stolas smiled.
STOLAS:
You, know. I can take to other realms if you like?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I love that, but not as more with you.
STOLAS:
I am sooo into you, Willie.
Stolas unbuttoned his shirt and opened it to showed William his feathery chest.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY (Seductive):
I love the way you turn me on, and now I'm gonna turn you on.
When William massages Stolas' feathery chest, Stolas shuddered with obvious pleasure and his feathers fluffed out.
STOLAS:
Ohhhh, don't stop!
Stolas and William partake in a French kiss.
(Present Day Sequence)
Location: Pride Ring
Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)
Back in the kitchen.
DANTE:
All right, all right. You had sex with him again.
STOLAS:
Calm down, Dante. We just kissed and went to Ozzie's for a night out.
DANTE:
Oh, you did?
STOLAS:
Yes. I was singing one of Sam Smith's song, and Willie said I have a voice of an angel. And every day, we went to the Wrath Ring, the Gluttony Ring and the Sloth Ring. Then I spend more time with Willie and Ashley in the Living World, when his wife's is at work.
Stolas took out his smartphone out of his robe pocket.
STOLAS:
I manage to take so many pictures of me and Willie. Look.
Stolas gave his phone to Dante who was looking at the pictures on it. The first picture has Stolas and William at Ozzie's. The second picture has them with Beelzebub in hr mansion, and the third one has them with Ashley in William's house. Dante was flicking the pictures one by one.
DANTE:
Wow, Uncle, you really had a good time with William.
STOLAS:
Yeah, I did. But I still had Blitzy in my mind. That's when I finally told Willie about him.
(Backstory Sequence):
Location: The Living World (Earth)
Area: William's House
In the living room, Stolas and William were sharing some red wine together.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Stolas, for the last few months I spend with you, it's like Heaven.
STOLAS:
At least you don't have to worry about Hell anymore. And when your time comes, you can stay in my palace.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Thanks, Stolas. That will be my afterlife plan.
William finished drinking his glass of red wine, and slowly leaned closer to Stolas.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Now, my daughter is in bed and my wife is not here, I was wondering we can get horny together.
STOLAS (Seductive):
I can't wait to feel your tongue again.
When Stolas was about to kiss William, he had a vision of Blitzo.
BLITZO:
You will never fuck me again, Sparda's brother!
Stolas looked shocked.
STOLAS:
Blitzy!
Stolas stood back and William was wandering what's wrong with Stolas.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Stolas! Are you alright? Who's Blitzy?
STOLAS (Nervously):
Blitzy? Who's Blitzy? I don't know an imp named Blitzy?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Come on. When you kept looking at the full moon, I know you're hiding something. Now, who's Blitzy?
Stolas looked scared, then he looked sad while sighing deeply.
STOLAS:
I might as well tell you. Blitzo... was my first boyfriend.
William looked surprised.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
What?
STOLAS:
Please hear me out. He's an imp who worked at the circus as a clown. We became friends when we were kids, and years ago, we became lovers. I let him borrow my grimoire to gain access to your world, then I gave him the Asmodean crystal because I thought he doesn't want to me anymore. But we got back together, until it was over between us.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Why did Blitzo broke up with you the second time?
STOLAS:
Because he found out about my brother, Sparda. He hates him.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Sparda. From Devil May Cry?
STOLAS:
Yes. Sparda is a legendary dark knight. He became my brother and part of the Goetia family after he saved me from Mundus, the King of the Demon World, and restored Hell and the Living World. Before the video game was made.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
So, Blitzo only broke up with you for good because he hates your brother?
Stolas panicked.
STOLAS:
I tried to move on! But it's impossible! My feelings for him are very strong!
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
That means you and Blitzo were meant to be together. He just needs to respect him and his family.
STOLAS:
That's what Sparda told me!
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Well, he's right.
STOLAS:
Oh. Sparda also played as Batman in the new Batman & Robin series with my nephew and their human butler. Sparda's human name was Spartan Kennedy.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Ashley loves that program. And I find that series better than the other Batman movies I saw.
STOLAS:
That's because Tim Burton made it based on his two Batman movies.
Stolas' smartphone was ringing. Pick it up from the table and answered it.
STOLAS:
Hello?
STELLA (Phone):
Stolas, I know you've been going to the Living World, and I don't wanna know what you're fucking doing! Come back home right now, or I will hire Striker again to kill you. That's my final warning!
Stolas sighed sadly.
STOLAS:
Yes, Stella.
Stolas hung up his phone and turned to William.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
It's your wife, isn't it?
STOLAS:
Yes. I guess my fun is over.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Did she say, she'll hire someone again to kill you?
STOLAS:
If I don't do what she said, yes.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I'm sorry.
STOLAS:
That's okay. I'm used to it.
William held on to Stolas' hands.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Stolas, if your brother can't help you get back with your boyfriend, you need to stand up to Blitzo, starting with your wife.
STOLAS:
I've already did with Stella before Blitzo broke my heart.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
And that's his fault. He still has feelings for you and he's too stubborn to respect your brother. That's why you need to stand up to Blitzo.
STOLAS:
But how would know to do that?
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
Whenever you're ready, you give me a call. Okay?
Stolas smiled in tears.
STOLAS:
Thank you. I'll never forget you, Willie.
Stolas gave William a big kiss and opened the portal in front of him.
STOLAS:
Tell Ashley I'll see you and her again soon.
WILLIAM MAYBERRY:
I will. Goodbye, Stolas.
Stolas bowed to William.
STOLAS:
Goodbye, Willie.
Stolas went through the portal, and it disappeared.
(Present Day Sequence)
Location: Pride Ring
Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)
Back in the kitchen.
STOLAS:
And that was the time I've ever saw him.
Dante looked sad.
DANTE:
That was a very sad story, Uncle.
STOLAS:
I know.
DANTE:
So, have you called him yet?
STOLAS:
No. I'm still not ready.
DANTE:
Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
Stolas looked a little bit worried.
STOLAS:
No. I think I've said everything.
DANTE:
Okay.
Dante got up from the kitchen table, walked up to his uncle and leaned close to him.
DANTE:
Uncle, I'm glad we had this talk. So, I wanna ask you to do something for me. Something beautiful.
Stolas looked happily nervous.
STOLAS (Nervously):
Dante. This is wrong. (Seductive): If you want to, I can.
DANTE:
I would like you to sing Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday.
Stolas looked confused.
STOLAS:
What?
DANTE:
From Metal Gear Solid 2?
Stolas looked surprised because he realized what Dante was talking about.
STOLAS:
Oh, that song! I haven't sung that since you were eleven. Okay, I'll do it. Let me go upstairs and I'll put my red dress on.
After Stolas happily ran upstairs to his bedroom, Mrs. Mayberry came to the kitchen.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Your uncle seems happy.
DANTE:
Matilda, how long you've been listening?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Since I heard my niece is not traumatized anymore. (Crying): And I'm so glad she's okay.
Mrs. Mayberry hugged Dante while she was crying.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Thank you, Dante.
DANTE:
For what?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Talking to your uncle, so, I can know Patty is gonna be fine. And my brother, too.
DANTE:
You're welcome.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
So, when you and Loona are going to the party I've been hearing about?
Lady Luck magically appeared in the kitchen.
LADY LUCK:
My party ears are burning! Is my master going to big ass party?
DANTE:
Yes. Loona and I are going to Beelzebub's party at her mansion.
Lady Luck looked excited.
LADY LUCK (Excitedly):
Are you fuckin' serious?! Bee is my best party friend! I was her DJ, while she was singing her Kesha songs. Oops! Spoiler alert! You won't know until the next mission! I better go and tell Barbie about the party! Byyyeee!
Lady Luck magically disappeared, and Mrs. Mayberry looked confused.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
What's she talking about?
DANTE:
I don't know. But if she is Bee's friend, she'll have to come to party with Barbie.
(Sub-text): One Hour Later
Dante who's wearing a tuxedo was standing next to piano, while Lady Luck was polishing her saxophone with her magic.
DANTE:
Thanks for bring the piano to the living room, Lady.
LADY LUCK:
It was your wish, Dan. But your welcome.
Daniel was standing next to the stairs.
DANIEL DOLLARBILL:
Master Dante. Your uncle awaits.
Stolas was wearing a red dress, make up and a blonde wig. He slowly walked downstairs, and Dante looked amazed when he saw his uncle in a dress.
DANTE:
Wow, uncle! You're looking fabulous. And you wig looks different.
STOLAS:
I just thought a blonde wig could make me look nicer. What do you think?
Dante smiled.
DANTE:
It's perfect. Are you ready?
STOLAS:
Yes, darling.
Dante sat at the piano, while Stolas climbed and sat on top of it. Dante played the piano, while Stolas sang Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday by Carla White. In the middle of the song, Lady Luck was playing the saxophone.
Dante and Blitzo narrated the ending.
DANTE (Narrator):
That was a very long backstory. Stolas became friends with a human, and he still have feelings for Blitzo. At least I'm going to the party with Loona at the next mission: Bumblebee Hound.
BLITZO (Narrator):
So, he did fuck a human! But he did look sexy in a dress.
DANTE (Narrator):
I can see your pants growing, Blitzy.
BLITZO (Narrator):
Fuck off!
(End of Mission 11)
