The curtains opened up to reveal that Chef Hatchet who was dressed like Father Time watching over the different forms of time in the universe.
"Something tells me that the party of 1999 has stopped for some reason." said Chef.
He tapped the 1999 timeline.
He groaned and it went to 10million BC.
Chef became shocked as the audience laughed.
"Hang on." said Chef.
He changed the time back to 1999.
Chef sighed.
"That's better." said Chef.
Then Randy appeared in the room.
"You wanted to see me sir?" said Randy.
Chef nodded.
"Yes, take a seat." said Chef.
Randy sat down at a chair and looked at Chef.
"I'm sure you've noticed that Baby New Year has somehow gone through a growth spurt." said Chef.
Randy nodded.
"No duh, he pratically became a teenager after a week of being born." said Randy.
Randy cringed.
"Why couldn't I have gone through such a growth spurt?" said Randy.
"Because every Baby New Year ends up becoming the brand new Father Time. Haven't you seen Rudolph's Shiny New Year?" said Chef.
Randy shook his head.
"Not in a while!" He said.
Chef slapped Randy across the face as the audience laughed.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" yelled Randy.
"For being an idiot." said Chef.
"Okay." said Randy.
Chef shook his head.
"Anyways, the new year is about to happen, and Baby New Year is to take my place. I need you to prepare him for the moment he becomes Father Time." Said Chef.
Randy saluted.
"You can count on me Father Time." said Randy.
Then a stage light fell next to Randy, shocking him as the audience laughed.
Chef even laughed.
But then a stage light fell on Chef, knocking him out.
Everyone gasped.
Randy groaned.
"Oh, so you laugh when I'm nearly hit, but it's overkill when a sadistic reality show host's acomplice gets it?" said Randy.
He grumbled and walked off.
The setting changed to a bedroom of sorts where Roger was sitting on a bed playing a banjo.
Randy entered the room.
"Baby New Year." said Randy.
"Dude, call me Teenage New Year. I went through a fucking growth spurt." said Roger.
Everyone laughed.
Randy groaned.
"Right, Teenage New Year." said Randy.
Roger stopped playing his banjo.
"What is it?" said Roger.
"The New Year is almost upon us. You're about to be crowned the new Father Time." said Randy.
Roger is shocked.
"And the reason I want to do that?" said Roger.
"Because it's a tradition for Father Time to step down at the end of the new year and allow his son to take his place." said Randy, "Besides, if you don't take your father's place as Father Time by the new year, time will freeze up."
Roger sighed.
"I wanna see the world." Said Roger.
Randy got serious.
"This isn't up for debate." Said Randy.
He turned away from Roger.
"Besides, being the keeper of all time is a very big responsibility, you have to make sure everything is running smoothly and-" Randy said before turning around and became shocked by the sight of Roger not being in the room, "What the, did he just pull a Batman on me? God Damnit."
Everyone laughed.
Randy then kicked the wall, causing it to fall on the ground, revealing lots of props.
Randy looked around the stage in shock as the audience laughed.
The Norrisville ninja looked up.
"NICE FUCKING MODEL TIM BURTON!" Yelled Randy.
Then a man in a suit appeared and gave Randy a form.
"I'm Michael Keaton's lawyer issuing you a halt and desist order." said the lawyer.
Randy groaned as the lawyer left.
"Well that guy isn't leaving that easily." said Randy.
He ran off stage as the setting changed to a city of sorts and a manhole cover was popped off and Roger emerged from it before putting the cover back over the sewer.
"Whew, who'd have thought that I can access any shortcuts to any place in America?" said Roger.
He started stretching out before his robotic arm fell off, causing the audience to laugh.
Roger then drew out a pistol and cocked it with his mouth before aiming at the audience and shot one of the members, killing him as the rest of the audience stopped laughing in shock.
"Next person to laugh at such a mishap like that will get shot, you'd better believe it." said Roger.
Everyone gulped.
Roger put his arm back in place before looking around the place.
"Hmm, this seems impressive." said Roger, "Think I'll have a look around for a while before returning home."
He started to walk off and towards a corner just as Zee who was drinking a can of soda came down the other side of him.
The two then bumped into each other and fell on the ground.
Roger stood up groaning.
"That never happened back home." said Roger.
Zee stood up groaning as well.
"Dude, why don't you watch where you're going?" said Zee.
He drank some of his soda.
"What's your problem?" asked Roger
"Axel and I broke up!" revealed Zee.
Roger became confused.
"What? That's not in the script." said Roger.
"Well it did happen." said Zee.
Roger groaned and pulled out a book titled 'Mental Martial Arts skills' and opened up to one page before looking through it.
"Hmm, this should do." said Roger.
He put the book away and walked to Zee's back before striking his back and did several martial arts poses with his right hand before punching it, making Zee groan before smiling.
"Wow, I feel better already. I don't remember why I was so upset." said Zee.
Interview Gag
Roger held up the same book he was looking at and revealed the page he was looking at said 'Mental Block Out All Negative Emotions Punch'.
"I might have made Zee forget about Axel leaving him for Ripper just to get this play on the road. Hopefully by the time those two reunite, he'll be more happy with it since Zee is usually a very chill guy. Especially since he was born with one leg." said Roger.
He chuckled.
"Yeah, I know Zee was born without a leg. He just likes telling false stories about losing it because he knows people will want to hear a cool story." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Zee looked at Roger.
"Oh hey, I didn't see you there." said Zee.
"Neither did I." said Roger.
"You new here?" said Zee.
"Yeah, I lived a sheltered life and never really got out much. I'm-"Roger said before doing some thinking, "I'm Bill."
"Zebidiah." Zee said before he and Roger shook hands.
The two let go of each others hands.
"So what brings you to the big city?" said Zee.
"Not much really, I had a sheltered life and just want to see how things are here." said Roger.
"Well you've come to the right place. This city has lots of stuff that would interest a guy like you. Arcades, fast food restaurants, movie theaters, and a whole lot more." said Zee.
"Any place that serves tacos?" said Roger.
"I know just the place." said Zee.
The two walked off stage.
In the audience; Hailey and Scott were at some balcony seats.
"Wow, Zee sure seems to be doing well. Especially after being dumped by Axel due to a love poem written by someone she initially didn't like." said Scott.
"Yeah I still think he's actually down in the dumps over that." said Hailey.
Scott looked at his best friend.
"How can you tell?" said Scott.
Hailey pulled out her phone and showed a picture of Roger reading the book Mental Martial Arts skills to Scott.
The Asian teen became shocked.
"You don't mean-"Scott said before being interrupted by Hailey nodding.
"Yes, Roger's using some unknown martial arts skills to keep a break up out of his head during the play." said Hailey.
"That's just terrible. Where was he when I was down in the break up dumps?" said Scott.
Hailey and Beta glared at Scott.
"Really, that's the big takeaway from this and not the fact that Roger's trying to keep Zee from thinking about an unusual Total Drama Island reboot ship that began over a love poem?" said Beta, "You really are a buffoon."
"And I'm really confused by why a tough as nails girl would go for a very disgusting and crued boy despite having a mutual hatred for each other at first." said Scott.
Beta nodded at Scott's point.
"Yeah what's up with that." said Beta.
