There's a subtle art to laundry sorting. Sam doesn't get it. Soon as he's worn something once, he throws it straight in the wash bag, like he thinks laundromats are free! Detergent costs money, you know! And it's an area where you can economize if you stretch things out a little. Don't get me wrong. I'm not endorsing turning your underpants inside out. Underwear needs to be clean, man. You never know when you might need to take your pants off, and I'm not talking about in case of accidents. You catch my drift? But shirts? You can make 'em last a few days with a little airing. Surface dirt you can scrape off once it's dry. Shirt gets muddy: let it dry, pound on it for a bit, good as new! Food, ketchup: on the right color shirt you can rub that right out. Doesn't even show . . . much. This one's fine. This is . . . well, maybe another day. And this one – oh, man. No, that one really stinks!
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