Only Fans
By Bashfulglowfly
Naruko Uzumaki bounced up to the table where her friends were having lunch. Grinning ear to ear, she announced "I've figured out a way to earn money!" She sat down between Sakura Haruno and Shikamaru Nara.
"Oh, what are you going to be doing?" asked Hinata Hyuuga.
"I'm going start an Only Fans page." Beamed the blonde.
Shikamaru spit his soda halfway across the table.
Hinata blushed bright red.
Ino Yamanaka blushed and bit her lip.
Sasuke Uchiha covered his eyes and whispered "Oh, shit…"
But Sakura Haruno lost her damn mind and began smacking Naruko across the head and shoulders. "You…you idiot! Moron! Pervert!"
Naruto tried to bat Sakura's hands away "What? Why are you acting like this? What did I say?"
"Sakura, stop. Now." That order came from the other blonde at the table. Ino looked at Naruto. "Naru, sweetie. Ummm, do you know what Only Fans is?"
Naruko sent Ino a heart-melting smile for making Sakura stop hitting her. "Yeah, I know what it is!"
"Would you tell me please?"
"Sure!" Naruko bounced in her chair excitedly. "It's a website where people can talk about the things, they are fans of. So, I'm going to talk about anime!"
Shikamaru wiped a hand down his face, clearly trying not to laugh.
Sasuke kept his hand across his mouth and his head was almost in his lap.
Hinata's face was returning to normal and was staring at Ino, clearly trying to communicate something to the other blonde.
Sakura just stared into nothing.
Ino leaned forward and held her hand out across the table. Naruko reached out and took it. Ino squeezed gently. "Naru, bless your heart, I hate to tell you this, but Only Fans is primarily known for porn. Not anime discussions."
Naruko blinked at Ino. Her blue eyes were puzzled but slowly cleared. "Porn?" she whispered. "PORN!" Her voice began to rise but Ino quickly shushed her. "I can't do porn! I'm too young!"
Sasuke's shoulders began to shake.
"And…and my parents would lose their minds…and…and…Itachi would spank me!"
Ino glared at Shikamaru who may or may not have muttered "That would get a lot of views…"
Ino smiled encouragingly at her blonde idiot of a wonderful friend "Try YouTube, Naruko."
Naruko grinned at the excellent suggestion. "Thanks, Ino!"
