ATRL Ranks All Gen 2 Pokemon - 2023 Project - The Live Chat & Reactions


#100 has a score of 3, #99 has a score of 4, #1 has a score of 8 - Middle point is 6.25 so except for #100, so the scores are quite evenly distributed. 1 person is missing 2 scores but I checked and even if they gave a 10 to those two, placements don't move. One last thing I can say is...if you thought Kanto Rate forced you to be strategic, well, Johto Rate takes it one step further. - Hey Dude

come on evenly distributed scores - Seffers

I gave out quite a few low scores so I hope that pays off - Relampago

Future rates will be a bloodbath - Chiidish

i gave a lot of 1s hopefully they will pay off - Apostolis

Seated - G.U.Y.

Delicon is going to flop, even with the recent Paradox payola :'( + the fact that it's literally Santa's assistant bringing you presents every year and a low score is how you thank her? Rolycoly in your stockings, all of you! - BambiStar

There's no way Tyrogue doesn't get dead last. - Conker

Dunsparce Divas where are you? - BambiStar

n yas - the way 60% of the Johto dex are utter flops and we love them for it. - Subomie

Here to see Thiccorita go Top 10 - Blue.

Let's see who's last :matty: - Almodusa

omg I'm so excited, but also I will be devastated if any of my 10s are in the bottom - Curaga

oh NOOO I forgot to send in - khalyan

#100: UNOWN - 3.41

there should be 1 unown bot 28 - PMM

the premise of unown is cool but it falls flat - GardenDreams

Kinda boring, but iconic because of the third movie - BenAmuro

they make me deeply uncomfortable - Chiidish

boring. - Seffers

A single extra point for lore, but yah it's in the name: unknown - BambiStar

idk what they tried with ha - FunnyFatty

Trash. Just like everything Simple Plan put out after "Get Your Heart On" - Conker

I would have given Unown a higher score :'( - khalyan

LMAO UNOWN okay tho, I can totally see that - Curaga

My 0 :dies: Digging the new graphics for this rate! - Almodusa

Oh period. The original alphabet mafia ERADICATED :clap3: - Red Light

Poor Ken Sugimori wanted to design something unusual and we hate him for it - BambiStar

#99 - REMORAID - 3.50

basic ugly fish. boo tomato tomato. - Seffers

Two words: Gun Fish - BambiStar

I don't have anything interesting to say here, unlike say Magikarp, Goldeen, Mantyke, etc. Slap a 5 on it and call it a day. - Conker

UGH y'all suck I should have submitted these results are awful already - khalyan

I like her but not a huge loss. She had one of the very worst fillers in the Johto anime which is saying a lot :gaycat7: - Red Light

"basic ugly fish. boo tomato tomato." - Curaga

HOW CAN YOU HATE Remoraid it's a gun fish :psyduck: - BambiStar

#98: TYROGUE - 3.89

Its a child... - Canon

It's like I wish I could use "Return To The Past Now" in Code Lyoko and prevent Tyrogue from existing. There's no way this thing has fans. - Conker

Useless baby Pokémon [4] - Konril

You did a great job especially with the graphs. :clap3:I'm actually looking at the scores this time cuz they're easy to read - Red Light

OK YES, Tyrogue was thiiiiis close to being my 0 but I saved it for someone even uglier :gaycat4: - Curaga

Why are we giving dem babiez anything higher than a 1? - coolcristobal

Because some are cute :giraffe: - illWill

The way all the babies are getting vacuumed but y'all are probably going to spare Togepi... :pukey: - Red Light

Ty isn't the worst baby but it makes sense that it's the first out... - BambiStar

#97: QWILFISH - 3.90

Mrs Puff from SHEIN - Panochita

so ugly but i like her. - FunnyFatty

Intruding the sea and it sucked. - Conker

This — Pichu and Cleffa are cute! - Curaga

Qwilfish? Now that's a ten if I've ever seen one. - Subomie

girl, what it's the lips for me; I just can't handle them lol - Curaga

If by "some" you mean Igglybuff then perhaps - coolcristobal

Qwilf didn't deserve that. :'( - Red Light

#96: GRANBULL - 4.09

a bully - GardenDreams

This thing has always had a small but faithful following. But lbr anyone that gives this more than a 3 oughta have a cranial nerve exam cus the taste aint there! - coolcristobal

A pitbull nearly killed my mother one time. No. - Conker

Massive downgrade from Snubbull, LORD - Ewan Chaos

Granbull is not bad but... Snubbull was a hard act to follow ig. He's not fem enough imo. - Subomie

WAIT WHAT - Red Light

She's cute but not better than Cleffa - illWill

LMFAO THE DECLINE - coolcristobal

And WHY introduce the Ursaring and Granbull lines in the same gen if they're the exact same (at the time)? Slow physical attacker normal types in a 2-stage line. Where was the logic. Make one of them fast at least or somethin... - Subomie

Granbull is a disservice to pink pokemon! - gardendreams

I'm controlling myself from pulling my antics because the results are messy enough on their own lmao - Hey Dude

Extra points cause she's linked to Slaybbull, but yeah the design is ok - BambiStar

the random simple plan drag LMFAO :bibliahh: These things should have been used to help max our pokemons ivs as well as hidden powers but gf isn't smart enough for that - Katamari

A second to pray for Miltank! Our milk queen with supple utters. A legend and icon. - gardendreams

My zero = Tyrogue - sunbathinganimal

THIS IS ALREADY GOING SO BAD FOR ME :jonny2: GRANBULL OUT BEFORE **** LIKE CLEFFA - Red Light

Omg cleffa is an icon! - gardendreams

one thing granbull had over ursaflop is movepool diversity and later intimidate really - shes a cute support mon in gen 3 doubles tho - Katamari

#95: SUNKERN - 4.12

mid - Seffers

How often did you guys actually win those bug contests? I won like once total and that was it. And you got a Sun Stone as a prize. - Conker

Not five 10s for that seed - Almodusa

Sunkern is too cute to be out already :chick3: - illWill

Awww, Sunkern isn't that bad . . . design-wise, at least. - Curaga

GRANBULL OUT?! CRACKKKK - Rigalo

this doesn't bode well for Sunflora - sunbathinganimal

growing up i thought this pokemon line was so strong because of their movepool - Katamari

ratchet sunflora is hanging around a while yet - Subomie

No 15s have been used yet :eli: - gardendreams

die seed - Red Light

She's cute popped with some butter and salt (or nutritional yeast) :clap3: - BambiStar

#94: PUPITAR - 4.25

this is ugly, period. - GardenDreams

Metapod ender - BambiStar

So unremarkable. It's basically just a grey Metapod. - Conker

WaiT this looks familiar to me. Was this hampster on a TV show? - Hey Dude

She's excessively unremarkable - Red Light

Hamtaro! - illWill

This is from Hamtaro - plaidarms

HAMTARO is such a cutie. Watched a few episodes in the Summer for the nostalgia :smitten: - BambiStar

honestly, if you've ever tried to use daddy t-tar in a hgss run you have to learn to get used to pupitar... call it stockholm syndrome, but he's a ten to me now! - Subomie

Pupitar going afk in the backline trash! love the design tho :heart: - Katamari

tho for real, i'm kinda glad that they made the mid stage a cocoon instead of trying to make puberty larvitar form. now THAT would've been tragic. - Subomie

Yes, icon Hamtaro. It was on Cartoon Network for a few years in like 2001-2003 I think. I was obsessed but he never gathered steam in America the way other dubs were at the time. :'( - Red Light

#93: PINECO - 4.27

..it's a pine cone. - Suffers

It's just like the MCU movies. Sis isn't going anywhere after 2019. - Conker

I rated Pineco highly but I knew she wasn't making it far. :'( Forretress probably out before the end of the round too - Red Light

Such a cute pinecone - illWill

ok wait I just realized Pineco reminds me of those mines from Banjo-Kazooie - Curaga

#92: STANTLER - 4.47

Who tf is this - ristobal

His Prancer ass will never be masc Blitzen - BambiStar

this pokemon just looks boring - GardenDreams

Yassified thick Rudolph - BemAmuro

It's like Toni Storm from wrestling. Sis hasn't done anything other than post nude photos of herself on her Instagram page back in 2019. - Conker

99 for pineco last rate is a hate xrime - gardendreams

nobody moved - Subomie

Not the random Toni Storm lash in the comments :deadbanana: plaidarms sis get her! - coolcristobal

Sorry Stantler! I wanted to give a pitty score but eh, he rose anyways so good for him - Hey Dude

Oh we're back on track. - Red Light

Granbull being out I hate gays - Blue.

Conker comments really elevated this rate for me, hope to see you in Hoenn rate too! :clap3: - Hey Dude

As low as it is, Stantler should have been even lower :coffee2: - Curaga

#91: SLUGMA - 4.48

I didn't even know this was in gen 2, I thought she was a gen 3 girl - Panochita

Serving Flaming Hot Cheetos saliva - BambiStar

It's like Olivia Rodrigo. WELL GOOD FOR U I HOPE YOUR HAPPY AND HEALTHLY NOT ME GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUU. - Conker

Not my good sis :deadbanana2: (but I'll let it slide because I can't defend the 'Timeless Toni' shenanigans) - plaidarms

man, I was feeling really generous when I gave them tens out, huh? - Subomie

Slugma so low? Consistently? :biblio: - BambiStar

I was literally just about to say I feel like Slugma is coming soon :gaycat7: All these randoms leaving before the babies though. Back to Planned Parenthood please - Red Light

Stantler let should have been part psychic and had an ability that boosted psychics attacks and accuracy :rip: still good tho :clap: Pinenose flop! - Katamari

I tried to give ratings out evenly. So there were 10 1s, 10 2s, 10 3s, etc. People are giving 9 and 10s left and right - gardendreams

#90: SPINARAK - 4.57

cute little spider. i am scared of you - GardenDreams

Still the best spider from Pokémon - BenAmuro

Not exactly a linchpin or pioneer but, it's just a green spider. Like Eliza from Survivor. But it's just a stick. - Conker

Spinarak did NOTHING wrong :biblio: - Subomie

Our first line is about to be out. - Hey Dude

The way no one knew slugma was a gen 2 mon :lmao: this is why we don't get more Pokémon stadiums. Yall don't play them! - Katamari

can y'all LEAVE foretress ALONE? - Subomie

I only gave Spinarak a 4? mess :gaycat7:sorry little one - Red Light

#89: SNUBULL - 4.75

oof that jaw...she is perpetually at her lowest - fat, nasty and broke! - PillowCase

not even fairy type could save this - Childish

Another example of pink excellence in the first two Gens - BambiStar

Never entertained me, in any shape way or form. - Conker

This long parade of irrelevant flops :gaycat7: - coolcristobal

Yeah it was a good call to do 20 reveals today - Hey Dude

Reminds me of an English bully :heart: - Katamari

Where are the baby Pokémon aside from Tyrogue? - Konril

Honestly, Snubbull being so dead set on living her fem queen fantasy despite the ugly MAN face that she got... I'm not saying it hit some of y'all too close to home, buuuut... :mandown: - Subomie

Spinarak? SNUBBULL? Hate y'all :redface: - BambiStar

Since when do y'all hate Snubbull so much? :mazen: weirdoes - Red Light

I gave my 0 to Snubbull - Curaga

#88: SMEARGLE - 4.76

I thought she was a Kalos mon, what you doing here? - Panochita

smeargle seems like the quirky weird kid in class that you might like and find endearing, but then you talk to him and he starts trying to get you into nfts - GardenDreams

if I had two 15s this fella get it. masterpiece. - Seffers

I actually forgot this thing existed until now. Still don't know how to spell it either. Gets 2 points for that Pokemon Channel game. So many Beta Pokemon in the files, were cast aside for this thing. - Conker

It's Fighting-phobia I fear :'( - Hey Dude

NOT MY LITERAL #2 FAV UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - Seffers

hateful HATEFULLLLL - Seffers

Unown should've been Top 40 but other than that the trash is taking itself out - CristianGarcia

Now hold on. I know some of y'all have a lot of experience with painting. - Subomie

Next one, dude, that's so uncalled for dude! - Hey Dude

Hey Dude throwing out my painting joke next to my score - Red Light

#87: DUNSPARCE - 4.78

The meme lk died with pokemon violet/scarlet - Panochita

this little weirdo eased into my heart, just like charli xcx's music - GardenDreams

stay away from us ugly - Chiidish

Pfft. No. Just no. - Conker

The original "so forgotten it's remembered" mon. KING - BambiStar

Oh that's just criminal Dunsparce is cool - plaidarms

Of all the letters of the alphabet, GameFreak chose "F" for its updated official artwork. They know the big F******, Forgagatten, Fat, Flop it truly is. - Konril

Oooh c'mon now! Dunspace is top 30 material?! Where's the taste - gardendreams

bye flop - Seffers

Praying for Miltank today - gardendreams

smeargle ha double team trick - Seffers

NOOO DIVA DOWN - BambiStar

My #2 favourite Pokemon of all time :jonny2: my #1? Stay tuned next Rate - BambiStar

#86: Ledyba - 4.78

It's a cute bug - illWill

She's ready to go but, I'm not sure if I am. - Conker

Smeargle ong yall just hate dogs :redface: - Katamari

No way yall let ledybaba live this long :deadbanana4: - Katamari

Damn, another 15 from someone is already out I feel so bad - Curaga

Not the 15 for Miss Ledyba :rip: - Red Light

ledyba is so cute - Seffers

One one hand, it's so cute to see how even flop bug types like Ledyba can bee somebody's fave. Really makes you think there's a fan out there for every mon. On the other hand... - Subomie

Make a wish! A ledyba has landed on you. - gardendreams

#85: CLEFFA - 4.82

*stomps on it* - Red Light

Shaped like a STAR cause she's about to be one! Giving 10 out of pure spite - BambiStar

it's not happiny but it still works - GardenDreams

I...don't really have anything interesting to say here. - Conker

Useless baby Pokémon [2] - Konril

cleffa is adorable - Seffers

Cleffa is out? The evil is defeated gif - Subomie

CLEFFA! NO! - Curaga

Some of your ratings... - gardendreams

LOSER BABY LOSER CLEFUGLY LOSER CLEFABLE - collcristobal

#84: SKIPLOOM - 4.86

fatty - thatsmydemi

Middle child with a bowl cut, but make it cvnt - BambiStar

It's alright. - Conker

All those 10s and the Jigglycult still snatched her - BambiStar

Skiploom did better than expected actually. :clap3: - Red Light

SKIPLOOM, SWEETIE, I— Curaga

#83: MAGCARGO - 4.97

the 3D model in Scarlet/Violet did wonders for it's design tbh - Sadie Saxton

Lava snail with cooled magma shell like the concept is off the charts - BambiStar

I like Mickie James and I stan Mickie James. What does that have to do with Magcargo? Nothing. Magcargo gets a 1/10. - Conker

skiploom is terrifying looks like she took one too many acid trips - Seffers

Skiploom... Over cleffa? - gardendreams

I had nothing against Skiploom (other than her forgettability) until last week, when I picked her as an answer in PokeDoku, thinking her lack of any notable features would have me raking in uniqueness points... only for her to be the most common answer. So what's up with THAT? A 1 in retrospect - Subomie

Next one... y'all... why... - Hey Dude

There's way worse Pokemon than Magcargo still in. :clack: The snails have always been so unfairly treated. - Red Light

my 0 still in need ha gone SOON - Seffers

I'm coming out as a snail stan. A perfect animal. There's no way a pokémon based on such ascended forms could be worth anything less than a ten. - Subomie

Magcargo? Before like half the baby mons? Oh you people are done! - BambiStar

#82: CROCONAW - 5.00

I hate mohawks, I feel Crocanaw would say something hurtful to me and then blame me as a parent. Honey take a shower and go on a walk. - GardenDreams

This is where the "awkward" middle stage syndrome started - BenAmuro

I haaaaate this ******* thing. It looks like ******* Binky from Arthur. And that giant pamper. It's just hideous. - Red Light

what in the Flintstones - Chiidish

BEST MIDDLE STARTER EVER - BambiStar

Does ANYBODY actually have an affiliation for mid-puberty starters? - Conker

oh this works too idk wtf they were thinking with this - Seffers

:fan: Not Bad for Croconaw though :fan: - jone731

oops! - Red Light

Nawt Binky from Arthur dkddkksa - coolcristobal

oh she was down bad - Seffers

I used to like Croconaw more before somebody pointed out the Flinstones looking toga... - Subomie

Croconaw almost got my 0 but I decided there was a bigger enemy :bird: - Red Light

#81: NATU - 5.03

Cun** - Chilldish

Yawn. - Conker

aww natu evolution is mother though she better be in for a while - Seffers

We really let Togepi live past day 1 huh - coolcristobal

Aww Natu. Croconaw would have been a better note to end on but I'm okay with this. :gaycat4: Overall not horrendous except for Granbull so ****ing early - Red Light

put some RESPECT on my 15 togepi - Seffers

I did my part towards her scrambling. I can't speak for the others. - Red Light

People just don't "get" the unga bunga rizz of Croconaw and that's okay! Some art takes time to fully appreciate you'll get there - BambiStar

Natu deserves - jONE731

forretress escaping the bottom twenty this time, the legend that you are - Subomie

We absolutely did! day 2, 3, 4 even :gaycat4: - BambiStar

Houndour, Houndoom, Marill, Azumarill and Pichu need to get out next. - Conker

the lack of taste - LastKiss

i am so fine with those results so far :bird: - PMM

While the middle stage slander is appreciated. There is a small niche of slayful middle stage starters with ONE of them even being in this god awful Gen - Chiidish

The Marill line cane and WILL stay, but glad to see someone else hate that ugly mutt - Chiidish

just keep saying it - Gourgeist

All I'm gonna say is I haven't seen a miss so far - but Stantler did deserve better - Sadie Saxton

I missed this first batch but don't mind the one out other than Croconaw which is cute! - UnusualBoy

The initial results just reminded me that this gen has more flops than hits - Rence

Hope the ugly mon I was almost gonna give my 0 to (which went to Unown) is gone today - Almodusa

good results so far :clap3: Croconaw should've been a bit higher, maybe top 70 - G.U.Y.

So far good results, Qwilfish deserved better tho :biblio: - Norte

Why is Celebi still in? I thought we agreed to sabotage that put - panochita

7 minutes until half my faves go home - Hey Dude

I'm perched for the mess - Seffers

#80: PILOSWINE - 5.20

That one episode where Pryce is telling Ash the story of his long-lost Piloswine that ran away from him after losing a battle... and then they just literally happen to stumble upon its frozen carcass. :gaycat7: - Red Light

It's 2024. Not the mesozoic era. - Conker

Need Feraligatr to pull through :'( - BambiStar

Piloswine is ok :clap3: too bad Mamoswine kinda ruins the line - BambiStar

Oh before Swinub? Wow. rip king - Red Light

#79: Magby - 5.25

GF really said won't somebody think of the children? - PillowCase

******* ugly now, evolved to be ******* ugly later, and evolved from that to be ******* uglier. - Red Light

It's cute idgaf - BambiStar

To be fair, a lot of the baby Pokemon just gel and intertwine with one another. - Conker

I just know that thing smells. - SlowGinFizzzz

Useless baby Pokémon [7] - Konril

Her emo bangs kinda serve I shoulda scored her higher :monkey: - coolcristobal

Piloswine is so awful itself but it's even worse that its 1st and 3rd stages are perfect :deadbanana: - halcyonday

Y'all couldn't have at least taken out Magby's ugly ass first before poor Piloswine? - Red Light

Magby before some of these other babies :wave: - BambiStar

BYE TOGEPEE :duca: - coolcristobal

BYE IGGLYY :duca: - BambiStar

how does an ice type pokemon with thick fat freeze :rip: flop - Katamari

#78: ARIADOS - 5.42

Ariados sits at her vanity. She inserts her purple contacts and brushes her long, straight, golden-tinted limb enhancers. Her skin glows red with the blood of a local Ledyba herd. She adjusts her horn implants and squeezes her butt implants into a pair of tight jeans. Then she picks up her phone to tweet that she was snubbed by the TPC because the game devs favor gen 1 pandering images. - PillowCase

if it turned into a majestic green spider with a wig. it would get a 10. It did not and this red spider is scary. - GardenDreams

aged quite well tbh - Chiidish

i hate spiders but it's slightly better - Seffers

The debilitating arachnophobia to loving every spider mon pipeline - BambiStar

i remember the pokemon card of this i love it. - FunnyFatty

Totally neutral on this. Always sort of there. - Conker

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Bayleef or Quilava. :mandown: - Conker

I love spiders but not this one - Ponzi

bayleef is coming for #1 :mandown: - halcyonday

WTF :clown: - BambiStar

Nooooooooo :jonny2: her swollen bussy backsprite was so iconic - Red Light

omg wait not it being frozen for decades and getting unfrozen like its nothing :deadbanana4: the 4kids script writers were so unserious - Katamari

#77: HOPPIP - 5.43

That's pookie - BambiStar

Cute little rascal with a horrible movepool. - Conker

i kind of hate how tragic all of the spider pokemon are stat wise :deadbanana4: the fact most need gimmicky abilities to be viable :deadbanana4: sad cause they are truly demonic IRL - Katamari

aww hoppip is cute :sosad: - Seffers

Pikachu just giving it a little thundershock to get that heart pumping again fjhdjhadfh :redface: - Red Light

weed! LITERALLY! - Katamari

this king being the supreme spider (the spider from Gen 5) - Subomie

which is something it shouldn't even to feel snhdbfjdf pikachu saves the day again :redface: so glad the basement they ran 4kids out got hydro pumped out of existence - Katamari

Jumpluff you in danger girl :redface: - BambiStar

arquadaddy outsold and oneshot oop - Katamari

WAIT Ledian beat Ariados? :bibliahh: - BambiStar

#76: IGGLYBUFF - 5.49

it's not happiny but it still works pt.2 - GardenDreams

ugly and bald. Speaking of I just want to say not all babies are cute. Like yes they're "cute" but some are clearly a cut above the rest. - Chiidish

So useless, but so cute. - Canon

still never better than clefairy line - illWill

she's a baby which means 0 by default but she's also the best one by association with Jiggly/Wiggly? Here's a 10 just cus I want her to be the highest ranking baby hehe - coolcristobal

She'll never be Kirby - BambiStar

Memorable for the Pokemon Stadium 2 mini-game...and that's about it. - Conker

Useless baby Pokémon [3] - Konril

#75: AIPOM - 5.49

The only monkey inspired pokemon I stan is this vers legend. - PillowCase

aipom was the pokemon i used as my true middle. i dont hate this pokemon and i dont love it - GardenDreams

normal type excellence but it should have been given an everstone tbh - Chiidish

serial killer vibes. - Seffers

MY MISCHIEVOUS RASCAL MONKEY BABY - Sawk

A creepy cutie. Too bad about the tragic evo - BambiStar

cant believe he was the mascot in gen 4 for a while. Cute though - FunnyFatty

It's like in Pokemon Channel during the Meowth's Party segment at the end of the game. And Aipom was dancing her ASS off. Look it up. - Conker

the evil is defeated finally - Seffers

Ariados Grande was done DIRTY! - Rachel Berry

gays hating babies is on brand - gardendreams

idt iggly azalea is even that cute tbh. - Subomie

We are so back :gaycatina1: Bye Uggly! - BambiStar

aipom tho? absolutely adorable. high five his little tail. - Subomie

You know what she beat Cleffat so I'll take it :clap: - coolcristobal

Igglybuff rising so much and Aipom falling so hard only to smash into each other halfway :rip: - Red Light

Disgusting monkey is gone . - Ponzi

Hey Dude and Sawk failing to save Aipom as she get snatchedT out of the rate. - Subomie

lol at almost everybody collectively rating Aipom in the 2-5 range (myself included) - Conker

#74: DELIBIRD - 5.50

Gimmicks are not tolerated in this house. - PillowCase

this pokemon reminds me of christmas and i like christmas - GardenDreams

ICON alert. - Seffers

was straight up trolling when they put this thing in the game ahhh - coolcristobal

Gen 2 festive classic and now Gen 9 Paradox icon the gift Present that keeps on giving - BambiStar

Has potential but, present is a bit annoying to use. - Conker

Y'all probably prefer ping-pong champion Ambipom :pukey: - Red Light

delibird the queen that you are - Seffers

lol - coolcristobal

#73: SUNFLORA - 5.51

I feel like she won't rank very high cus some of y'all are miserable and hate fun but I hope I'm proven wrong! - coolcristobal

Can't even open her eyes she's so cheeched! Off her gourd - BambiStar

Okay. Simply okay. - Conker

Well...just what I thought. Trash. - Konril

imagine getting a present and it ******* explodes... - Subomie

So Iron Bundle did nothing for Delicon's popularity huh :'( - BambiStar

Some of yall have never played Mystery Dungeon and it shows! - coolcristobal

#72: SUDOWOODO - 5.51

ilove naked dudes who choose to cosplay this thing - PMM

quirky, hard, and looks like wood? id date him - GardenDreams

When you think about it, this is the Snorlax of Johto... what a downgrade. - Red Light

creepy - Chiidish

I pity those who don't understand the GENIUS behind this CAMP queen - coolcristobal

Sooo are you gonna show me how you SquirtBottle or what? - BambiStar

To this day, I still think it's a grass type. - Conker

Nuh uh. My Loudred 0 is primed and ready for next rate. - Subomie

Nooo not Sudogod - Almodusa

Y'all are NO fun! - coolcristobal

Kind of surprised by Sunflora. I thought she would scrape by until tomorrow. - Red Light

#71: SENTRET - 5.54

The best starting rodent. I love Sentret. - Red Light

an embarrassment to normal types - Chiidish

Better than Rattafad but like that's hard - BambiStar

I remember one time my Mom bought me a Sentret plushie and threw it in my face, because she was a foul mood from getting home back to work. - Conker

Sounds like something my mom would do :suburban: - Hey Dude

I expect to see Chatot getting panned for DP's rate then :fan: - coolcristobal

Suddenly Woodenly lasted too long tbh. Reminds me of Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy - Red Light

This childhood trauma dump over Sentret :rip: - BambiStar

#70: FORRETRESS - 5.54

this thing is powerful as hell - PMM

it could have ended with pinceo. - GardenDreams

Its a nut that explodes. The gay community in shambles. - Canon

it's.. idk but it's ugly. - Seffers

evolution done right - Sawk

The only memorable thing was Brock using it, when he returns in Hoenn. FORRETRESS EXPLOSION. Sis became obsolete after that. - Conker

what is y'alls PROBLEM? - Subomie

flop-tress - Seffers

nnn Heldenzeit queen of taste - Subonie

Forretress is mother. - Solar

how is aipom verse nkdfgbdf - Katamari

#69: QUILAVA - 5.58

worse than meh - Chiidish

angsty teen vibes. - Seffers

One of the best middle starters ever - BambiStar

Always was just sorta there. - Conker

I kinda think he outsold Typhlosion just a little... not Hisuian Typhlosion though - Ewan Chaos

She rose and that's what matters. :clap3: And she looks fabulous with the shiny silver coat in SV - Red Light

wait thats kind of kunty idk - Katamari

forretress is an icon and he always reminds me of early gens OU so he gets points for that too! he was a top ten mon for me at one point. - Subomie

noT quilava... - Seffers

Final stage bias is so crazy y'all let Typhlosion beat this :gaycat6: - BambiStar

oh, no one moved quilava tho - Subomie

Bjork in 1996 - Red Light

girl :redface: - Solar

BAYLEEF SUPREMACY - gardendreams

thats mother - Seffers

Down 31 spots like what the hell happened - BambiStar

Bayleef only needs now to out do the entire cyndaquil and totodile line - panochita

Totodile the rest starters quite frankly - Solar

#68: SMOOCHUM - 5.58

Barely out of the egg and already acting like a hooker, give it up hag - PillowCase

it is giving angelica vibes from rugrats, and i love that - GardenDreams

This is what imagine new baby-gay's Atrl account with 10 posts looks like. - Canon

Serving f***ass bob and not much else - BambiStar

It's like that one episode of Power Rangers. Where Darkliptor froze Carlos, Ashley and Cassie in blocks of ice. Don't piss her off if you want to live, when she becomes Jynx. I also remember Smoochum had that workout channel in Pokemon Channel, so that's enough for a 6/10. - Conker

Konril - Useless baby Pokémon [5] Stream Pink Friday 2, I guess. I give it a 4/10

#67: TYPHLOSION - 5.58

a little bit overrated tbh. especially without the flames it's just a badger - GardenDreams

godawful. Sadly I can't think of a single fire third stage that will get a 10 from me. But at least they have a couple good stage 1s and 2s - Chiidish

Hot Take. My Hisuian stoner son's design - Sadie Saxton

but only when it has its fire - Flexus

don't piss him off, he'll beat you up. - Seffers

Would give this a 6 if isn't for the fact that NO ONE can LOOK UP and spell her name correctly. - Conker

Look how they massacred my boy. Looks incomplete without the flames. - Konril

lmao! - Subomie

everyone giving smoochum anything lower than a 7 = a slap to the face - GardenDreams

Now Bayleef only needs to make some boots with the crocmon and she's certified as the best starter evo of gen 2 - panochita

YESSSS my alternate 0 OUT! Bye ugly Smoochump - Almodusa

the comments :deadbanana4: icon in training deserved better! - Katamari

I gave ha a 10/10 - Canon

#66: SHUCKLE - 5.61

derpy little turtle thing, i love this - GardenDreams

kinda queenie - Chiidish

i wish they thought more about him with more details. - FunnyFatty

I...really don't want talk about this one. - Conker

perfection robbed queenie. (Smoochum) - Seffers

love you bestie - gardendreams

shuckle icon. - Seffers

OH WOW at Smoochum being lower than Elekid. The 3 I gave Elekid really did work against the 1's and 2's I gave the rest of the babies I guess :mandown: Typhlosion... I don't remember only giving her a 3, that's pretty harsh, but meh. Bye ***** - Red Light

Shuckle gone too soon - Canon

Miltank being potentially unscathed during night 2?! YESS MAMAAA - gardendreams

One of the anime's most iconic episodes. (Shuckle) - Red Light

#65: ELEKID - 5.64

Better than all of it's evos - BenAmuro

My favorite of the babymon but it still sucks. - Red Light

Kinda love this one? The lil fangs, the electrical plug head, rotating its arms to charge up - BambiStar

BLACK AND YELLOW AND BLACK AND YELLOW. - Conker

Useless baby Pokémon [6] I give Elekid a 2/10. - Konril

I feel like only pretty girls get Shuckle. - Subomie

Elekid is easily the best gen two baby. Like that little plug head? genius... - Subomie

iconic gf give this icon 40 HP now! - Katamari

But Pichu and Togepi still in because... y'all are TPC bootlickers - Red Light

#64: SWINUB - 5.66

Tried to be interesting but, it isn't. Swinub has a defeatist attitude and Tyra Banks will go off on her. - Conker

#2 baby behind Payolachu :clap3: not bad - BambiStar

oh hell no, delete this rate and pretend it never happened - TaggedGalaxy

The best pokemon here :clap: (Bayleef) - halcyonday

You're right. And we do. - Canon

You putas lied to me cause why Celebi still in? - panochita

UMMM? she is not getting touched anytime soon - Seffers

Swinub is so cute - I thought the gays would respond to that. - Subomie

I don't really consider Togepi a baby just a new mon used to introduce the breeding mechanic - BambiStar

Swinub is the cutest. Y'all just don't get it. - halcyonday

Did we do these rates with blindfolds on? Why did this of all things rise 20 spots :rip: - coolcristobal

I gave all baby mon a 4 sans Togepi, yes it's payola but at least it worked, the others are just there - panochita

#63: LEDIAN - 5.69

What the Pokemon Company had with u was personal bae - Panochita

it just could have gone further. - GardenDreams

Should have been part fighting-type. - Red Light

wish it was strong - FunnyFatty

Red is the new black. - Conker

Great design but wow she really needs some updates to actually be more interesting. - Ewan Chaos

Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully? Quickly. dumped on the lesser version of the game, terrible stats, terrible typing (Why is it not Fighting type?), They really hated this one. I give Ledian a 4/10 - Konril

Poor Ledian. :'( I truly LOVE her design but lord she is so ****ing WORTHLESS. TPC made Johto Pokemon like they hated them idgi - Red Light

I don't much about algebuh but didn't Miss Solar already give their 15 to Ledyba? - Subomie

#62: HITMONTOP - 5.70

worst evolution ever - PMM

Dead at its only redeeming quality being Intimidate - BambiStar

he has the hype but lacks so much things. - FunnyFatty

Dumb way of how to evolve it. - Conker

My theory is that Satoshi Tajiri was biten by a bug that looks like her irl as a kid and then lashed on this queen, like the pokemon just seems to be created for misery - panochita

It didn't rise, the others simply fell below it. - Almodusa

Ledian deserved an evo, regional variant, mega, giga something - BambiStar

hitmontop is fun - Seffers

Hitmonverse at most :mandown: ugly - BambiStar

Oh **** no. Hitmontop. Packs bags Ciara gif - Red Light

I used to be a Hitmontop hater but her model from XY and on :ahh: Zumba legend! - coolcristobal

I grew to like Hitmontop as it's a good addition to my Sword team - Almodusa

If I could have given two 15's I would have given one to Hitmontop. :redface: It ****ing dropped 12 spots? :jonny2: kill me - Red Light

You know I rank this so high because it reminds me of that Pokémon movie with Latios and Latias and those two girls who serve **** the whole time. - Sadie Saxton

Never knew Hitmontop had stans thought it was destined for Bottom 20 - BambiStar

#61: YANMA - 5.72

like so boring - GardenDreams

4/10 and I'm being generous after I wasted 15 Pokeballs on this thing in Pokemon Colosseum. - Conker

Wait, Hitmontop and Sudo deserved better! - UnusualBoy

Nooo Yanma :'( Mega will redeem her in the Gen 4 Rate - BambiStar

how did she last this ****ing long :rip: - Red Light

Don't scare me like that with the tagging. I thot my 15 was leaving. - Subomie

girl SAME :redface: Almost threw my laptop - Red Light

Mostly chops, all of this baby phobia my 15 won't make it much longer I fear - Rigalo

Lets talk about how Smoochum & this lady who most definitely has heart problems + is racist look alike. Anyway the only good thing about today is we exiled more #UselessBabyPokemon - Magickarp

Right?! I hope all your corneas burn tonight. (Celebi) - Magickarp

I don't even remember who i gave my 15 to :deadbanana2: - Magickarp

You spilled because when I think about it Pokemon is the only franchise where I like spider designs and my arachnophobia is severe - Chiidish

icon noooo (Hitmontop) i named mine eddy and christie growing up :bibliahh: - Katamari

Hung Up = Hag out = celebi out :laugh2: - panochita

Typhlosion being out cos her 3D sprite is horrible :gaycat7: - LastKiss

I didn't know the flopkorita stanning was serious here :biblio: - Rence

Damn, ok, tonight could have gone much worse, but y'all chopping Ledian and Hoppip hurts. Looooove those cuties! - Curaga

Time for a Marill massacre next update - PillowCase

What did y'all do to my baby Typhlosion... - Dark Miracles

i am eating those results :chick1: - PMM

I have no idea who's gonna win this thing - Hurem

Ledian should have been OUT on day one I hope the 15 was worth it - sunbathinganimal

Ugly F*cking HAGS The severe lack of taste you heaux exhibit is mind boggling, casting a curse on you at this moment. - Sawk

I actually gave it a 10 but still ur lack of taste jumped OUT go clean a toilet in Bangkok! - Solar

Not Smoochum being the biggest loss so far I once did a baby only run on HG/SS and she helped me sweep through Lance's Dragonites and I'll be forever grateful - By The Water

Y'all are so wrong for hatecriming Quilava and Typhlosion like that... - SlowGinFizzzz

Yay, my 0 (Hitmontop) is out:clap3:I will admit that their minigame in Stadium 2 is fun though. - Ponzi

Forretress out :biblio: Bye Johto rate :gaycatina1: - Heldenzeit

I know y'all didn't just get rid of my good judy Smoochum - Apostolis

Forretress and Magcargo deserved better now come on now - Gourgeist

did we hate crime them or did Gamefreak hatecrime little legend Cyndaquil? *laughs in everstone* - Chiidish

How Pichu survived, the onslaught of babies I have no idea. Apart from Sudowoodo, I didn't mind losing any of these. I lost only two 7's. I probably would have given Delibird a 6 if it wasn't close to Christmas. Yanma surely would have gotten a 2, if not for the Christmas aesthetics. (He's decked in red/green for Christ sake. And I'm a Team Rocket stan too.) Yanma was annoying as hell to catch in Colosseum. I'm not sure if there was a "Catch Rate" glitch or something. I need to learn how to NOT second guess myself with these ratings (Give Smeargle a 1! or Give Smeargle a 2!) After all, something like that is causing the ties in the rankings. And it might prevent my favorite from winning. My 0 is still in but, at least my 15 is still in. Mild Spoiler: I gave my 0 to something that was "just kinda there" not like it's a "OH MY GOD YOU JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON!1!1! HOW DARE YOU!" tactic but, something that will make you go "Oh...all that worry was for not." I was VERY close to giving Houndour/Houndoom my 0 but...I think there was something more "superficial" and "synthetic" and "beauty is only skin deep" I wanted to give my 0 to. - Conker

Conker truly is a charity worker. Giving comments on otherwise unremarkable Pokémon. The lone pity comment on Swinub is a kii. - Konril

Legend Aipom - Sawk

not all this over Aipom of all pokemon - Seffers

Verse icon - Katamari

I can't wait for how I'll present the top 10. - Hey Dude

Let's not forget that Shuckle was the first pokemon to ever get an ability before gen 3 even dropped, trully a trailblazer and doesn't get the credit it deserves - Gourgeist

the ability to be useless - Solar

not my score giving Eleking a top 60 placement :foxaylove: - Norte

Is it too early to call for Feraligatr's elimination? - SlowGinFizzzz

Yes - BambiStar

Realistically who is surprised about Hoothoot being the first eliminated tonight anyway :cm: - Red Light

Honestly though. I kinda forgot it existed :deadbanana4: - Curaga

#60: HOOTHOOT - 5.79

Hooters really thought she did something, well think again - Panochita

Iconic - BenAmuro

Flying well above Cerberus, this thing patrols the gates of Hell. - elevate

Pidgey found dead in a cage - BambiStar

Always wished Misty had caught Hoothoot in that one episode. Illusion Confusion. - Conker

Not Godcune - Almodusa

No one making any noise for Bootboot :rip: - coolcristobal

Hoothoot is a fckn brilliant design with the big red eyes and clock-hand brows and the standing on one foot gimmick. Ofc, it loses all of that stuff to evolve into a pretty boring owl. Chinchou teas. - Subomie

One of the better regional bird first stages :clap3: - BambiStar

No idea what's leaving tonight. Maybe the Donphan line, Teddiursa line, and idk what else - Red Light

M[redacted] shouldn't still be in honestly :chick2: - BambiStar

pretty decent mons overall staying so far :clap: - halcyonday

Most of the chaff's pretty much gone at this point tbh :clap: - coolcristobal

Chinchou out already? **** - Curaga

#59: CHINCHOU - 5.87

I love this pig tail girly! I love the light emitting from them. hugely underrated. and could have been a fan favorite if it didn't have an underwhelming evolution - GardenDreams

i love her. They could sell her as a mythical if they wanted - FunnyFatty

Delightful little fellow. - Conker

Oh okay yeah this feels about right. - Red Light

Aligator, megatron and rotten onion to be out next - panochita

Suicune not getting its own graphic ff - Almodusa

Time for the MAGAnium line to get the chop - By The Water

I hate how flat it looks tbh like Blissey's big ass sat on it :skull: - coolcristobal

#58: URSARING - 5.91

kinda serving masc4masc bear on grindr - PillowCase

a bully - GardenDreams

as a bear i like him. Mostly they are ugly. - FunnyFatty

Smokey The Bear taking more drugs than Conker ever has. Usaring took ecstasy, morphine, nicotine, tobacco and LSD. - Conker

Even if my name was Natalie Nunn you b****es still couldn't Chinchou me :'( - BambiStar

It's a cool Pokémon should have been psychic flying :redface: - Katamari

My brother accidentally used his Master Ball on an Ursaring in Victory Road one time. :redface: - Red Light

Noctowl still in? :jonnycat: - Katamari

#57: MANTINE - 5.97

i think this pokemon is super underrated. i love the design it has the opportunity to have a cool sleek evolution. he just looks happy and helpful - GardenDreams

i loved him so much. I hope he will get an evo soon - FunnyFatty

Have you guys seen Code Lyoko? Those mantaees enemies were weird. - Conker

Omg I gagged at Suicune leaving nn Thank GOODNESS it was PootToot instead - Relampago.

Nooo Ursaring! Played DKC3 recently and now it reminds me of the Brothers Bear - BambiStar

aww ursaring - Seffers

If u told me this hunch back, beer gut, bipedal atrocity was a post G6 starter, i would believe u. (Feraligatr) - Magickarp

Aww Mantine :heart2: Jasmine used one in Stadium 2 and I always thought something was very slayful about that. Only thing I remember about Code Lyoko is every episode ended the same way with the weird quiet girl using her powers or whatever at the perfect time :deadbanana: - Red Light

#56: LANTURN - 6.00

PMM - great type combo

A GLOW UP - Panochita

one of the first dual types that truly felt innovative creative and fun - Chiidish

Need her to guide me through Glimmer's Galleon one time - BambiStar

one of my faves - FunnyFatty

No complaints here. Solid Pokemon. - Conker

robbed queen - Seffers

Yall did Ursaring wrong :jonny6: I'm happy they finally expanded on him with Ursaluna and BM Ursaluna :jonny6: - Sadie Saxton

Mantine is gone. Magby is gone. Magcargo is gone. But I'm still standing. (Meganium) - Relampago.

Oh the water girlies are getting cleaned out tonight - Red Light

I don't hate Lanturn but it does make me want to invest some stock in Everstones. - Subomie

LANTURN? OK, this is the first one that making me a little mad! - Curaga

Lanturn always reminds me of that one trainer who beat Misty in that tournament :deadbanana2: Always wanted to use one since - Sadie Saxton

girl wtf? Mantine is one of the very few good designs of G2 Lantrun beating it too? :deadbanana: only the gays - Magickarp

aaand another Donkey Kong reference :clown: Down 23 spots punched this line out so fast! - BambiStar

#55: LARVITAR - 6.04

its giving karate kid jaden smith - GardenDreams

Dratini ender - BambiStar

Anime points going for it and that's it - Conker

Goddam now THIS reveal is giving Madonna single post-2000 :deadbanana: How'd it fall this hard? Did Lanturn spark a recent controversy in the anime or sumn? - coolcristobal

Maybe I'm blind like a zubat but Where is suicine :redface: - Katamari

I didn't even spell Ursaring's name correctly in my write-up. :stare: I don't know why I was generous with giving that thing a 5. - Conker

Satans spawn the worst Pokémon of all time to use - Katamari

He's still in :smile: - Hey Dude

Chinchou is one of the few Pre-evos that outsold it's evo. Also, Bruxish OUTSOLD. - Magickarp

Someone mentioned it as a joke - it's not the actual rate - Sadie Saxton

I have a feeling is coming soon and I have to milk my peace while she's still here - Gardendreams

Larvitar too? Damn why are all these good mons doing so much worse than last Rate - BambiStar

Okay diva down… we're starting to lose some good ones with Legendturn and Larvislay out :rip: These plummets serving Houdini chart run - Relampago.

surprised he's so low, he's cute for a rock type and he's got personality and anime nostalgia. The low scores are giving sabotage and I don't doubt we'll be seeing daddy ttar miss the top 20 as a result :psyduck: - Subomie

#54: FURRET - 6.09

A CHAMBEAAAR - Panochita

Sentret literally looks like it should be the evolution to Furret - BenAmuro

UNDERRATED and I won't hear anything else about legend herself - Sadie Saxton

that's mother. if you get it, you get it. - Seffers

Aging meme queen and that's about it - BambiStar

FURRET IS NOT A GROUND TYPE. - Conker

FURRETTTTTTTT 3333333 - Seffers

I know Furret became sort of a meme but I kinda hate her. - Subomie

good riddance - halcyonday

Subomie, you have some explaining to do. Furret at a 1? - Curaga

Larvitar :chick3: and yeah that looks like it would be the 1st stage, not the 2nd - Almodusa

bout to drop a hot take: bellossom is bottom ten this gen and should've been gone - Subomie

#53: OCTILLERY - 6.11

i like octopus. this is an octopus - GardenDreams

GF was feeling extra creative when they made this water type red. their mind - Gourgeist

Two words: Tank Octopus - BambiStar

Red octa. Cute guy. - Conker

I thought she was going to be overrated and wanted to stop her in her tracks... :biblio: - Subomie

stream pink friday 2 furret - Seffers

Noooooooo Furret should be higher :jonny2: When Pikachu's Thunderbolt didn't work against her in the anime because they thought it was ground-type jkfhajksdh - Red Light

PLS not the chambear furret video :deadbanana2: - Relampago.

NOT TWO 10's IN A ROW :jonny2::jonny2: - Red Light

I gave out so little 10s and yet they've been dropping like flies :deadbanana2: - Magickarp

All those 10s for ******* Furret :deadbanana2: - TaggedGalaxy

Never forget she had her own signature move at one point. A star! :clap3: - coolcristobal

#52: HOUNDOUR - 6.12

Won a Johto ranking on a rival website. (Well, technically it was Houndoom) and you don't even see it in the wild in G/S/C until you got to Kanto. - Conker

Not Furrettttttt :jonny6: my very first play through of silver when I was so little I solo'd the game with an over leveled Furrett - Sadie Saxton

Seffers - Robbed a bit

Aw bye you little rascal - Almodusa

I only gave Houndour a 4? Mess :priceless: - Red Light

elusive queen! getting a number one with no promo, no music video, not even in the country at the time! a bad *****! - Subomie

Houndour is a great design I really don't understand the hate :psyduck: - BambiStar

GODdour out NOOOOO Now y'all wanna be holy? None of you are seeing heaven anyways this is our mascot - Relampago.

Based on the sudden sabotage placements I fear we will end up with Average Tusk winning the rate - Relampago.

Speak on it sis - Sadie Saxton

#51: GLIGAR - 6.17

cute but worthless - PMM

just because I know what's to come - Chiidish

I think Ash had one. - Conker

Gligar is really fugly but Gliscor will be receiving my 10 in the gen 4 rate! - Relampago.

...Meanwhile Pichu and Togepi survive another ****ing night. - Red Light

Like put your tongue back in your mouth ugly. You're not Bangerz Miley - Relampago.

STAY MAD - Seffers

Leave the king alone - Blue.

The way you follow a mid af mon with a genuine slay and back and forth. This relentless topping and bottoming. What are we gonna do with you? - Subomie

I thought both Phanpy and Donphan would be long dead by now. :deadbanana: - Red Light

#50: PICHU - 6.18

we didn't need her - Blue.

I disagree with a lot of GSC criticism but the baby Pokemon are truly pointless and irritating. - Red Light

disgusting - Chiidish

Objectively horrible bc baby Pika but lowkey a cutie. the spanking gif is a classic - BambiStar

Useless baby Pokémon - Konril

FINALLY the nepo baby is gone :clap3: - BambiStar

All those TENS :deadbanana: For a newborn sewer rat? - coolcristobal

Pichu the other rats - By The Water

Several people defending Donphag and Pichu being gone all on the same page.. we're doomed - Relampago.

He's a blonde rat how can I not give him a 10 - Hey Dude

did pichu come and personally terrorize some of you this intense hatred :ahh: - Seffers

but if Pichu's gone then Togepi has gotta be not far behind him. Come on out, lil one. did pichu terrorize some of you this intense hatred :ahh: - Red Light

Guess I have to stan this Gens ONLY new Ghost Type. - Canon

#49: MISDREAVUS - 6.22

honestly, ATE - GardenDreams

Adorable, powerful, game-changing in my heart and my heart alone. - elevate

She's actually kinda cute but yall would crown this basic lil girl the winner if I don't do anything about it - coolcristobal

so mother - Sawk

A goth punk moment of female rage - BambiStar

Totally forgettable until it's evolution in Gen 4. - Conker

Representing the only Ghost type excellence this Gen. - Konril

LMAOOOOOOO - coolcristobal

Lol. - Hey Dude

Whoa, not even two 15s could save that little hairdo with a necklace :biblio: - Curaga

UMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT THE **** Y'ALL TASTELESS ******* THAT'S LITERALLY AN ICON... - Seffers

Oh wow... oh wow. - Red Light

What in the willow - By The Water

If miss Serendipity was here, Togepiss would've been OUT by now. We need to count her imaginary votes too. - Magickarp

#48: DONPHAN - 6.23

love this thing - PMM

just like the mareep line. how does that cute little bay elephant turn into someone who looks like they would threaten the school - GardenDreams

Always hated the fact that Phanpy turned into this, but I appreciate it more now - BenAmuro

The sheer amount of payola she's gotten throughout Gen 9 :biblio: WHY - coolcristobal

One of the original "New Pokemon!" so will always be a bit iconic - BambiStar

ugly done great. I love him. - FunnyFatty

Boring. - Conker

DOWN FOURTY ONE SPOTS :khalyan2: WHAT WAS THE REASON - BambiStar

I gave Pichu a 1. No reasoning for why that thing had to be a waste of a perfectly good roster spot in Melee. - Conker

MOMtank haters sexualizing breastfeeding :shakeno: I see y'alls spirit - coolcristobal

#47: MURKROW - 6.25

Completely forgettable until it's evolution in Gen 4. - Conker

Donphan getting two 0s and still making top half... a win is a win. A win is a win! - Subomie

My brujeria getting Donphag OUT - Relampago.

The one comment kjfhsacmndjkaffehiuak - Red Light

Murkrow definitely sneaked into the top 50 - Almodusa

She's a full grown woman breastfeeding a Cyndaquil that is NOT her child she's disgusting - Relampago.

Murkrow with the lux witchy hat and the broom-shaped tail? He's a server, your honor. He serves. - Subomie

WaiT Donphan noo - Almodusa

All these hags falling like rocks I can't :redface: - LastKiss

The people really said Halloween is over huh :redface: - BambiStar

#46: FLAAFFY - 6.31

talent - Chiidish

90% chance of gay. - elevate

Molly (Pokemon 3 Movie) had one. That's it. That's my write-up. - Conker

HATERS?! We love Miltank! She nurtures all of us with her milk! Not sexual. It's just her mother milk. - gardendreams

cutie flaaffy - Seffers

Flaffy is the worst of her line so I get it but I hope this doesnt mean Ampharos is missing the top 10 like she deserves! - Relampago.

Flaaffy is definitely the worst of the Mareep line. I always thought it looked misshapen, probably because it's giving ugly powdered wig. - Curaga

Donphannnn :jonny6: baby me was SHOOK seeing you in the first Pokémon movie Girl at least they gave you Great Tusk - Sadie Saxton

Thinking about how I somehow spotted a lone shiny Flaaffy in Violet by noticing it was slightly lighter pink before seeing the green tail :rip: - BambiStar

Flaffy deserved better too damn - Sadie Saxton

If all this sabotaging is going on but Togepi still makes top 40 :khalyan2: Don't come to Pokemon Day Care tomorrow! - Red Light

togepi coming for top 20 where she belongs. - Seffers

#45: NOCTOWL - 6.34

Noctowl is a collapse ngl, fem with that dash of ugly in her. Wise beauty. Nocturnal icon. Underpowered queen. - PillowCase

Noctowl gets the job done. It's a cool owl. - GardenDreams

bored to death - Blue.

The first shiny I ever encountered so nostalgia - BenAmuro

should have been Dark/Normal - Chiidish

Kinda the best regional bird? Which isn't saying much cus the bar is in hell but still. - coolcristobal

should have been stronger. - FunnyFatty

Ash's only shiny. Nothing special about it otherwise. - Conker

Majestic regional birb. - Konril

#44: XATU - 6.34

The ariana of pokemon, we know you're not mexican sweety, stop pretending - Panochita

honestly one of the most fun regional birds to use - Chiidish

It's been forgotten. Its eyes look sad. I've never trusted it. = elevate

wish they made Xatu more weird. - FunnyFatty

Ronda Rousey go home heat. - Conker

I mean they were all hideous :gaycat6: - Red Light

Xatu should be higher. A top 40 mon. - Subomie

Xatu is so cool - Seffers

The fact Celebi is still in is revolting. I know whoever gave that onion higher than a 3, would definitely suck Joe Merrick off if he hit u up on Grindr. - Magickarp

Wtf :biblio: Xatu is way cooler than Noctowl! - Curaga

"Ronda Rousey Go Home Heat" LMFAO - plaidarms

The birds are icons idc they deserve better - LastKiss

Phanpy still rolling through for absolutely no reason is sending me :deadbanana: - Red Light

#43: RAIKOU - 6.343

this design feels all over the place for me. the flop between the three legendary dogs - GardenDreams

Zapdos ender - BambiStar

Who's your daddy? Raikou, that's who. - Conker

The runt of the Legendary Beasts. No theatrical movie for you buddy.

My fave is in it to win it. - Blue.

the worst dog so..bye - Seffers

What the **** happened with these drops adsfjkl; who's gonna be top 10 at this rate? Mareep and Wooper? - coolcristobal

Tiger daddy is TOO masc for these homos :gaycat7: - Last Kiss

NOOOO KING :gaycat6: You deserved better, glad you came thru with Great Tusk to further elevate your majestuosity. - Blue.

The Ghost payola has finally been stopped and poor Misdreavus is the first casualty. But even though I rated her highly, MisHAGius and Flutter MINGE outsold. - Konril

All these insane drops like the girls were in the previous Johto Rate taking NOTES - BambiStar

#42: CORSOLA - 6.36

one of my favorite Pokémon ever, if it would only be more usable - Blue.

obsessed. - Seffers

Queen omg - Sawk

A seven for 7 natural wonders of the world cutie - BambiStar

Her dying in gen 8 was the best thing to happen to her - Ewan Chaos

It's like Eve Torres. The BOREWHORE of the sea. And not even being a Hoeski can salvage that. It's like her wrestling skills. Water/Rock is TRASH. - Conker

I was very afraid a certain someone was getting chopped like an onion today. Until next time! - Curaga

togepi remains unscathed top 41 and beyond queen - Seffers

ROTTEN ass results today tbh! - coolcristobal

LEGEND CORSOLa was unfortunately a victim of the GF RNG BST's - Katamari

Not my 15 being out already. - Blue.

This rate is wild. :deadbanana: The slew of massive drops and the first-stage domination. We're ending with a top 5 of Chikorita, Totodile, Wooper, Phanpy, and Teddiursa. - Red Light

Umm the Raikou sabotage is kinda nasty :biblio: Xatu leaving too, serving racism :biblio: NOctowl is whatever, bye Wish Celebi was gone first but - whatever - Relampago.

This Gen 1 evo deserves Top 10 :clack: idk why I keep double posting but did I lie? - BambiStar

The gen one evos are too slayful. I would gladly take Steelix - Scizor - Porygon2 - Kingdra - Blissey as a top five ngl. - Subomie

Originally gave her my 15 :jonny5: strategically it made more sense than Dunsparce but ultimately couldn't turn my back on Big D like that's family :jonny5: - BambiStar

Just watch. It will be a REAL :mrpeanut:" downgrade" :mrpeanut: when you see Porygon 2 be #41 tomorrow. - Conker

I could've sworn Dunsparce was popular, but she placed low 7 years ago too :deadbanana: Like i can understand a lazy design like Dudunsparce flopping, but Dunspace? :biblio: - Magickarp

Politoed still in :biblio: - sunbathinganimal

ok this time we lost some legends :chick3: sad for donphan and lanturn - PMM

Oh hell no Octillery being out. anigif_enhanced-9629-1501624251-1 dot gif Please ban G.U.Y from participating in future pokerates - Gourgeist

Can you say a perfect evolution line? Can you say a clean ten average? Can you say seizure warning? Can you say Eviolite & Recover tank? Can you say Tera Normal Adaptability +2 Hyper Beam? - Subomie

I love logging back in and seeing Team Eevee prevail :clap: Why is Heracross still here tho? Someone nail it to the cross already - Frappucino

Can you say NO1CURR? - Frappucino

shut the **** up, uglee. nobody care about you stanning the same two dogs as every other basic white girl either but you don't see me calling you out on it. get bent. - Subomie

rhinoplasty , chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift. still ate :clap3: - G.U.Y.

Octillery is my everything. That cry, that ******* MOVEPOOL What a legend. I hate y'all - Dark Miracles

I probably would've given Corsola a 1 if Queen Misty didn't have one. Flop elegance. - Conker

Oh Well this rate is more fun and better paced so thats all that really matters. Music not the bling - Relampago.

regretting my 15 tbh, my first Pokemon rate and I didn't score tactically - sunbathinganimal

We'll have to agree to disagree! :chick2: - BambiStar

The theses and thinkpieces for PoryGOD :ahh: See when you're the it girl - coolcristobal

no comment just love this gif - Seffers

Ms Jynx deserves an evo like her uglee brothers - sunbathinganimal

Shook at how this rate has like 20+ stable views whenever it's live tho, AND 60 participants?! Poki eating the pacing?!:jonny5: - Magickarp

Why is Jumpluff still in :skull: - Almodusa

Cuteness and speed won - Curaga

Why is Slowking still in :deadbanana4: Clownery - Curaga

#41: FERALIGATR - 6.39

it looks like tank with each part from another tank - PMM

The back sprite is so relatable to me - Gourgeist

BEST FINAL STARTER EVER + a great ass - BambiStar

loved the fact that he would evolve at level 30. I think he is the only starter that does that. - FunnyFatty

Would be higher if it wasn't for grammar school. - Conker

My favorite starter EVER, both first stage and last. - Ewan Chaos

#40: QUAGSIRE - 6.39

great type combo but what is this design? - PMM

ugly and slay. - FunnyFatty

2001 memories from that one episode. Once In A Blue Moon. 3 - Conker

Love him, but Clodsire outsold. - Ewan Chaos

Oh the water dark excellence you should have been :gaycat7: - Katamari

feralimider finally out - Seffers

RIP, Booty King - Curaga

Both okay, but blue water types leaving is never a bad thing. - Subomie

ugly - TaggedGalaxy

Feraligator doesn't get enough hate let's be real - Chiidish

spill - Seffers

#39: GIRAFARIG - 6.40

was improved by getting an evo finally - Flexus

should have gotten that evo. - FunnyFatty

The Tribe Has Spoken. Girafarig played a fake hidden immunity idol. Get out. - Conker

awwwww I like girafarig - Seffers

The sneak! She stomps on her haters! - Subomie

I will be counting those 10's on Celebi, top 40 is way too high for that onion - panochita

Yassss Girafarig Top 40 :clap3: - illWill

#38: MARILL - 6.46

I've seen a tiktok video calling her pikablue and how she was supposed to be the pikaclone of this gen, it's so sad they didn't take this route cause my girl Marill actually has a cute design and slays unlike the actual pikaclones - Panochita

an icon, should have been the generation pikaclone - Blue.

You will never be Pikachu - Canon

Needs her own Let's Go - Rigalo

meh - illWill

I'm pikablue it wasn't that powerful rat's successor - BambiStar

zzzzzzzzzz - Conker

Nooooo, Marill is so cute and iconic :jonny2: #Pikablu4Ever - Curaga

also idk why but Marill's Platinum sprite has always made me scream. What the **** bad news did she get between the release of DP and HGSS? - Subomie

#37: HOUNDOOM - 6.52

filthy mutt - Chiidish

Pre Mega Houndoom, before she attended a pride parade but still fab. - elevate

F*** the gossip it's an evil type fire breathing hell dog. Yes today, Satan! - BambiStar

Won a Johto ranking on another website, who's name I will not mention. 1/10 for not having a repeat winner by default. - Conker

I love dogs. That's it - Konril

that's daddy - Seffers

She heard fairy type was coming way in advance and was planning her repeak! Two gens later and aqua jet + play rough + a hidden ability and she EVOLVED into that ***** :clap3: - Chiidish

evilgrinchgif - Conker

The iconic marill and her pre movie debut short are so iconic :clap: - Katamari

Loser :santa: (Houndoom) - Chiidish

not top 5 to 30s serving actual houdini chart run - Seffers

Houndoom deserved better. :chick3: - illWill

ngl, Misdreavus and Houndoom falling from T10 should be a ki but the way we're on track to replace them with Bellossom and Meganium makes me think that the wrong targets were sabotaged :suburban: - Subomie

UU for Ugly and Untalented goodbye mutt - Chiidish

I come and I go indeed - By The Water

(-32) oh y'all are joining Houndoom in hell - BambiStar

Houndoom is so good :jonnycat: - Katamari

#36: CYNDAQUIL - 6.55

cute - PMM

of all the gens my favorite starter - plaidarms

******* ugly and her piercing shriek in the anime could have killed a small animal. - Red Light

just meh - Chiidish

smol and cute. all the initial starters were slays this gen. - Seffers

Cute, good design, great starter! Shame about Typhlosion - BambiStar

super cute love him - FunnyFatty

Deduct a few points for being useless in Melee. - Conker

Help me understand why Pichu is out and Wabblefat is still in.. - CristianGarcia

cyndaquil my lil cutieeeee - Seffers

Not Raikou freefalling faster than A Nicki feature - CristianGarcia

ahhhhhh the fire type WIPEOUT, blue TSUNAMI AHHHHHHH - Chiidish

Yeah I know Houndoom is gonna get tanked so I made sure to give a short positive commentary and even that gets shafted out of oblivion. RACISME. RACISME. RACISME. - Konril

Nooo Cyndaqueen :jonny5: Chickorita line clearing - BambiStar

As long as my 15 is top 20 I'll be happy, if it or GODBAT make top 5/win I will be ecstatic - Chiidish

Cyndi Lauper is cute...I wanted to make a pun where Totodile and Chikorita are Madonna and Janet too, but nothing's coming - Subomie

Flop - Katamari

I gave the entire MAGAnium line a 1 and it still wasn't enough it seems. Next time she's getting my 0 - By The Water

These MilTANK pictures make me so glad I gave that thing a 1 - By The Water

Cyndaqueen :'( - Almodusa

Haters gonna hate the Queen that brings all the boys to her yard udder. - Konril

#35: SLOWKING - 6.56

this is your elder gay that survived the AIDSdemic. Slowking such great advice to give and is all knowing tbh. - GardenDreams

The buck teeth. The plastic beach umbrella collar. The artisanal clay pot from HomeGoods crown. Disgraced the line! - BambiStar

He could use pants. - Conker

#34: SNEASEL - 6.56

this is a pokemon that i feel like i should like. and i just am meh about it - GardenDreams

Would be higher if not for the fact, I got in a fight with a Sneasel fanboy on Twitter back in 2015. - Conker

#ThankYouWeavile for saving ha - Ewan Chaos

Mother's milk couldn't save Cyndie this time :'( - GardenDreams

Sneasel is cu*ty, but Weavile took it to the next level. I also kinda started preferring the Hisuian Sneasel too these days. I just think it's neat. - Subomie

UGH. - By The Water

Sneasel is a DIVAAAA - Seffers

CLOWN DOWN! :hippo::hippo::hippo: (Slowking) - Curaga

Explain to me how all these talented beauties are leaving before the crack baby - coolcristobal

Bye Slowfat! Bros before Kings :gaycatina1: - BambiStar

Maybe an ATRL fave because ain't no one irl picking that flop over Cynda and Totodile - By The Water

#33: PORYGON2 - 6.57

the 2 in its name is quite apt for this one. Weird digi-duck. - paidarms

Paying for the sins of its ancestors to this day. :sad: - Red Light

Rude and ugly like its predecessor. - elevate

Porygon in her glowup teen era before becoming an unhinged adult - BambiStar

meh. Dont care really. - FunnyFatty

I remember like one trainer and I mean ONE trainer had a Porygon in G/S/C. It was at the Team Rocket hideout. I killed it in one hit with Arbok's dig and I was like okay, wow that was easy. - Conker

imagine if it had a good stab to use in gen 3 :jonny5: it could have been a ghetto weavile but with icy wind/fake out support that an a smidge more att and hp :jonny5: - Katamari

porygon2 a slay as well - Seffers

Can we all pour a glass of milk for Miltank's reveal? - Gardendreams

slowking and porygon 2 :deadbanana4: oh wow oh wow oh wow oh my goood - Katamari

No words. - BambiStar

The entire Porygon line is kinda iconic - By The Water

If we starting to dump the cross-gen evos then I guess Politoed should be going now too. He's just a tier below the really great ones. - Subomie

The only thing that needs an Upgrade is the taste in here you smell that s*** - BambiStar

#32: ENTEI - 6.58

i did cry in that one movie with entei and he is pretty cool. - GardenDreams

gives protective dad vibes - Seffers

i loved his movie. I remember i went with my parents to the cinema to watch it :weeps: how time goes by. - FunnyFatty

I know the score is a little high but, he was OP in Melee and in a good way. The 3rd Pokemon movie was the best one. Molly's dad turning into an Entei of all things. - Conker

I mean obviously I would stan Politoed but still - BambiStar

This is fantastic. - Conker

gasps - Seffers

Lowkey all the paradox forms clear these beasts - By The Water

Finally! Worst of the trio :clap3: - BambiStar

POLITOED IS A SLAY! - Curaga

& that was me being NICE! That frog should be on trial for the war crimes he and Latios committed on Gen 5 OU! - Subomie

Entei out before top 20? You tasteless motherf***ers :redface: - plaidarms

The Gen V weather wars were so iconic idc. We love you, Politoed :heart: - By The Water

Not that I hate her inherently but the more Celebi gets a better placement the more you support Joe Merrick. - Konril

#31: WOBBUFFET - 6.60

Anime payola worked on me - Hallad173

tv icon - plaidarms

iconic in anime - Sawk

Like the 3rd biggest anime icon behind only Pikarat and Meowth when you think about it - BambiStar

I'm a big aficionado for Team Rocket. I love Team Rocket. But you really couldn't use this thing in the games. And that's my affidavit that I'm writing down. Wobbuffet's in that cave in Blackthorn City and by that point? No. Sorry. - Conker

Entei is responsible for the most boring movie from the early generations - Almodusa

Celebi is the saving grace for Gen II grass types, let's not associate it with J*e - By The Water

wobbbbbbbafett icon - Seffers

Next one is a tie. One of them rose 20 spots but no one besides Conker bothered to comment on it. A sneak. - Hey Dude

Iconic design. Iconic anime role. Iconic ability. Iconic purpose. Iconic fan theory. - Subomie

In a utopian world Wobbuffet should have sparred with Chris Brown, see how that abusive man likes it. - Konril

wobbuffet (+23) Atrl has been serving absolute taste in 2023 - Gardendreams

All that anime payola and no one cares - BambiStar

#30: SKARMORY - 6.63

low-scoring solely because this one was a nightmare in Shadows of Almia - so annoying - plaidarms

im sorry, it's cool but i just never got into this bitty - GardenDreams

ugly - Chiidish

OU legend and I need yall to rate her better - Sadie Saxton

wasnt introduced to her until gen 3 - karron0624

The original good bird mon - BambiStar

Lacks something. Don't know what it is. - Conker

A Steel-Flying icon that will never need a pre-evo or a new evo. - Ewan Chaos

#29: WOOPER - 6.63

It's like that one song by Aly and AJ. DON'T LET NOBODY TELL YOU. THAT YOUR LIFE IS OVER. BE EVERY COLOR THAT YOU ARE. Wooper could be Pooper in Scarlet/Violet and other things. Wooper 3 - Conker

Skarmory shoulda been top ten. Kind of hate that Corviknight replaced her these days. Skarm is so much cooler, despite how desperately they wanted Corv to be cool. - Subomie

Entei is not boring. Nah. We will not tolerate this slander when we got this amazing opening battle. And c***y Molly. - Konril

wooooooooooooooper - Seffers

Wooper was still in? - By The Water

Skarmory deserves Top 20 :biblio: - BambiStar

Wooper wasn't a sneak! Wooper deserved this spot! We just all agreed. - gardendreams

RIP Wooper. - Curaga

Paldean Wooper and Clodsire outsold. - Konril

The Gen 3 kid experience of finding Skarmory for the first time on Route 113, immediately thinking it's fucken awesome, and then failing to catch it with all 23 of your pokéballs. Whew, we were pressed. - Subomie

Yeah Wooper/Quagsire were always good but just there for me Paldean forms made me stan :clap3: - BambiStar

Espeon & Umbreon both in the Top 30 we love to see it - CristianGarcia

where they belong - Seffers

The kid experience of having Skarmory and Blissey be the defensive core of literally every team in OU - coolcristobal

#28: AZUMARILL - 6.70

wish it would have been more stylized, she needs to go to Pikachu's surgeon - Blue.

play rough, aqua jet, oh she came to PLAY - Chiidish

oh great it got bigger - illWill

Literally just looks like a Marill that swallowed another Marill. Lazy! Though she was one of my faves to use in Gen 5 competitive - coolcristobal

Gag at her slowly becoming a monster with Huge Power + physical split + Fairy type - BambiStar

Mickey Mouse on acid. - Conker

Azu :'( - BambiStar

Ok, but it's objectively funny that Azumarill hits harder than Dragonite and Deoxys-Attack. - Subomie

Oh, that's not—:jonny2: This was one of my 15 contenders. LEGEND. - Curaga

Blissey? :O - BambiStar

#27: BLISSEY - 6.72

i hate the design - PMM

I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret: - PillowCase

My go to Pokémon to beat up to gain EXP in ORAS. - Konril

i eat 3-4 eggs a day. how can i not LOVE blissey? - GardenDreams

Mama June lookin punching bag. Girl when I catch you it's Close Combat on sight! - coolcristobal

It's like that Coyote Ugly movie. Blissey would sing "Can't Fight The Moonlight" and get a crowd raving. - Conker

Omg and I just caught a Wooper a few moments ago - Almodusa

Pissey was one of my 0 contenders :fan: - coolcristobal

Mickey Mouse really was the inspiration behind Marill, you can see it in the ears. - Hey Dude

You mean every stylized cartoon mouse ears ever - BambiStar

Wait...blissey is top 5 material... Now I'm Salty! And phanpy is still in? - gardendreams

Wobbuffet you deserved top 25 :weeps: - Almodusa

I only have ONE 10 remaining and my 15... - Magickarp

Marill seeing her placement - Subomie

A big bih :gaycatina1: she's okay... not sure if I like her better than Chansey though - BambiStar

TOGEPI TOP 26 IKTFR! - Rigalo

Blissey deserved top 10! Just say yall hate health care workers! :gaycat7: - LastKiss

Cyndaquil out while Chikoritas whole line in is foolish.. - CristianGarcia

We lost Azu and P2 but there's talent still there :clap: Not the Chikorita line still in lmao. - UnusualBoy

Meganium, Ampharos, Crobat, Kingdra and Heracross is the only correct top 5. out legendaries and mythicals. eat the rich! - LastKiss

not the Obsessed Houndoom Haters winning :biblio: other than that and Girafarig no big losses for me - sunbathinganimal

STEELIX dom topping his way to the top 25 :clap3:underbite legend - Rabbit

Bayleef still in… y'all know that's wrong - Rigalo

still in and coming for number 1 iktr - sunbathinganimal

As long as we correctly have maganium as the lowest of the chickorita line idc, and it looks like I could have gave Crobat my 15 I didn't think it would chart this high still. Oh Crobat the LEGEND that you are - Chiidish

This icon still being in, I know some girls are MAD (Celebi) - TaggedGalaxy

My absolute favourite Pokémon Heracross still eating :clap3:ATRL her taste :clap3: - Fevesy

Quagsire and Skarmory out before big bird and her birdling ass having cousin of the sea? I hate yall - Sadie Saxton

Joe Merrick is exactly your white mass shooter type, so i'm not surprised - Magickarp

We have the same type not this self drag - TaggedGalaxy

Heracross deserves the world - Chiidish

Today's update will be traumatic. - Hey Dude

Oh no...Togepi... - Curaga

What in the name of caucasity did I just read? - Konril

Have u tried Nurtec? - Magickarp

I won't be there because the Europhobic scheduling but fly high Jumpluff - Gourgeist

Ready for Lugia and Tyranitrash to be OUT :hippo::hippo: - illWill

where da hoes at? for Heracross? - - Subomie

we here - Chiidish

all I ask is togepi makes top 20 - Seffers

Ready to see Togepi smashed to yolk. :foxaylove2: - Red Light

#26: CROBAT - 6.78

a pretty solid evolution line to be honest. - GardenDreams

I want yall tasteless fagguettes to understand this is a masterpiece. A true hidden gem. I'd give it my 15 but I suspect a few of you may plan on sabotaging this WINNER. That's okay. Crobat is a WINNER. And not everyone has that to their credit. - Chiidish

A Friendship evolution done correctly. - Canon

y'all will sabotage her cus she's the first winner but it's too late for that. She will and always will be ATRL's first Johto queen :fan: - coolcristobal

Overrated, ugly, basically a less cool Gligar. Pick a struggle! - BambiStar

great evo for a horrible line - FunnyFatty

How can Crobat live with that overbite? - Conker

the sabotage woah - Seffers

Missed whatever it was and I'm so okay with that - BambiStar

Crobat should be top 20. :biblio: - Red Light

I love Crobat and I was happy to see her win last time. BUT we need to remember that the only reason she won that rate was because the host leaked the top two halfway through voting to sabotage Tryanitar :rip: - Subomie

OMG - BambiStar

Death to Phanpy ! - GardenDreams

#25: TYRANITAR - 7.79

godzilla - PMM

i don't play pokemon for mean looking beasts. i play pokemon for cute sh**. this pokemon is cool but it just isn't my taste - GardenDreams

I didn't know who to sabotage so lets go for the one that the straights stan. - Canon

(I originally gave him 7, but since I finished the list and had given no one 0, I thought it would be gaggy to sabotage him - Sawk

Dragonite ender - BambiStar

fantastic. I love the fact that he is not a dragon too. - FunnyFatty

Pretty much obsolete until Mt. Silver. In which, I never got that far. Hey? I have a life outside of video games AND internal clock failure in those cartridges are the worst. Why do you think I gave almost everything in the 4-7 range? - Conker

The way they gave zubat this great evolution :clap3: - Sadie Saxton

Good god these have got to be the most femme results ever? :rip: - coolcristobal

Tonight is already going abysmally. :gaycat6: - Red Light

Omg 5 0s for tyranitar - GardenDreams

NO TYRANITAR! :'( Like the only pseudo I stan - BambiStar

Lugia needs to go next :fan: - illWill

#24: SUICUNE - 6.87

GardenDreams - pokemon said articuno's design worked. let's replicate it here. and it worked. sleek, cool and majestic - GardenDreams

sugrbby666 - Let me sabotage SEWERcune before she ArticuNO 2.0s this rate because you gays have no taste - sugrbby666

Sawk - outdid the others so bad - Sawk

Conker - Covergirl of Crystal in 2001. First Johto Pokemon Ash saw. A real icon. 15/10 for me. - Conker

oop - Seffers

This Suicune sabotage… I think this counts as a form of homophobia! - Rachel Berry

Ya'll sabotaged Suicune hard :deadbanana2: - Sadie Saxton

The fact that I can't even pretend the straights still stan Tar, since he's flopped in competitive this gen... Oh it's BAD for me. - Subomie

Yes! Hate crimes have been committed - GardenDreams

These results are crazy :bibliahh: Lost Ty but the others... a win is a win! - BambiStar

#23: BELLOSSOM - 6.89

better than vileplume in design worst in stats - PMM

she deserves the world. there are so many sexy grass pokemon and bellossom just wants to go to a laua - GardenDreams

kinda weird - Chiidish

plant icon of the world. - Seffers

An inferior evo, Vileplume clears in every way. Sorry! - BambiStar

QUEEN. It's like Your Love Is A Lie by Simple Plan. The best song by them. - Conker

oh thats mother - Seffers

About time. - Subomie

How the hell the Crobat win last time ff - Almodusa

I like Bellossom but #23 - Red Light

Asdfghjkl how is this vegetable so high? :deadbanana2: also the fact that she can get quiver dance and strength sap is BUSTED :deadbanana2: - Sadie Saxton

Bellossom sucks SO bad. Would be like a 3 or 4 if it was standalone but WHY tack it on to the great Oddish line? What's the relation there? Weeds and carnivorous flowers and... hula dancer? It's dumb! It's ugly! It tainted my baby Vileplume's lineage! - Subomie

Oh Bellicon! - Almodusa

Shes cute but I agree - Canon

Okay starting to love this set of reveals :fish1: - BambiStar

#22: HO-OH - 6.91

no comment. classic, how can you hate it? - GardenDreams

HATE IT - Blue.

Ugly gay Fearow. - Red Light

the way wHo-oh so irrelevant next to GODgia - Rigalo

Conceptually a serve but something is off about the design - BambiStar

i remember my shock. Everything about him screams LEGENDARY. One of the greatest made pokemons ever. Don'r care about the drags he get. I remember sawing him first time on the episode. I remember a gift i got from my aunt and when i opened it Ho-Oh was looking at me. I was SHOCKED. Someone stole that card from me though. - FunnyFatty

There was like this old Pokemon Plushie series in 2007 that had Ho-Oh as the villain. It's long gone off the internet forever. - Conker

I was a Silver/SoulSilver girlie, but even I gotta admit that Ho-Oh outsold. - Ewan Chaos

Teddiursa + Phanpy going Top 10 with no sabotage - BambiStar

YASSSSSSS BYE UGLY - Red Light

Ho-Oh is probably the best legend from the first two gens tho. How can you hate it without hating yourself? - Subomie

#21: TOGETIC - 6.94

Thanksgiving legend - PillowCase

mid-evolution... togekiss devoured - GardenDreams

(I love her. 3 -1 point for being related to a demon. - Red Light

ugly loser they should have skipped straight to GODEKISS - Chiidish

Docked two points for being useless - Rigalo

I will ruin your career ***** watching you flop gives me life and keeps me young - coolcristobal

Only likes kindhearted and caring people so if you don't vibe with her, well... - BambiStar

You can teach it fly in Gold/Silver/Crystal. Not sure if you knew that. - Conker

Kinda better than Togekiss... but she's grown on me. - Ewan Chaos

oh for **** sake Y'ALL SHOT THE WRONG ONE - Red Light

cute but togepi outsold AND IS TOP 20! - Seffers

Miltank Top 20, gardendreams found creaming. (from Miltanks milk) - Canon

TOGE :( - BambiStar

#20: MAREEP - 6.96

That dowgrade from Galar will never compare to you - Panochita

electric type was one its last legs, it hadn't had a hit since Zapdos and even that was overshadowed by some loser mascot rat for some reason. But then this thing came along and it made a statement. Bills were being paid. The landlord finally stopped calling. Lights are on. Thank you Mareep :clap3: - Chiidish

the Cotton Candy shiny - Sadie Saxton

I lie awake as day as dawning burning pink & white, wondering if Mareep count us when they can't sleep at night. When I lost you in Johto - BambiStar

Cute but, not edgy enough for me. - Conker

no outbursts from me she's cute - Seffers

#19: PHANPY - 7.00

my baby deserves eevee treatment - Panochita

It's a cute rolling baby elephant, how can you be upset. - GardenDreams

should have been water ground - Blue.

such a cutie i love him - FunnyFatty

Ash kicked off Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charizard on his team, for this boring monstrosity. - Conker

Phanpy da cutest pokémon of all time. & now his great great grandaddy out here slaying the girls in OU. See when you do multi-generational talentry... - Subomie

we love phanpy - Seffers

girl just because it's blue? Gamefreak don't hire this man :redface: - Red Light

Teddi won :gaycatina1: - BambiStar

#18: BAYLEEF - 7.09

my perfect middlevolution, you deserved the spot that nasty quilava took from u - Panochita

Chikorita's coming of age - Bayleef. You know that she is in her moody phase and the way that there is a little change in her haircut amazing. - GardenDreams

The anime really did her a disservice. She was either a needy weirdo with attachment issues like Ash's, or sounded like she had sustained some kind of really awful brain damage like Casey's. - Red Light

one of the best middle stage starters honestly the line was so close to perfection - Chiidish

10 ten ten tens across the board - Sawk

It's like Nick and Jessica. And Nick wasn't having Jessica at times like Ash wasn't having it with Bayleef. WHY IS IT CALLED CHICKEN BY THE SEA OR IN THE SEA. Ash and Bayleef were complicated. It's like Nick and Jessica. Jess/Bayleef starts the drama. - Conker

I like Meganium, but she outsold for sure - Ewan Chaos

ngl bayleef kinda the best part of her evo line, her being out first seems like middle stage phobia to me - Subomie

#17: POLITOED - 7.10

Goofy king - Panochita

Politoed is your bestie that picks you up after a rough day. They will take you out to your favorite place for food and you'll feel warm and comfortable. - GardenDreams

Best boooooi - BenAmuro

Femmefrog perfection - illWill

Luv how a mad wrestling tadpole was more logical than this in Gen 1 - BambiStar

Take off a few points for having to trade evolve. - Conker

Politoed is so cute - Seffers

How is Bayleef out before the other two flops? - By The Water

Not Politoed. :'( Togepi surviving to the finale I guess. - Red Light

#16 will be a very fun discourse. - Hey Dude

calling chikorita a flop should be an instant ban from the next rate - Seffers

#16: CELEBI - 7.19

UGLY FLOP PAYOLAED BY THAT RANCID 90'S WEBSITE - Panochita

celebi is a literal pixie fairy thing. the epitome of girlypop and i stan her just like kylie minogue - GardenDreams

The best mythical of all time and I will not accept another answer - BenAmuro

shriveled onion ass ***** - Chiidish

Docked 5 points for being nasty Joe's mascot - Rigalo

I love this dried up onion ***** - illWill

Ol sour cream and onion smellin *****. You will NEVER be Mew. - coolcristobal

one of the cutest legendaries period - Sawk

Don't understand the hate she's cute in an omelette - BambiStar

cute but one of the mythicals idc about. Mew, Manaphy, Shaymin, Meloetta all slay. Celebi is kind of meh - FunnyFatty

It's cute. Have to give a 6, for nearly dying in the fourth movie and not in a good way either. When Celebi died in the fourth movie? That was really uncomfortable to watch. - Conker

Really underrated because of that owner of THAT website... but she's really cute. Come on! - Ewan Chaos

Would have given the Onion a 10 just because I really enjoy her movie: Pokémon 4Ever. Her having multiple weaknesses hurts her and being associated with Joe Merrick is a death sentence. - ?

Name five things ChikoRata does well. Quickly - By The Water

celebi :gaycat3: diva diva diva diva - Seffers

Fearing for Togepi and a few others tbh! - Rachel Berry

**** you Joe Merrick. Look what you've done - By The Water

(1) do a hair flip. (2) wear a headband. (3) do yoga during sleep (4) fly through the sky and grow vines like tarzan (5) be a footrest for charizard - Seffers

#15: ESPEON - 7.22

sailor mooon of the pokemons - PMM

espeon is fine, whatever. but gen 4 eevolutions are my favorite. - GardenDreams

Best Eeveelution - BenAmuro

Espeyoncé. - Sadie Saxton

I love ha. she's perfect. - Seffers

SABOTAGE! :rogue: - coolcristobal

So disappointing for a Psychic Eeveelution! Lavender cat with forked tail and jewel implanted in the forehead like she's Lil Uzi - BambiStar

Kind of overrated. Didn't really hate it. But so many people remember Espeon and not Conker. I have to abolish it down to a 5. - Conker

My fave Eeveelution 3 - Ewan Chaos

No way :jonny5: no way! - BambiStar

Umbreon outsold. - Subomie

:noparty: *flips table* Yeah I'm going into my villain era for the gen 3 rate. - Hallad173

Umbreon wins yet again! :sistrens: - coolcristobal

The way u TASTELESS HAGS sold out this legend for a ******* EGG? - Sadie Saxton

mother but umbreon outsold - Seffers

Umbreon won. - BambiStar

the way togepi has outlived icons like ho-oh, espeon, celebi :ahh: - Seffers

We won, this green onion ain't top 10:laugh2: - panochita

#14: MILTANK - 7.25

snorlax of this gen - PMM

The ultimate COW, Killer of perfect runs, hated by many, loved by more, MOTHER of dairy, Ender of starters - Panochita

miltank is a social warrior. after generations of her family being bred into captivity, she still is willing to give her mommy milk for everyone. her tender utters are being milked by the hands of the crooked. she deserves justice and she deserves to be free. after being a lifetime of generational truama, she deserves a 15 - GardenDreams

QUEEN! :clap3: - Red Light

This beautiful fat ****. - elevate

**** whitney - karron0624

Whitney ate everyone up with her, rollout ended so many careers, actual Mother - Sawk

Suckin on my tiddies so milky I get dirty with it I'm so filthy do it like you wanna make a baby yeah MILF me - BambiStar

this fatty is a trauma to everyone lol - FunnyFatty

Boo. - Conker

Mother is mothering and milking. - Konril

Miltank supremacy! - GardenDreams

somebody lock the thread down garden is gonna go utterly crazy - Seffers

OMGGG OMGGGG EVERYONE POUR ONE OUT FOR MILTANK! - GardenDreams

I hate all of you lactose intolerant gays! - GardenDreams

Milky Queen gone too soon - illWill

I should have saved my ****ing 0 for something else since that missed abortion y'all call a babymon is gonna sweep the whole rate. Where's my bag I'm leaving - Red Light

You guys are fully lacking the taste to even taste her delicious milk. Her creamy delicious cream! Stay away from those UTTERS you guys are predators - GardenDreams

Misogyny is so rampant in this forum that it impacted a pokemon :devil: - panochita

this page alone afjiohsjoif im cackling so loud - Seffers

You know what would go great with some milk rn? A nice fried egg... - Subomie

Celebi is gone, Espeon is gone, Miltank is gone, Suicune is gone, Ho-Oh is gone, but I'm still standing and I thank my lucky stars everyday. - Togepi - Rachel Berry

#13: SCIZOR - 7.33

scizor is really just a well designed pokemon. - GardenDreams

wow bug talent and excellence - Chiidish

:flame::flame::flame: - coolcristobal

Iconic - Sawk

Never got the hype and Scyther deserved a better evo - BambiStar

cool design but i hate pokemons with 4x weakness - FunnyFatty

Was going to give is a 7, then I remembered obvious circumstances. - Conker

I want that fried egg dipped in blood. - Red Light

Her precious delicious milk only for those who have good taste. Alright I'm done! And proud of my milk mama - GardenDreams

#justiceformiltank - GardenDreams

togepi 2 eliminations from the top 10..come on diva hold on a little longer you can do it - Seffers

It's actually crazy how many people are lactose intolerant IRL. I'm not, I could drink entire cups of milk in one go haha - Hey Dude

I'm actually lactose intolerant. - illWill

Next time I'm giving my 0 to Togepi and everything else a 10 since y'all wanna play like this Might make some dupes to stuff the ballots too for good measure - coolcristobal

togepi outlasted scizor omfg i fear that hell has frozen over poor piloswine - Katamari

the suspense - Seffers

#12: MEGANIUM - 7.41

hate the design and it's weakest from the starters, but that was the first line that I picked - PMM

RANCID, ALIEN GREEN, probable smells like rotten fruit - Panochita

Meganium... A grown majestic adult. Flowered into the highest powers in the world. The flower and dinosaur motiff really pulls it through - GardenDreams

10 10 across the board, she deserved the fairy type GF better do something for her. - blue.

the line was serving hard until this. This final stage feels like they gave up - Chiidish

She set the bar so high that every starter after her feels like a disapointment - Gourgeist

I can't name a prettier Pokemon omg :heart2: - coolcristobal

10 ten ten tens across the board - Sawk

everything about her is fantastic. Love her so much. She is also the only one that has lower base stats and it needs to be FIXED. Never understood why She deserves my 15 :heart2: - FunnyFatty

Meh. It resembles a dinosaur quite well though. NOT FIERCE mind you. But it's okay. - Conker

Total downgrade from Bayleef tbh. - Konril

Togepi is an actual icon and an actual legend and Togekiss is a serve too now what - Chiidish

Pretending I don't see the milk discussion - BambiStar

Miltank and Meganium back to back, someone check on gardendreams ! - Rachel Berry

Hey Dude I'm begggging for you to rig these votes plz have Chikorita top ten! My sanity is on the line! Not after my beloved MILK QUEEN! - GardenDreams

wait where is the follow me queen togetic - Katamari

I'm surprised y'all have let Steelix live this long. That Jasmine payola is WORKING. - Sadie Saxton

I gave Meganium a 7? - Red Light

Also did no one except me sabotage steelix? It's a ground type what are we doing here gheys? - Chiidish

Maga got far :clap3: If K misses the Top 10 too omg :jonny5: - BambiStar

ONE MORE SPOT TOGEPI YOU CAN DO IT - Seffers

#11: KINGDRA - 7.45

king and queen bown downdragon water flying - PMM

the design, the concept it isn't bad. but something doesn't click with me - GardenDreams

INVENTED inflation fetishists across the globe. - Red Light

She said NO to botox, and that's okay. - elevate

Ran thru old hag yawning in sea caves Seadra deserved better! - BambiStar

Ugly Face + Trade Evolving + The dreaded fight against Clair. No seriously. How many of you actually liked battling Clair? Didn't she have 4 Full Restores? You people will probably put Kingdra #1 over some other kings and queens. And I will not have that. - Conker

Konril - The only Dragon type this Generation and they did it magnificently. Sleek, simple yet somehow sophisticated. - Konril

WE DID IT - Seffers

The fact Celebi ROSE after all these years, despite Toe only getting more insufferable :deadbanana2: I hate u *******. The yeastier Joe's crotch gets, the more y'all wanna floss with his pubes, & crunch on his dingle berries. - Magickarp

Teddiursa, Ampharos, Heracross, Togepi, Umbreon, Jumpluff top 10 AMENNNNN - Chiidish

My sanity is saved! - GardenDreams

Steelix in the top ten! - Subomie

NAURRRR All my 10s were out EARLY, and now ur telling me my 15 didn't even make T10?! :bibliahh: RIGGED. ******* RIGGED. - Magickarp

How was I supposed to know Chikorata was a bigger threat than Kingdra? - By The Water

How did we let Steelix in? Let's get the council together girlies! While some hetero adjacent masc preferred Pokemon can sneak through here and there…STEELIX IS NOT ONE OF THEM. I know we all love sabotaging but sometimes we need to have decorum and stand for what is right and that is NOT STEELIX GET IT OUT OF HERE - Chiidish

Worst top 10 I've ever seen in my ****ing life. :jonny: I have nothing to root for now that Kingdra's out. I need a ****ing lobotomy after this. What the hell am I looking at? - Red Light

Diamonds on my neck, d-diamonds on my grills. - Subomie

What an UGLY ass T10 full of IRRELEVANT Pokemon :deadbanana2: How is ******* Lugia in over Ho-Oh?! - Magickarp

YES! GOODBYE KINDRA! The Tribe Has Spoken. - Conker

My poor baby Scizor. Sad face. Rooting for Chiko , Umbreon and Lugia. Cute top 10! - Ponzi

Yall didn't believe us when we said Chikorita deserves her flowers SEETHE QUEEN IS IN - Chiidish

Heracross TOP 10 btw :clap3: We did it Fevesy - Chiidish

my perfect top 10 all slays - Seffers

This ******* egg taking the whole thing - Sadie Saxton

Every mon I didn't want to make the Top 10 and they all got snatched this update :ahh: me finally winning something - BambiStar

Half the top 10 is filled with little cup mons (I'm throwing Jumpluff in this category since she's so worthless and can't do a single thing she might as well be a baby) :ahh: No words! - coolcristobal

Ampharos has GOT to go! - GardenDreams

Yes Chikorita Yes Togepi Yes Heracross Yes Ampharos Yes Jumpluff Yes RATINGS :hippo: - Chiidish

there will be NO jumpluff slander here today. - Seffers

Somebody figure if Conker is a dupe so we can disqualify his entries - Magickarp

Be real, that bald headed heaux could never topple King Lugia - Hallad173

Gen 3-6 rates are gonna be so fun im pre-cackling just thinking about then :ahh: - Chiidish

Did you just spoil the remaining Top 10 in order of elimination? Lugia being #10 and Umbreon being #1? - Conker

Chikorita line dominating for so long, but falling below king Totodile at the last hurdle. I call it rn! - Subomie

we would be ok with that because legend Totodile deserves a little something for having to evolve into those awful creatures - Chiidish

I randomized it :smile: Conker - Hey Dude

BALD?! LUGIA CAN'T EVEN GROW HAIR - Magickarp

Look at that multilayered quiff on Ho-oh SOME bald stans really projecting tonight. - Magickarp

Out of this top 10, Heracross is my favorite. What I would do for Heracross to be Fighting / Ground - Hey Dude

Only on this website would Teddiursa and Jumpluff make the Top 10 of a Johto ranking. But I mighty welcome it. - Conker

TOGEPIGANG WE ******* WONNNNNN! AHHHHHHH - Rigalo

Steelix and Teddi SNUCK :ahh: - Rigalo

Ash should have evolved his Bayleef into Meganium. It would taken a glow-up and actually matured and grown stronger as a battler. - Conker

My 15 - Umbreon is really coming for her things :jonny5: - CristianGarcia

I hate Togepi. - Magickarp

STAY MAD. - Seffers

Wait king Heracross in top 10 oh wow - Almodusa

Heracross, Steelix, Ampharos, Umbreon and Lugia for Top 5. delete the little ones and it's a solid Top 5! - BambiStar

Leech Seed/Substitute/Strength Sap/Acrobatics Steel tera Jumpluff is a slay. - Blue.

Heracross is NOT a red piller:biblio: Heracross is a cutie and also an anime icon who sort of pioneered the Bewear gag trope (notice how they are both kind hearted icons that made fighting type less of a niche flop? ) - Chiidish

Umbreon coming to win! - karron0624

This rate is a mess, all the sabotage :bibliahh: - Tagged Galaxy

You have to admit something. Misty's Togepi got a 10/10 perfect send off in the show. It evolved into Togetic and Misty released it into the world of mirrors. That was a Golden Globe performance. Compared to where Dawn released Ambipom and it left to be a frickin' Ping Pong champion? Yeah Togepi won that one. Ash gave Primeape away to somebody he knew for a few hours, and we never saw it again. Ash's Primeape wasn't even in the Journeys arc was it? Thank God that show is over with now. - Conker

every gay who gave Kingdra less than 5 points should rot in hell - PMM

Don't even get my STARTED on that Cynthia fight. Gmaxing her Togekiss instead of Mega Evolving her Garchomp. S8 GOT writers couldn't even write a worse story. - Sadie Saxton

My faves (Queen Jiggly and Thiccorita) making top 10 in both rates iktr - sugrbby666

Hey Subomie imagine my ugly ass getting bent after finding out UMBREON MADE IT TO THE TOP 10! I might have a seizure afterwards! - Fappucino

we done beefing, world peace era my 15 is top ten - Subomie

Heracross top 10 :clap3:the saviour of bug types and fellatio icon Deserves some love from Gane Freak after the horrible Mega Heracross, his Kleavor is coming soon :jonny5: - Fevesy

The weirdest Top 10 on a PokéTRL rate since Oricorio - Sensu runner upped the Gen 7 rate. :deadbanana4: I swear that sabotage will crown an under the radar Pokémon. - Konril

A fighting type in the top 10 :clap: - Hey Dude

The main pattern I see is that the baby pokemon are more beloved now. Magickarp was on to something when the Hisui rate excluded them. - Hey Dude

I'm sad to see my 15/Celebi go, but, honestly, she made it higher than I was expecting after seeing how much hate she was getting! I honestly didn't know anything about the Serebii guy and I genuinely just think Celebi is a slay design I spent a lot of time debating whether to give my 15 to Celebi or Togetic because I just think they're both so cute. - Curaga

WAITTTT Togepi made it we WON :jonny5: - Relampago.

Really hope that Heracross wins :jonny5: King deserves recognition for revitalizing the Bug type - BambiStar

what are you iking about Togepi? Stats are bad its moves are **** basically one of the worst for the playthrough - PMM

Bayleef sweetie :gaycat6: and Jumpluff in top 10? I hate you ******* - sunbathinganimal

This top 10 is tragic :redface: probably the worst one in pokerate history - Rence

Y'all really took the sabotaging too far, we lost actual classic mons like Tyranitar, Crobat, Scizor, Kingdra and Ho-Oh (?) and instead allowed a flop like Teddiursa to sneak into the top ten. - SlowGinFizzzzz

Conker sucks. The tea. - G.U.Y.

best pokemon of all time :jonny5: 3 Celebi - CBC

Y'all don't know god and it shows! Espeon deserved top 5. The self homophobia is too much gays ALWAYS hating on FEM queens DISGUSTING - LastKiss

I'd much rather see this cutie do well than boring old Tyranitar and Scizor who receive enough attention already ATRLers are not swayed by the base stat total distribution system Gamefreak decided to dish out! - PillowCase

Crazy, crazy stuff but, I mighty welcome it. I had fun. Teddiursa, Jumpluff, Togepi and Ampharos all made the Top 10. That is so outlandish. Aside from Steelix? I'm literally fine with any of the other 9 candidates winning this whole thing. (Yes, even Togepi, Teddiursa, Ampharos Jumpluff and Chikorita winning is fine by me.) - Conker

This is tea. Miss Jumpluff is decent in double battles! - UnusualBoy

How in hell is Heracross over Ho-oh and the beasts? Jumpluff as well. I hate y'all :rip: At least Lugia is still serving TABS - LewisK

It's just better. - Chiidish

can the mods do a dupe check :ahh: - G.U.Y.

missed everything, stopped reading when Espeon got out (one of too many tbh) while ******* Miltank is still in, disgusting :khalyan2: and not gonna do another rate here again, too much tasteless people smh, done! my 0 went nowhere sad, i knew i should have gave my 15 to Amphaqueen! - peroxideblonde

im so excited for the finale tonight aaaa - Seffers

What if hardly anyone sabotaged Totodile and it aqua jet to #1? :allears: - BambiStar

would Legend B's position have changed if I gave it my 15 Hey Dude :gaycat6: - sunbathinganimal

Bayleef would have been up one spot. - Hey Dude

you no like Jirachi's third eye? - Curaga

This scene legit freaked me out as a kid. The way that thing GAPES open against its will and starts shooting beams. :toofunny3: Some weird hentai **** - Red Light

The ampharos payola starting already :redface: - Katamari

Wait this actually happened again last night in the battle for Top 10 :clap3: (Totodile defeated Kingdra) - BambiStar

You better LET THESE TASTELESS HOOKERS KNOW :clap3: Queen deserved EVERYTHING. Gen 4 Eeveeolutions better watch out for these 0's since yall wanted to play. Jk Glaceon these kids could never make me hate u but that ugly ***** Leafeon will realistically catch the 0. - Sadie Saxton

Due to RIGGING - Touch Pass

Ready to go. - Conker

Here for the finale :cookie: - Norte

Steelix for #10 please. - Conker

Ready for mess - BambiStar

lets goooo - Seffers

#10: JUMPLUFF - 7.50

this is a final evolution done right. underwhelming into this magical puff - GardenDreams

Cute and useless. - elevate

Cute and also has a sort of elegance to her… queen - BambiStar

always had her in my team but she was so weak. - FunnyFatty

There was an episode of Pokemon. "Hatch Me If You Can" and there was a random group of Jumpluff and I always LMFAO because Jessie yelled "GET THOSE JUMPLUFF OUT OF THE WAY!" - Conker

It's dark sided. - Katamari

She is a cute spot. - LastKiss

A sneak - Almodusa

good spot queen - Seffers

rika using this when you got to Kanto in GSC was always so cu**y, idk why - Red Light

I love you little flying thing. - Euterpe

Mx Jumpluff and her square shaped shadows :clap: - Subomie

QUEEN MADE IT SO FAR - Curaga

Hopped, skipped, JUMPED into the Top 10 :clap3: +23 you know what that is? Growth - BambiStar

Her speed making her sneaking in the top 10 :clap3: - Norte

#9: HERACROSS - 7.52

how are you not only big excellence but kind of the first good fighting type ever? I don't know if you will win but I hope we can sneak you through to stardom. Anime icon, meta legend, so fun so unique wow truly a moment :clap3: - Chiidish

Iconic - Sawk

Thee blueprint for good Bug mons - BambiStar

loved him after pokemon go. - FunnyFatty

He's a cute boi. - Conker

heracross legend - Seffers

Heralegend! - Almodusa

Speechless :noparty: - BambiStar

I like Pinsir more than most, but they really looked at him and said, "...Yeah, we can do better," when making Gen 2...And they could! King! - Subomie

I woulda scored Hera higher had I known we were just gonna let anything break into the Top 10 :monkey: - coolcristobal

The top 10 just being good pokemon designs. Honestly can't hate. - GardenDreams

I'm surprised Heracross made it so far :deadbanana2:. Honestly a great mon but I'll never admit it because Pinsir is one of my favs from Gen 1 and Heracross makes it completely obsolete - outside of their megas :dies: - Sadie Saxton

Not even Top 5 like damn - BambiStar

Although he did have those allegations :dancehall: - Almodusa

I did not expect Heracross in the top 10, not mad about it, can Teddiursa leave already - Norte

"Ready for mess" Guess I actually wasn't - BambiStar

#8: LUGIA - 7.60

no comment. classic, how can you hate it? - GardenDreams

The way it was designed exclusively for movie 2 but the gag was too strong and Scam Freak basically stole her - BambiStar

he is so cool. Love him - FunnyFatty

I know, it's an outrageous score but, you can't deny the legendary status quo of her. - Conker

Bald king overcame the haters :clap3: - LastKiss

I always remember being so obsessed with Lugia during the 2000 movie - Seffers

Bye Loogie :fan: - coolcristobal

LUGIA NO. - Conker

gasp Teddiursa outlasted I guess. - Red Light

I've always been a loyal Gold/HeartGold king, but Lugia is okay. - Subomie

Finally the bald headed bird is out :hippo: Steelix doesn't need Top 5 :deadbanana4: - illWill

Not me being powerful enough to give multiple zeros to Jumpluff - TaggedGalaxy

Teddi almost Top 5 is insane like she's cute but c'mon now - BambiStar

Me getting my Notes app apology ready for rating Teddi so high and allowing this to happen - coolcristobal

#7: TOGEPI - 7.66

heralegend, jumpluff, and lugia deserved top five - Katamari

metronome something hits - PMM

we love a baby pokemon with personality - Panochita

I love this little egg legend. misty holding this little bitty before she was even released.. iconic - GardenDreams

The best baby - BenAmuro

Oh don't get me started on this *****. The worst part of it is that she'll place higher than the other abortions because of the anime. What people don't consider is that she LITERALLY RUINED MISTY'S CHARACTER AND THE ORIGINAL SERIES AT LARGE. MISTY LOST ALL HER PERSONALITY THE INSTANT SHE STARTED LUGGING THIS TRASH AROUND... It never ceases to destroy me that Misty started out as this tough, spunky tomboy for like the first 50 episodes, and then we watch her get LOBOTOMIZED by motherhood. Like bam, this thing hatches and Misty is relegated to background scenery whose vocabulary mostly consists of, "Right, Togepi? ^_^" THEN the writers realize how stale she's gotten at the end of Johto, but instead of developing her in any new way or giving her any storyline at all, they just write her off completely. Literally the only thing Misty needed was for y'all to FRY THAT ******* EGG! - Red Light

a cut above the rest. A trendsetter - Chiidish

icon. legend. get into her. - Seffers

EYECON! - Rigalo

Y'all remember when this Balut ass puta was pushed as the cutest Pokemon at one point? LMAOOOO - coolcristobal

The face of a groundbreaking new mechanic, anime icon, how can you hate? - BambiStar

super cute - FunnyFatty

Do you think Togepi likes listening to Simple Plan? DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN? DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE? AMV plz Togepi and Simple plan. - Conker

He a cute baby Pokémon okay? - Konril

I hope Tediursa takes top 1 for what yall did to Espeon - Sadie Saxton

this is the future u wanted, & u helped to create - Magickarp

TOGEPI THE ICON YOU ARE YOU DID SO GOOD YOU BEAT LITERAL GODS YOU BEAT LUGIA you did so good :clap3: - Seffers

:bibliahh: Let it out girl - Sadie Saxton

Cumbreon in the top 5 yall taste is so basic - TaggedGalaxy

If her name is togepi why did the biatch said chuquipurrrrr in the anime? - LastKiss

This is tea though. Poor Misty. - Subomie

Girl whatever. I'm not even happy that it's finally gone. I just wish it never existed. - Red Light

Togepi is crying in the corner as we speak. - Conker

rooting for my diva chikorita now - Seffers

Just use Michelle Branch at this point :deadbanana2: - Magickarp

You could have given her a 0. - Red Light

jumpluff stans lost woah - Seffers

Poki-Math strikes again :santa: - Curaga

Oop not me making Jumpluff serve OUT of the top 10 - TaggedGalaxy

asdfghjkl Kingdra top 10 :bibliahh: COTTON SWAB - OUT - Sadie Saxton

#6: TEDDIURSA - 7.67

Reminds me of my boyfriend - BenAmuro

It was in the third movie and that's all I have to go by. - Conker

The king is back. - Subomie

#6 with only 2 comments? :rip: - Magickarp

ORAGNIC #6 woah - Seffers

Her name is KINGdra for a reason. - LastKiss

#6 and only two comments kfjdhfjkdfjkahfjkahk. I love this rate. - Red Light

Awww Teddi :jonny6: Avenging what you all did to Ursaring - Sadie Saxton

Yeah can't get mad at Teddiursa given we all gave it good scores ff - Almodusa

Teddiursa is the only cute Pokemon that truly lives up to the hype. - Red Light

Now THAT'S a sneak :noparty: for Teddi - Curaga

STEELIX TOP 5 LMFAO - Sadie Saxton

#4: TOTODILE - 7.84

so so so so so so so cute. A shame that the cuteness stops here. - Chiidish

BEST STARTER EVER - BambiStar

Cute dinosaur. - Conker

Oh KING Totodile - Almodusa

Fuecoco OUTSOLD - Magickarp

If Chorkorata wins this - By The Water

But is Chiko #5? We need to know so I can decide whether I'm claiming Toto or not. - Subomie

Someone prep the shovels for gardendreams cleanup when we see Chikoritas placement. - Canon

Toto was still in? Oop - Rigalo

Ampharos better be top 3 - illWill

Wait, what happened to #5? Or is Totodile #5? - Conker

#3: UMBREON - 7.96

honestly this pokemon is at least a 8/10 in terms of design. i just don't like pokemon that are overrated - GardenDreams

both eeve-lutions ate down. - Seffers

Absolute perfection - karron0624

Best Eeveelution there will ever be PERIOD. - BambiStar

Reminds me of a black cat that I had for 16 years. RIP Furby (2001-2016) - Conker

#5 will be revealed with #1 Conker. It's going to be revealed with #1 :skull:. - illWill

he's revealing 5 and 1 at the same time for.. who knows why - Seffers

Steelix - Chikorita - Ampharos Who's #2, #1, #5? - Hey Dude

This is the actual sabotage OMG - panochita

WOW, so many 1s for Umbreon! So much sabotage and it still got #3! - Curaga

Umbreon and Espeon switching positions from last rate :deadbanana2: truly Yin and Yang - Sadie Saxton

Umbre is the best eeveelution for sure. The rest going forward can expect 2s and 3s! - Subomie

What a tragic top 3, who asked for this - TaggedGalaxy

GO AMPHAROS! BEAT THAT SNAKE! - Conker

Yeah Umbreon is pretty cool - Almodusa

Me and garden serving realistic scores. Great design but doesnt do much except take hits. Probably why her shiny is black and blue. - Canon

I'm going to ruin the Hoenn rate if Steelix takes it :santa: - illWill

She ate your honor - Red Light

Top 3 is a good spot for her :clap3: - BambiStar

Wait the Ampharos gifs I found. People are SICK - TaggedGalaxy

GUYS...OUT OF THESE OPTIONS...CHIKORITA BETTER BE #1. im sorry steelix or ampharos?! those are absolute sneaks - gardendreams

Wait I think I know why #5 and #1 are being revealed together :-x - Red Light

First stages don't rly belong in the top 2 IMO. Go the other two. - Subomie

#2: AMPHAROS - 8.00

i love it. pikachuj wishes - PMM

being so disappointed that this could have been a pink altaria sheep pokemon - GardenDreams

skinny legend - Seffers

Bald is beautiful! Alopeciaros - BambiStar

My fave line. Only in pokemon you can see a sheep slay :smitten: - FunnyFatty

It almost worked at being elite. - Conker

Electric type and Johto icon! - Ewan Chaos

Jasmine team methinks :duck: - Canon

nvm - Red Light

jiqkpoaaijosfkp if steelix wins this thread is going to burn down :ahh: - Seffers

HONESTLY at the point WE know that Chikorita is #5 or #1 AND Hey Dude is pulling in the ratings from me He's putting a carrot in front of me! - gardendreams

Oh **** - Almodusa

Oh I thought because Steelix + Ampharos are linked by Jasmine apparently not! - BambiStar

Always loved Ampharos :clap3: - Sadie Saxton

Ain't no way Chikorita made it Top 3 with her being obvious sabotage bait :deadbanana: Totodile won this round I'm afraid! - coolcristobal

STEELIX OR CHIKO? :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: - Curaga

We won Chikdivas :laugh2: - panochita

i'm weak - Subomie

arms shaking - Subomie

While I'm GLAD that Chikorita is even in the top 5...What I'm not happy are the other two bald-headed options! - gardendreams

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE - illWill

If masc icon Steelix wins, i will be happy with the riggery :allears: - Magickarp

If Steelix wins...OMG I can't even... - Conker

Everyone here who tried to sabotage CHIKORITA from her rightful place is because they need HAIRPLUGS. You couldn't have whipped your hair since 4th grade. - gardendreams

Steelix #1 please. - BambiStar

OMG STEELIX #1 WOULD BE SUCH A HATE CRIME - gardendreams

don't do it Hey Dude - gardendreams

gardendreams on sue of side watch - Almodusa

If Steelix wins I'll be convinced some of yall are secretly straggots - TaggedGalaxy

See now this is what you get for sabotaging that we get underwhelming winners. - Konril

I'm not the biggest Steelix fan but her being #1 would be legendary and different ngl - coolcristobal

Regardless, from Articuno to either of these…I can't even- Almodusa

Steelix looks like the straight guy down the road that sells you good weed for cheap but has a messed up grill but seems to always have girls around :redface: - illWill

Steelix would be the first MASC4MASC winner of the last 3 rates :jonny5: - Magickarp

PokéTRL All Stars 3 will be a blood bath. - Konril

Hey Dude trying to get the page to 82 - Red Light

Inb4 the site goes down rn for the next hour - Almodusa

#TeamChikorita - Seffers

I'll help out to Page 82. - Conker

You're welcome Hey Dude - Almodusa

Now what - coolcristobal

not the alien fanart - Seffers

You guys obviously want some ugly mofo to win this rate! well there you go! - gardendreams

Please tell me y'all don't actually want the floppiest starter ever to win. And it's not even the fully evolved form - By The Water

The slow descent into madness in here :ahh: - coolcristobal

PokéRates on nuTRL, Chandelure won All Stars 2. - Konril

page 83 here we come - Seffers

right - Red Light

You're jealous that she is the MODERN woman. Yes she is WORKING! Yes, she has long hair and can still work a corporate job. She might even wear a DAMN pant suit - Gardendreams

King deserved #1 but we still love to see him top 5 (Umbreon) - karron0624

Ah G5 supremacy :gaycat1: - Magickarp

Poki getting locked out when he tried to switch back between accounts. - Subomie

Gen 5 excellence stealing the Hisuian rate :clap3: I ain't mad at this :clap3: - coolcristobal

#1 STEELIX - 8.02

daddy? - PMM

The girth :smitten: - Gourgeist

Actually cool and good unlike Obsoletenix - BambiStar

Trade evolve numbskull. - Conker

#5: CHIKORITA - 7.69

"Ponytail." - Nicki Minaj - Jacobdaniel

cutest baby - PMM

So many complains about this queen, nooo why is the game so difficult with her? GROW UP biiitch - Panochita

Chikorita invtened whipping her hair back and forth. She has strength and power that naturally comes through a queen who knows she has NO problem in the world - GardenDreams

The only grass starter I plate with, so damn cute. - Blue.

One of the best starter first stages ever - BenAmuro

Gorgeous gorgeous girl. She may be a certified flop but she's truly and quirky cunty indie queen. An iconic stage 1 starter and honestly the first one I think of if I'm forced to revisit Gen 2 (like right now). - Chiidish

Thiddies OUT but still rocking that designer choker.. she knows what she's about. That smile? She really dgaf.. thiccorita - sugrbby666

It looks cookable. - elevate

A Dream starter. Probably could find ha in a Garden. - Canon

serving DIVAAAAAA out the gate. - Seffers

The only good looking grass starter - illWill

ten ten tens across the board - Sawk

Rocking that designer choker she knows what she's about! - BambiStar

best starter best line - FunnyFatty

Poison Powder is privilege. - Conker

Sassy femme turnip - Konril

Scream. Did he ****ing leave? (gardendreams) - Red Light

WOOOOOOW - coolcristobal

no the macs winning - Seffers

She stol the entirety of Paldea actually - Magickarp

Asdfghjkl LEGEND JASMINE STEALING THE RATE :bibliahh: - Sadie Saxton

omg, after all this time... my prostitution have worked! - Subomie

I'm so used to giving, and now I get to receive. The way I thought Poki must've made some error somehow. That he put a 0 in as 100 or something. I never in a million yrs expected my king, my fave of all time, to be the winner. - Subomie

Miss Shitorilla didn't even get to have her own reveal :bibliahh: THANK YOU Hey Dude! - Magickarp

:( - Canon

Ou Chikorita don't make that face! - Almodusa

Hoenn rate ain't safe. **** the gays. **** that ugly steel snake - illWill

Not Chikorita losing to Totodile in the end :toofunny3: - Red Light

An inch-resting conclusion. :santa:Thanks for hoe-sting! Hey Dude - Canon

OMG unexpected but I'm not mad about it, good for Steelix - Norte

YOU'RE KIDDING ASKDFJH0A9WJETOKAJHSI9URET0UQA3IOJ5AWKE - Curaga

Well, that was something for the ages. - Conker

G.U.Y F*** EVERYONE ELSE. I RESPECT YOU. STEELIX WON. YESSSS - Subomie

I get why Steelix won. Some of you only had pet rocks growing up because your parents know you couldn't take care of a real animal. - gardendreams

Defensive icon. Steelix is an evolution done right! The size, the girth! I meannn :WAP: - LastKiss

DRAG THEM - Seffers

Like :deadbanana: Subomie really won today - coolcristobal

We did it heteros! - BambiStar

The gays voting for a steel snake. Truly a reverse ATRL-Grindr experience if ever there was one - Sadie Saxton

Toto ending Chikorata - By The Water

Thank you for a fantastic roller coaster of a rate Hey Dude :clap3:You did a great job and should be proud! - Red Light

G.U.Y getting a number one again - TaggedGalaxy

The thing is... Steelix's ratings are not even downright sabotage, just some good mix of high and low ratings. It just snuck under the radar to win it. :sistrens: - Konril

Now which one of yous is petty enough to delete your comment to bump off the result from the 1st post of page 83 towards the bottom of page 82. - Konril

Best starter confirmed :allears: = Totodile - BambiStar

Yeah consider every masc pokemon DONE. Ladies we must unite to ensure a win for the pokepr0n Queen and the Gay Water Snake next Gen. I'm sorry I know we all have our differences but we must unite to defeate the evil of masc-adjacency and heteronormative encroachment upon us. This is supposed to be a SAFE place for us, a place where we can finally appreciate more unique Pokemon that don't get spotlight in mainstream spaces…and somehow we let STEELIX FUCKIBG STEELIX WIN? It's literally irrelevant in EVERY way, one good hydro pump bubble beam aqua jet etc and she is done. Never again can we let such an atrocity such as this occur. I'm sorry but the Metagross accord/treaty is being abolished, it's now getting a 1 from ALL OF US *points gun*. - Chiidish

Thanks for another fun rate! - Almodusa

This is not who we are ladies, let's put down the sabotage guns and make the right choices in Gen 3 :katie2: - Chiidish

Excellent job! Hey Dude :clap3: - coolcristobal

That was fun. 10/10 entertainment value. - Conker

Totodile best starter. Steelix winner. Kingdra retroactively top ten. This it. I've peaked in life. :celestial: - Subomie

Why would u put a target on her head like that :deadbanana2: - Magickarp

The way the smile left my face as we got closer to the top 5 and I realized this pile of **** rocks was still in :deadbanana4: - Chiidish

Ok wow, that was so much fun, haha. Thanks, Hey Dude! - Curaga

We have to close ranks And rally together comrades! There's just no other choice. If we don't take a stand now, it's the end for all of poke-TRL as we know it :giraffe: - Chiidish

I'll see you guys for the Gen 3 rate. I'll be providing write-ups as well. Mery Christmas. :wink: - Conker

3 Basic Pokémon and 1 Baby Pokémon in the Top 10. Johtoddler indeed. Still, nothing can beat Unovabortion as a derogatory nickname. lol - Konril

Which one? Metagross? Gardevior? Or Milotic? :deadbanana2: IN B4 Aggron sweeps Gen 3 - Sadie Saxton

Masc mon are the least of my worries tbh. Let's get into how first stage mons polluted half the top 10, that's the more concerning trend - coolcristobal

Steelix's score missed an 8 from Almodusa (my mistake) but it doesn't actually impact Steelix's score much. Still #1. - Hey Dude

Ralts and Mudkip about to get a late term abortion from me! - Subomie

King keep the Ronda Rousey and Eve Torres lashings coming :santa: Conker - coolcristobal

Flygon ofc :gaycat1: to be rigged at Gen 3 - Magickarp

I think we can get a certain min to win Gen 3 if we play our cards right the campaign begins now. We know that the Phresh's nemesis Gardevoir and Metagross will never win so let's be strategic and choose wisely. - Chiidish

OH MY GOD, somebody go get the Weezing vs Milotic XMEN gif :bibliahh: - Magickarp

Memories like WHEW I got my life lurking that year - Chiidish

Hey Dudethanks for the rate. Hopefully the formatting stuff is smoothed out for next rate. And I feel like two 0s and three 15s won't hurt the rate :gayriahcat3: - Chiidish

nnn, not those. The originals are long gone from my imgur now, but somebody else def has the reversed versions y'all used to spam to clapback at her :toofunny2: - Subomie

Totodile outlasting ChikoRATa is a win for me :clap: - Rence

Hey Dude thanks for the rate, it was really fun :gaycat4: - Norte

Steelix :clap: not surprised the anal bead icon won - Katamari

Thanks for hosting Hey Dude and Conker! - sugrbby666

Slay Steelix :clap: up next: BlaziKING sliding to #1 - Blue

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