ATRL Ranks All Gen 2 Pokemon - 2023 Project - The Live Chat & Reactions
#100 has a score of 3, #99 has a score of 4, #1 has a score of 8 - Middle point is 6.25 so except for #100, so the scores are quite evenly distributed. 1 person is missing 2 scores but I checked and even if they gave a 10 to those two, placements don't move. One last thing I can say is...if you thought Kanto Rate forced you to be strategic, well, Johto Rate takes it one step further. - Hey Dude
come on evenly distributed scores - Seffers
I gave out quite a few low scores so I hope that pays off - Relampago
Future rates will be a bloodbath - Chiidish
i gave a lot of 1s hopefully they will pay off - Apostolis
Seated - G.U.Y.
Delicon is going to flop, even with the recent Paradox payola :'( + the fact that it's literally Santa's assistant bringing you presents every year and a low score is how you thank her? Rolycoly in your stockings, all of you! - BambiStar
There's no way Tyrogue doesn't get dead last. - Conker
Dunsparce Divas where are you? - BambiStar
n yas - the way 60% of the Johto dex are utter flops and we love them for it. - Subomie
Here to see Thiccorita go Top 10 - Blue.
Let's see who's last :matty: - Almodusa
omg I'm so excited, but also I will be devastated if any of my 10s are in the bottom - Curaga
oh NOOO I forgot to send in - khalyan
#100: UNOWN - 3.41
there should be 1 unown bot 28 - PMM
the premise of unown is cool but it falls flat - GardenDreams
Kinda boring, but iconic because of the third movie - BenAmuro
they make me deeply uncomfortable - Chiidish
boring. - Seffers
A single extra point for lore, but yah it's in the name: unknown - BambiStar
idk what they tried with ha - FunnyFatty
Trash. Just like everything Simple Plan put out after "Get Your Heart On" - Conker
I would have given Unown a higher score :'( - khalyan
LMAO UNOWN okay tho, I can totally see that - Curaga
My 0 :dies: Digging the new graphics for this rate! - Almodusa
Oh period. The original alphabet mafia ERADICATED :clap3: - Red Light
Poor Ken Sugimori wanted to design something unusual and we hate him for it - BambiStar
#99 - REMORAID - 3.50
basic ugly fish. boo tomato tomato. - Seffers
Two words: Gun Fish - BambiStar
I don't have anything interesting to say here, unlike say Magikarp, Goldeen, Mantyke, etc. Slap a 5 on it and call it a day. - Conker
UGH y'all suck I should have submitted these results are awful already - khalyan
I like her but not a huge loss. She had one of the very worst fillers in the Johto anime which is saying a lot :gaycat7: - Red Light
"basic ugly fish. boo tomato tomato." - Curaga
HOW CAN YOU HATE Remoraid it's a gun fish :psyduck: - BambiStar
#98: TYROGUE - 3.89
Its a child... - Canon
It's like I wish I could use "Return To The Past Now" in Code Lyoko and prevent Tyrogue from existing. There's no way this thing has fans. - Conker
Useless baby Pokémon [4] - Konril
You did a great job especially with the graphs. :clap3:I'm actually looking at the scores this time cuz they're easy to read - Red Light
OK YES, Tyrogue was thiiiiis close to being my 0 but I saved it for someone even uglier :gaycat4: - Curaga
Why are we giving dem babiez anything higher than a 1? - coolcristobal
Because some are cute :giraffe: - illWill
The way all the babies are getting vacuumed but y'all are probably going to spare Togepi... :pukey: - Red Light
Ty isn't the worst baby but it makes sense that it's the first out... - BambiStar
#97: QWILFISH - 3.90
Mrs Puff from SHEIN - Panochita
so ugly but i like her. - FunnyFatty
Intruding the sea and it sucked. - Conker
This — Pichu and Cleffa are cute! - Curaga
Qwilfish? Now that's a ten if I've ever seen one. - Subomie
girl, what it's the lips for me; I just can't handle them lol - Curaga
If by "some" you mean Igglybuff then perhaps - coolcristobal
Qwilf didn't deserve that. :'( - Red Light
#96: GRANBULL - 4.09
a bully - GardenDreams
This thing has always had a small but faithful following. But lbr anyone that gives this more than a 3 oughta have a cranial nerve exam cus the taste aint there! - coolcristobal
A pitbull nearly killed my mother one time. No. - Conker
Massive downgrade from Snubbull, LORD - Ewan Chaos
Granbull is not bad but... Snubbull was a hard act to follow ig. He's not fem enough imo. - Subomie
WAIT WHAT - Red Light
She's cute but not better than Cleffa - illWill
LMFAO THE DECLINE - coolcristobal
And WHY introduce the Ursaring and Granbull lines in the same gen if they're the exact same (at the time)? Slow physical attacker normal types in a 2-stage line. Where was the logic. Make one of them fast at least or somethin... - Subomie
Granbull is a disservice to pink pokemon! - gardendreams
I'm controlling myself from pulling my antics because the results are messy enough on their own lmao - Hey Dude
Extra points cause she's linked to Slaybbull, but yeah the design is ok - BambiStar
the random simple plan drag LMFAO :bibliahh: These things should have been used to help max our pokemons ivs as well as hidden powers but gf isn't smart enough for that - Katamari
A second to pray for Miltank! Our milk queen with supple utters. A legend and icon. - gardendreams
My zero = Tyrogue - sunbathinganimal
THIS IS ALREADY GOING SO BAD FOR ME :jonny2: GRANBULL OUT BEFORE **** LIKE CLEFFA - Red Light
Omg cleffa is an icon! - gardendreams
one thing granbull had over ursaflop is movepool diversity and later intimidate really - shes a cute support mon in gen 3 doubles tho - Katamari
#95: SUNKERN - 4.12
mid - Seffers
How often did you guys actually win those bug contests? I won like once total and that was it. And you got a Sun Stone as a prize. - Conker
Not five 10s for that seed - Almodusa
Sunkern is too cute to be out already :chick3: - illWill
Awww, Sunkern isn't that bad . . . design-wise, at least. - Curaga
GRANBULL OUT?! CRACKKKK - Rigalo
this doesn't bode well for Sunflora - sunbathinganimal
growing up i thought this pokemon line was so strong because of their movepool - Katamari
ratchet sunflora is hanging around a while yet - Subomie
No 15s have been used yet :eli: - gardendreams
die seed - Red Light
She's cute popped with some butter and salt (or nutritional yeast) :clap3: - BambiStar
#94: PUPITAR - 4.25
this is ugly, period. - GardenDreams
Metapod ender - BambiStar
So unremarkable. It's basically just a grey Metapod. - Conker
WaiT this looks familiar to me. Was this hampster on a TV show? - Hey Dude
She's excessively unremarkable - Red Light
Hamtaro! - illWill
This is from Hamtaro - plaidarms
HAMTARO is such a cutie. Watched a few episodes in the Summer for the nostalgia :smitten: - BambiStar
honestly, if you've ever tried to use daddy t-tar in a hgss run you have to learn to get used to pupitar... call it stockholm syndrome, but he's a ten to me now! - Subomie
Pupitar going afk in the backline trash! love the design tho :heart: - Katamari
tho for real, i'm kinda glad that they made the mid stage a cocoon instead of trying to make puberty larvitar form. now THAT would've been tragic. - Subomie
Yes, icon Hamtaro. It was on Cartoon Network for a few years in like 2001-2003 I think. I was obsessed but he never gathered steam in America the way other dubs were at the time. :'( - Red Light
#93: PINECO - 4.27
..it's a pine cone. - Suffers
It's just like the MCU movies. Sis isn't going anywhere after 2019. - Conker
I rated Pineco highly but I knew she wasn't making it far. :'( Forretress probably out before the end of the round too - Red Light
Such a cute pinecone - illWill
ok wait I just realized Pineco reminds me of those mines from Banjo-Kazooie - Curaga
#92: STANTLER - 4.47
Who tf is this - ristobal
His Prancer ass will never be masc Blitzen - BambiStar
this pokemon just looks boring - GardenDreams
Yassified thick Rudolph - BemAmuro
It's like Toni Storm from wrestling. Sis hasn't done anything other than post nude photos of herself on her Instagram page back in 2019. - Conker
99 for pineco last rate is a hate xrime - gardendreams
nobody moved - Subomie
Not the random Toni Storm lash in the comments :deadbanana: plaidarms sis get her! - coolcristobal
Sorry Stantler! I wanted to give a pitty score but eh, he rose anyways so good for him - Hey Dude
Oh we're back on track. - Red Light
Granbull being out I hate gays - Blue.
Conker comments really elevated this rate for me, hope to see you in Hoenn rate too! :clap3: - Hey Dude
As low as it is, Stantler should have been even lower :coffee2: - Curaga
#91: SLUGMA - 4.48
I didn't even know this was in gen 2, I thought she was a gen 3 girl - Panochita
Serving Flaming Hot Cheetos saliva - BambiStar
It's like Olivia Rodrigo. WELL GOOD FOR U I HOPE YOUR HAPPY AND HEALTHLY NOT ME GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUU. - Conker
Not my good sis :deadbanana2: (but I'll let it slide because I can't defend the 'Timeless Toni' shenanigans) - plaidarms
man, I was feeling really generous when I gave them tens out, huh? - Subomie
Slugma so low? Consistently? :biblio: - BambiStar
I was literally just about to say I feel like Slugma is coming soon :gaycat7: All these randoms leaving before the babies though. Back to Planned Parenthood please - Red Light
Stantler let should have been part psychic and had an ability that boosted psychics attacks and accuracy :rip: still good tho :clap: Pinenose flop! - Katamari
I tried to give ratings out evenly. So there were 10 1s, 10 2s, 10 3s, etc. People are giving 9 and 10s left and right - gardendreams
#90: SPINARAK - 4.57
cute little spider. i am scared of you - GardenDreams
Still the best spider from Pokémon - BenAmuro
Not exactly a linchpin or pioneer but, it's just a green spider. Like Eliza from Survivor. But it's just a stick. - Conker
Spinarak did NOTHING wrong :biblio: - Subomie
Our first line is about to be out. - Hey Dude
The way no one knew slugma was a gen 2 mon :lmao: this is why we don't get more Pokémon stadiums. Yall don't play them! - Katamari
can y'all LEAVE foretress ALONE? - Subomie
I only gave Spinarak a 4? mess :gaycat7:sorry little one - Red Light
#89: SNUBULL - 4.75
oof that jaw...she is perpetually at her lowest - fat, nasty and broke! - PillowCase
not even fairy type could save this - Childish
Another example of pink excellence in the first two Gens - BambiStar
Never entertained me, in any shape way or form. - Conker
This long parade of irrelevant flops :gaycat7: - coolcristobal
Yeah it was a good call to do 20 reveals today - Hey Dude
Reminds me of an English bully :heart: - Katamari
Where are the baby Pokémon aside from Tyrogue? - Konril
Honestly, Snubbull being so dead set on living her fem queen fantasy despite the ugly MAN face that she got... I'm not saying it hit some of y'all too close to home, buuuut... :mandown: - Subomie
Spinarak? SNUBBULL? Hate y'all :redface: - BambiStar
Since when do y'all hate Snubbull so much? :mazen: weirdoes - Red Light
I gave my 0 to Snubbull - Curaga
#88: SMEARGLE - 4.76
I thought she was a Kalos mon, what you doing here? - Panochita
smeargle seems like the quirky weird kid in class that you might like and find endearing, but then you talk to him and he starts trying to get you into nfts - GardenDreams
if I had two 15s this fella get it. masterpiece. - Seffers
I actually forgot this thing existed until now. Still don't know how to spell it either. Gets 2 points for that Pokemon Channel game. So many Beta Pokemon in the files, were cast aside for this thing. - Conker
It's Fighting-phobia I fear :'( - Hey Dude
NOT MY LITERAL #2 FAV UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - Seffers
hateful HATEFULLLLL - Seffers
Unown should've been Top 40 but other than that the trash is taking itself out - CristianGarcia
Now hold on. I know some of y'all have a lot of experience with painting. - Subomie
Next one, dude, that's so uncalled for dude! - Hey Dude
Hey Dude throwing out my painting joke next to my score - Red Light
#87: DUNSPARCE - 4.78
The meme lk died with pokemon violet/scarlet - Panochita
this little weirdo eased into my heart, just like charli xcx's music - GardenDreams
stay away from us ugly - Chiidish
Pfft. No. Just no. - Conker
The original "so forgotten it's remembered" mon. KING - BambiStar
Oh that's just criminal Dunsparce is cool - plaidarms
Of all the letters of the alphabet, GameFreak chose "F" for its updated official artwork. They know the big F******, Forgagatten, Fat, Flop it truly is. - Konril
Oooh c'mon now! Dunspace is top 30 material?! Where's the taste - gardendreams
bye flop - Seffers
Praying for Miltank today - gardendreams
smeargle ha double team trick - Seffers
NOOO DIVA DOWN - BambiStar
My #2 favourite Pokemon of all time :jonny2: my #1? Stay tuned next Rate - BambiStar
#86: Ledyba - 4.78
It's a cute bug - illWill
She's ready to go but, I'm not sure if I am. - Conker
Smeargle ong yall just hate dogs :redface: - Katamari
No way yall let ledybaba live this long :deadbanana4: - Katamari
Damn, another 15 from someone is already out I feel so bad - Curaga
Not the 15 for Miss Ledyba :rip: - Red Light
ledyba is so cute - Seffers
One one hand, it's so cute to see how even flop bug types like Ledyba can bee somebody's fave. Really makes you think there's a fan out there for every mon. On the other hand... - Subomie
Make a wish! A ledyba has landed on you. - gardendreams
#85: CLEFFA - 4.82
*stomps on it* - Red Light
Shaped like a STAR cause she's about to be one! Giving 10 out of pure spite - BambiStar
it's not happiny but it still works - GardenDreams
I...don't really have anything interesting to say here. - Conker
Useless baby Pokémon [2] - Konril
cleffa is adorable - Seffers
Cleffa is out? The evil is defeated gif - Subomie
CLEFFA! NO! - Curaga
Some of your ratings... - gardendreams
LOSER BABY LOSER CLEFUGLY LOSER CLEFABLE - collcristobal
#84: SKIPLOOM - 4.86
fatty - thatsmydemi
Middle child with a bowl cut, but make it cvnt - BambiStar
It's alright. - Conker
All those 10s and the Jigglycult still snatched her - BambiStar
Skiploom did better than expected actually. :clap3: - Red Light
SKIPLOOM, SWEETIE, I— Curaga
#83: MAGCARGO - 4.97
the 3D model in Scarlet/Violet did wonders for it's design tbh - Sadie Saxton
Lava snail with cooled magma shell like the concept is off the charts - BambiStar
I like Mickie James and I stan Mickie James. What does that have to do with Magcargo? Nothing. Magcargo gets a 1/10. - Conker
skiploom is terrifying looks like she took one too many acid trips - Seffers
Skiploom... Over cleffa? - gardendreams
I had nothing against Skiploom (other than her forgettability) until last week, when I picked her as an answer in PokeDoku, thinking her lack of any notable features would have me raking in uniqueness points... only for her to be the most common answer. So what's up with THAT? A 1 in retrospect - Subomie
Next one... y'all... why... - Hey Dude
There's way worse Pokemon than Magcargo still in. :clack: The snails have always been so unfairly treated. - Red Light
my 0 still in need ha gone SOON - Seffers
I'm coming out as a snail stan. A perfect animal. There's no way a pokémon based on such ascended forms could be worth anything less than a ten. - Subomie
Magcargo? Before like half the baby mons? Oh you people are done! - BambiStar
#82: CROCONAW - 5.00
I hate mohawks, I feel Crocanaw would say something hurtful to me and then blame me as a parent. Honey take a shower and go on a walk. - GardenDreams
This is where the "awkward" middle stage syndrome started - BenAmuro
I haaaaate this ******* thing. It looks like ******* Binky from Arthur. And that giant pamper. It's just hideous. - Red Light
what in the Flintstones - Chiidish
BEST MIDDLE STARTER EVER - BambiStar
Does ANYBODY actually have an affiliation for mid-puberty starters? - Conker
oh this works too idk wtf they were thinking with this - Seffers
:fan: Not Bad for Croconaw though :fan: - jone731
oops! - Red Light
Nawt Binky from Arthur dkddkksa - coolcristobal
oh she was down bad - Seffers
I used to like Croconaw more before somebody pointed out the Flinstones looking toga... - Subomie
Croconaw almost got my 0 but I decided there was a bigger enemy :bird: - Red Light
#81: NATU - 5.03
Cun** - Chilldish
Yawn. - Conker
aww natu evolution is mother though she better be in for a while - Seffers
We really let Togepi live past day 1 huh - coolcristobal
Aww Natu. Croconaw would have been a better note to end on but I'm okay with this. :gaycat4: Overall not horrendous except for Granbull so ****ing early - Red Light
put some RESPECT on my 15 togepi - Seffers
I did my part towards her scrambling. I can't speak for the others. - Red Light
People just don't "get" the unga bunga rizz of Croconaw and that's okay! Some art takes time to fully appreciate you'll get there - BambiStar
Natu deserves - jONE731
forretress escaping the bottom twenty this time, the legend that you are - Subomie
We absolutely did! day 2, 3, 4 even :gaycat4: - BambiStar
Houndour, Houndoom, Marill, Azumarill and Pichu need to get out next. - Conker
the lack of taste - LastKiss
i am so fine with those results so far :bird: - PMM
While the middle stage slander is appreciated. There is a small niche of slayful middle stage starters with ONE of them even being in this god awful Gen - Chiidish
The Marill line cane and WILL stay, but glad to see someone else hate that ugly mutt - Chiidish
just keep saying it - Gourgeist
All I'm gonna say is I haven't seen a miss so far - but Stantler did deserve better - Sadie Saxton
I missed this first batch but don't mind the one out other than Croconaw which is cute! - UnusualBoy
The initial results just reminded me that this gen has more flops than hits - Rence
Hope the ugly mon I was almost gonna give my 0 to (which went to Unown) is gone today - Almodusa
good results so far :clap3: Croconaw should've been a bit higher, maybe top 70 - G.U.Y.
So far good results, Qwilfish deserved better tho :biblio: - Norte
Why is Celebi still in? I thought we agreed to sabotage that put - panochita
7 minutes until half my faves go home - Hey Dude
I'm perched for the mess - Seffers
#80: PILOSWINE - 5.20
That one episode where Pryce is telling Ash the story of his long-lost Piloswine that ran away from him after losing a battle... and then they just literally happen to stumble upon its frozen carcass. :gaycat7: - Red Light
It's 2024. Not the mesozoic era. - Conker
Need Feraligatr to pull through :'( - BambiStar
Piloswine is ok :clap3: too bad Mamoswine kinda ruins the line - BambiStar
Oh before Swinub? Wow. rip king - Red Light
#79: Magby - 5.25
GF really said won't somebody think of the children? - PillowCase
******* ugly now, evolved to be ******* ugly later, and evolved from that to be ******* uglier. - Red Light
It's cute idgaf - BambiStar
To be fair, a lot of the baby Pokemon just gel and intertwine with one another. - Conker
I just know that thing smells. - SlowGinFizzzz
Useless baby Pokémon [7] - Konril
Her emo bangs kinda serve I shoulda scored her higher :monkey: - coolcristobal
Piloswine is so awful itself but it's even worse that its 1st and 3rd stages are perfect :deadbanana: - halcyonday
Y'all couldn't have at least taken out Magby's ugly ass first before poor Piloswine? - Red Light
Magby before some of these other babies :wave: - BambiStar
BYE TOGEPEE :duca: - coolcristobal
BYE IGGLYY :duca: - BambiStar
how does an ice type pokemon with thick fat freeze :rip: flop - Katamari
#78: ARIADOS - 5.42
Ariados sits at her vanity. She inserts her purple contacts and brushes her long, straight, golden-tinted limb enhancers. Her skin glows red with the blood of a local Ledyba herd. She adjusts her horn implants and squeezes her butt implants into a pair of tight jeans. Then she picks up her phone to tweet that she was snubbed by the TPC because the game devs favor gen 1 pandering images. - PillowCase
if it turned into a majestic green spider with a wig. it would get a 10. It did not and this red spider is scary. - GardenDreams
aged quite well tbh - Chiidish
i hate spiders but it's slightly better - Seffers
The debilitating arachnophobia to loving every spider mon pipeline - BambiStar
i remember the pokemon card of this i love it. - FunnyFatty
Totally neutral on this. Always sort of there. - Conker
I wouldn't be surprised if it was Bayleef or Quilava. :mandown: - Conker
I love spiders but not this one - Ponzi
bayleef is coming for #1 :mandown: - halcyonday
WTF :clown: - BambiStar
Nooooooooo :jonny2: her swollen bussy backsprite was so iconic - Red Light
omg wait not it being frozen for decades and getting unfrozen like its nothing :deadbanana4: the 4kids script writers were so unserious - Katamari
#77: HOPPIP - 5.43
That's pookie - BambiStar
Cute little rascal with a horrible movepool. - Conker
i kind of hate how tragic all of the spider pokemon are stat wise :deadbanana4: the fact most need gimmicky abilities to be viable :deadbanana4: sad cause they are truly demonic IRL - Katamari
aww hoppip is cute :sosad: - Seffers
Pikachu just giving it a little thundershock to get that heart pumping again fjhdjhadfh :redface: - Red Light
weed! LITERALLY! - Katamari
this king being the supreme spider (the spider from Gen 5) - Subomie
which is something it shouldn't even to feel snhdbfjdf pikachu saves the day again :redface: so glad the basement they ran 4kids out got hydro pumped out of existence - Katamari
Jumpluff you in danger girl :redface: - BambiStar
arquadaddy outsold and oneshot oop - Katamari
WAIT Ledian beat Ariados? :bibliahh: - BambiStar
#76: IGGLYBUFF - 5.49
it's not happiny but it still works pt.2 - GardenDreams
ugly and bald. Speaking of I just want to say not all babies are cute. Like yes they're "cute" but some are clearly a cut above the rest. - Chiidish
So useless, but so cute. - Canon
still never better than clefairy line - illWill
she's a baby which means 0 by default but she's also the best one by association with Jiggly/Wiggly? Here's a 10 just cus I want her to be the highest ranking baby hehe - coolcristobal
She'll never be Kirby - BambiStar
Memorable for the Pokemon Stadium 2 mini-game...and that's about it. - Conker
Useless baby Pokémon [3] - Konril
#75: AIPOM - 5.49
The only monkey inspired pokemon I stan is this vers legend. - PillowCase
aipom was the pokemon i used as my true middle. i dont hate this pokemon and i dont love it - GardenDreams
normal type excellence but it should have been given an everstone tbh - Chiidish
serial killer vibes. - Seffers
MY MISCHIEVOUS RASCAL MONKEY BABY - Sawk
A creepy cutie. Too bad about the tragic evo - BambiStar
cant believe he was the mascot in gen 4 for a while. Cute though - FunnyFatty
It's like in Pokemon Channel during the Meowth's Party segment at the end of the game. And Aipom was dancing her ASS off. Look it up. - Conker
the evil is defeated finally - Seffers
Ariados Grande was done DIRTY! - Rachel Berry
gays hating babies is on brand - gardendreams
idt iggly azalea is even that cute tbh. - Subomie
We are so back :gaycatina1: Bye Uggly! - BambiStar
aipom tho? absolutely adorable. high five his little tail. - Subomie
You know what she beat Cleffat so I'll take it :clap: - coolcristobal
Igglybuff rising so much and Aipom falling so hard only to smash into each other halfway :rip: - Red Light
Disgusting monkey is gone . - Ponzi
Hey Dude and Sawk failing to save Aipom as she get snatchedT out of the rate. - Subomie
lol at almost everybody collectively rating Aipom in the 2-5 range (myself included) - Conker
#74: DELIBIRD - 5.50
Gimmicks are not tolerated in this house. - PillowCase
this pokemon reminds me of christmas and i like christmas - GardenDreams
ICON alert. - Seffers
was straight up trolling when they put this thing in the game ahhh - coolcristobal
Gen 2 festive classic and now Gen 9 Paradox icon the gift Present that keeps on giving - BambiStar
Has potential but, present is a bit annoying to use. - Conker
Y'all probably prefer ping-pong champion Ambipom :pukey: - Red Light
delibird the queen that you are - Seffers
lol - coolcristobal
#73: SUNFLORA - 5.51
I feel like she won't rank very high cus some of y'all are miserable and hate fun but I hope I'm proven wrong! - coolcristobal
Can't even open her eyes she's so cheeched! Off her gourd - BambiStar
Okay. Simply okay. - Conker
Well...just what I thought. Trash. - Konril
imagine getting a present and it ******* explodes... - Subomie
So Iron Bundle did nothing for Delicon's popularity huh :'( - BambiStar
Some of yall have never played Mystery Dungeon and it shows! - coolcristobal
#72: SUDOWOODO - 5.51
ilove naked dudes who choose to cosplay this thing - PMM
quirky, hard, and looks like wood? id date him - GardenDreams
When you think about it, this is the Snorlax of Johto... what a downgrade. - Red Light
creepy - Chiidish
I pity those who don't understand the GENIUS behind this CAMP queen - coolcristobal
Sooo are you gonna show me how you SquirtBottle or what? - BambiStar
To this day, I still think it's a grass type. - Conker
Nuh uh. My Loudred 0 is primed and ready for next rate. - Subomie
Nooo not Sudogod - Almodusa
Y'all are NO fun! - coolcristobal
Kind of surprised by Sunflora. I thought she would scrape by until tomorrow. - Red Light
#71: SENTRET - 5.54
The best starting rodent. I love Sentret. - Red Light
an embarrassment to normal types - Chiidish
Better than Rattafad but like that's hard - BambiStar
I remember one time my Mom bought me a Sentret plushie and threw it in my face, because she was a foul mood from getting home back to work. - Conker
Sounds like something my mom would do :suburban: - Hey Dude
I expect to see Chatot getting panned for DP's rate then :fan: - coolcristobal
Suddenly Woodenly lasted too long tbh. Reminds me of Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy - Red Light
This childhood trauma dump over Sentret :rip: - BambiStar
#70: FORRETRESS - 5.54
this thing is powerful as hell - PMM
it could have ended with pinceo. - GardenDreams
Its a nut that explodes. The gay community in shambles. - Canon
it's.. idk but it's ugly. - Seffers
evolution done right - Sawk
The only memorable thing was Brock using it, when he returns in Hoenn. FORRETRESS EXPLOSION. Sis became obsolete after that. - Conker
what is y'alls PROBLEM? - Subomie
flop-tress - Seffers
nnn Heldenzeit queen of taste - Subonie
Forretress is mother. - Solar
how is aipom verse nkdfgbdf - Katamari
#69: QUILAVA - 5.58
worse than meh - Chiidish
angsty teen vibes. - Seffers
One of the best middle starters ever - BambiStar
Always was just sorta there. - Conker
I kinda think he outsold Typhlosion just a little... not Hisuian Typhlosion though - Ewan Chaos
She rose and that's what matters. :clap3: And she looks fabulous with the shiny silver coat in SV - Red Light
wait thats kind of kunty idk - Katamari
forretress is an icon and he always reminds me of early gens OU so he gets points for that too! he was a top ten mon for me at one point. - Subomie
noT quilava... - Seffers
Final stage bias is so crazy y'all let Typhlosion beat this :gaycat6: - BambiStar
oh, no one moved quilava tho - Subomie
Bjork in 1996 - Red Light
girl :redface: - Solar
BAYLEEF SUPREMACY - gardendreams
thats mother - Seffers
Down 31 spots like what the hell happened - BambiStar
Bayleef only needs now to out do the entire cyndaquil and totodile line - panochita
Totodile the rest starters quite frankly - Solar
#68: SMOOCHUM - 5.58
Barely out of the egg and already acting like a hooker, give it up hag - PillowCase
it is giving angelica vibes from rugrats, and i love that - GardenDreams
This is what imagine new baby-gay's Atrl account with 10 posts looks like. - Canon
Serving f***ass bob and not much else - BambiStar
It's like that one episode of Power Rangers. Where Darkliptor froze Carlos, Ashley and Cassie in blocks of ice. Don't piss her off if you want to live, when she becomes Jynx. I also remember Smoochum had that workout channel in Pokemon Channel, so that's enough for a 6/10. - Conker
Konril - Useless baby Pokémon [5] Stream Pink Friday 2, I guess. I give it a 4/10
#67: TYPHLOSION - 5.58
a little bit overrated tbh. especially without the flames it's just a badger - GardenDreams
godawful. Sadly I can't think of a single fire third stage that will get a 10 from me. But at least they have a couple good stage 1s and 2s - Chiidish
Hot Take. My Hisuian stoner son's design - Sadie Saxton
but only when it has its fire - Flexus
don't piss him off, he'll beat you up. - Seffers
Would give this a 6 if isn't for the fact that NO ONE can LOOK UP and spell her name correctly. - Conker
Look how they massacred my boy. Looks incomplete without the flames. - Konril
lmao! - Subomie
everyone giving smoochum anything lower than a 7 = a slap to the face - GardenDreams
Now Bayleef only needs to make some boots with the crocmon and she's certified as the best starter evo of gen 2 - panochita
YESSSS my alternate 0 OUT! Bye ugly Smoochump - Almodusa
the comments :deadbanana4: icon in training deserved better! - Katamari
I gave ha a 10/10 - Canon
#66: SHUCKLE - 5.61
derpy little turtle thing, i love this - GardenDreams
kinda queenie - Chiidish
i wish they thought more about him with more details. - FunnyFatty
I...really don't want talk about this one. - Conker
perfection robbed queenie. (Smoochum) - Seffers
love you bestie - gardendreams
shuckle icon. - Seffers
OH WOW at Smoochum being lower than Elekid. The 3 I gave Elekid really did work against the 1's and 2's I gave the rest of the babies I guess :mandown: Typhlosion... I don't remember only giving her a 3, that's pretty harsh, but meh. Bye ***** - Red Light
Shuckle gone too soon - Canon
Miltank being potentially unscathed during night 2?! YESS MAMAAA - gardendreams
One of the anime's most iconic episodes. (Shuckle) - Red Light
#65: ELEKID - 5.64
Better than all of it's evos - BenAmuro
My favorite of the babymon but it still sucks. - Red Light
Kinda love this one? The lil fangs, the electrical plug head, rotating its arms to charge up - BambiStar
BLACK AND YELLOW AND BLACK AND YELLOW. - Conker
Useless baby Pokémon [6] I give Elekid a 2/10. - Konril
I feel like only pretty girls get Shuckle. - Subomie
Elekid is easily the best gen two baby. Like that little plug head? genius... - Subomie
iconic gf give this icon 40 HP now! - Katamari
But Pichu and Togepi still in because... y'all are TPC bootlickers - Red Light
#64: SWINUB - 5.66
Tried to be interesting but, it isn't. Swinub has a defeatist attitude and Tyra Banks will go off on her. - Conker
#2 baby behind Payolachu :clap3: not bad - BambiStar
oh hell no, delete this rate and pretend it never happened - TaggedGalaxy
The best pokemon here :clap: (Bayleef) - halcyonday
You're right. And we do. - Canon
You putas lied to me cause why Celebi still in? - panochita
UMMM? she is not getting touched anytime soon - Seffers
Swinub is so cute - I thought the gays would respond to that. - Subomie
I don't really consider Togepi a baby just a new mon used to introduce the breeding mechanic - BambiStar
Swinub is the cutest. Y'all just don't get it. - halcyonday
Did we do these rates with blindfolds on? Why did this of all things rise 20 spots :rip: - coolcristobal
I gave all baby mon a 4 sans Togepi, yes it's payola but at least it worked, the others are just there - panochita
#63: LEDIAN - 5.69
What the Pokemon Company had with u was personal bae - Panochita
it just could have gone further. - GardenDreams
Should have been part fighting-type. - Red Light
wish it was strong - FunnyFatty
Red is the new black. - Conker
Great design but wow she really needs some updates to actually be more interesting. - Ewan Chaos
Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully? Quickly. dumped on the lesser version of the game, terrible stats, terrible typing (Why is it not Fighting type?), They really hated this one. I give Ledian a 4/10 - Konril
Poor Ledian. :'( I truly LOVE her design but lord she is so ****ing WORTHLESS. TPC made Johto Pokemon like they hated them idgi - Red Light
I don't much about algebuh but didn't Miss Solar already give their 15 to Ledyba? - Subomie
#62: HITMONTOP - 5.70
worst evolution ever - PMM
Dead at its only redeeming quality being Intimidate - BambiStar
he has the hype but lacks so much things. - FunnyFatty
Dumb way of how to evolve it. - Conker
My theory is that Satoshi Tajiri was biten by a bug that looks like her irl as a kid and then lashed on this queen, like the pokemon just seems to be created for misery - panochita
It didn't rise, the others simply fell below it. - Almodusa
Ledian deserved an evo, regional variant, mega, giga something - BambiStar
hitmontop is fun - Seffers
Hitmonverse at most :mandown: ugly - BambiStar
Oh **** no. Hitmontop. Packs bags Ciara gif - Red Light
I used to be a Hitmontop hater but her model from XY and on :ahh: Zumba legend! - coolcristobal
I grew to like Hitmontop as it's a good addition to my Sword team - Almodusa
If I could have given two 15's I would have given one to Hitmontop. :redface: It ****ing dropped 12 spots? :jonny2: kill me - Red Light
You know I rank this so high because it reminds me of that Pokémon movie with Latios and Latias and those two girls who serve **** the whole time. - Sadie Saxton
Never knew Hitmontop had stans thought it was destined for Bottom 20 - BambiStar
#61: YANMA - 5.72
like so boring - GardenDreams
4/10 and I'm being generous after I wasted 15 Pokeballs on this thing in Pokemon Colosseum. - Conker
Wait, Hitmontop and Sudo deserved better! - UnusualBoy
Nooo Yanma :'( Mega will redeem her in the Gen 4 Rate - BambiStar
how did she last this ****ing long :rip: - Red Light
Don't scare me like that with the tagging. I thot my 15 was leaving. - Subomie
girl SAME :redface: Almost threw my laptop - Red Light
Mostly chops, all of this baby phobia my 15 won't make it much longer I fear - Rigalo
Lets talk about how Smoochum & this lady who most definitely has heart problems + is racist look alike. Anyway the only good thing about today is we exiled more #UselessBabyPokemon - Magickarp
Right?! I hope all your corneas burn tonight. (Celebi) - Magickarp
I don't even remember who i gave my 15 to :deadbanana2: - Magickarp
You spilled because when I think about it Pokemon is the only franchise where I like spider designs and my arachnophobia is severe - Chiidish
icon noooo (Hitmontop) i named mine eddy and christie growing up :bibliahh: - Katamari
Hung Up = Hag out = celebi out :laugh2: - panochita
Typhlosion being out cos her 3D sprite is horrible :gaycat7: - LastKiss
I didn't know the flopkorita stanning was serious here :biblio: - Rence
Damn, ok, tonight could have gone much worse, but y'all chopping Ledian and Hoppip hurts. Looooove those cuties! - Curaga
Time for a Marill massacre next update - PillowCase
What did y'all do to my baby Typhlosion... - Dark Miracles
i am eating those results :chick1: - PMM
I have no idea who's gonna win this thing - Hurem
Ledian should have been OUT on day one I hope the 15 was worth it - sunbathinganimal
Ugly F*cking HAGS The severe lack of taste you heaux exhibit is mind boggling, casting a curse on you at this moment. - Sawk
I actually gave it a 10 but still ur lack of taste jumped OUT go clean a toilet in Bangkok! - Solar
Not Smoochum being the biggest loss so far I once did a baby only run on HG/SS and she helped me sweep through Lance's Dragonites and I'll be forever grateful - By The Water
Y'all are so wrong for hatecriming Quilava and Typhlosion like that... - SlowGinFizzzz
Yay, my 0 (Hitmontop) is out:clap3:I will admit that their minigame in Stadium 2 is fun though. - Ponzi
Forretress out :biblio: Bye Johto rate :gaycatina1: - Heldenzeit
I know y'all didn't just get rid of my good judy Smoochum - Apostolis
Forretress and Magcargo deserved better now come on now - Gourgeist
did we hate crime them or did Gamefreak hatecrime little legend Cyndaquil? *laughs in everstone* - Chiidish
How Pichu survived, the onslaught of babies I have no idea. Apart from Sudowoodo, I didn't mind losing any of these. I lost only two 7's. I probably would have given Delibird a 6 if it wasn't close to Christmas. Yanma surely would have gotten a 2, if not for the Christmas aesthetics. (He's decked in red/green for Christ sake. And I'm a Team Rocket stan too.) Yanma was annoying as hell to catch in Colosseum. I'm not sure if there was a "Catch Rate" glitch or something. I need to learn how to NOT second guess myself with these ratings (Give Smeargle a 1! or Give Smeargle a 2!) After all, something like that is causing the ties in the rankings. And it might prevent my favorite from winning. My 0 is still in but, at least my 15 is still in. Mild Spoiler: I gave my 0 to something that was "just kinda there" not like it's a "OH MY GOD YOU JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON!1!1! HOW DARE YOU!" tactic but, something that will make you go "Oh...all that worry was for not." I was VERY close to giving Houndour/Houndoom my 0 but...I think there was something more "superficial" and "synthetic" and "beauty is only skin deep" I wanted to give my 0 to. - Conker
Conker truly is a charity worker. Giving comments on otherwise unremarkable Pokémon. The lone pity comment on Swinub is a kii. - Konril
Legend Aipom - Sawk
not all this over Aipom of all pokemon - Seffers
Verse icon - Katamari
I can't wait for how I'll present the top 10. - Hey Dude
Let's not forget that Shuckle was the first pokemon to ever get an ability before gen 3 even dropped, trully a trailblazer and doesn't get the credit it deserves - Gourgeist
the ability to be useless - Solar
not my score giving Eleking a top 60 placement :foxaylove: - Norte
Is it too early to call for Feraligatr's elimination? - SlowGinFizzzz
Yes - BambiStar
Realistically who is surprised about Hoothoot being the first eliminated tonight anyway :cm: - Red Light
Honestly though. I kinda forgot it existed :deadbanana4: - Curaga
#60: HOOTHOOT - 5.79
Hooters really thought she did something, well think again - Panochita
Iconic - BenAmuro
Flying well above Cerberus, this thing patrols the gates of Hell. - elevate
Pidgey found dead in a cage - BambiStar
Always wished Misty had caught Hoothoot in that one episode. Illusion Confusion. - Conker
Not Godcune - Almodusa
No one making any noise for Bootboot :rip: - coolcristobal
Hoothoot is a fckn brilliant design with the big red eyes and clock-hand brows and the standing on one foot gimmick. Ofc, it loses all of that stuff to evolve into a pretty boring owl. Chinchou teas. - Subomie
One of the better regional bird first stages :clap3: - BambiStar
No idea what's leaving tonight. Maybe the Donphan line, Teddiursa line, and idk what else - Red Light
M[redacted] shouldn't still be in honestly :chick2: - BambiStar
pretty decent mons overall staying so far :clap: - halcyonday
Most of the chaff's pretty much gone at this point tbh :clap: - coolcristobal
Chinchou out already? **** - Curaga
#59: CHINCHOU - 5.87
I love this pig tail girly! I love the light emitting from them. hugely underrated. and could have been a fan favorite if it didn't have an underwhelming evolution - GardenDreams
i love her. They could sell her as a mythical if they wanted - FunnyFatty
Delightful little fellow. - Conker
Oh okay yeah this feels about right. - Red Light
Aligator, megatron and rotten onion to be out next - panochita
Suicune not getting its own graphic ff - Almodusa
Time for the MAGAnium line to get the chop - By The Water
I hate how flat it looks tbh like Blissey's big ass sat on it :skull: - coolcristobal
#58: URSARING - 5.91
kinda serving masc4masc bear on grindr - PillowCase
a bully - GardenDreams
as a bear i like him. Mostly they are ugly. - FunnyFatty
Smokey The Bear taking more drugs than Conker ever has. Usaring took ecstasy, morphine, nicotine, tobacco and LSD. - Conker
Even if my name was Natalie Nunn you b****es still couldn't Chinchou me :'( - BambiStar
It's a cool Pokémon should have been psychic flying :redface: - Katamari
My brother accidentally used his Master Ball on an Ursaring in Victory Road one time. :redface: - Red Light
Noctowl still in? :jonnycat: - Katamari
#57: MANTINE - 5.97
i think this pokemon is super underrated. i love the design it has the opportunity to have a cool sleek evolution. he just looks happy and helpful - GardenDreams
i loved him so much. I hope he will get an evo soon - FunnyFatty
Have you guys seen Code Lyoko? Those mantaees enemies were weird. - Conker
Omg I gagged at Suicune leaving nn Thank GOODNESS it was PootToot instead - Relampago.
Nooo Ursaring! Played DKC3 recently and now it reminds me of the Brothers Bear - BambiStar
aww ursaring - Seffers
If u told me this hunch back, beer gut, bipedal atrocity was a post G6 starter, i would believe u. (Feraligatr) - Magickarp
Aww Mantine :heart2: Jasmine used one in Stadium 2 and I always thought something was very slayful about that. Only thing I remember about Code Lyoko is every episode ended the same way with the weird quiet girl using her powers or whatever at the perfect time :deadbanana: - Red Light
#56: LANTURN - 6.00
PMM - great type combo
A GLOW UP - Panochita
one of the first dual types that truly felt innovative creative and fun - Chiidish
Need her to guide me through Glimmer's Galleon one time - BambiStar
one of my faves - FunnyFatty
No complaints here. Solid Pokemon. - Conker
robbed queen - Seffers
Yall did Ursaring wrong :jonny6: I'm happy they finally expanded on him with Ursaluna and BM Ursaluna :jonny6: - Sadie Saxton
Mantine is gone. Magby is gone. Magcargo is gone. But I'm still standing. (Meganium) - Relampago.
Oh the water girlies are getting cleaned out tonight - Red Light
I don't hate Lanturn but it does make me want to invest some stock in Everstones. - Subomie
LANTURN? OK, this is the first one that making me a little mad! - Curaga
Lanturn always reminds me of that one trainer who beat Misty in that tournament :deadbanana2: Always wanted to use one since - Sadie Saxton
girl wtf? Mantine is one of the very few good designs of G2 Lantrun beating it too? :deadbanana: only the gays - Magickarp
aaand another Donkey Kong reference :clown: Down 23 spots punched this line out so fast! - BambiStar
#55: LARVITAR - 6.04
its giving karate kid jaden smith - GardenDreams
Dratini ender - BambiStar
Anime points going for it and that's it - Conker
Goddam now THIS reveal is giving Madonna single post-2000 :deadbanana: How'd it fall this hard? Did Lanturn spark a recent controversy in the anime or sumn? - coolcristobal
Maybe I'm blind like a zubat but Where is suicine :redface: - Katamari
I didn't even spell Ursaring's name correctly in my write-up. :stare: I don't know why I was generous with giving that thing a 5. - Conker
Satans spawn the worst Pokémon of all time to use - Katamari
He's still in :smile: - Hey Dude
Chinchou is one of the few Pre-evos that outsold it's evo. Also, Bruxish OUTSOLD. - Magickarp
Someone mentioned it as a joke - it's not the actual rate - Sadie Saxton
I have a feeling is coming soon and I have to milk my peace while she's still here - Gardendreams
Larvitar too? Damn why are all these good mons doing so much worse than last Rate - BambiStar
Okay diva down… we're starting to lose some good ones with Legendturn and Larvislay out :rip: These plummets serving Houdini chart run - Relampago.
surprised he's so low, he's cute for a rock type and he's got personality and anime nostalgia. The low scores are giving sabotage and I don't doubt we'll be seeing daddy ttar miss the top 20 as a result :psyduck: - Subomie
#54: FURRET - 6.09
A CHAMBEAAAR - Panochita
Sentret literally looks like it should be the evolution to Furret - BenAmuro
UNDERRATED and I won't hear anything else about legend herself - Sadie Saxton
that's mother. if you get it, you get it. - Seffers
Aging meme queen and that's about it - BambiStar
FURRET IS NOT A GROUND TYPE. - Conker
FURRETTTTTTTT 3333333 - Seffers
I know Furret became sort of a meme but I kinda hate her. - Subomie
good riddance - halcyonday
Subomie, you have some explaining to do. Furret at a 1? - Curaga
Larvitar :chick3: and yeah that looks like it would be the 1st stage, not the 2nd - Almodusa
bout to drop a hot take: bellossom is bottom ten this gen and should've been gone - Subomie
#53: OCTILLERY - 6.11
i like octopus. this is an octopus - GardenDreams
GF was feeling extra creative when they made this water type red. their mind - Gourgeist
Two words: Tank Octopus - BambiStar
Red octa. Cute guy. - Conker
I thought she was going to be overrated and wanted to stop her in her tracks... :biblio: - Subomie
stream pink friday 2 furret - Seffers
Noooooooo Furret should be higher :jonny2: When Pikachu's Thunderbolt didn't work against her in the anime because they thought it was ground-type jkfhajksdh - Red Light
PLS not the chambear furret video :deadbanana2: - Relampago.
NOT TWO 10's IN A ROW :jonny2::jonny2: - Red Light
I gave out so little 10s and yet they've been dropping like flies :deadbanana2: - Magickarp
All those 10s for ******* Furret :deadbanana2: - TaggedGalaxy
Never forget she had her own signature move at one point. A star! :clap3: - coolcristobal
#52: HOUNDOUR - 6.12
Won a Johto ranking on a rival website. (Well, technically it was Houndoom) and you don't even see it in the wild in G/S/C until you got to Kanto. - Conker
Not Furrettttttt :jonny6: my very first play through of silver when I was so little I solo'd the game with an over leveled Furrett - Sadie Saxton
Seffers - Robbed a bit
Aw bye you little rascal - Almodusa
I only gave Houndour a 4? Mess :priceless: - Red Light
elusive queen! getting a number one with no promo, no music video, not even in the country at the time! a bad *****! - Subomie
Houndour is a great design I really don't understand the hate :psyduck: - BambiStar
GODdour out NOOOOO Now y'all wanna be holy? None of you are seeing heaven anyways this is our mascot - Relampago.
Based on the sudden sabotage placements I fear we will end up with Average Tusk winning the rate - Relampago.
Speak on it sis - Sadie Saxton
#51: GLIGAR - 6.17
cute but worthless - PMM
just because I know what's to come - Chiidish
I think Ash had one. - Conker
Gligar is really fugly but Gliscor will be receiving my 10 in the gen 4 rate! - Relampago.
...Meanwhile Pichu and Togepi survive another ****ing night. - Red Light
Like put your tongue back in your mouth ugly. You're not Bangerz Miley - Relampago.
STAY MAD - Seffers
Leave the king alone - Blue.
The way you follow a mid af mon with a genuine slay and back and forth. This relentless topping and bottoming. What are we gonna do with you? - Subomie
I thought both Phanpy and Donphan would be long dead by now. :deadbanana: - Red Light
#50: PICHU - 6.18
we didn't need her - Blue.
I disagree with a lot of GSC criticism but the baby Pokemon are truly pointless and irritating. - Red Light
disgusting - Chiidish
Objectively horrible bc baby Pika but lowkey a cutie. the spanking gif is a classic - BambiStar
Useless baby Pokémon - Konril
FINALLY the nepo baby is gone :clap3: - BambiStar
All those TENS :deadbanana: For a newborn sewer rat? - coolcristobal
Pichu the other rats - By The Water
Several people defending Donphag and Pichu being gone all on the same page.. we're doomed - Relampago.
He's a blonde rat how can I not give him a 10 - Hey Dude
did pichu come and personally terrorize some of you this intense hatred :ahh: - Seffers
but if Pichu's gone then Togepi has gotta be not far behind him. Come on out, lil one. did pichu terrorize some of you this intense hatred :ahh: - Red Light
Guess I have to stan this Gens ONLY new Ghost Type. - Canon
#49: MISDREAVUS - 6.22
honestly, ATE - GardenDreams
Adorable, powerful, game-changing in my heart and my heart alone. - elevate
She's actually kinda cute but yall would crown this basic lil girl the winner if I don't do anything about it - coolcristobal
so mother - Sawk
A goth punk moment of female rage - BambiStar
Totally forgettable until it's evolution in Gen 4. - Conker
Representing the only Ghost type excellence this Gen. - Konril
LMAOOOOOOO - coolcristobal
Lol. - Hey Dude
Whoa, not even two 15s could save that little hairdo with a necklace :biblio: - Curaga
UMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT THE **** Y'ALL TASTELESS ******* THAT'S LITERALLY AN ICON... - Seffers
Oh wow... oh wow. - Red Light
What in the willow - By The Water
If miss Serendipity was here, Togepiss would've been OUT by now. We need to count her imaginary votes too. - Magickarp
#48: DONPHAN - 6.23
love this thing - PMM
just like the mareep line. how does that cute little bay elephant turn into someone who looks like they would threaten the school - GardenDreams
Always hated the fact that Phanpy turned into this, but I appreciate it more now - BenAmuro
The sheer amount of payola she's gotten throughout Gen 9 :biblio: WHY - coolcristobal
One of the original "New Pokemon!" so will always be a bit iconic - BambiStar
ugly done great. I love him. - FunnyFatty
Boring. - Conker
DOWN FOURTY ONE SPOTS :khalyan2: WHAT WAS THE REASON - BambiStar
I gave Pichu a 1. No reasoning for why that thing had to be a waste of a perfectly good roster spot in Melee. - Conker
MOMtank haters sexualizing breastfeeding :shakeno: I see y'alls spirit - coolcristobal
#47: MURKROW - 6.25
Completely forgettable until it's evolution in Gen 4. - Conker
Donphan getting two 0s and still making top half... a win is a win. A win is a win! - Subomie
My brujeria getting Donphag OUT - Relampago.
The one comment kjfhsacmndjkaffehiuak - Red Light
Murkrow definitely sneaked into the top 50 - Almodusa
She's a full grown woman breastfeeding a Cyndaquil that is NOT her child she's disgusting - Relampago.
Murkrow with the lux witchy hat and the broom-shaped tail? He's a server, your honor. He serves. - Subomie
WaiT Donphan noo - Almodusa
All these hags falling like rocks I can't :redface: - LastKiss
The people really said Halloween is over huh :redface: - BambiStar
#46: FLAAFFY - 6.31
talent - Chiidish
90% chance of gay. - elevate
Molly (Pokemon 3 Movie) had one. That's it. That's my write-up. - Conker
HATERS?! We love Miltank! She nurtures all of us with her milk! Not sexual. It's just her mother milk. - gardendreams
cutie flaaffy - Seffers
Flaffy is the worst of her line so I get it but I hope this doesnt mean Ampharos is missing the top 10 like she deserves! - Relampago.
Flaaffy is definitely the worst of the Mareep line. I always thought it looked misshapen, probably because it's giving ugly powdered wig. - Curaga
Donphannnn :jonny6: baby me was SHOOK seeing you in the first Pokémon movie Girl at least they gave you Great Tusk - Sadie Saxton
Thinking about how I somehow spotted a lone shiny Flaaffy in Violet by noticing it was slightly lighter pink before seeing the green tail :rip: - BambiStar
Flaffy deserved better too damn - Sadie Saxton
If all this sabotaging is going on but Togepi still makes top 40 :khalyan2: Don't come to Pokemon Day Care tomorrow! - Red Light
togepi coming for top 20 where she belongs. - Seffers
#45: NOCTOWL - 6.34
Noctowl is a collapse ngl, fem with that dash of ugly in her. Wise beauty. Nocturnal icon. Underpowered queen. - PillowCase
Noctowl gets the job done. It's a cool owl. - GardenDreams
bored to death - Blue.
The first shiny I ever encountered so nostalgia - BenAmuro
should have been Dark/Normal - Chiidish
Kinda the best regional bird? Which isn't saying much cus the bar is in hell but still. - coolcristobal
should have been stronger. - FunnyFatty
Ash's only shiny. Nothing special about it otherwise. - Conker
Majestic regional birb. - Konril
#44: XATU - 6.34
The ariana of pokemon, we know you're not mexican sweety, stop pretending - Panochita
honestly one of the most fun regional birds to use - Chiidish
It's been forgotten. Its eyes look sad. I've never trusted it. = elevate
wish they made Xatu more weird. - FunnyFatty
Ronda Rousey go home heat. - Conker
I mean they were all hideous :gaycat6: - Red Light
Xatu should be higher. A top 40 mon. - Subomie
Xatu is so cool - Seffers
The fact Celebi is still in is revolting. I know whoever gave that onion higher than a 3, would definitely suck Joe Merrick off if he hit u up on Grindr. - Magickarp
Wtf :biblio: Xatu is way cooler than Noctowl! - Curaga
"Ronda Rousey Go Home Heat" LMFAO - plaidarms
The birds are icons idc they deserve better - LastKiss
Phanpy still rolling through for absolutely no reason is sending me :deadbanana: - Red Light
#43: RAIKOU - 6.343
this design feels all over the place for me. the flop between the three legendary dogs - GardenDreams
Zapdos ender - BambiStar
Who's your daddy? Raikou, that's who. - Conker
The runt of the Legendary Beasts. No theatrical movie for you buddy.
My fave is in it to win it. - Blue.
the worst dog so..bye - Seffers
What the **** happened with these drops adsfjkl; who's gonna be top 10 at this rate? Mareep and Wooper? - coolcristobal
Tiger daddy is TOO masc for these homos :gaycat7: - Last Kiss
NOOOO KING :gaycat6: You deserved better, glad you came thru with Great Tusk to further elevate your majestuosity. - Blue.
The Ghost payola has finally been stopped and poor Misdreavus is the first casualty. But even though I rated her highly, MisHAGius and Flutter MINGE outsold. - Konril
All these insane drops like the girls were in the previous Johto Rate taking NOTES - BambiStar
#42: CORSOLA - 6.36
one of my favorite Pokémon ever, if it would only be more usable - Blue.
obsessed. - Seffers
Queen omg - Sawk
A seven for 7 natural wonders of the world cutie - BambiStar
Her dying in gen 8 was the best thing to happen to her - Ewan Chaos
It's like Eve Torres. The BOREWHORE of the sea. And not even being a Hoeski can salvage that. It's like her wrestling skills. Water/Rock is TRASH. - Conker
I was very afraid a certain someone was getting chopped like an onion today. Until next time! - Curaga
togepi remains unscathed top 41 and beyond queen - Seffers
ROTTEN ass results today tbh! - coolcristobal
LEGEND CORSOLa was unfortunately a victim of the GF RNG BST's - Katamari
Not my 15 being out already. - Blue.
This rate is wild. :deadbanana: The slew of massive drops and the first-stage domination. We're ending with a top 5 of Chikorita, Totodile, Wooper, Phanpy, and Teddiursa. - Red Light
Umm the Raikou sabotage is kinda nasty :biblio: Xatu leaving too, serving racism :biblio: NOctowl is whatever, bye Wish Celebi was gone first but - whatever - Relampago.
This Gen 1 evo deserves Top 10 :clack: idk why I keep double posting but did I lie? - BambiStar
The gen one evos are too slayful. I would gladly take Steelix - Scizor - Porygon2 - Kingdra - Blissey as a top five ngl. - Subomie
Originally gave her my 15 :jonny5: strategically it made more sense than Dunsparce but ultimately couldn't turn my back on Big D like that's family :jonny5: - BambiStar
Just watch. It will be a REAL :mrpeanut:" downgrade" :mrpeanut: when you see Porygon 2 be #41 tomorrow. - Conker
I could've sworn Dunsparce was popular, but she placed low 7 years ago too :deadbanana: Like i can understand a lazy design like Dudunsparce flopping, but Dunspace? :biblio: - Magickarp
Politoed still in :biblio: - sunbathinganimal
ok this time we lost some legends :chick3: sad for donphan and lanturn - PMM
Oh hell no Octillery being out. anigif_enhanced-9629-1501624251-1 dot gif Please ban G.U.Y from participating in future pokerates - Gourgeist
Can you say a perfect evolution line? Can you say a clean ten average? Can you say seizure warning? Can you say Eviolite & Recover tank? Can you say Tera Normal Adaptability +2 Hyper Beam? - Subomie
I love logging back in and seeing Team Eevee prevail :clap: Why is Heracross still here tho? Someone nail it to the cross already - Frappucino
Can you say NO1CURR? - Frappucino
shut the **** up, uglee. nobody care about you stanning the same two dogs as every other basic white girl either but you don't see me calling you out on it. get bent. - Subomie
rhinoplasty , chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift. still ate :clap3: - G.U.Y.
Octillery is my everything. That cry, that ******* MOVEPOOL What a legend. I hate y'all - Dark Miracles
I probably would've given Corsola a 1 if Queen Misty didn't have one. Flop elegance. - Conker
Oh Well this rate is more fun and better paced so thats all that really matters. Music not the bling - Relampago.
regretting my 15 tbh, my first Pokemon rate and I didn't score tactically - sunbathinganimal
We'll have to agree to disagree! :chick2: - BambiStar
The theses and thinkpieces for PoryGOD :ahh: See when you're the it girl - coolcristobal
no comment just love this gif - Seffers
Ms Jynx deserves an evo like her uglee brothers - sunbathinganimal
Shook at how this rate has like 20+ stable views whenever it's live tho, AND 60 participants?! Poki eating the pacing?!:jonny5: - Magickarp
Why is Jumpluff still in :skull: - Almodusa
Cuteness and speed won - Curaga
Why is Slowking still in :deadbanana4: Clownery - Curaga
#41: FERALIGATR - 6.39
it looks like tank with each part from another tank - PMM
The back sprite is so relatable to me - Gourgeist
BEST FINAL STARTER EVER + a great ass - BambiStar
loved the fact that he would evolve at level 30. I think he is the only starter that does that. - FunnyFatty
Would be higher if it wasn't for grammar school. - Conker
My favorite starter EVER, both first stage and last. - Ewan Chaos
#40: QUAGSIRE - 6.39
great type combo but what is this design? - PMM
ugly and slay. - FunnyFatty
2001 memories from that one episode. Once In A Blue Moon. 3 - Conker
Love him, but Clodsire outsold. - Ewan Chaos
Oh the water dark excellence you should have been :gaycat7: - Katamari
feralimider finally out - Seffers
RIP, Booty King - Curaga
Both okay, but blue water types leaving is never a bad thing. - Subomie
ugly - TaggedGalaxy
Feraligator doesn't get enough hate let's be real - Chiidish
spill - Seffers
#39: GIRAFARIG - 6.40
was improved by getting an evo finally - Flexus
should have gotten that evo. - FunnyFatty
The Tribe Has Spoken. Girafarig played a fake hidden immunity idol. Get out. - Conker
awwwww I like girafarig - Seffers
The sneak! She stomps on her haters! - Subomie
I will be counting those 10's on Celebi, top 40 is way too high for that onion - panochita
Yassss Girafarig Top 40 :clap3: - illWill
#38: MARILL - 6.46
I've seen a tiktok video calling her pikablue and how she was supposed to be the pikaclone of this gen, it's so sad they didn't take this route cause my girl Marill actually has a cute design and slays unlike the actual pikaclones - Panochita
an icon, should have been the generation pikaclone - Blue.
You will never be Pikachu - Canon
Needs her own Let's Go - Rigalo
meh - illWill
I'm pikablue it wasn't that powerful rat's successor - BambiStar
zzzzzzzzzz - Conker
Nooooo, Marill is so cute and iconic :jonny2: #Pikablu4Ever - Curaga
also idk why but Marill's Platinum sprite has always made me scream. What the **** bad news did she get between the release of DP and HGSS? - Subomie
#37: HOUNDOOM - 6.52
filthy mutt - Chiidish
Pre Mega Houndoom, before she attended a pride parade but still fab. - elevate
F*** the gossip it's an evil type fire breathing hell dog. Yes today, Satan! - BambiStar
Won a Johto ranking on another website, who's name I will not mention. 1/10 for not having a repeat winner by default. - Conker
I love dogs. That's it - Konril
that's daddy - Seffers
She heard fairy type was coming way in advance and was planning her repeak! Two gens later and aqua jet + play rough + a hidden ability and she EVOLVED into that ***** :clap3: - Chiidish
evilgrinchgif - Conker
The iconic marill and her pre movie debut short are so iconic :clap: - Katamari
Loser :santa: (Houndoom) - Chiidish
not top 5 to 30s serving actual houdini chart run - Seffers
Houndoom deserved better. :chick3: - illWill
ngl, Misdreavus and Houndoom falling from T10 should be a ki but the way we're on track to replace them with Bellossom and Meganium makes me think that the wrong targets were sabotaged :suburban: - Subomie
UU for Ugly and Untalented goodbye mutt - Chiidish
I come and I go indeed - By The Water
(-32) oh y'all are joining Houndoom in hell - BambiStar
Houndoom is so good :jonnycat: - Katamari
#36: CYNDAQUIL - 6.55
cute - PMM
of all the gens my favorite starter - plaidarms
******* ugly and her piercing shriek in the anime could have killed a small animal. - Red Light
just meh - Chiidish
smol and cute. all the initial starters were slays this gen. - Seffers
Cute, good design, great starter! Shame about Typhlosion - BambiStar
super cute love him - FunnyFatty
Deduct a few points for being useless in Melee. - Conker
Help me understand why Pichu is out and Wabblefat is still in.. - CristianGarcia
cyndaquil my lil cutieeeee - Seffers
Not Raikou freefalling faster than A Nicki feature - CristianGarcia
ahhhhhh the fire type WIPEOUT, blue TSUNAMI AHHHHHHH - Chiidish
Yeah I know Houndoom is gonna get tanked so I made sure to give a short positive commentary and even that gets shafted out of oblivion. RACISME. RACISME. RACISME. - Konril
Nooo Cyndaqueen :jonny5: Chickorita line clearing - BambiStar
As long as my 15 is top 20 I'll be happy, if it or GODBAT make top 5/win I will be ecstatic - Chiidish
Cyndi Lauper is cute...I wanted to make a pun where Totodile and Chikorita are Madonna and Janet too, but nothing's coming - Subomie
Flop - Katamari
I gave the entire MAGAnium line a 1 and it still wasn't enough it seems. Next time she's getting my 0 - By The Water
These MilTANK pictures make me so glad I gave that thing a 1 - By The Water
Cyndaqueen :'( - Almodusa
Haters gonna hate the Queen that brings all the boys to her yard udder. - Konril
#35: SLOWKING - 6.56
this is your elder gay that survived the AIDSdemic. Slowking such great advice to give and is all knowing tbh. - GardenDreams
The buck teeth. The plastic beach umbrella collar. The artisanal clay pot from HomeGoods crown. Disgraced the line! - BambiStar
He could use pants. - Conker
#34: SNEASEL - 6.56
this is a pokemon that i feel like i should like. and i just am meh about it - GardenDreams
Would be higher if not for the fact, I got in a fight with a Sneasel fanboy on Twitter back in 2015. - Conker
#ThankYouWeavile for saving ha - Ewan Chaos
Mother's milk couldn't save Cyndie this time :'( - GardenDreams
Sneasel is cu*ty, but Weavile took it to the next level. I also kinda started preferring the Hisuian Sneasel too these days. I just think it's neat. - Subomie
UGH. - By The Water
Sneasel is a DIVAAAA - Seffers
CLOWN DOWN! :hippo::hippo::hippo: (Slowking) - Curaga
Explain to me how all these talented beauties are leaving before the crack baby - coolcristobal
Bye Slowfat! Bros before Kings :gaycatina1: - BambiStar
Maybe an ATRL fave because ain't no one irl picking that flop over Cynda and Totodile - By The Water
#33: PORYGON2 - 6.57
the 2 in its name is quite apt for this one. Weird digi-duck. - paidarms
Paying for the sins of its ancestors to this day. :sad: - Red Light
Rude and ugly like its predecessor. - elevate
Porygon in her glowup teen era before becoming an unhinged adult - BambiStar
meh. Dont care really. - FunnyFatty
I remember like one trainer and I mean ONE trainer had a Porygon in G/S/C. It was at the Team Rocket hideout. I killed it in one hit with Arbok's dig and I was like okay, wow that was easy. - Conker
imagine if it had a good stab to use in gen 3 :jonny5: it could have been a ghetto weavile but with icy wind/fake out support that an a smidge more att and hp :jonny5: - Katamari
porygon2 a slay as well - Seffers
Can we all pour a glass of milk for Miltank's reveal? - Gardendreams
slowking and porygon 2 :deadbanana4: oh wow oh wow oh wow oh my goood - Katamari
No words. - BambiStar
The entire Porygon line is kinda iconic - By The Water
If we starting to dump the cross-gen evos then I guess Politoed should be going now too. He's just a tier below the really great ones. - Subomie
The only thing that needs an Upgrade is the taste in here you smell that s*** - BambiStar
#32: ENTEI - 6.58
i did cry in that one movie with entei and he is pretty cool. - GardenDreams
gives protective dad vibes - Seffers
i loved his movie. I remember i went with my parents to the cinema to watch it :weeps: how time goes by. - FunnyFatty
I know the score is a little high but, he was OP in Melee and in a good way. The 3rd Pokemon movie was the best one. Molly's dad turning into an Entei of all things. - Conker
I mean obviously I would stan Politoed but still - BambiStar
This is fantastic. - Conker
gasps - Seffers
Lowkey all the paradox forms clear these beasts - By The Water
Finally! Worst of the trio :clap3: - BambiStar
POLITOED IS A SLAY! - Curaga
& that was me being NICE! That frog should be on trial for the war crimes he and Latios committed on Gen 5 OU! - Subomie
Entei out before top 20? You tasteless motherf***ers :redface: - plaidarms
The Gen V weather wars were so iconic idc. We love you, Politoed :heart: - By The Water
Not that I hate her inherently but the more Celebi gets a better placement the more you support Joe Merrick. - Konril
#31: WOBBUFFET - 6.60
Anime payola worked on me - Hallad173
tv icon - plaidarms
iconic in anime - Sawk
Like the 3rd biggest anime icon behind only Pikarat and Meowth when you think about it - BambiStar
I'm a big aficionado for Team Rocket. I love Team Rocket. But you really couldn't use this thing in the games. And that's my affidavit that I'm writing down. Wobbuffet's in that cave in Blackthorn City and by that point? No. Sorry. - Conker
Entei is responsible for the most boring movie from the early generations - Almodusa
Celebi is the saving grace for Gen II grass types, let's not associate it with J*e - By The Water
wobbbbbbbafett icon - Seffers
Next one is a tie. One of them rose 20 spots but no one besides Conker bothered to comment on it. A sneak. - Hey Dude
Iconic design. Iconic anime role. Iconic ability. Iconic purpose. Iconic fan theory. - Subomie
In a utopian world Wobbuffet should have sparred with Chris Brown, see how that abusive man likes it. - Konril
wobbuffet (+23) Atrl has been serving absolute taste in 2023 - Gardendreams
All that anime payola and no one cares - BambiStar
#30: SKARMORY - 6.63
low-scoring solely because this one was a nightmare in Shadows of Almia - so annoying - plaidarms
im sorry, it's cool but i just never got into this bitty - GardenDreams
ugly - Chiidish
OU legend and I need yall to rate her better - Sadie Saxton
wasnt introduced to her until gen 3 - karron0624
The original good bird mon - BambiStar
Lacks something. Don't know what it is. - Conker
A Steel-Flying icon that will never need a pre-evo or a new evo. - Ewan Chaos
#29: WOOPER - 6.63
It's like that one song by Aly and AJ. DON'T LET NOBODY TELL YOU. THAT YOUR LIFE IS OVER. BE EVERY COLOR THAT YOU ARE. Wooper could be Pooper in Scarlet/Violet and other things. Wooper 3 - Conker
Skarmory shoulda been top ten. Kind of hate that Corviknight replaced her these days. Skarm is so much cooler, despite how desperately they wanted Corv to be cool. - Subomie
Entei is not boring. Nah. We will not tolerate this slander when we got this amazing opening battle. And c***y Molly. - Konril
wooooooooooooooper - Seffers
Wooper was still in? - By The Water
Skarmory deserves Top 20 :biblio: - BambiStar
Wooper wasn't a sneak! Wooper deserved this spot! We just all agreed. - gardendreams
RIP Wooper. - Curaga
Paldean Wooper and Clodsire outsold. - Konril
The Gen 3 kid experience of finding Skarmory for the first time on Route 113, immediately thinking it's fucken awesome, and then failing to catch it with all 23 of your pokéballs. Whew, we were pressed. - Subomie
Yeah Wooper/Quagsire were always good but just there for me Paldean forms made me stan :clap3: - BambiStar
Espeon & Umbreon both in the Top 30 we love to see it - CristianGarcia
where they belong - Seffers
The kid experience of having Skarmory and Blissey be the defensive core of literally every team in OU - coolcristobal
#28: AZUMARILL - 6.70
wish it would have been more stylized, she needs to go to Pikachu's surgeon - Blue.
play rough, aqua jet, oh she came to PLAY - Chiidish
oh great it got bigger - illWill
Literally just looks like a Marill that swallowed another Marill. Lazy! Though she was one of my faves to use in Gen 5 competitive - coolcristobal
Gag at her slowly becoming a monster with Huge Power + physical split + Fairy type - BambiStar
Mickey Mouse on acid. - Conker
Azu :'( - BambiStar
Ok, but it's objectively funny that Azumarill hits harder than Dragonite and Deoxys-Attack. - Subomie
Oh, that's not—:jonny2: This was one of my 15 contenders. LEGEND. - Curaga
Blissey? :O - BambiStar
#27: BLISSEY - 6.72
i hate the design - PMM
I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret: - PillowCase
My go to Pokémon to beat up to gain EXP in ORAS. - Konril
i eat 3-4 eggs a day. how can i not LOVE blissey? - GardenDreams
Mama June lookin punching bag. Girl when I catch you it's Close Combat on sight! - coolcristobal
It's like that Coyote Ugly movie. Blissey would sing "Can't Fight The Moonlight" and get a crowd raving. - Conker
Omg and I just caught a Wooper a few moments ago - Almodusa
Pissey was one of my 0 contenders :fan: - coolcristobal
Mickey Mouse really was the inspiration behind Marill, you can see it in the ears. - Hey Dude
You mean every stylized cartoon mouse ears ever - BambiStar
Wait...blissey is top 5 material... Now I'm Salty! And phanpy is still in? - gardendreams
Wobbuffet you deserved top 25 :weeps: - Almodusa
I only have ONE 10 remaining and my 15... - Magickarp
Marill seeing her placement - Subomie
A big bih :gaycatina1: she's okay... not sure if I like her better than Chansey though - BambiStar
TOGEPI TOP 26 IKTFR! - Rigalo
Blissey deserved top 10! Just say yall hate health care workers! :gaycat7: - LastKiss
Cyndaquil out while Chikoritas whole line in is foolish.. - CristianGarcia
We lost Azu and P2 but there's talent still there :clap: Not the Chikorita line still in lmao. - UnusualBoy
Meganium, Ampharos, Crobat, Kingdra and Heracross is the only correct top 5. out legendaries and mythicals. eat the rich! - LastKiss
not the Obsessed Houndoom Haters winning :biblio: other than that and Girafarig no big losses for me - sunbathinganimal
STEELIX dom topping his way to the top 25 :clap3:underbite legend - Rabbit
Bayleef still in… y'all know that's wrong - Rigalo
still in and coming for number 1 iktr - sunbathinganimal
As long as we correctly have maganium as the lowest of the chickorita line idc, and it looks like I could have gave Crobat my 15 I didn't think it would chart this high still. Oh Crobat the LEGEND that you are - Chiidish
This icon still being in, I know some girls are MAD (Celebi) - TaggedGalaxy
My absolute favourite Pokémon Heracross still eating :clap3:ATRL her taste :clap3: - Fevesy
Quagsire and Skarmory out before big bird and her birdling ass having cousin of the sea? I hate yall - Sadie Saxton
Joe Merrick is exactly your white mass shooter type, so i'm not surprised - Magickarp
We have the same type not this self drag - TaggedGalaxy
Heracross deserves the world - Chiidish
Today's update will be traumatic. - Hey Dude
Oh no...Togepi... - Curaga
What in the name of caucasity did I just read? - Konril
Have u tried Nurtec? - Magickarp
I won't be there because the Europhobic scheduling but fly high Jumpluff - Gourgeist
Ready for Lugia and Tyranitrash to be OUT :hippo::hippo: - illWill
where da hoes at? for Heracross? - - Subomie
we here - Chiidish
all I ask is togepi makes top 20 - Seffers
Ready to see Togepi smashed to yolk. :foxaylove2: - Red Light
#26: CROBAT - 6.78
a pretty solid evolution line to be honest. - GardenDreams
I want yall tasteless fagguettes to understand this is a masterpiece. A true hidden gem. I'd give it my 15 but I suspect a few of you may plan on sabotaging this WINNER. That's okay. Crobat is a WINNER. And not everyone has that to their credit. - Chiidish
A Friendship evolution done correctly. - Canon
y'all will sabotage her cus she's the first winner but it's too late for that. She will and always will be ATRL's first Johto queen :fan: - coolcristobal
Overrated, ugly, basically a less cool Gligar. Pick a struggle! - BambiStar
great evo for a horrible line - FunnyFatty
How can Crobat live with that overbite? - Conker
the sabotage woah - Seffers
Missed whatever it was and I'm so okay with that - BambiStar
Crobat should be top 20. :biblio: - Red Light
I love Crobat and I was happy to see her win last time. BUT we need to remember that the only reason she won that rate was because the host leaked the top two halfway through voting to sabotage Tryanitar :rip: - Subomie
OMG - BambiStar
Death to Phanpy ! - GardenDreams
#25: TYRANITAR - 7.79
godzilla - PMM
i don't play pokemon for mean looking beasts. i play pokemon for cute sh**. this pokemon is cool but it just isn't my taste - GardenDreams
I didn't know who to sabotage so lets go for the one that the straights stan. - Canon
(I originally gave him 7, but since I finished the list and had given no one 0, I thought it would be gaggy to sabotage him - Sawk
Dragonite ender - BambiStar
fantastic. I love the fact that he is not a dragon too. - FunnyFatty
Pretty much obsolete until Mt. Silver. In which, I never got that far. Hey? I have a life outside of video games AND internal clock failure in those cartridges are the worst. Why do you think I gave almost everything in the 4-7 range? - Conker
The way they gave zubat this great evolution :clap3: - Sadie Saxton
Good god these have got to be the most femme results ever? :rip: - coolcristobal
Tonight is already going abysmally. :gaycat6: - Red Light
Omg 5 0s for tyranitar - GardenDreams
NO TYRANITAR! :'( Like the only pseudo I stan - BambiStar
Lugia needs to go next :fan: - illWill
#24: SUICUNE - 6.87
GardenDreams - pokemon said articuno's design worked. let's replicate it here. and it worked. sleek, cool and majestic - GardenDreams
sugrbby666 - Let me sabotage SEWERcune before she ArticuNO 2.0s this rate because you gays have no taste - sugrbby666
Sawk - outdid the others so bad - Sawk
Conker - Covergirl of Crystal in 2001. First Johto Pokemon Ash saw. A real icon. 15/10 for me. - Conker
oop - Seffers
This Suicune sabotage… I think this counts as a form of homophobia! - Rachel Berry
Ya'll sabotaged Suicune hard :deadbanana2: - Sadie Saxton
The fact that I can't even pretend the straights still stan Tar, since he's flopped in competitive this gen... Oh it's BAD for me. - Subomie
Yes! Hate crimes have been committed - GardenDreams
These results are crazy :bibliahh: Lost Ty but the others... a win is a win! - BambiStar
#23: BELLOSSOM - 6.89
better than vileplume in design worst in stats - PMM
she deserves the world. there are so many sexy grass pokemon and bellossom just wants to go to a laua - GardenDreams
kinda weird - Chiidish
plant icon of the world. - Seffers
An inferior evo, Vileplume clears in every way. Sorry! - BambiStar
QUEEN. It's like Your Love Is A Lie by Simple Plan. The best song by them. - Conker
oh thats mother - Seffers
About time. - Subomie
How the hell the Crobat win last time ff - Almodusa
I like Bellossom but #23 - Red Light
Asdfghjkl how is this vegetable so high? :deadbanana2: also the fact that she can get quiver dance and strength sap is BUSTED :deadbanana2: - Sadie Saxton
Bellossom sucks SO bad. Would be like a 3 or 4 if it was standalone but WHY tack it on to the great Oddish line? What's the relation there? Weeds and carnivorous flowers and... hula dancer? It's dumb! It's ugly! It tainted my baby Vileplume's lineage! - Subomie
Oh Bellicon! - Almodusa
Shes cute but I agree - Canon
Okay starting to love this set of reveals :fish1: - BambiStar
#22: HO-OH - 6.91
no comment. classic, how can you hate it? - GardenDreams
HATE IT - Blue.
Ugly gay Fearow. - Red Light
the way wHo-oh so irrelevant next to GODgia - Rigalo
Conceptually a serve but something is off about the design - BambiStar
i remember my shock. Everything about him screams LEGENDARY. One of the greatest made pokemons ever. Don'r care about the drags he get. I remember sawing him first time on the episode. I remember a gift i got from my aunt and when i opened it Ho-Oh was looking at me. I was SHOCKED. Someone stole that card from me though. - FunnyFatty
There was like this old Pokemon Plushie series in 2007 that had Ho-Oh as the villain. It's long gone off the internet forever. - Conker
I was a Silver/SoulSilver girlie, but even I gotta admit that Ho-Oh outsold. - Ewan Chaos
Teddiursa + Phanpy going Top 10 with no sabotage - BambiStar
YASSSSSSS BYE UGLY - Red Light
Ho-Oh is probably the best legend from the first two gens tho. How can you hate it without hating yourself? - Subomie
#21: TOGETIC - 6.94
Thanksgiving legend - PillowCase
mid-evolution... togekiss devoured - GardenDreams
(I love her. 3 -1 point for being related to a demon. - Red Light
ugly loser they should have skipped straight to GODEKISS - Chiidish
Docked two points for being useless - Rigalo
I will ruin your career ***** watching you flop gives me life and keeps me young - coolcristobal
Only likes kindhearted and caring people so if you don't vibe with her, well... - BambiStar
You can teach it fly in Gold/Silver/Crystal. Not sure if you knew that. - Conker
Kinda better than Togekiss... but she's grown on me. - Ewan Chaos
oh for **** sake Y'ALL SHOT THE WRONG ONE - Red Light
cute but togepi outsold AND IS TOP 20! - Seffers
Miltank Top 20, gardendreams found creaming. (from Miltanks milk) - Canon
TOGE :( - BambiStar
#20: MAREEP - 6.96
That dowgrade from Galar will never compare to you - Panochita
electric type was one its last legs, it hadn't had a hit since Zapdos and even that was overshadowed by some loser mascot rat for some reason. But then this thing came along and it made a statement. Bills were being paid. The landlord finally stopped calling. Lights are on. Thank you Mareep :clap3: - Chiidish
the Cotton Candy shiny - Sadie Saxton
I lie awake as day as dawning burning pink & white, wondering if Mareep count us when they can't sleep at night. When I lost you in Johto - BambiStar
Cute but, not edgy enough for me. - Conker
no outbursts from me she's cute - Seffers
#19: PHANPY - 7.00
my baby deserves eevee treatment - Panochita
It's a cute rolling baby elephant, how can you be upset. - GardenDreams
should have been water ground - Blue.
such a cutie i love him - FunnyFatty
Ash kicked off Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charizard on his team, for this boring monstrosity. - Conker
Phanpy da cutest pokémon of all time. & now his great great grandaddy out here slaying the girls in OU. See when you do multi-generational talentry... - Subomie
we love phanpy - Seffers
girl just because it's blue? Gamefreak don't hire this man :redface: - Red Light
Teddi won :gaycatina1: - BambiStar
#18: BAYLEEF - 7.09
my perfect middlevolution, you deserved the spot that nasty quilava took from u - Panochita
Chikorita's coming of age - Bayleef. You know that she is in her moody phase and the way that there is a little change in her haircut amazing. - GardenDreams
The anime really did her a disservice. She was either a needy weirdo with attachment issues like Ash's, or sounded like she had sustained some kind of really awful brain damage like Casey's. - Red Light
one of the best middle stage starters honestly the line was so close to perfection - Chiidish
10 ten ten tens across the board - Sawk
It's like Nick and Jessica. And Nick wasn't having Jessica at times like Ash wasn't having it with Bayleef. WHY IS IT CALLED CHICKEN BY THE SEA OR IN THE SEA. Ash and Bayleef were complicated. It's like Nick and Jessica. Jess/Bayleef starts the drama. - Conker
I like Meganium, but she outsold for sure - Ewan Chaos
ngl bayleef kinda the best part of her evo line, her being out first seems like middle stage phobia to me - Subomie
#17: POLITOED - 7.10
Goofy king - Panochita
Politoed is your bestie that picks you up after a rough day. They will take you out to your favorite place for food and you'll feel warm and comfortable. - GardenDreams
Best boooooi - BenAmuro
Femmefrog perfection - illWill
Luv how a mad wrestling tadpole was more logical than this in Gen 1 - BambiStar
Take off a few points for having to trade evolve. - Conker
Politoed is so cute - Seffers
How is Bayleef out before the other two flops? - By The Water
Not Politoed. :'( Togepi surviving to the finale I guess. - Red Light
#16 will be a very fun discourse. - Hey Dude
calling chikorita a flop should be an instant ban from the next rate - Seffers
#16: CELEBI - 7.19
UGLY FLOP PAYOLAED BY THAT RANCID 90'S WEBSITE - Panochita
celebi is a literal pixie fairy thing. the epitome of girlypop and i stan her just like kylie minogue - GardenDreams
The best mythical of all time and I will not accept another answer - BenAmuro
shriveled onion ass ***** - Chiidish
Docked 5 points for being nasty Joe's mascot - Rigalo
I love this dried up onion ***** - illWill
Ol sour cream and onion smellin *****. You will NEVER be Mew. - coolcristobal
one of the cutest legendaries period - Sawk
Don't understand the hate she's cute in an omelette - BambiStar
cute but one of the mythicals idc about. Mew, Manaphy, Shaymin, Meloetta all slay. Celebi is kind of meh - FunnyFatty
It's cute. Have to give a 6, for nearly dying in the fourth movie and not in a good way either. When Celebi died in the fourth movie? That was really uncomfortable to watch. - Conker
Really underrated because of that owner of THAT website... but she's really cute. Come on! - Ewan Chaos
Would have given the Onion a 10 just because I really enjoy her movie: Pokémon 4Ever. Her having multiple weaknesses hurts her and being associated with Joe Merrick is a death sentence. - ?
Name five things ChikoRata does well. Quickly - By The Water
celebi :gaycat3: diva diva diva diva - Seffers
Fearing for Togepi and a few others tbh! - Rachel Berry
**** you Joe Merrick. Look what you've done - By The Water
(1) do a hair flip. (2) wear a headband. (3) do yoga during sleep (4) fly through the sky and grow vines like tarzan (5) be a footrest for charizard - Seffers
#15: ESPEON - 7.22
sailor mooon of the pokemons - PMM
espeon is fine, whatever. but gen 4 eevolutions are my favorite. - GardenDreams
Best Eeveelution - BenAmuro
Espeyoncé. - Sadie Saxton
I love ha. she's perfect. - Seffers
SABOTAGE! :rogue: - coolcristobal
So disappointing for a Psychic Eeveelution! Lavender cat with forked tail and jewel implanted in the forehead like she's Lil Uzi - BambiStar
Kind of overrated. Didn't really hate it. But so many people remember Espeon and not Conker. I have to abolish it down to a 5. - Conker
My fave Eeveelution 3 - Ewan Chaos
No way :jonny5: no way! - BambiStar
Umbreon outsold. - Subomie
:noparty: *flips table* Yeah I'm going into my villain era for the gen 3 rate. - Hallad173
Umbreon wins yet again! :sistrens: - coolcristobal
The way u TASTELESS HAGS sold out this legend for a ******* EGG? - Sadie Saxton
mother but umbreon outsold - Seffers
Umbreon won. - BambiStar
the way togepi has outlived icons like ho-oh, espeon, celebi :ahh: - Seffers
We won, this green onion ain't top 10:laugh2: - panochita
#14: MILTANK - 7.25
snorlax of this gen - PMM
The ultimate COW, Killer of perfect runs, hated by many, loved by more, MOTHER of dairy, Ender of starters - Panochita
miltank is a social warrior. after generations of her family being bred into captivity, she still is willing to give her mommy milk for everyone. her tender utters are being milked by the hands of the crooked. she deserves justice and she deserves to be free. after being a lifetime of generational truama, she deserves a 15 - GardenDreams
QUEEN! :clap3: - Red Light
This beautiful fat ****. - elevate
**** whitney - karron0624
Whitney ate everyone up with her, rollout ended so many careers, actual Mother - Sawk
Suckin on my tiddies so milky I get dirty with it I'm so filthy do it like you wanna make a baby yeah MILF me - BambiStar
this fatty is a trauma to everyone lol - FunnyFatty
Boo. - Conker
Mother is mothering and milking. - Konril
Miltank supremacy! - GardenDreams
somebody lock the thread down garden is gonna go utterly crazy - Seffers
OMGGG OMGGGG EVERYONE POUR ONE OUT FOR MILTANK! - GardenDreams
I hate all of you lactose intolerant gays! - GardenDreams
Milky Queen gone too soon - illWill
I should have saved my ****ing 0 for something else since that missed abortion y'all call a babymon is gonna sweep the whole rate. Where's my bag I'm leaving - Red Light
You guys are fully lacking the taste to even taste her delicious milk. Her creamy delicious cream! Stay away from those UTTERS you guys are predators - GardenDreams
Misogyny is so rampant in this forum that it impacted a pokemon :devil: - panochita
this page alone afjiohsjoif im cackling so loud - Seffers
You know what would go great with some milk rn? A nice fried egg... - Subomie
Celebi is gone, Espeon is gone, Miltank is gone, Suicune is gone, Ho-Oh is gone, but I'm still standing and I thank my lucky stars everyday. - Togepi - Rachel Berry
#13: SCIZOR - 7.33
scizor is really just a well designed pokemon. - GardenDreams
wow bug talent and excellence - Chiidish
:flame::flame::flame: - coolcristobal
Iconic - Sawk
Never got the hype and Scyther deserved a better evo - BambiStar
cool design but i hate pokemons with 4x weakness - FunnyFatty
Was going to give is a 7, then I remembered obvious circumstances. - Conker
I want that fried egg dipped in blood. - Red Light
Her precious delicious milk only for those who have good taste. Alright I'm done! And proud of my milk mama - GardenDreams
#justiceformiltank - GardenDreams
togepi 2 eliminations from the top 10..come on diva hold on a little longer you can do it - Seffers
It's actually crazy how many people are lactose intolerant IRL. I'm not, I could drink entire cups of milk in one go haha - Hey Dude
I'm actually lactose intolerant. - illWill
Next time I'm giving my 0 to Togepi and everything else a 10 since y'all wanna play like this Might make some dupes to stuff the ballots too for good measure - coolcristobal
togepi outlasted scizor omfg i fear that hell has frozen over poor piloswine - Katamari
the suspense - Seffers
#12: MEGANIUM - 7.41
hate the design and it's weakest from the starters, but that was the first line that I picked - PMM
RANCID, ALIEN GREEN, probable smells like rotten fruit - Panochita
Meganium... A grown majestic adult. Flowered into the highest powers in the world. The flower and dinosaur motiff really pulls it through - GardenDreams
10 10 across the board, she deserved the fairy type GF better do something for her. - blue.
the line was serving hard until this. This final stage feels like they gave up - Chiidish
She set the bar so high that every starter after her feels like a disapointment - Gourgeist
I can't name a prettier Pokemon omg :heart2: - coolcristobal
10 ten ten tens across the board - Sawk
everything about her is fantastic. Love her so much. She is also the only one that has lower base stats and it needs to be FIXED. Never understood why She deserves my 15 :heart2: - FunnyFatty
Meh. It resembles a dinosaur quite well though. NOT FIERCE mind you. But it's okay. - Conker
Total downgrade from Bayleef tbh. - Konril
Togepi is an actual icon and an actual legend and Togekiss is a serve too now what - Chiidish
Pretending I don't see the milk discussion - BambiStar
Miltank and Meganium back to back, someone check on gardendreams ! - Rachel Berry
Hey Dude I'm begggging for you to rig these votes plz have Chikorita top ten! My sanity is on the line! Not after my beloved MILK QUEEN! - GardenDreams
wait where is the follow me queen togetic - Katamari
I'm surprised y'all have let Steelix live this long. That Jasmine payola is WORKING. - Sadie Saxton
I gave Meganium a 7? - Red Light
Also did no one except me sabotage steelix? It's a ground type what are we doing here gheys? - Chiidish
Maga got far :clap3: If K misses the Top 10 too omg :jonny5: - BambiStar
ONE MORE SPOT TOGEPI YOU CAN DO IT - Seffers
#11: KINGDRA - 7.45
king and queen bown downdragon water flying - PMM
the design, the concept it isn't bad. but something doesn't click with me - GardenDreams
INVENTED inflation fetishists across the globe. - Red Light
She said NO to botox, and that's okay. - elevate
Ran thru old hag yawning in sea caves Seadra deserved better! - BambiStar
Ugly Face + Trade Evolving + The dreaded fight against Clair. No seriously. How many of you actually liked battling Clair? Didn't she have 4 Full Restores? You people will probably put Kingdra #1 over some other kings and queens. And I will not have that. - Conker
Konril - The only Dragon type this Generation and they did it magnificently. Sleek, simple yet somehow sophisticated. - Konril
WE DID IT - Seffers
The fact Celebi ROSE after all these years, despite Toe only getting more insufferable :deadbanana2: I hate u *******. The yeastier Joe's crotch gets, the more y'all wanna floss with his pubes, & crunch on his dingle berries. - Magickarp
Teddiursa, Ampharos, Heracross, Togepi, Umbreon, Jumpluff top 10 AMENNNNN - Chiidish
My sanity is saved! - GardenDreams
Steelix in the top ten! - Subomie
NAURRRR All my 10s were out EARLY, and now ur telling me my 15 didn't even make T10?! :bibliahh: RIGGED. ******* RIGGED. - Magickarp
How was I supposed to know Chikorata was a bigger threat than Kingdra? - By The Water
How did we let Steelix in? Let's get the council together girlies! While some hetero adjacent masc preferred Pokemon can sneak through here and there…STEELIX IS NOT ONE OF THEM. I know we all love sabotaging but sometimes we need to have decorum and stand for what is right and that is NOT STEELIX GET IT OUT OF HERE - Chiidish
Worst top 10 I've ever seen in my ****ing life. :jonny: I have nothing to root for now that Kingdra's out. I need a ****ing lobotomy after this. What the hell am I looking at? - Red Light
Diamonds on my neck, d-diamonds on my grills. - Subomie
What an UGLY ass T10 full of IRRELEVANT Pokemon :deadbanana2: How is ******* Lugia in over Ho-Oh?! - Magickarp
YES! GOODBYE KINDRA! The Tribe Has Spoken. - Conker
My poor baby Scizor. Sad face. Rooting for Chiko , Umbreon and Lugia. Cute top 10! - Ponzi
Yall didn't believe us when we said Chikorita deserves her flowers SEETHE QUEEN IS IN - Chiidish
Heracross TOP 10 btw :clap3: We did it Fevesy - Chiidish
my perfect top 10 all slays - Seffers
This ******* egg taking the whole thing - Sadie Saxton
Every mon I didn't want to make the Top 10 and they all got snatched this update :ahh: me finally winning something - BambiStar
Half the top 10 is filled with little cup mons (I'm throwing Jumpluff in this category since she's so worthless and can't do a single thing she might as well be a baby) :ahh: No words! - coolcristobal
Ampharos has GOT to go! - GardenDreams
Yes Chikorita Yes Togepi Yes Heracross Yes Ampharos Yes Jumpluff Yes RATINGS :hippo: - Chiidish
there will be NO jumpluff slander here today. - Seffers
Somebody figure if Conker is a dupe so we can disqualify his entries - Magickarp
Be real, that bald headed heaux could never topple King Lugia - Hallad173
Gen 3-6 rates are gonna be so fun im pre-cackling just thinking about then :ahh: - Chiidish
Did you just spoil the remaining Top 10 in order of elimination? Lugia being #10 and Umbreon being #1? - Conker
Chikorita line dominating for so long, but falling below king Totodile at the last hurdle. I call it rn! - Subomie
we would be ok with that because legend Totodile deserves a little something for having to evolve into those awful creatures - Chiidish
I randomized it :smile: Conker - Hey Dude
BALD?! LUGIA CAN'T EVEN GROW HAIR - Magickarp
Look at that multilayered quiff on Ho-oh SOME bald stans really projecting tonight. - Magickarp
Out of this top 10, Heracross is my favorite. What I would do for Heracross to be Fighting / Ground - Hey Dude
Only on this website would Teddiursa and Jumpluff make the Top 10 of a Johto ranking. But I mighty welcome it. - Conker
TOGEPIGANG WE ******* WONNNNNN! AHHHHHHH - Rigalo
Steelix and Teddi SNUCK :ahh: - Rigalo
Ash should have evolved his Bayleef into Meganium. It would taken a glow-up and actually matured and grown stronger as a battler. - Conker
My 15 - Umbreon is really coming for her things :jonny5: - CristianGarcia
I hate Togepi. - Magickarp
STAY MAD. - Seffers
Wait king Heracross in top 10 oh wow - Almodusa
Heracross, Steelix, Ampharos, Umbreon and Lugia for Top 5. delete the little ones and it's a solid Top 5! - BambiStar
Leech Seed/Substitute/Strength Sap/Acrobatics Steel tera Jumpluff is a slay. - Blue.
Heracross is NOT a red piller:biblio: Heracross is a cutie and also an anime icon who sort of pioneered the Bewear gag trope (notice how they are both kind hearted icons that made fighting type less of a niche flop? ) - Chiidish
Umbreon coming to win! - karron0624
This rate is a mess, all the sabotage :bibliahh: - Tagged Galaxy
You have to admit something. Misty's Togepi got a 10/10 perfect send off in the show. It evolved into Togetic and Misty released it into the world of mirrors. That was a Golden Globe performance. Compared to where Dawn released Ambipom and it left to be a frickin' Ping Pong champion? Yeah Togepi won that one. Ash gave Primeape away to somebody he knew for a few hours, and we never saw it again. Ash's Primeape wasn't even in the Journeys arc was it? Thank God that show is over with now. - Conker
every gay who gave Kingdra less than 5 points should rot in hell - PMM
Don't even get my STARTED on that Cynthia fight. Gmaxing her Togekiss instead of Mega Evolving her Garchomp. S8 GOT writers couldn't even write a worse story. - Sadie Saxton
My faves (Queen Jiggly and Thiccorita) making top 10 in both rates iktr - sugrbby666
Hey Subomie imagine my ugly ass getting bent after finding out UMBREON MADE IT TO THE TOP 10! I might have a seizure afterwards! - Fappucino
we done beefing, world peace era my 15 is top ten - Subomie
Heracross top 10 :clap3:the saviour of bug types and fellatio icon Deserves some love from Gane Freak after the horrible Mega Heracross, his Kleavor is coming soon :jonny5: - Fevesy
The weirdest Top 10 on a PokéTRL rate since Oricorio - Sensu runner upped the Gen 7 rate. :deadbanana4: I swear that sabotage will crown an under the radar Pokémon. - Konril
A fighting type in the top 10 :clap: - Hey Dude
The main pattern I see is that the baby pokemon are more beloved now. Magickarp was on to something when the Hisui rate excluded them. - Hey Dude
I'm sad to see my 15/Celebi go, but, honestly, she made it higher than I was expecting after seeing how much hate she was getting! I honestly didn't know anything about the Serebii guy and I genuinely just think Celebi is a slay design I spent a lot of time debating whether to give my 15 to Celebi or Togetic because I just think they're both so cute. - Curaga
WAITTTT Togepi made it we WON :jonny5: - Relampago.
Really hope that Heracross wins :jonny5: King deserves recognition for revitalizing the Bug type - BambiStar
what are you iking about Togepi? Stats are bad its moves are **** basically one of the worst for the playthrough - PMM
Bayleef sweetie :gaycat6: and Jumpluff in top 10? I hate you ******* - sunbathinganimal
This top 10 is tragic :redface: probably the worst one in pokerate history - Rence
Y'all really took the sabotaging too far, we lost actual classic mons like Tyranitar, Crobat, Scizor, Kingdra and Ho-Oh (?) and instead allowed a flop like Teddiursa to sneak into the top ten. - SlowGinFizzzzz
Conker sucks. The tea. - G.U.Y.
best pokemon of all time :jonny5: 3 Celebi - CBC
Y'all don't know god and it shows! Espeon deserved top 5. The self homophobia is too much gays ALWAYS hating on FEM queens DISGUSTING - LastKiss
I'd much rather see this cutie do well than boring old Tyranitar and Scizor who receive enough attention already ATRLers are not swayed by the base stat total distribution system Gamefreak decided to dish out! - PillowCase
Crazy, crazy stuff but, I mighty welcome it. I had fun. Teddiursa, Jumpluff, Togepi and Ampharos all made the Top 10. That is so outlandish. Aside from Steelix? I'm literally fine with any of the other 9 candidates winning this whole thing. (Yes, even Togepi, Teddiursa, Ampharos Jumpluff and Chikorita winning is fine by me.) - Conker
This is tea. Miss Jumpluff is decent in double battles! - UnusualBoy
How in hell is Heracross over Ho-oh and the beasts? Jumpluff as well. I hate y'all :rip: At least Lugia is still serving TABS - LewisK
It's just better. - Chiidish
can the mods do a dupe check :ahh: - G.U.Y.
missed everything, stopped reading when Espeon got out (one of too many tbh) while ******* Miltank is still in, disgusting :khalyan2: and not gonna do another rate here again, too much tasteless people smh, done! my 0 went nowhere sad, i knew i should have gave my 15 to Amphaqueen! - peroxideblonde
im so excited for the finale tonight aaaa - Seffers
What if hardly anyone sabotaged Totodile and it aqua jet to #1? :allears: - BambiStar
would Legend B's position have changed if I gave it my 15 Hey Dude :gaycat6: - sunbathinganimal
Bayleef would have been up one spot. - Hey Dude
you no like Jirachi's third eye? - Curaga
This scene legit freaked me out as a kid. The way that thing GAPES open against its will and starts shooting beams. :toofunny3: Some weird hentai **** - Red Light
The ampharos payola starting already :redface: - Katamari
Wait this actually happened again last night in the battle for Top 10 :clap3: (Totodile defeated Kingdra) - BambiStar
You better LET THESE TASTELESS HOOKERS KNOW :clap3: Queen deserved EVERYTHING. Gen 4 Eeveeolutions better watch out for these 0's since yall wanted to play. Jk Glaceon these kids could never make me hate u but that ugly ***** Leafeon will realistically catch the 0. - Sadie Saxton
Due to RIGGING - Touch Pass
Ready to go. - Conker
Here for the finale :cookie: - Norte
Steelix for #10 please. - Conker
Ready for mess - BambiStar
lets goooo - Seffers
#10: JUMPLUFF - 7.50
this is a final evolution done right. underwhelming into this magical puff - GardenDreams
Cute and useless. - elevate
Cute and also has a sort of elegance to her… queen - BambiStar
always had her in my team but she was so weak. - FunnyFatty
There was an episode of Pokemon. "Hatch Me If You Can" and there was a random group of Jumpluff and I always LMFAO because Jessie yelled "GET THOSE JUMPLUFF OUT OF THE WAY!" - Conker
It's dark sided. - Katamari
She is a cute spot. - LastKiss
A sneak - Almodusa
good spot queen - Seffers
rika using this when you got to Kanto in GSC was always so cu**y, idk why - Red Light
I love you little flying thing. - Euterpe
Mx Jumpluff and her square shaped shadows :clap: - Subomie
QUEEN MADE IT SO FAR - Curaga
Hopped, skipped, JUMPED into the Top 10 :clap3: +23 you know what that is? Growth - BambiStar
Her speed making her sneaking in the top 10 :clap3: - Norte
#9: HERACROSS - 7.52
how are you not only big excellence but kind of the first good fighting type ever? I don't know if you will win but I hope we can sneak you through to stardom. Anime icon, meta legend, so fun so unique wow truly a moment :clap3: - Chiidish
Iconic - Sawk
Thee blueprint for good Bug mons - BambiStar
loved him after pokemon go. - FunnyFatty
He's a cute boi. - Conker
heracross legend - Seffers
Heralegend! - Almodusa
Speechless :noparty: - BambiStar
I like Pinsir more than most, but they really looked at him and said, "...Yeah, we can do better," when making Gen 2...And they could! King! - Subomie
I woulda scored Hera higher had I known we were just gonna let anything break into the Top 10 :monkey: - coolcristobal
The top 10 just being good pokemon designs. Honestly can't hate. - GardenDreams
I'm surprised Heracross made it so far :deadbanana2:. Honestly a great mon but I'll never admit it because Pinsir is one of my favs from Gen 1 and Heracross makes it completely obsolete - outside of their megas :dies: - Sadie Saxton
Not even Top 5 like damn - BambiStar
Although he did have those allegations :dancehall: - Almodusa
I did not expect Heracross in the top 10, not mad about it, can Teddiursa leave already - Norte
"Ready for mess" Guess I actually wasn't - BambiStar
#8: LUGIA - 7.60
no comment. classic, how can you hate it? - GardenDreams
The way it was designed exclusively for movie 2 but the gag was too strong and Scam Freak basically stole her - BambiStar
he is so cool. Love him - FunnyFatty
I know, it's an outrageous score but, you can't deny the legendary status quo of her. - Conker
Bald king overcame the haters :clap3: - LastKiss
I always remember being so obsessed with Lugia during the 2000 movie - Seffers
Bye Loogie :fan: - coolcristobal
LUGIA NO. - Conker
gasp Teddiursa outlasted I guess. - Red Light
I've always been a loyal Gold/HeartGold king, but Lugia is okay. - Subomie
Finally the bald headed bird is out :hippo: Steelix doesn't need Top 5 :deadbanana4: - illWill
Not me being powerful enough to give multiple zeros to Jumpluff - TaggedGalaxy
Teddi almost Top 5 is insane like she's cute but c'mon now - BambiStar
Me getting my Notes app apology ready for rating Teddi so high and allowing this to happen - coolcristobal
#7: TOGEPI - 7.66
heralegend, jumpluff, and lugia deserved top five - Katamari
metronome something hits - PMM
we love a baby pokemon with personality - Panochita
I love this little egg legend. misty holding this little bitty before she was even released.. iconic - GardenDreams
The best baby - BenAmuro
Oh don't get me started on this *****. The worst part of it is that she'll place higher than the other abortions because of the anime. What people don't consider is that she LITERALLY RUINED MISTY'S CHARACTER AND THE ORIGINAL SERIES AT LARGE. MISTY LOST ALL HER PERSONALITY THE INSTANT SHE STARTED LUGGING THIS TRASH AROUND... It never ceases to destroy me that Misty started out as this tough, spunky tomboy for like the first 50 episodes, and then we watch her get LOBOTOMIZED by motherhood. Like bam, this thing hatches and Misty is relegated to background scenery whose vocabulary mostly consists of, "Right, Togepi? ^_^" THEN the writers realize how stale she's gotten at the end of Johto, but instead of developing her in any new way or giving her any storyline at all, they just write her off completely. Literally the only thing Misty needed was for y'all to FRY THAT ******* EGG! - Red Light
a cut above the rest. A trendsetter - Chiidish
icon. legend. get into her. - Seffers
EYECON! - Rigalo
Y'all remember when this Balut ass puta was pushed as the cutest Pokemon at one point? LMAOOOO - coolcristobal
The face of a groundbreaking new mechanic, anime icon, how can you hate? - BambiStar
super cute - FunnyFatty
Do you think Togepi likes listening to Simple Plan? DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN? DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE? AMV plz Togepi and Simple plan. - Conker
He a cute baby Pokémon okay? - Konril
I hope Tediursa takes top 1 for what yall did to Espeon - Sadie Saxton
this is the future u wanted, & u helped to create - Magickarp
TOGEPI THE ICON YOU ARE YOU DID SO GOOD YOU BEAT LITERAL GODS YOU BEAT LUGIA you did so good :clap3: - Seffers
:bibliahh: Let it out girl - Sadie Saxton
Cumbreon in the top 5 yall taste is so basic - TaggedGalaxy
If her name is togepi why did the biatch said chuquipurrrrr in the anime? - LastKiss
This is tea though. Poor Misty. - Subomie
Girl whatever. I'm not even happy that it's finally gone. I just wish it never existed. - Red Light
Togepi is crying in the corner as we speak. - Conker
rooting for my diva chikorita now - Seffers
Just use Michelle Branch at this point :deadbanana2: - Magickarp
You could have given her a 0. - Red Light
jumpluff stans lost woah - Seffers
Poki-Math strikes again :santa: - Curaga
Oop not me making Jumpluff serve OUT of the top 10 - TaggedGalaxy
asdfghjkl Kingdra top 10 :bibliahh: COTTON SWAB - OUT - Sadie Saxton
#6: TEDDIURSA - 7.67
Reminds me of my boyfriend - BenAmuro
It was in the third movie and that's all I have to go by. - Conker
The king is back. - Subomie
#6 with only 2 comments? :rip: - Magickarp
ORAGNIC #6 woah - Seffers
Her name is KINGdra for a reason. - LastKiss
#6 and only two comments kfjdhfjkdfjkahfjkahk. I love this rate. - Red Light
Awww Teddi :jonny6: Avenging what you all did to Ursaring - Sadie Saxton
Yeah can't get mad at Teddiursa given we all gave it good scores ff - Almodusa
Teddiursa is the only cute Pokemon that truly lives up to the hype. - Red Light
Now THAT'S a sneak :noparty: for Teddi - Curaga
STEELIX TOP 5 LMFAO - Sadie Saxton
#4: TOTODILE - 7.84
so so so so so so so cute. A shame that the cuteness stops here. - Chiidish
BEST STARTER EVER - BambiStar
Cute dinosaur. - Conker
Oh KING Totodile - Almodusa
Fuecoco OUTSOLD - Magickarp
If Chorkorata wins this - By The Water
But is Chiko #5? We need to know so I can decide whether I'm claiming Toto or not. - Subomie
Someone prep the shovels for gardendreams cleanup when we see Chikoritas placement. - Canon
Toto was still in? Oop - Rigalo
Ampharos better be top 3 - illWill
Wait, what happened to #5? Or is Totodile #5? - Conker
#3: UMBREON - 7.96
honestly this pokemon is at least a 8/10 in terms of design. i just don't like pokemon that are overrated - GardenDreams
both eeve-lutions ate down. - Seffers
Absolute perfection - karron0624
Best Eeveelution there will ever be PERIOD. - BambiStar
Reminds me of a black cat that I had for 16 years. RIP Furby (2001-2016) - Conker
#5 will be revealed with #1 Conker. It's going to be revealed with #1 :skull:. - illWill
he's revealing 5 and 1 at the same time for.. who knows why - Seffers
Steelix - Chikorita - Ampharos Who's #2, #1, #5? - Hey Dude
This is the actual sabotage OMG - panochita
WOW, so many 1s for Umbreon! So much sabotage and it still got #3! - Curaga
Umbreon and Espeon switching positions from last rate :deadbanana2: truly Yin and Yang - Sadie Saxton
Umbre is the best eeveelution for sure. The rest going forward can expect 2s and 3s! - Subomie
What a tragic top 3, who asked for this - TaggedGalaxy
GO AMPHAROS! BEAT THAT SNAKE! - Conker
Yeah Umbreon is pretty cool - Almodusa
Me and garden serving realistic scores. Great design but doesnt do much except take hits. Probably why her shiny is black and blue. - Canon
I'm going to ruin the Hoenn rate if Steelix takes it :santa: - illWill
She ate your honor - Red Light
Top 3 is a good spot for her :clap3: - BambiStar
Wait the Ampharos gifs I found. People are SICK - TaggedGalaxy
GUYS...OUT OF THESE OPTIONS...CHIKORITA BETTER BE #1. im sorry steelix or ampharos?! those are absolute sneaks - gardendreams
Wait I think I know why #5 and #1 are being revealed together :-x - Red Light
First stages don't rly belong in the top 2 IMO. Go the other two. - Subomie
#2: AMPHAROS - 8.00
i love it. pikachuj wishes - PMM
being so disappointed that this could have been a pink altaria sheep pokemon - GardenDreams
skinny legend - Seffers
Bald is beautiful! Alopeciaros - BambiStar
My fave line. Only in pokemon you can see a sheep slay :smitten: - FunnyFatty
It almost worked at being elite. - Conker
Electric type and Johto icon! - Ewan Chaos
Jasmine team methinks :duck: - Canon
nvm - Red Light
jiqkpoaaijosfkp if steelix wins this thread is going to burn down :ahh: - Seffers
HONESTLY at the point WE know that Chikorita is #5 or #1 AND Hey Dude is pulling in the ratings from me He's putting a carrot in front of me! - gardendreams
Oh **** - Almodusa
Oh I thought because Steelix + Ampharos are linked by Jasmine apparently not! - BambiStar
Always loved Ampharos :clap3: - Sadie Saxton
Ain't no way Chikorita made it Top 3 with her being obvious sabotage bait :deadbanana: Totodile won this round I'm afraid! - coolcristobal
STEELIX OR CHIKO? :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: - Curaga
We won Chikdivas :laugh2: - panochita
i'm weak - Subomie
arms shaking - Subomie
While I'm GLAD that Chikorita is even in the top 5...What I'm not happy are the other two bald-headed options! - gardendreams
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE - illWill
If masc icon Steelix wins, i will be happy with the riggery :allears: - Magickarp
If Steelix wins...OMG I can't even... - Conker
Everyone here who tried to sabotage CHIKORITA from her rightful place is because they need HAIRPLUGS. You couldn't have whipped your hair since 4th grade. - gardendreams
Steelix #1 please. - BambiStar
OMG STEELIX #1 WOULD BE SUCH A HATE CRIME - gardendreams
don't do it Hey Dude - gardendreams
gardendreams on sue of side watch - Almodusa
If Steelix wins I'll be convinced some of yall are secretly straggots - TaggedGalaxy
See now this is what you get for sabotaging that we get underwhelming winners. - Konril
I'm not the biggest Steelix fan but her being #1 would be legendary and different ngl - coolcristobal
Regardless, from Articuno to either of these…I can't even- Almodusa
Steelix looks like the straight guy down the road that sells you good weed for cheap but has a messed up grill but seems to always have girls around :redface: - illWill
Steelix would be the first MASC4MASC winner of the last 3 rates :jonny5: - Magickarp
PokéTRL All Stars 3 will be a blood bath. - Konril
Hey Dude trying to get the page to 82 - Red Light
Inb4 the site goes down rn for the next hour - Almodusa
#TeamChikorita - Seffers
I'll help out to Page 82. - Conker
You're welcome Hey Dude - Almodusa
Now what - coolcristobal
not the alien fanart - Seffers
You guys obviously want some ugly mofo to win this rate! well there you go! - gardendreams
Please tell me y'all don't actually want the floppiest starter ever to win. And it's not even the fully evolved form - By The Water
The slow descent into madness in here :ahh: - coolcristobal
PokéRates on nuTRL, Chandelure won All Stars 2. - Konril
page 83 here we come - Seffers
right - Red Light
You're jealous that she is the MODERN woman. Yes she is WORKING! Yes, she has long hair and can still work a corporate job. She might even wear a DAMN pant suit - Gardendreams
King deserved #1 but we still love to see him top 5 (Umbreon) - karron0624
Ah G5 supremacy :gaycat1: - Magickarp
Poki getting locked out when he tried to switch back between accounts. - Subomie
Gen 5 excellence stealing the Hisuian rate :clap3: I ain't mad at this :clap3: - coolcristobal
#1 STEELIX - 8.02
daddy? - PMM
The girth :smitten: - Gourgeist
Actually cool and good unlike Obsoletenix - BambiStar
Trade evolve numbskull. - Conker
#5: CHIKORITA - 7.69
"Ponytail." - Nicki Minaj - Jacobdaniel
cutest baby - PMM
So many complains about this queen, nooo why is the game so difficult with her? GROW UP biiitch - Panochita
Chikorita invtened whipping her hair back and forth. She has strength and power that naturally comes through a queen who knows she has NO problem in the world - GardenDreams
The only grass starter I plate with, so damn cute. - Blue.
One of the best starter first stages ever - BenAmuro
Gorgeous gorgeous girl. She may be a certified flop but she's truly and quirky cunty indie queen. An iconic stage 1 starter and honestly the first one I think of if I'm forced to revisit Gen 2 (like right now). - Chiidish
Thiddies OUT but still rocking that designer choker.. she knows what she's about. That smile? She really dgaf.. thiccorita - sugrbby666
It looks cookable. - elevate
A Dream starter. Probably could find ha in a Garden. - Canon
serving DIVAAAAAA out the gate. - Seffers
The only good looking grass starter - illWill
ten ten tens across the board - Sawk
Rocking that designer choker she knows what she's about! - BambiStar
best starter best line - FunnyFatty
Poison Powder is privilege. - Conker
Sassy femme turnip - Konril
Scream. Did he ****ing leave? (gardendreams) - Red Light
WOOOOOOW - coolcristobal
no the macs winning - Seffers
She stol the entirety of Paldea actually - Magickarp
Asdfghjkl LEGEND JASMINE STEALING THE RATE :bibliahh: - Sadie Saxton
omg, after all this time... my prostitution have worked! - Subomie
I'm so used to giving, and now I get to receive. The way I thought Poki must've made some error somehow. That he put a 0 in as 100 or something. I never in a million yrs expected my king, my fave of all time, to be the winner. - Subomie
Miss Shitorilla didn't even get to have her own reveal :bibliahh: THANK YOU Hey Dude! - Magickarp
:( - Canon
Ou Chikorita don't make that face! - Almodusa
Hoenn rate ain't safe. **** the gays. **** that ugly steel snake - illWill
Not Chikorita losing to Totodile in the end :toofunny3: - Red Light
An inch-resting conclusion. :santa:Thanks for hoe-sting! Hey Dude - Canon
OMG unexpected but I'm not mad about it, good for Steelix - Norte
YOU'RE KIDDING ASKDFJH0A9WJETOKAJHSI9URET0UQA3IOJ5AWKE - Curaga
Well, that was something for the ages. - Conker
G.U.Y F*** EVERYONE ELSE. I RESPECT YOU. STEELIX WON. YESSSS - Subomie
I get why Steelix won. Some of you only had pet rocks growing up because your parents know you couldn't take care of a real animal. - gardendreams
Defensive icon. Steelix is an evolution done right! The size, the girth! I meannn :WAP: - LastKiss
DRAG THEM - Seffers
Like :deadbanana: Subomie really won today - coolcristobal
We did it heteros! - BambiStar
The gays voting for a steel snake. Truly a reverse ATRL-Grindr experience if ever there was one - Sadie Saxton
Toto ending Chikorata - By The Water
Thank you for a fantastic roller coaster of a rate Hey Dude :clap3:You did a great job and should be proud! - Red Light
G.U.Y getting a number one again - TaggedGalaxy
The thing is... Steelix's ratings are not even downright sabotage, just some good mix of high and low ratings. It just snuck under the radar to win it. :sistrens: - Konril
Now which one of yous is petty enough to delete your comment to bump off the result from the 1st post of page 83 towards the bottom of page 82. - Konril
Best starter confirmed :allears: = Totodile - BambiStar
Yeah consider every masc pokemon DONE. Ladies we must unite to ensure a win for the pokepr0n Queen and the Gay Water Snake next Gen. I'm sorry I know we all have our differences but we must unite to defeate the evil of masc-adjacency and heteronormative encroachment upon us. This is supposed to be a SAFE place for us, a place where we can finally appreciate more unique Pokemon that don't get spotlight in mainstream spaces…and somehow we let STEELIX FUCKIBG STEELIX WIN? It's literally irrelevant in EVERY way, one good hydro pump bubble beam aqua jet etc and she is done. Never again can we let such an atrocity such as this occur. I'm sorry but the Metagross accord/treaty is being abolished, it's now getting a 1 from ALL OF US *points gun*. - Chiidish
Thanks for another fun rate! - Almodusa
This is not who we are ladies, let's put down the sabotage guns and make the right choices in Gen 3 :katie2: - Chiidish
Excellent job! Hey Dude :clap3: - coolcristobal
That was fun. 10/10 entertainment value. - Conker
Totodile best starter. Steelix winner. Kingdra retroactively top ten. This it. I've peaked in life. :celestial: - Subomie
Why would u put a target on her head like that :deadbanana2: - Magickarp
The way the smile left my face as we got closer to the top 5 and I realized this pile of **** rocks was still in :deadbanana4: - Chiidish
Ok wow, that was so much fun, haha. Thanks, Hey Dude! - Curaga
We have to close ranks And rally together comrades! There's just no other choice. If we don't take a stand now, it's the end for all of poke-TRL as we know it :giraffe: - Chiidish
I'll see you guys for the Gen 3 rate. I'll be providing write-ups as well. Mery Christmas. :wink: - Conker
3 Basic Pokémon and 1 Baby Pokémon in the Top 10. Johtoddler indeed. Still, nothing can beat Unovabortion as a derogatory nickname. lol - Konril
Which one? Metagross? Gardevior? Or Milotic? :deadbanana2: IN B4 Aggron sweeps Gen 3 - Sadie Saxton
Masc mon are the least of my worries tbh. Let's get into how first stage mons polluted half the top 10, that's the more concerning trend - coolcristobal
Steelix's score missed an 8 from Almodusa (my mistake) but it doesn't actually impact Steelix's score much. Still #1. - Hey Dude
Ralts and Mudkip about to get a late term abortion from me! - Subomie
King keep the Ronda Rousey and Eve Torres lashings coming :santa: Conker - coolcristobal
Flygon ofc :gaycat1: to be rigged at Gen 3 - Magickarp
I think we can get a certain min to win Gen 3 if we play our cards right the campaign begins now. We know that the Phresh's nemesis Gardevoir and Metagross will never win so let's be strategic and choose wisely. - Chiidish
OH MY GOD, somebody go get the Weezing vs Milotic XMEN gif :bibliahh: - Magickarp
Memories like WHEW I got my life lurking that year - Chiidish
Hey Dudethanks for the rate. Hopefully the formatting stuff is smoothed out for next rate. And I feel like two 0s and three 15s won't hurt the rate :gayriahcat3: - Chiidish
nnn, not those. The originals are long gone from my imgur now, but somebody else def has the reversed versions y'all used to spam to clapback at her :toofunny2: - Subomie
Totodile outlasting ChikoRATa is a win for me :clap: - Rence
Hey Dude thanks for the rate, it was really fun :gaycat4: - Norte
Steelix :clap: not surprised the anal bead icon won - Katamari
Thanks for hosting Hey Dude and Conker! - sugrbby666
Slay Steelix :clap: up next: BlaziKING sliding to #1 - Blue
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