A texting conversation between Adrien and Marinette, on how to sneak her into his family reunion next year.

Marinette: How's the fam reunion?

Adrien: Fine

Adrien: It would be a lot more fun with you here. You should have come!

Marinette: Well, as I wasn't born, adopted, or married into your family

Marinette: I am

Marinette: by definition

Marinette: not invited to your family reunion

Adrien: I'll have to figure out a way to get you in next year.

Marinette: Yeah, we'll forge my birth certificate. They'll believe it.

Adrien: I was thinking maybe forging a marriage license.

Marinette: What do you mean forging a marriage license? lol

Adrien: It's easy!

Adrien: We'd both go into the town hall and sign a paper, that's it!

Adrien: They practically give them away to anyone who asks!

Adrien: No one would ever suspect!

Marinette: idk

Marinette: I don't think that's enough. What if your family still thinks it's fake?

Adrien: We get witnesses!

Marinette: For getting paperwork?

Adrien: We can invite witnesses to the, uh, officiation part.

Marinette: I see

Marinette: Can we invite my family? As the witnesses.

Adrien: Sure!

Adrien: Nino and Alya, all our friends.

Adrien: We'll get someone to officiate, have a little party afterward, and the forgery will be foolproof.

Adrien: My family will never know what hit them!


A/N: I have no idea what the context of this is. Pre-reveal? Post-reveal? Established relationship? Mutual pining? ? Check out my Tumblr or AO3 accounts to see this in its true form. I have pictures of this as an actual text message conversation, which works way better. But this website doesn't allow pictures, alas.