A/N Warehouse 13, Eureka and a show called Alphas all exist in the same reality. I never saw Alphas. It came on at an inconvenient time for me to watch it. And it was cancelled after two years. What I read online suggests some similarities to Haven, people with abilities. But they're regarded in a more scientific light then a supernatural one. Yes, Xander and Cordelia will be staying in this reality. They won't stop helping people.

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"Why did you think us coming through your hologram was a problem?" Cordelia asked.

"It's a security feature, isn't it?" Xander asked. "And you thought we'd breached your security somehow. We did, just not using anything. We didn't mean to cause a problem."

"If you've got Warehouse clearance then that extends to Eureka as well." The female officer said. "But we'll have to check on it ourselves. And we'll have the geeks have a look at the hologram."

"Not a problem. I've advocated for double checking for things myself a few times." Xander assured her. "I'm Alexander Harris, people call me Xander and this is my girlfriend, Cordelia Chase."

"I'm Deputy Jo Lopo and this is Sheriff Jack Carter. Welcome to Eureka."

"I like your modified Smith & Wesson, it's gorgeous." Xander told her.

"Thank you, I modified this one myself."

"What's a Smith & Wesson, Xander?" Cordelia asked.

"It's the gun she's got. It's a beaut."

"You know something about guns?" Sheriff Carter asked as he accepted a cup of coffee from Vince.

"Pretty much everything there is to know about them."

"Oh yeah?" And Jo started asking him questions, everyone of which Xander was able to answer.

"So, about a place where we can get some sleep?" Cordelia asked Vince.

"You're awfully casual about Jo flirting with your boyfriend." Vince said. "And Beverly Barlow runs a Bed and Breakfast, she's the town psychologist."

"If I thought for one moment she was a threat to what Xander and I have, I'd gouge out her eyeballs, metaphorically. If I didn't kill the red headed bitch who manipulated us apart in High School, even after she tried to kill me, then getting upset about another woman flirting with Xander isn't going to happen."

"So you do understand her talking about guns is her way of flirting." Sheriff Carter observed.

"I also know Xander is totally oblivious to that fact. He never notices when a woman other me is interested in him, 'til she, A throws him onto the bed, B drops her clothes in front of him and demands sex or C tries to drug him into having sex with her."

"Did all of those things actually happen to him?" Carter asked.

"Yes. Two of them while we were in High School. Well there's also the hot teacher using enhanced pheromones to try to snag him. But she intended to kill him after having sex. The others just wanted the sex."

"We had an incident with enhanced pheromones." Vince told her. "Sheriff Carter here got chased all over town by a significant portion of the female population of Eureka."

"That happened to Xander too. But that was his own fault, he was messing with things he shouldn't have been messing with. He learned his lesson." Cordelia assured them.

"I remember you telling us about that when you were visiting the Warehouse." Claudia said. "The love dealio."

"Mmhm." Cordelia acknowledged as she enjoyed her salad.

"Claudia, we should get going." Fargo told her. "You're only here for the day."

"Right. We'll have to catch up later, Cordelia."

"Have fun playing with your toys. You know we met another Carter, Major Dr. Samantha Carter. You and she would have gotten along great. You both have that ability to do what Colonel O'Neill called technobabble and make it sound like an ordinary conversation. You know, not being condescending."

"Plenty of scientists here in Eureka can do the conservation thing." Carter told her. "But then there's ones like Stark, the current head of GD, who takes condescending to whole new levels."

"Xander's one of those kinds of people that can cut through the bullshit, so am I. Thing is, he gets this science stuff because he's a scifi geek. He can explain it to me, which kind of makes him a bridge between the scientists and us regular people."

"Sounds like you're actually thinking about Claudia's job offer." Carter said.

"Well, Xander and I have to discuss it, but I think he's already made up his mind. I know I have. We could use a break. As long as people don't try to experiment on us. It's come up before."

"Yeah, sometimes I feel like some of the scientists here are just itching for an opportunity to experiment on me." Carter agreed.

"Xander." Cordelia interrupted the conversation between him and Jo, which at this point had shifted to rocket launchers. "I'm done eating and so are you. Vince says there's a Bed and Breakfast in town. We can get a room and get some sleep and then discuss the Warehouse's job offer."

"Okay. And you're right, we haven't had any decent sleep in awhile. Reality jumping sounds fun, until you run into multiple timezones back to back or have to sleep in a cave to avoid dinosaurs. Then it tends to get exhausting." Xander agreed. "Jo, can you direct us to where this Bed and Breakfast is?"

"I can give you guys a lift in my car." She offered and the three of them headed out.

"Did he say reality jumping?" Carter asked.

"And dinosaurs." Vince agreed.

"I think I'm going to have to make my report to Allison a little sooner then I thought. Hold my lunch for me, Vince. I'll be back later."