I was really bored when I came up with this.

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"Nothing built can last forever. And every legend, no matter how great, fades with time.With each passing year, more and more details are lost.."

Zim climbed up the ladder to the humans 'treehouse' that Dib and Gaz insisted they could do themself even though the disguised alien could have done much better in less than a day!

He saw GIR in there and Dib who was sitting on the floor while on his laptop as the disguised robot ran around, stopping when he saw his master. "SQUEEEEE!" He jumped on Zim and the alien shrieked as GIR latched onto him. "GIR! OFF!" He demanded as dib snorted.

Once GIR hopped off and started playing with a rubber piggy which he named Rueben, then dib spoke.

"Hey space boy. Would you rather fight a hundred chicken sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?"

He raised an eyebrow and added.

"Oh yeah, and you have no weapons or armor so just with your gloved hands."

Zim scoffed and responded "Huh? When would I, the amazing Zim. EVER be put in a situation like that?"

Dib huffed and was unamused. "Smartass, I- it's just a stupid question forget it." He shrugged.

After some awkward staring dib sighed. "I put daylight sensors on the roof."

"And?" Zim crossed his arms.

"If i did it correctly, which i think i did, it should be lit up once nightfall hits. So GIRS able to play or whatever while we go to the building competition." Dib closed his laptop and stood up, placing redstone dust on the table next to him.

Zim cleared his throat, "Gir is coming with us." He declared.

"What? Really?" Dib asked in a confused tone.

"Yes, he is. Why are you asking?'" The alien narrowed his eyes.

"Well bringing a 'dog' to a competition isn't exactly normal, it'll make us look like amateurs." Dib argued.

"Nonsense! In fact we'll look better, also GIR can't be trusted alone." Zim stated and looked away in a sassy manner, if he could he would do a hairflip. "And that's final! Gir is coming."

The robot perked up and did a little 'YAY!'

"Fine, but eh, I didn't mean anything by what I said. I just don't want another reason for people to call us 'losers' . I'm just so done with it already." Dib sighed and straightened the large scythe shaped cowlick he had.

"Ah, ah. Dib-stink, you shouldn't care what the other humans say, even if it might be true- for you at least. It's useless to listen to those meat bags." Zim scolded and did a dry chuckle.

Dib chuckled as well and stuck his tongue out at the irken. "Fine then."

A ''ssssssssss…" sound was heard from outside and was coming closer, it sounded like.. A creeper! Gir squealed and hid behind Zims legs.

"Eh? Zim, do you hear that?" Dib was alerted now and he started reaching for a wooden stick, getting in position for defense.

Zims wig twitched slightly, barely visible, the fake hair being shook by his antennae. "Yes, I do.." He hissed.

Suspense…

Then Gaz popped out the trapdoor with a creeper mask and scared the group.

"SSSSSS!" She cackled.

Gir screamed, Zims eyes were wide and held in his scream with all his might, and Dib jumped back.

She wheezed and climbed up into the treehouse.

"HAH! You guys looked like idiots, That was awesome." She took off the mask and tossed it aside.

Dib furrowed his eyebrows. "Gaz… seriously?" He groaned.

"You have to admit the look on your faces was hilarious." Gaz smiled evilly.

"That was scary, scary lady!" Gir yelled and held onto reuben for comfort.

Zims hands balled into fists. "No, it wasn't Dib sister! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" He yelled at Gaz which just made her laugh.

"Well it'll be a nice memory." She put her hands on her hips.

Zim growled and glared at Gazlene. "If i was even affected by that I would say that it wont be one." He huffed and frowned angrily

"Did you at least bring the.. Eh- colorful explodey things?" Zim asked.

"Fireworks." Gaz corrected. "And duh. I also managed to make a costume for your robot."

She pulled out an ender dragon costume small enough to fit GIR.

"He would've been fine without it but I suppose." Zim shrugged.

"Why'd you bring him a disguise when he's already wearing one?" Dib scoffed and looked at Gaz.

"It fits the theme, don't ask about it dib." She hissed and started putting the ender dragon costume over GIRS dog suit while the robot giggled.

Zim watched and looked at GIR in disbelief. "He looks ridiculous."

"That's the point, idiot." Gaz rolled her eyes.

Zim seemed offended but didn't argue.

"Double checking.. You most definitely brought the fireworks right?" Dib smiled awkwardly.

"Again, duh. I'm just waiting for you guys." Gaz crossed her arms and was impatient already.

"I'm surprised you let Gir go out in that." Dib commented.

"Shush, the only thing worse than getting it on is getting him to get it off." Zim responded.

GIR was snoring while laying on the floor.

"I'm waiting, get your stuff already!" Gaz yelled.

Dib glanced at Zim and walked over to Gaz. "Hey bug! We'll be meeting you downstairs."

Zim nodded and looked at the sleeping robot.

"GIR, i know your faking it. Now try and give me your best roar to impress the pathetic humans!"

Girs teal eyes opened and he imitated a roar which sounded more cute then scary.

"..That'll do."

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