I might as well post this since apparently people were like "post it instead of complaining" and such. it's quite obvious people want me to post it just so they can shit on it and myself again. I already had people wanting me to kill myself over it. I can't be bothered with the title and I haven't redone the first chapter (no point).

AU. Taylor Hebert died in the locker. Her soul get flung across the multiverses and landed in the demonic world of Makai. Revived by the creator of that world, Taylor now must learn how to become A Perfect and Elegant Maid under guidance of her sword-throwing senior to serve her mistress as per agreement of her revival. Cross-post with SB.

The peaceful, idyllic village of Gensokyo had been hidden from the shinobi world for a thousand years. And then all of a sudden it wasn't. And, well, it was supposed to be just another village lost to the Shinobi World Wars, another victim of the tragedy of mankind. But very few expected it to one day spell the end of the world.

It's another crazy adventure in the Touhou world for Banjo and Kazooie.

Youkai. Sebuah mahluk supernatural yang keberadaan mereka ditakuti oleh banyak masyarakat. Mereka selalu digambarkan sebagai mahluk buas dan keji. Dengan rupa mereka yang sangat menakutkan. Tapi bagiku, apa yang dikatakan mereka tidaklah benar. Karena aku percaya, merekalah yang mempunyai semua sifat itu. bukanlah kami, para Youkai. AU! OOC! YoukaiNaru! OverPowerNaru! (Maybe)

In the far future, among the endless chaos of the 42nd millennium, war has raged since the days of yore. In these grim and dour times, a battered collection of survivors flee from an ill-fated Imperial campaign, only to find themselves hauled from their reality to to crash upon the realm of Gensokyo. This stark realm will test oaths and faith as what it bears is alien. Peace.

Patchouli Knowledge farts in a battle of the wits against Mr. Patch who isn't impressed with her presence.

(title may be different, but it's also posted on AO3) Byakuren, now Bahula Devi Dasi, had been sent to hokkai again because someone didn't like her new life's choice, thankfully, her dear friend Shinki bailed her out...in space. Good thing too, otherwise, the blond doll would have crashed in a metal palanquin ship.

Abstergo Industries uses advanced Animus technology to imprison descendants of Onmyoji and Assassins, aiming to extract Gensokyo's secrets for Templar dominance. Callum Lynch, trapped within Abstergo, becomes a pawn in the conflict between the two factions, facing profound consequences.

A terrible curse engulfs the entire Trodain kingdom, affecting everyone in it... except for one lucky survivor. Join Eight, a young guardsman, on his journey through his point of view as he seeks the one responsible for the curse while gathering new allies with him, with eight of them being from an entirely different world, nonetheless! A truly epic quest is about to begin!

Trapped in an unfamiliar Gensokyo, Richard is left trying to survive in a land so familiar to him, yet oh so different, as schemes began to run behind the scenes. In a world where outsiders are treated like monsters, can he be able to find peace with the residents, and be able to uphold the land of fantasy's fragile balance and order, with the odds against him?

King Kong takes a bunch of certain blonde Touhou girls with him throughout Manhattan.

Banjo and Kazooie get tagged along by Clownpiece to go on an adventure with her and the other farty Touhou characters but it ends up not being such a fun time.

The gassy Touhou females end up farting around in the Terarium where they don't know what to expect from the Pokemon attacking them!

Nagae Riku, heir apparent to the Nagae Family is one of the most prolific musicians in the world. Winning multiple tournaments and yet something is lacking in him. Thus, he decided to retire, leaving the world in shock. 3 months after his retirement, he got a call from his grandfather to return to Japan. If he wants to know what's in store for him, he has to go back and find out.

At this point you can already expect stupidity from both of these properties.

A what-if scenario following Goro Akechi's disappearance in Persona 5, the charismatic ace detective and cold-blooded assassin winds up in Gensokyo, where he must reinvent himself, make new friends and allies, and confront a force which threatens to drown humans and youkai alike in their worst instincts.

The farting girls of Touhou realize that their sweaty armpits have a worse stink to them than their gas so they go through a stupid adventure across different worlds to put a stop to it!

Reimu and Marisa fart their way to the Nikke world where they get involved with the flatulent android war between them and the Raptures!

Dos humanos descubren que su universo no es el único, abriéndose a la posibilidad de que existan realidades aún más extrañas. Pronto se dan cuenta de que están destinados a desempeñar un papel crucial en un evento trascendental. Juntos, emprenden un viaje más allá de la lógica, donde los límites se desvanecen. (Fase Beta) (Rating T aunque si avanzo podría aumentar por momentos a M)

The big fat ugly Booster Hill slope definitely proves to be a bit too much for a farting bunch of stinky fairies!

One day Patchouli finds a stray just outside the Scarlet Devil Mansion. What she ends up getting is a new apprentice and a connection to the world of Fodlan. What Lysithea receives is a Sensei, an association to Gensokoyo, and a whole slew of complications that arise from being raised in a Mansion full of Devils and being taught by an unfortunate Witch.

Kochiya Washi embarks himself on a formidable mission - one that takes him throughout years of countless uprisings in China that will spark the beginning of the latest deadly chapter in the centuries-old battle between the Assassins and Templars. From here, Kochiya's life story is told for the first time: the story of a struggle to free China from 2,000 years of Imperial Rule.

Después de que lo persiguieron por crímenes que no cometió Sonic consiguió escapar de Mobius a un lugar desconocido y decidió quedarse allí por un tiempo para relajarse y calmarse, allí conoce a la Ermitaña de un brazo:Kasen Ibaraki. Sonic The Comic Online x Touhou Project crossover.

Banjo and Kazooie have to deal with an annoying Cirno and it spirals out of control from there.