You've got an Abnormal in me

by miguelcopier

Medaka Kurokami was Andy's favorite toy and Andy loved her so much that nothing could ever replace her. But when a new toy shows up on his birthday Andy starts playing with the new toy and Medaka starts to get jealous and feels replaced by the new toy. Will she be the new toy's friend or will she get rid of it for good?

1. Chapter 1

You've got an Abnormal in me

Chapter 1

Once there was a group of toys that were at a boy's house and it was a boy named Andy who loved his toys and was now playing with them

Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! One-eyed Bart said

The toys were just standing there as they saw One-Eyed Bart

Now empty that safe! One-Eyed Bart said

The boy grabbed a piggy bank and emptied all of the money out

(Chuckles) Money, money, money! One-Eyed Bart said

The boy makes some kissing sounds while holding the toy he had

Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato! Spider-Man said

Quiet, Spider-Man! Or your spider bots get run over! One-Eyed Bart said

The spider bots are on a toy car track Andy has set up in his room

Help! Ahh! Help us! the spider bots said

Oh, no! Not my spider bots! Somebody do something! Spider-Man said

Then the boy picks up a student council president doll named Medaka and pulls a pull string in its back

Reach for the sky. Medaka's voice box said

Oh, no! Princess Medaka! One-Eyed Bart said

I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart! Medaka said

The boy pulls out the toy's right eye

D'oh! How'd you know it was me? One-Eyed Bart said

Are you gonna come quietly? Medaka said

You can't touch me, Princess! I've brought my attack dog. One-Eyed Bart said

The boy puts another toy in front of the other toys

With a built-in forcefield! One-Eyed Bart said

Well, i brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs! Medaka said

He puts another toy down making sound effects first as the toy then as the other toy whom he drags away

Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe! the boy making sounds said

You're goin' to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. Medaka said

Andy places the toy in his sister Molly's crib she laughs and picks up the toy and drools on him his ear and arm fall near Woody on the floor

You saved the day again, Woody. the boy said

The boy pulls Medaka's pull string

You're my favorite friend. Medaka said

(You've got a friend in me.)

(You've got a friend in me.)

Come on, let's round up the cattle. the boy said

The boy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso

(When the road looks rough ahead.)

(And you're miles and miles.)

(From your nice warm bed.)

Round 'em up, Princess. the boy said

The boy puts Medaka on an RC and steers them into a box

(You just remember what your old pal said.)

(Boy you've got a friend in me.)

Yee-haw! the boy said

(Yeah you've got a friend in me.)

Hey, princess. the boy said

(Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than i am.)

(Bigger and stronger too.)

Come on, Woody! the boy said

The boy places Medaka on the banister and she slides down it into his arms

(Maybe.)

(But none of them will ever love you.)

(The way I do.)

(It's me and you boy.)

(And as the years go by...)

The boy and Medaka then spin on a chair

Whoa! the boy said

(Our friendship will never die.)

(You're gonna see it's our destiny.)

(You've got a friend in me.)

The boy sets Medaka on a recliner and pulls the handle to launch her

Alright! the boy said

(Yeah you've got a friend in me.)

Score! the boy said

(You've got a friend in me.)

The boy then walks over to his mom

Wow! Cool! the boy said

What do you think? the mom said

Oh, this looks great, Mom! the boy said

(Laughs) okay, birthday boy. the mom said

We saw it at the store, i asked you for it! the boy said

The boy was very excited about his special gift

One, two- Four. Yeah, i think that's gonna be enough. the mom said

Can we leave this up until we move? the boy said

Well, sure. We can leave it up. the mom said

Yeah! the boy said

Now go get Molly. Your friends are gonna be here any minute. the mom said

Okay. It's party time, Medaka. the boy said

Yee-haw! the boy said

The boy takes Medaka and goes upstairs to his room as his baby sister is playing with the potato head

(Squealing) the baby sister squealed

The baby sister was playing with the potato head toy until the boy approached her

Howdy little lady. the boy said

The boy ran off while the baby sister continued to play with the potato head toy

Here you go Medaka. the boy said

The boy pulls Medaka's pull string and puts her on his bed

It appears somebody has poisoned the waterhole. Medaka's voice box said

The boy then picked his baby sister out of her crib and realized that she was very heavy

Come on, Molly. Oh, you're gettin' heavy. the boy said

(Squealing) the baby sister squealed

See ya later, Medaka. the boy said

The boy takes his baby sister and leaves his room while Medaka suddenly comes to life

(Medaka Kurokami from Medaka Box)

Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Medaka said

Medaka was surprised by this and then called out all of her friends

Okay, everybody. The coast is clear. Medaka said

Woody watches as various other toys in the room come to life including Bart who is putting his ear and arm back

(Bart Simpson from The Simpsons)

Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool. Bart said

The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk Gene the piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot Bart comes with his parts all mixed up

Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso! Bart said

(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)

I don't get it. Gene said

Gene then walks off for something

You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck? Bart said

Bart also walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused

You know what i mean. Bart said

The toys were all walking around while Medaka with a green army soldier

Hey, Sarge, have you seen Foghorn? Medaka said

Ma'am! No, Ma'am! the green serge said

OK. Hey, thank you. At ease. Medaka said

Medaka jumps down from the bed and looks around

Hey, uh, Foghorn? Medaka said

A rooster appears pushing a checkerboard from under the bed

(Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes)

Right here, Medaka. I'm red this time. Foghorn said

No. Foghorn... Medaka said

Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want. Foghorn said

N-Not now, Foghorn. I got some bad news. Medaka said

Bad news?! Foghorn said

Medaka covers Foghorn's mouth after he yelled

Shhh! Medaka said

The toys stop and look at Medaka and Foghorn

Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy. Medaka said

Got it. Foghorn said

Be happy. Medaka said

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Foghorn said as he pretended to laugh

Staff meeting, everyone! Snake, Robot, podium duty. Medaka said

The snake toy hides under the bed

Hey! the robot toy said

The robot toy grabs the snake toy and takes it with him

Let's go people. Medaka said

An Etch-a-Sketch walks past Medaka who stops in a Western battle way

Hey, Etch? Medaka said

The Etch-a-sketch stops and realizes what is about to happen

Draw! Medaka said

They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun and Medaka pretends to be hurt

Oh! Got me again. Medaka said

The Etch-a-sketch jumps with excitement as it wins the battle

Etch, you've been workin' on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West. Medaka said

Got a staff meeting you guys. Come on. Let's go. Foghorn said

The toys follow Slinky while Medaka looks around for something

Now, where is that... Medaka said

Medaka sees a doodle pad on the floor

Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here? Medaka said

Medaka goes to pick up her doodle pad when an alien lobster jumps down and roars at Medaka

(Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama)

Roaaaaar! Zoidberg roared

How're you doin', Zoidberg? Medaka said

Were ya scared? Tell me honestly. Zoidberg said

I was close to being scared that time. Medaka said

I'm going for fearsome here, but i just don't feel it. Zoidberg said

Really? Medaka said

I think i'm just coming off as annoying. Zoidberg said

Medaka is grabbed by some web and pulled toward Spider-Man

Whoa! Ow! Oh, hi, Spider-Man. Hi. Medaka said

(Spider-man from Spider-Man)

I uh...wanted to thank you, Medaka, for saving my spider bots. Spider-Man said

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'. Medaka said

What do you say i get someone else to watch them tonight? Spider-Man said

(Giggling sheepishly) oh, yeah! Medaka said

Remember, i'm just a couple of blocks away. Spider-Man said

Spider-Man webs off leaving Medaka baffled

Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. Foghorn said

A bulldog egg toy lets four other egg toys out

Hey, Medaka, come on. Foghorn said

Coming. Medaka said

Medaka walks over to the podium which was a Playskool Tinkertoy container and stands Mike a speaker with a microphone attached clears his throat to get Medaka's attention and holds out his microphone

Oh, thanks, Mike. Medaka said

Medaka picks up the microphone and feedback is heard

OK...whoa, whoa. Step back. Medaka said

(Off-screen) For cryin' out loud. Gene said

Mike steps back until the feedback fades away

Thank you. Medaka said

Medaka blows into the microphone

Hello? Check. Is that better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. OK. First item today. Uh...oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy? Medaka said

The toys are surprised by what Medaka said

What? Zoidberg said

Moving buddy? You can't be serious. Gene said

I didn't know we were supposed to have one already. Zoidberg said

Do we have to hold hands? Bart said as he was holding one of his arms

The toys then laughed at Bart's joke

Do you guys think this is a big joke? Medaka said

It looks like the toys are not taking Medaka very seriously as she was trying to hold a very important meeting stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED