Sword vs axe. The battle that was always meant to be!
"You ready for this, Kris?" Susie shouted eagerly. Kris nodded in the affirmative. "Alright, brace yourself! Because I'm going to send you flying!"
Susie charged, swinging her axe with enough force to send Babe Ruth flying over the stands. Kris sidestepped the attack and intercepted with sword. His blade followed Susie's axe, redirecting far and to the side. Susie let out a "Whoops!" as she dodged back just in time. Kri's follow through slash cut nothing but air.
"I guess even weaklings like you have some tricks up your sleeve," Susie admitted with a grin. She bared her fangs and roared, "But don't think I'll get caught off guard again like that!"
Charging up her axe, Susie unleashed a ray of Rude Buster. Kris was forced to dive out of the way or get cloven in two. Susie whooped and charged. Kris tripped to the ground and was forced to roll away. Susie's axe smashed into the ground repeatedly, tearing it up.
Was she really trying to kill him this time? Trying to not get lost wondering what he might have done wrong this time, Kris threw a handful of dirt and debris into her face.
"ARG!"
Kris slapped away her axe and rolled back to his feet. Falling into a fencer's pose, he jabbed quickly and repeatedly, forcing Susie to back up. She did manage to deflect his best thrusts, not allowing him a chance to really press the attack.
"As expected of my boyfriend," she declared dramatically. "You play dirty to get the job done and win. I love that!"
Kris pointed out that she had promised he wouldn't get away with anymore tricks.
Susie leered back at him and said, "Don't get cocky, Kris! This is just me warming up! You know the longer I fight the harder I hit! Keep this up and I'll be taking you home in a match box!"
Kris didn't wait for her to attack again. As she monologued, he rushed in and thrusted with his sword. Susie parried with her weapon's haft. Kris cut upwards and locked his blade in a bind with her axe head. Susie laughed triumphantly. With their weapons locked, the one with the greater stature and strength was bound to win!
She leaned in to crush Kris, but the human twig again sidestepped her. His blade guided her trajectory, nearly tripping her up. He thrusted his sword up to wrench her axe free. Susie snarled and swung her axe low and in a semicircle, reversing the situation on Kris. He was forced to jump back to avoid having his own sword yanked free from his hands.
Susie didn't let up but stepped into his retreat. Their weapons were still locked in the bind. She began twirling her axe, attempting to loosen Kris' hold. He stepped into the attack; falling back and just trying to hold on would cost him his sword and the match! Stepping in and attacking would give him a chance to land a score on Susie.
His feet knocked into hers. Their boot entangled. Eyes bulging, both teens fell to the ground. Sword and axe spun off to the side as Susie flattened Kris under her bosom. His hand stuck out from under her coat and armor, thumbs up.
It was a victorious defeat!