Back with Roger; he had finished up with playing video games.
"Okay, that's good." said Roger.
He walked out of the basement.
"Now for some lunch." said Roger.
He walked in the kitchen and opened up the fridge before he began rumaging through it.
He took out some tacos.
"There we go." said Roger.
He closed the fridge.
"Taco taco." Roger sang.
He ate a taco.
"Mmm, love that Mexican food." said Roger.
He then burped fire.
"Spicy Mexican food." said Roger.
He ate another taco.
"Oh yeah, that's good." said Roger.
He walked to the living room and turned on the TV.
Then Roger's phone started ringing.
He pulled it out and saw a photo of Zee was on screen, revealing he was calling.
Roger then swiped the accept call icon before putting it to his ear.
"Hello, you caught me just as I was about to stream Survivor." said Roger.
A splitscreen appeared and Zee who was walking down a sidewalk and holding a can of soda became confused.
"Wait, you're watching a show about a group of people stranded on an island competing to win lots of money by being the last person standing? That doesn't really sound like a perfect show." said Zee.
"Said the amputee who just so happens to be from a kid friendly version of said show." said Roger.
"Fair enough." said Zee.
"Why're you calling anyways?" said Roger.
"Well a little bird told me that you're actually very good at stage magic." said Zee.
Roger shook his head.
"It's nothing big, just sleight of hand is what it is." said Roger.
"But you still know a thing or two about it, right?" said Zee.
"A little." said Roger.
Zee did some thinking.
"Can I come over and see what you can do?" said Zee.
"As soon as you get here." said Roger.
Zee's splitscreen disappeared and a doorbell sound was heard.
The meerkat walked to the door and opened it up, revealing Zee had appeared before the amputee walked in the house, shocking Roger.
"Wow that was fast." said Roger, "You could make a living delivering pizza's."
"Had a job like that once, got fired for drinking every soda order I was asked to deliver." said Zee.
Roger became deadpanned.
"Yep, makes sense." said Roger.
He walked into the living room and pulled out three yellow cups as well as a Reese's cup.
"Okay, pay attention, you want the Reese's cup, but watch the cup it's under." said Roger.
He put a cup over the chocolate peanut butter cup and started mixing the cups around before stopping.
"Where is the piece of candy?" said Roger.
Zee grabbed the left cup, saw nothing, then the right cup, still nothing, then finally the middle cup, nothing, confusing him.
"Hey what gives?" said Zee.
"Check under your hat." said Roger.
Zee became confused and took off his hat and looked in it to see the chocolate peanut butter cup and became shocked.
"Whoa, that's cool." said Zee.
He ate the piece of candy.
Zee smiled and he burped.
"You got any soda?" said Zee.
"Hang on, I'll check." said Roger.
He walked into the kitchen and opened up the fridge only to become shocked by the sight of Axel and Ripper kissing non stop in the fridge.
Roger saw two cans of orange soda on a door shelf and grabbed them before closing the door so as not to interrupt the two teen's makeout session.
Interview Gag
"That has to be the weirdest place I've seen those two making out in. But not as weird as Chris catching Geoff and Bridgette making out in his tanning bed." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Roger returned to the living room and gave Zee one of the soda cans.
"You look like you've seen something very disturbing just now." said Zee.
"Would Axel and Ripper making out in a fridge be classified as disturbing?" said Roger.
Zee nodded.
"Very much so. Besides, if both authors didn't do a whole Axel and I relationship in this fic series before those batch of Total Drama episodes that streamed in Italy leaked on YouTube, I'd be very certain that Axel and Ripper were each others first boyfriend/girlfriend respectivley." said Zee.
"So there's no resentment towards either of those two for how things went down before New Years?" said Roger.
"Nope, honestly, after that talk you gave me about needing to move on and being happy for other people, I'm actually very happy for both Axel and Ripper." said Zee.
Roger nodded.
"Nothing but good vibes." said Roger.
"I'm the kind of person who only has good vibes." said Zee.
The meerkat pulled out a top hat and set it on the table before grabbing a red gummy snake which he put in the hat.
Roger waved his fingers over the hat before snapping them and held the hat upside down, but nothing came out, shocking Zee.
"Whoa dude." said Zee.
He then became confused.
"But where'd that snake go anyways?" said Zee.
A clanging sound was heard followed by the fridge door sound and a somewhat annoyed Ripper and Axel appeared.
"Hey, I don't know what's going on here, but there better be a good reason why this ended up in my pants." Ripper said while holding up the same gummy snake.
He then bit off the gummy snake's head.
"Oddly enough it's very good." said Ripper.
"A good magician never reveals his secrets, unless your Penn and Teller." said Roger.
He then drew out a pair of nunchucks and started twirling them around.
Axel became shocked and felt around herself before glaring at Roger.
"Hey, those are mine." Axel said before taking her nunchucks back.
Roger then reached into Ripper's mouth and started pulling out a whole bunch of hankerchief's tied up to each other from his mouth, shocking everyone.
"Whoa Ripper, I didn't know you had such an unusual tongue." said Zee.
"I don't." said Ripper.
Roger got to the bottom, and at the end of it was a saxaphone, shocking Ripper some more.
"Well that's unusual." said Ripper.
Roger started playing the saxaphone.
He then put the instrument on the couch.
Ripper saw this.
"What are you anyways?" said Ripper.
"A meerkat that's part of a multiple animal like alien race called Mobians who lost an arm and leg either from a monster attack or Chris McLean." said Roger.
He held his left hand up and flicked the wrist, making a whole bunch of playing cards appear in his robotic hand.
The meerkat shuffled the cards before pulling them in his mouth and swallowing them.
He pointed to Axel who became shocked and puked out the cards.
The meerkat caught all the cards.
"David Copperfield can kiss my ass." said Roger.
He then put the cards away.
Meanwhile with Molly and Ollie; the two were in a park about to enjoy a picnic.
Then Ilicon appeared without the two noticing.
"Alright, time for a magic trick." said Ilicon.
He clapped his hands and snapped his fingers, making the two middle schoolers disappear.
Ilicon laughed.
"Suckers." Said Ilicon.
He pulled out a deck of cards and flicked them all away.
The cards started attacking different people who ran off screaming.
Ilicon laughed again.
"Tremble before me fools." said Ilicon.
But then he was hit by lots of shockwaves and fell to the ground groaning in pain.
He stood up groaning before being hit by a blade that went through his heart before falling and exploding.
The knife came from Roger who had appeared.
"Yeah, I ain't going through a backstory reveal between me and this guy which ends with me killing him after trying to get out of being killed by him asking if I wouldn't turn my back on an old friend." said Roger.