You've got an Abnormal in me

Chapter 4

The toys were freaking out as Andy's birthday party was today and the kids were showing up with presents Medaka had a solution for them

Medaka looked at the toys who were all panicking about the presents until she had enough

All right! All right! If i send out the troops, will you all calm down? Medaka said

Yes! Yes! Zoidberg said

Promise? Medaka said

We promise! Zoidberg said

OK! Save your batteries. Medaka said

Very good, Medaka. That's usin' the old noodle. Gene said

Why thank you, Gene. Medaka said

You're welcome. Gene said

Medaka jumps onto Andy's bed and looks at a small green sarge toy

Sergeant? Medaka said

Yes, Ma'am? the green sarge toy said

Establish a recon post downstairs. Medaka said

Of course. the green sarge toy said

Code Red! You know what to do. Medaka said

Yes, ma'am! the green sarge toy said

The green sarge toy jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers

All right, men. You heard her. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! the green sarge toy said

Yes, sir! the green soldiers said

Good. Now let's move! Move, move, move, move! the green sarge toy said

The Green Army Men jump from the bucket and head out the door, carrying some rope and a baby monitor with them

Is this gonna work? Bart said

It'll be fine. Medaka said

A few minutes later

The green sarge toy looks over the landing with his binoculars to see Andy and his friends heading for the living room to begin opening presents and his mom heading to the kitchen

OK, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents. Mrs. Davis said

The green sarge toy motions two parachuters to jump and open the parachutes to glide down to the floor they look around the hall to make sure no one is around and signals for the rope to be lowered and the rest of the Army Men slide down the rope to the floor as the toys move over to the lamp table where Medaka is setting up the monitor

All right, gangway, gangway. Gene said

And THIS is how we find out what is in those presents. Medaka said

Cool. Gene said

The Army Men walk across the hall when they heard Andy's mom coming

OK, who's hungry? Mrs. Davis said

The green sarge toy and his men all froze after hearing Andy's mom was about to come in

Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Mrs. Davis said

Andy's mom comes out of the kitchen and steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot

Ow! What in the world...oh! I thought I told him to pick these up. Mrs. Davis said

Andy's mom kicks them away with her foot and moves on

The toys were all waiting for answers in Andy's room right now

Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long? Zoidberg said

Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lyin' down on the job. Medaka said

I guess so. Zoidberg said

Good. Medaka said

The Army Men are lying on the floor the green sarge toy stood up and motioned his soldiers to move to the plant pot for safety the green sarge toy heard some moaning and turns to see one of his soldiers crushed from being stepped on and moving limply across the floor

G-G-Go on without me! the green soldier toy said

Soldier! What happened to you? the green sarge toy said

J-Just go! the green soldier toy said

A good soldier never leaves a man behind. the green sarge toy said

The green sarge toy motions to his soldiers on the landing and they lower the baby monitor to the ground and they carry it to the flower pot. A ball rolls towards them so they move fast and climbs into the pot just as the ball rolled by, followed by the boys and Andy's mom

OK, everybody, come on. Mrs. Davis said

The soldiers set the baby monitor up while a medic tends to the wounded solider and gives a thumb's up to the green sarge toy who peers under the leaves and looks through his binoculars to see the presents

Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody...you sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And...which present are you gonna open first? Mr. Davis said

Mine! the boy said

The green sarge toy looks at the presents with his binoculars

There they are. the green sarge toy said

A few more minutes later

Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys hear the green sarge toy's voice on the Baby Monitor

Come in, Mother Bird. the green sarge toy said

Yes? Medaka said

This is Alpha Bravo. the green sarge toy said

Alright. This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet! Medaka said

Come in, Mother Bird. the green sarge toy said

I'm here, Alpha Bravo. Medaka said

All right, Andy's opening the first present now. the green sarge toy said

Good. Medaka said

Mrs. Lisa! Mrs. Lisa! Mrs. Lisa! Bart said

Zoidberg and Gene look at Bart confused by what he said

Mrs. Lisa? Zoidberg and Gene both said

Hey, i can dream, can't i? Bart said

The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. the green sarge toy said

What's inside the first present Sarge? Medaka said

It's a...it's...it's a...a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here. the green sarge toy said

A lunch box? Medaka said

A lunch box? Bart said

It must be for. I say it must be for lunch. Foghorn said

OK, second present. It appears to be... the green sarge toy said

Appears to be what Serge? Medaka said

OK, it's bed sheets. the green sarge toy said

Bed sheets? Medaka said

Who invited that kid? Bart said

No idea. Gene said

The green sarge toy watches as Andy's mom picks up the presents one by one until there's only one left

Oh! Only one left. Mrs. Davis said

OK, we're on the last present now. the green sarge toy said

Last present! Medaka said

It's a big one. It's a... the green sarge toy said

It's a what? Medaka said

It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! the green sarge toy said

Battleship huh? Medaka said

Affirmative. the green sarge toy said

Whew! Medaka said

The toys all cheer as they are happy that no one's getting replaced

Yes. Bart said

Finally. Zoidberg said

Hallelujah! Yeah! All right! Gene said

Gene accidentally bumps Bart knocking some of his parts out

Hey, watch it! Bart said

Sorry, old spud head. Gene said

Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home. the green sarge toy said

The men started to turn off the baby monitor as they were done

So didn't i tell you all? Huh? Nothing to worry about. No one is replaced. Medaka said

I knew you were right all along, Medaka. Never doubted ya for a second. Foghorn said

Just then the green sarge toy sees Andy's mom pull out a surprise present from the closet

Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here? Mrs. Davis said

Wait! Turn that thing back on! the green sarge toy said

The baby monitor turns back on and the green sarge toy's voice is heard on it

Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! the green sarge toy said

Is something wrong Sarge? Medaka said

Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. the green sarge toy said

A surprise what? Medaka said

A surprise toy. the green sarge toy said

You've got to be kidding me. Medaka said

It appears there's a surprise toy that's inside the last present what toy could it be inside stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED