Saitama was coming back from the super market but suddenly his balls itched, this sinister sensation made him to scratch his balls'. In the middle of this act of courage tatsumaki came while exposing her whity's. She was supposed look for a monster yet, her eyes opposed. Her retina muscles relaxed to capture this scenery better. Saitama's superhuman sense of environment quickly catched the presence of the tatsumaki, he retracted his hands with a swift movement that would make the best sword masters jealous. He scratched his hand like nothing happend and turned around slowly to pretend like he just saw tasumaki, when the impuls from the eye arrive at his frontal lob he couldn't recognize her, his attempts to acquire the knowledge of this little brat was useless... Untill he saw her whity's.
Saitama: "Ohh what are your doing, whity?"
Tatsumaki: "What are you calling white?"
Saitama: "Of course your... skin color!"
Tatsumaki: "Well whatever, i think i saw your hand in a somewhere inappropriate."
Saitama: "Hahah, what are you talking about?"
Tatsumaki: "I said i saw you scratching your balls on public!"
Saitama: This is bad, if she finds out i was scratching my balls I could get fired!
Saitama: "I didn't anything like that!"
Tatsumaki: "I will see you at the court!", she flies and leaves.
*The next day*
Polices arrive at the saitama's house.
Police: "Sir, you have to come with us."
Saitama: "What did I do?"
Police: "You are accused with indecent exposure in public property."
Saitama: *While dragging by police* "I JUST SCRATCHED MY BALLSSSS!"