The boys chillin gone wrong

Villager has just finished cleaning up his house. The boys were coming over for his 18th birthday. His house had to look nice for his big day. He was the last one in the smash roster to finally become an adult. Ness, Toon, and Popo teased him about it, but it was his day!

He heard his doorbell ring. His first visitor is Captain Falcon, Pit, Ritcher, Kirby, Mario, Link, Sonic, Ike, Ness, Lucas, and Luigi, Villager prepared games and alcohol for his friends. After they sang Villager the birthday song and brought the cake over, they started talking about girls.

"Hey Villager if you were to fuck anyone here in the smash mansion, who would it be?" Captain Falcon laughed. "Um, gee I dunno probably Peach," Villager answered. "Hey what!" Mario looked offended. The boys started laughing. "Come on Mario, we can all agree that your girlfriend is like the hottest chick here," Sonic chuckled. "Hmph! That's true," Mario agreed. All the guys agreed with Villager that Peach is most likely the hottest girl in the smash roster. "Oh but what about Zelda," Ritcher added. "What about her," Link glared at Ritcher. "Uh okay okay ya know what, let's uh hmm ok I got a new game," Ritcher laughed nervously. "If any of us were turned into chicks, who would be the hottest?"

The boys fell silent for a split second. "I would," Pit smirked. "Hahaha! I mean you kind of already look like a girl so….," Ike laughed. "Pit would definitely the hottest" Ike agreed. "Exactly! Wait are you saying I'm not manly?" Pit questioned. "I dunno, I think the hottest chick would probably be Sonic," Marth chimed in. "I'm sorry what," Sonic raised a brow with a cheesy smile. "What do you think, birthday boy?" Ness pointed at Villager. "Hm," Villager looked around. He spotted Kirby. He laughed to himself thinking this would be a good joke. "Hmm Kirby for sure," he laughed. The rest of the boys laughed. Kirby just tilted his head in confusion. "Me?" he questioned. "Hahaha yeah sure," Villager continued to joke around. Kirby finally seemed to catch on and started laughing with the group. The boys jokingly agreed that if any of them turned into a girl the hottest one would be Kirby. Everything was fine until an uninvited guest appeared out of thin air. "Well boys, it seems that you finally came to a conclusion," a heavenly voice spoke. All the boys stopped laughing and stared at the goddess of light in shock. "L-Lady Paluntena?!" Pit squeaked. "Oh hi Pit, I was just wandering around until I heard something spicy just now," she smirked at the boys. "H-how did you get in here?!" The Villager panicked. "Were you always here?"

"Let's just say, I stopped by at the right time," She licked her lips. The boys shuddered. Paluntena absolutely loves drama and humoring fun possibilities. She is the goddess of light after all she could be anywhere at all times. "So Kirby would be the hottest girl, huh. Well let's put that to the test," she raised her wand and zapped Kirby. The boys stared at Kirby in shock as he blankly stared back at them like nothing happened. Paluntena giggled and wished the boys farewell. "Oh and Happy birthday, Villager." With that, she disappeared. The boys stared back at Kirby. Kirby started to frown, then he hugged himself as if he had a stomach-ache. A giant golden glow surrounded Kirby. It was so bright that the boys had to cover their eyes. Then it stopped. Villager opened one eye and then the other to see a cute pink haired girl staring back at him. At all of them. She had long pink straight fluffy hair with M shaped bangs. She had long eyelashes with deep sea blue eyes. She was short and curvy with a perfect hourglass shape. The boys saw everything. EVERYTHING. The small cutie is naked. They couldn't believe their eyes. Is this Kirby?! The woman looked at them in utter shock. She frantically looked around and spotted Villager's room. She quickly ran inside and shut the door behind her. ("Is this me? What happened to me?!") Kirby thought. She went through Villager's clothes and put on a simple shirt and shorts that were obviously too big on her.

The boys were staring at each other in complete shock. Complete silence until Ike spoke up. "Okay, so um when Kirby comes out, we should just act normal okay," he waved his arms up to try to calm the situation. "HOW CAN WE ACT NORMAL?!" Sonic yelled. "Hey, I know this is weird, but… right now we should just give him… her? Space," Ike reasoned. "I… I um, I think we should end the party," Villager announced. "I mean, we've been here for like 5 hours now and it's getting late."

"What about Kirby?" Ness asked. "Well, I mean, I'm not sure what to do. Can any of you change her back?" Villager asked. The boys went silent again. "I mean I can walk her back to her room," Villager couldn't contain his blush. "Wait what! Why do you get to walk her?" Ike complained. "I mean it is my house so…" Villager rolled his eyes. "What! No,I don't trust you," Ness spat. "Excuse me?" Villager glared at Ness. "Yeah you blushed earlier. You're definitely going to do something pervy," Pit argued. "No I wasn't!" Villager argued, his face getting red. "Yeah you did!" Mario added. "If anyone should walk her home, it should be me," Ike declared. The boys started to argue, but soon they silenced their lips as they saw Kirby gently close Villager's door and enter the living room. She stood there awkwardly not making eye contact. All the boys couldn't help but feel hot. Kirby is absolutely the hottest and by far the cutest girl they ever laid eyes on. This really turned Villager on seeing a cute girl wearing his shirt. He closed his eyes, so he could block out the dirty thoughts. This is his friend Kirby! He shouldn't be thinking about that!

Kirby felt uncomfortable. She didn't like that all of her friends were staring at her differently. It's unnerving. It's not like them at all. They never stared at her like this before. (Why did Paluntena do this? Why did she turn me into a girl? It was just a joke!) Kirby shook off these thoughts. Getting mad at Paluntena isn't going to solve this problem. She needed to talk to Paluntena and tell her that this isn't a funny joke and to turn her back to normal. "So um, I think I should go back to my room," Kirby broke the silence. "Oh um, did you want me to walk you home?" Ike couldn't hold back his blush. "Wait, no it should be me!" Ritcher argued. The boys started arguing about who should walk Kirby back to her room. All except Lucas and Luigi who just sat back on the couch looking scared. That's when Kirby decided to speak up. "I want Lucas to walk me home," she said sternly. All the boys glared at Lucas. Lucas jumped in his seat. "M-me? Why me?" he cowered further back on the couch. "Well, I didn't, we didn't have a chance to talk to each other all day, so…" Kirby trailed off. "But, we didn't talk either," Sonic argued. "Yeah me too!" Captain Falcon pointed out. "I just, um…" Kirby hated seeing the others so upset, but the others didn't feel safe. She didn't know what to do. That was until Ike spoke up. "Guys, she picked Lucas okay. Stop guilting her." Thank god Ike was there to reason with the rest of the boys. The boys sighed in frustration, but allowed Kirby and Lucas to walk out of the room.

Lucas and Kirby walked in silence. Lucas has always been the type to not start a conversation. He only did that with Ness. Ness was his comfort avocado as he would say it. He didn't know what to say to Kirby, especially since Kirby is now a girl and is probably panicking on the inside. He had no clue how to help people with anxiety attacks. He's very familiar with it, but the person who always helped him has only been Ness. Ness should've walked her home, not him. He's not even sure why Kirby picked him. They never talk, so why now? His train of thought stopped when they entered Kirby's room. He's never been in her room before. It's cute! There's a bed with a giant star pillow. Her blanket is blue with yellow stars on it. There is a cute round table in the center with an empty plate. Yeah that's very Kirby. That plate of food definitely got devoured. Then he spotted a tv on an entertainment center. The whole room is filled with stars from a projector. It's such a homey room! Honestly he didn't mind walking Kirby back to her room now. His toxic train of thought seemed to disappear. He turned around to see Kirby sitting on her bed looking down. "Hey um, I'm sure Paluntena will turn you back. I think she just did that because she's a prankster," Lucas spoke. This is his best attempt to cheer the pink haired beauty up. "Hands are weird," Kirby randomly brought up. "Uh… hahaha yeah they are, aren't they?" Lucas couldn't help but chuckle. That's right, Kirby always just had nubs. Whatever the heck he was before, he's not used to being human.

"Um well anyway, I'll let you be," Lucas said heading toward the door. "Wait! Um… how come you didn't stare at me like the others?" Kirby asked shyly. "Oh um.. Well, can you keep a secret?" Lucas started to blush. "Yeah I promise I won't tell anyone," she widened her eyes. (What is he about to say? Why does he look flustered now? I'm starting not to like this) "Well I uh, I'm gay," he looked away. "O-oh!" that was not what she was expecting. "I really like Ness, but I don't think he swings that way," Lucas looked down on the floor. His smile no longer seemed genuine, but he kept it. "Are you sure? Have you asked him?" Kirby pressed. "O-oh not at all! I just… he talks about girls like the other guys do. It's obvious he's straight," Lucas explained. "I don't know much about this stuff, but it doesn't hurt to ask right? Maybe subtly," Kirby smiled. "Huh, you know you're not that bad of a wingman," Lucas chuckled. His smile was back and that warmed Kirby's heart. "Yeah, maybe I can do that. Anyway I hope this transformation spell is only temporary. If not, let's go find Palunetna tomorrow together, okay?" Lucas said, opening the door. "Thanks Lucas, you're the best," Kirby watched as Lucas gave her an awkward thumbs up and left. "Yeah let's hope this can go away," Kirby muttered to herself. Then it hit her! "WAIT MY POWERS?!" She frantically looked around her room and saw a cup of water. She tried sucking it up, but nothing happened. She didn't even lift the cup up from the table. Her powers…. IT'S GONE!