Clone Sonic and Samus were on another date. Samus was true to her word. She prepared her spaceship and together they set out onto space. Sonic was so happy. All these stars were beautiful. It's crazy how many stars there were.

Samus: "Say, do you want to go far?"
Sonic: "Yes!"

Samus: "Alright, buckle up!"

Samus hit her spaceship into warp mode. The two warped across the galaxy. She told her story to Sonic. How she fought aliens and traveled through time and space. She really is an incredible woman. They went to a planet and kicked some alien butt. He saw her sweating, yet a smile never left her face. This woman is seriously badass. He could feel his heart beating fast as he watched her killed. He never knew this side of her.

All Sonic thought about Samus was some blonde whore who loves sex. She's more than that. He couldn't help but start to see her differently. Now he understood why the original liked her. He, too, has fallen for this blonde beauty.

They meandered around space for a while. She could go home anytime, but Sonic begged her not to yet. He liked being alone with her in space. It felt right. The two began making out. For once the clone enjoyed this intimacy. When they pulled away they stared into each other's eyes for a bit.

Samus: "Oh Sonic, I love you."
Sonic: "I love you too."
Samus: "Going to space was a good idea. I haven't in a while. I forgot how free it felt to explore."

Sonic: "I didn't realize how fun space would be. Especially with you."

Samus: "Sonic…"

The two blushed. They were about to kiss again, but from the corner of Samus's eye she saw another planet. This one was different. It was the shape of a star. She's never seen this one before! She pointed at the planet and Sonic's eyes widened. Oh no, this is definitely Kirby's planet. Mario talked about this confusingly shaped planet. This is not good. Mario told both him and Ness that Kirby went back to Popstar. If Samus finds Kirby here, who knows! She might come back to smash with them. The boss won't be happy and he might get replaced!

Sonic: "Uh… I don't think we should go there."
Samus: "Why not?"

Sonic: "It could be dangerous."

Samus: "Oh please, I fight eldritch horrors. This cute planet got nothing on me."
Sonic: "But-

Samus: "We're going!"

Samus warped to the planet. When they landed, it was so beautiful. She's never seen anything like this one. Most planet's besides Earth looked like trash. This one however, has got to be the most beautiful planet she's ever laid eyes on. She needs to explore.

Samus hopped off her ship. Sonic followed behind. The two explored around the planet. They were there for 5 hours and they still weren't close to exploring the whole thing. This planet is bigger than Earth. If Sonic wasn't afraid of his boss, he would also be happy exploring this place. Luckily the two haven't run into Kirby yet. Yeah, this planet is big. What are the odds of running into her anyway?

?: "Well Howdy, there folks."

The two turned around to see Metaknight. What is he doing here? This is his home planet. It makes sense, but what're the chances?!

Samus: "Metaknight?!"
Metaknight: "Yes! Whatcha guys doin' here?"

Samus: "We found this planet randomly."

Metaknight: "This is my home planet. Would you guys like a tour?"
Sonic: "No we should-

Samus: "Yes!"

Metaknight: "Well c'mon follow me!"

Samus was hyped. She didn't realize that Metaknight was acting weird and completely naked. The entire time the blueberry tart knight was giving them a tour, Sonic was on edge. He saw what Mario did to him. He knows that there's a parasite inside of Metaknight. It was awkward seeing him again. He wished he was back home. He never should've gone to space with Samus. Although regretting it now won't do any good. He did have a good time with her before all this. This space date has opened his eyes. He now has feelings for Samus, which helps Mario out a lot. Now he won't have to pretend, but Metaknight over here is ruining the moment.

After 10 more hours of being on this planet, Sonic has had enough.

Sonic: "Samus, can I go home now?"

Samus: "What, already?!"

Sonic: "Yeah, I'm tired."

Metaknight: "Well that's ok. You guys can sleep at my place."

Sonic: "No, please I want to go back to my room."
Metaknight: "Aww what's the fun in that?"
Samus: "Sonic is right, we should head back."

Metaknight: "Well um, before you go, I have a request."

Sonic: "Come on, man."
Metaknight: "I did give you guys a free tour."
Samus: "That's true. Ok what is your request?"

Metaknight: "An old friend took my ship."
Samus: "The Halberd?"
Metaknight: "Yeah! He doesn't know how it works. He's lost in space and I do want my ship back. Can you guys help me find it?"

Sonic: "What! How long is it going to take?"
Samus: "Sonic, not cool. Yes, Metaknight I will help you find your ship."

The three of them climb inside Samus's ship. The ship sped off into space. She tracked down the coordinates. She is a bounty hunter after all. Tracking down a ship is nothing to her. The halberd was giving off signals, which made it easier for her.

Samus: "The ship is not that far. It won't take long."
Sonic: "Oh thank god."
Samus: "Sonic, knock it off."

Sonic: "Sorry, I'm tired."
Samus: "I get that, but stop being a dick."

Metaknight: "Oh hey, don't worry about it. The blue cat is sleepy. I get cranky too when I'm tired."

Sonic: "Blue cat? I'm a hedge-

Metaknight: "There! I see it!"

The three looked out the window to see the Halberd. It was moving so slow. Samus was able to steer her ship and dock it on the halberd easily. They then followed Metaknight inside his ship and into the control room. They saw Little Mac on the pilot chair. He was out.

Samus: "Little Mac?!"

Samus ran up to him and shook him awake. The boxer was weak. However, he managed to wake up. He started crying when he saw Samus. He gave her a big tight hug.

Little Mac: "H-how did you find me?"

Samus: "Metaknight helped."
Little Mac: "Metaknight?"

Little Mac took his eyes off Samus and scanned the area. He spotted Sonic and Metaknight. That traitor! That's not the real Metaknight. These two are in trouble. He has to warn them.

Little Mac: "That's not Metaknight! He's an imposter!"

Sonic: "What?"

Sonic bit his lip. How does he know? Well now that Sonic thinks about it, it's a bit obvious. This Metaknight acted nothing like the original. Little Mac may be dumb, but he was able to catch on. This means he needs to warn Mario about Metaknight's behavior. People will figure it out quickly and then their cover will be ruined.

Samus: "Little Mac, what're you talking about?"

Little Mac: "He tried to kill me!"

Metaknight: "I have no idea what he's talking about."
Samus: "Little Mac, did you hit your head?"
Little Mac: "He killed his henchmen!"

Metaknight: "What proof do you have?"

Little Mac: "Look around you! There's blood everywhere. Look at their corpses."

Samus: "They seem like enemies to me."

Little Mac: "No! You gotta listen to me! He's not the real Metaknight."
Samus: "It's ok, dear. We'll take you back home. You've been through a lot."

Little Mac: "No! NO! YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT!"

Metaknight: "Hush there Little Mac, we'll get you back safe and sound."

Little Mac scrambled out of Samus's grip. He charged after Metaknight. He jumped up and tried landing a punch on Metaknight, but the bat dodged. Samus took out her whip and tied Little Mac up.

Samus: "What's gotten into you!"
Metaknight: "He's crazy!"

Little Mac: "SAMUS! LET ME GO! HE'S DECEIVING BOTH OF YOU!"

Samus: "Little Mac…"

…

The original Metaknight was watched as he sliced Sword and Blade into many pieces. He couldn't do anything but watch. He was crying on the inside. His two bravest and most loyal allies were gone by his own hands. He truly is living inside a nightmare.

There was nothing Metaknight could do. He couldn't control his body. He couldn't use his mouth to speak. All he could do was watch. He was nothing but a passenger tied up in the backseat.

However, Little Mac gave him hope. The boxer finally figured it out. He watched as Little Mac used every ounce of his strength to defeat him. If only Metaknight could tell him how proud he really is. This boxer was his hero. He has defeated the fake Metaknight and despite feeling all the pain, he was happy to be defeated. Little Mac was glad when Little Mac took the ship and ran. Unfortunately Metaknight knew that the boxer didn't know how to control the ship. Poor Little Mac, he's going to die out there. Once again, Metaknight felt dread. He wanted to fly up into space and catch up with the boxer, but the parasite had other plans. The parasite forced Metaknight to go to a pond and start fishing. He's never felt so hopeless in his entire life. Little Mac is dying out there, meanwhile here he is, fishing for fun.

Fortunately Samus and Sonic arrived. Then he remembered that this is not the real Sonic. It's the clone. Everytime he had hope, there was always a problem. At least Samus took him on her ship and they found Little Mac. However, he's being gaslit. No one believes Little Mac. Metaknight has no idea what the parasite is going to do once he gets back to smash. He wished he could take control of his body again. He wants to warn everyone about Mario. Mario… That evil bastard! If he ever gets out of this, he'll strike him down for everything that he's done.

…

Everyone was shocked once Captain Falcon went to the stand. He came out of nowhere and yet here he is to save Link's ass. Link had lost all hope, but here is the bounty hunter who has nothing to do with bounty hunting on the stand looking glorious as ever.

Captain Falcon: "Yes it is I, Captain Douglas Falcon, and I can say as a witness that Kirby did indeed turn into a hot chick."

Zelda: "This is kangaroo court!"

Captain Falcon: "Fuck off, dumb bitch who definitely doesn't have amnesia."

The crowd started to murmur. Could it be that Link is right and that the imposter that they all thought was dangerous is actually Kirby?! No this can't be! It doesn't make any sense.

Olimar: "Order! Order! Order! Calm down, bitches."

Zelda: It's not true! I have no idea what he's talking about."
Bowser: "Holy shit this court is cracked!"

Kazuya: "There we have it, folks. Captain motherfuckin' Falcon, the man himself, was a witness during the party. This means that Link wasn't lying about the whole Kirby shit."

Link: "Exactly!"

Bowser: "What does this have to do with the trial?! Also just because another dude agrees with Link doesn't mean that it's true."
Zelda: "It's not! Link stabbed me. I wasn't able to react in time because I trusted him. I trust this man with my life."

Link: "Lies!"

Zelda: "I'm telling the truth."
Kazuya: "Isn't it funny that this woman miraculously got amnesia? I mean let's break it down. If she is a psycho like Link is claiming, it makes sense that she would suddenly have amnesia. She knows about the factory reset. It's obvious that she's doing this on purpose to keep the fairy boy."

Zelda: "I don't know about that."

Kazuya: "Really? Let's bring in another witness. Doc if you may."

The doctor that carried Zelda's wheelchair from before showed up to the stand. Zelda's eyes widened in shock. This can't be!

Kazuya: "Tell us, did you ever tell Zelda about the factory reset punishment?"

Bowser: "Objection! Irrelevant to the case."
Kazuya: "Objection my ass."

Olimar: "Nah Bowser sit down."

Bowser: "But-

Olimar: "Sit yo ass down."

Kazuya: "Proceed, doc."
Doctor: "Yes I did tell Zelda when she woke up from her coma."
Zelda: "Lies!"

Kazuya: "Do you have any witnesses that could help your case?"

Zelda: "N-no."
Kazuya: "Then shut up."
Doctor: "Yeah I told her. Then she claimed she had amnesia. It's common to have it after a coma."
Zelda: "See! I do have amnesia."

Doctor: "But also, she seemed to claim she had it after I told her about the factory reset."

Zelda: "That was a coincidence."

Link: "She's lying."
Kazuya: "There you have it, Jury. She's obviously lying because she wants to keep Link."

Bowser: "Jury, do you really think that Zelda would be lying about this? She has the triforce of wisdom. She can't lie. She has no reason to think about it. It was Link's sword that was the murder weapon."

Kazuya: "She stabbed herself because she wanted to keep Link. She knew he was going to save her. She had no reason to be scared when stabbing herself."

Bowser: "That's unlikely. Smashers can still die after the big tournament ends."

Kazuya: "But she knew Link would save her."

Bowser: "As if!"

Kazuya: "That's what heroes do."

That last sentence stuck with the jury.

Olimar: "Alright Jury it looks like we came to a conclusion. Now choose! Is Link guilty or nah?"

The jury huddled into a circle and began discussing. After about 10 minutes of bickering and arguing, the jury finally sat back down. It's time.

Olimar: "Have you decided?"

Jury: "We have your honor."

Olimar: "Let us hear it!"

Jury: "We have decided that Link is…"

A moment of silence fell upon the court. The suspense was killing the crowd. What's going to happen? Is Link safe or is the crazy story of Kirby being a chick going to be his downfall?

Jury: "Link is…"