The Loud House: Revamped

by Jamesdean5842

This is my own version of the Loud House where I move to Royal Woods, Michigan. When I move to Michigan and Meet the Loud Kids, The Entirety of the Universe will change forever. Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. The Universe now has a bunch of new Champions. Self Insert OC story. Crossovers with other shows later on. Mixed genres. Multi-crossover. Harem later on.

2301. RACE AROUND KYLMYYS

The Coldest Race is on Kylmyys

WIP

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Walking through Tokyo in the world of Highschool of the Dead which was under intense reconstruction was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Wataru's team with Blade, Elizabeth Draculana, Emma Vampirella, Sarah Dullahan and Mary Adelberte as well as Robot Devil, Hamhock, Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman), Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi, Universe 666 Freddy Krueger and Santánico Pandemonium and we were there for a great rescue and also to reunite Rei and friends with their parents.

Me: Wow! The antivirus worked perfectly. Everyone is back to normal.

Xenia: And is all completely cured.

Rei Miyamoto: Like the apocalypse never happened.

Camie: Boy no kidding.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: Boy the world is now back to what it was before all hell broke loose.

Saya Takagi: I know. It's great seeing everything back to normal.

Wataru: No kidding.

Nico: Wataru, I want to thank you, Robot Devil, and your teams for coming

Wataru: No problem Nico. This will be cool.

Me: It sure will.

Blade: As long as we get to kill some motherfucking asshole vampire scum.

Qin: I agree.

Natasha Hernandez: I'm ready for it.

Nico: Blade, you're first Marvel hero J.D. and the rest met

Blade: That's right.

Lucy Loud: I met Blade and helped him take down Deacon Frost.

Qin: That is cool.

Me: And Blade is someone you do NOT want to fuck around with!

Nico: That is for sure!

Blade: Yeah.

Rei Miyamoto: You got that right.

Nico: It's fitting since Lucy is a vampire too

Lucy Loud: That is true.

Qin: Yeah.

Blade: It sure is.

Me: Yeah. WHEW! Man what a brutal battle yesterday.

Nico: No shit! That was intense that we faced Jimmy Martinez.

Me: That was one Scrooge we can kill.

Blade: That version of Santa really was badass.

Me: No kidding. Really kicked some butt.

Lola: Yeah no kidding!

Saya Takagi: That was cool! And the neat part was that he was a viking from back 1,000 years ago.

Me: Yeah no kidding!

Lincoln: That was awesome!

Blade: Let's not forget what also happened.

Me: I know! Nico your friend Stella is one helluva chocolate fiend!

Nico: UCH! SHE GOES CUCKOO CRAZY FOR IT!

Wataru: I got to admit though Nico, Stella loves chocolate just as you do!

Nico: (LAUGHS) She loves chocolate 100 times more than me! But that is amazing that she loves chocolate that much!

Me: Boy no shit!

Blade: She's insane. But the good kind. She should be in the Masters of Evil

Me: That's just what I was thinking.

Lola: She's in every way like Mac is whenever he eats sugar.

Camie: No kidding! Man that is amazing.

Lily: And what's funny is that she is in every way a land version of Tom the Chocolate Fish. Now we have 2 chocolate loving fiends there.

Lola: Yeah we sure do!

Qin: Boy no kidding!

Miku Yuuki: It feels good to be home here.

Me: I know. And no zombies anywhere

Nico: I remember when I led the mission here.

May: That was so awesome.

Me: Back then all of hell broke loose and this entire city went to hell very fast.

Eli: No kidding.

Camie: I don't know what's worse. Vampires or zombies.

Me: Zombies bar none because they spread fast like the plague.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: Yeah that was awful.

Nico: You think your parents are here?

Saya Takagi: They are going to be at my house. I got a text from mom and dad saying that our parents are gonna be there.

Shizuka Marikawa: That's awesome.

Saeko: It sure is.

Me: Nice.

We arrived at Saya's house.

Saya Takagi: Home.

We saw Rei, Saya, Saeko, Shizuka and Miku's parents.

Yuriko: Saya!

Kiriko: Oh Rei!

Master Busujima: Saeko!

They went and hugged their parents!

Nico: I'm happy for you girls.

Lincoln: Me too.

Yuriko: Thank you all so much for curing everyone.

Me: You're welcome Mrs. Takagi.

Lisa Loud: It was us finding Patient Zero and synthesizing the antivirus.

Me: It was a white lab rat that was the true carrier of the virus that Shido made.

Yuriko: Oh my.

Souichiro Takagi: Nico. Good to see you again

Nico: You too Souichiro. Thank goodness you are alright.

Souichiro Takagi: Thanks to you and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Qin: That was a really brutal adventure. But Nico did an amazing job back then.

Me: He sure did.

Souichiro Takagi: I see two new Red Rangers are with you

Taro: Yes that's right. I'm Taro Momoi.

Juran: My name is Juran.

Nico: Juran is a member of the Zenkaigers and Taro is the leader of the Donbrothers.

Me: The ranger teams celebrating 45 and 46 years of rangers in Japan.

Juran: But I'm not the leader of the Zenkaigers

Kaito: Nope. That would be me.

Me: Yep.

Kiriko: Oh. Pleasure though.

Kaito: Same here.

Me: We have got quite a story to tell you about what happened when your daughters joined us.

Kiriko: Tell us everything.

Me: Okay this might take a while.

I went over what happened when we first met them during Rai and Sena's adventure to this day and it was awesome.

Souichiro Takagi: You told me all this the first time

Me: Yes but much more has happened since.

Rei Miyamoto: Just recently I adopted Jack and Jill.

Me: Yeah.

Kiriko: Really?

Rei Miyamoto: It's true mom.

Lincoln: Yeah.

We told them what happened and more.

Kiriko: (GASP) That is awful!

Me: Yeah Crookedman did all that. But he's gone for good.

Nico: He killed their parents.

Me: Yeah.

Kiriko: What a monster!

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

NIco: And he tried to ruin Christmas.

Me: Yeah in fact just over the last couple of days we had to battle a few villains out to destroy Christmas.

Laney: Yeah.

Kiri: Horrible!

Aylene C.: What these people are doing to our favorite time of the year is horrible and unforgivable.

Blade: But we DID meet a badass version of Santa.

Qin: We sure did.

Nico: Yeah.

Kiriko: Wow!

Lola: That was awesome.

Nico: Did any of you except Saya's parents get bitten by the zombies?

Kiriko: No we were fighting them left and right.

Tadashi: It was a constant battle.

Me: Thank goodness. Yeah take it from us. We know the brutality and horrors of Zombie Apocalypse Survival.

Lily: It's true. Constant struggle to stay alive.

Camie: Yeah.

Tadashi: But I'm just glad my Rei is safe.

Saeko: We all are very glad to be alive. And we even made an island safehouse.

Me: We found out that they made an island hideout on an uncharted island off the coast of Angola.

Nico: Now, if you want to stay here, you can. Or you can live in Gotham Royal York.

Me: We won't force you.

Tadashi: Actually after everything that happened we all decided to move to Gotham Royal York.

Yuriko: Yeah. So many painful memories here.

Master Busujima: Yes. It's for the best.

Nico: Great. But first, has there been any other suspicious activity here?

Me: Like any of Shido's followers still running around and causing trouble?

Yuriko: So far Shido's followers are in hiding. But I have a feeling they will come for you guys.

Me: We'll be ready for them.

I got up.

Me: And when they come we'll mash them like potatoes. And then...

SPLAT!

Me: Huh?

I stepped in some green sticky slop!

Me: EW! What the!?

Yuriko: Would that count as suspicious?

Me: What is this slop?

Lisa Loud: It appears to be Nasalpharyngeal Mucus; Street name: Snot.

All of us: EW!

We saw trails of it!

Qin: There's trails of it all over!

Lola: Ew, what's with the trails of snot?!

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: we just got word that Billy's hypothetical Akuma has been sighted.

WE GASPED!

Nico: What?! Billy's hypothetical Akuma?!

Me: Who is it?

Lincoln: His name is Snotspewer, according to Gabriel, he's a living pile of snot which is really gross enough, and his even grosser power is to vomit snot. He was made because of Sperg bullying him too much and everyone making a fool of him because he's an absolute idiot.

Me, Nico, and Everyone: GROSS!

Eli: DISGUSTING TO THE INFINITE POWER! GROSS!

Me: YUCK YUCK AND TRIPLE YUCK!

Lincoln: And if that's not worse, he also starts babbling like an idiot just like Billy when he goes on his little rampages.

CLANG!

My jaw dropped and Eli closed it.

Me: Well, he's getting a painful beatdown again!

Syrus: From me, Dark Magician Girl, and Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof. We're going to transform and give that snot-spewing monster a beatdown he'll never forget.

Jaden: Don't forget Lincoln and J.D. are also joining in as well.

Alexis: After everything Billy did in the past because of his stupidity, they should let off steam and beating him down is the best kind of therapy for it.

Me: That's right.

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.

Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.

Lori: And we're ready for that pile of snot.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Snotspewer) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Snotspewer, he's 20 yards away and he's spraying the place with snot!

Me: That stupid big-nosed pile of snot, let's get him and tear him apart!

Lincoln: He's going to wind up a splattered mess all over the place. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!

Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Snotspewer.

Starfire heard a Pokémon cry

Starfire: Look here!

We saw a MEGA GALARIAN MOLTRES!

Me: Whoa a MEGA Galarian Moltres!

Xenia: Cool!

Nico: Whoa that one is cool!

Me: Oh and the poor thing is hurt.

Lola: And covered in snot.

Mega Galarian Moltres: That big nosed mutant slop pile did this to me!

Me: Yuck!

We cleaned and healed it up.

Starfire: That's not all! Look!

We saw a GIGANTAMAX BUTTERFREE!

WE GASPED!

Me: HOLY MACKERAL!

Nico: A Gigantamax Butterfree too!?

Nicole: Wow!

Mega Galarian Moltres: Yeah he was with me.

Nico: Oh man. We'll clean you up too.

Maria: I'll do that.

Gigantamax Butterfree: Thank you.

We cleaned them up and healed them.

Mega Galarian Moltres: Thank you guys.

Gigantamax Butterfree: We feel much better now.

Me: Great! You know you are the first Gigantamax Pokemon we've encountered.

Gigantamax Butterfree: Really? Wow.

Mega Galarian Moltres: Many more of them out there.

We got them all clean and healed.

Me: There.

Nico: Wanna go with us?

Mega Galarian Moltres: Sure.

Gigantamax Butterfree: Yeah this will be cool.

Starfire: Oh Glorious.

Camie: Cool.

Me: Better get my game face on. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Me: (HOWLS)

Nico: Lets keep an eye out.

We were flying and we spotted Snotspewer, and like Lincoln said, he's spraying the place with snot! GROSS!

Lincoln: There's that snot-spewing idiot. Let's give him a painful surprise.

Lincoln fired blasts and streams of water and he also summoned water orbs and threw them and the blasts and streams of water and water orbs hit Snotspewer hard and he shrieked like a girl upon being hit, but when he saw us land, he went mad with anger.

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Me: Sorry, I don't speak idiot!

I fired blasts of water which hit Snotspewer and it made him even angrier.

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Sebastian Mendez: You're just as much of an idiot as the real Billy maybe even worse than him.

Snotspewer: I'LL KILL YOU! (CRAZED BABBLING)

Snotspewer pounced on Sebastian who was unable to react quickly and got the shit beaten out of him and thrown into a lead pipe sticking out and skewered him through the stomach. Sebastian belched out massive tons of blood and blood tears poured from his eyes.

Sebastian Mendez: Heh. You're even more violent than that idiot, and just so you know, what you just did to me has given the team more of a reason to leave you as a messy stain.

Sebastian pulled himself off of the lead pipe, leaving a pool of blood as his wound healed and his clothing repaired itself.

Syrus: We better take care of this snot monster right away.

Me: And fast!

Sperg: Jeez! What an ugly dweeb!

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

HE VOMITED A WAVE OF SNOT AND DRENCHED SPERG ALL OVER!

KRASPLAT!

Me: OH SICK!

Xenia: YUCK!

Gigantamax Butterfree charged at him and fired waves of wind and lasers and blasted him.

Mega Galarian Moltres charged at him and fired waves of black fire and blasted him all over.

I took the fight to Glaren.

Me: Now here's one of my ultimate Surekills! Eli, Domon, Master Asia would love seeing this one! (ECHOING) SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! WOLF MOON SEKIHA TENKYOKEN! 狼月石葉天京軒

(KYOUDAI KASURU YABOU PLAYS)

I FIRED A MASSIVELY POWERFUL BLUE FIRE ENERGY BALL AND IT HIT SNOTSPEWER AND HE TRIED TO HOLD IT BACK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! BUT IT WAS TOO MUCH AND IT EXPLODED!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

THE EXPLOSION WAS SO MASSIVE THAT IT SHOOK THE ENTIRE PLANET!

Nico: UNBELIEVABLE!

Xenia: WHOA! WHAT POWER!

Eli: WHOA! BRO THAT WAS AWESOME!

Domon Kasshu: That was amazing J.D.!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: That was epic!

Me: Thanks.

But Snotspewer was only blown to pieces and he reformed himself.

Me: I knew it wasn't going to be easy.

Boy Lynn turned into Fasttrack

Boy Lynn: FASTTRACK!

ZOOM!

SNOTSPEWER FIRED WAVES OF SNOT AT FASTTRACK! BUT FASTTRACK DODGED HIS BLASTS WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED AND BLASTED SNOTSPEWER ALL OVER!

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: Speed VS Snot and Idiocy.

Fasttrack used the Core Medals for Mammoth, Reverse Flash and Evil Quick Man.

Kid Flash: Lets make this awesome.

Fasttrack: And fast.

Boy Lynn and Kid Flash: SPEEDING BULLET BURST!

They ran and bashed him with incredible force and smashed him down.

Loni turned into Gravattack

Loni: GRAVATTACK!

He fired Gravity Blasts and blasted Snotspewer all over!

Gravattack used the Core Medals for Anti-Wanda, Anti-Juandissimo and Anti-Tooth Fairy.

Gravattack: This is gonna be good!

Galatea Ghidorah: Lets fight Gravity with snot.

Gravattack and Galatea: GRAVITY LIGHTNING SUPERBLAST!

They fired a massive blast of gravity energy and it hit him and Snotspewer exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

But he reformed.

Nico: OH COME ON!

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Then he fired a wave of snot and it drenched Nico!

KRASPLAT!

Nico: OH YUCK!

Lane turned into Bloxx

Lane: BLOXX!

He formed into a huge club and bashed him all over!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Bloxx: Okay you are disgusting!

Bloxx used the Core Medals for Eris, Lego El Diablo and Lego Killer Frost.

Karolina Dean: Boy this guy needs to be thrown out like garbage!

Bloxx: I agree.

He turned into a ray gun!

Bloxx and Karolina Dean: LIGHT MEGA BLOCK RAY!

They fired waves of light energy and the blasts all hit Snotspewer and blasted him all over!

Snotspewer was mad now! HE THREW UP SNOT ALL OVER MAY!

May: OH COME ON!

Leon: You aren't the only vomit head here!

Leon turned into Upchuck!

Leon: UPCHUCK!

He ate some rocks and fired energy blasts and they hit Snotspewer and exploded all over!

Upchuck used the Core Medals for Artie Ziff, Vomiting Frog Prince and Ol Faceful.

Upchuck: NOW THIS is true vomit!

Billy: No one makes me an even worse idiot than I already am!

Upchuck and Billy: VOMITTOSIS MEGA DELUGE!

LOUD GROSS SUPER MEGA VOMIT!

THEY FIRED A MASSIVE BLAST OF VOMIT AND IT HIT SNOTSPEWER AND DRENCHED HIM ALL OVER IN VOMIT AND IT SMELLED HORRIBLE!

Me: OH YUCK!

Xenia: DISGUSTING!

Lexx turned into Heatblast!

Lexx: HEATBLAST!

He fired waves of fire and blasted Snotspewer all over!

Heatblast: Hot enough for you?

He used the Core Medals for 2016 Morbucks, Amoeba Boys and Lava Monster (PPG)

Lava Golem: I'm ready for this clod!

Heatblast and Lava Golem: LAVA INFERNO DRENCHER!

They fired waves of fire and lava and burned Snotspewer all over!

Xenia: NICE!

Lars turned into Blitzwolfer!

Lars: BLITZWOLFER!

He fired a sonic howl blast and blasted him all over.

Blitzwolfer: Lets howl him over!

He used the Core Medals for Raven Branwen, Roman Torchwick and Universe 666 Salem.

Blizzard Wolffang: Lets do it!

Blitzwolfer and Blitzard Wolffang: WOLFFANG ICE STORM BLAST!

They fired waves of ice and energy and blasted him.

Me: Frozen Snotsicle anyone?

Lana: I'll eat one!

Luke turned into Knightflare

Luke: KNIGHTFLARE!

He slashed him all over.

Knightflare: (British Accent) I'm ready for this!

He used the Core Medals for Cavalier, Darkblade and Evil Sword Man.

Varie: Lets make this fun!

Knightflare and Varie: MERMAID SWORD BLADEDANCE!

They fired waves of blades and energy and blasted Snotspewer all over.

Loki turned into Gutrot!

Loki turned into Gutrot!

Loki: GUTROT!

Loki fired an energy blast and blasted Snotspewer!

Snotspewer: (GAGS AND VOMITS) THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE STINKIEST VOMIT BLAST!

Me: Maybe it's because your non-existent brain is as dumb and gross as your akuma form!

Nico: BURN!

SNOTSPEWER GOT ROASTED!

Gutrot: He literally just said that!

Gutrot used the core medals for Stinky Butt, Sir Fartsalot and Sir Stinks A Lot!

Sherman Klump: And this will be a fart battle and snot battle!

Gutrot and Sherman: FART BLAST OF PUTRIDITY!

SUPER MASSIVE FART!

They fired a fart blast and Snotspewer vomited all over the place.

Leif turned into Atomix

Leif: ATOMIX!

Atomix fired an atomic blast and blasted Snotspewer all over.

Atomix: That had to hurt there!

Atomix used the Core Medals for Condiment King, Universe 666 Captain Pollution and Mandark.

Jenny Worthington: Lets make this guy feel pain!

Atomix and Jenny: ATOMIC DEATH RAY BURST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Nico: That that you walking booger!

Levi turned into Terraspin!

Levi: TERRASPIN!

He fired waves of wind and blasted and blew him down.

Terraspin: Time for some pain!

He used the core medals for Professor XXXL, Soccer Mom and Bomb Jamen!

Bomb Man: Lets blow him apart!

Terraspin and Bomb Man: BOMBS OF WIND BLAST!

They fired waves of bombs and wind and blasted him all over the place.

Qin: Take that snotface!

Manaphy fired water blasts

Poliwag fired water blasts.

Horsea fired water blasts.

Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a lightning blast.

Tentacool fired water blasts.

Jirachi fired magic blasts.

They blasted him all over.

Maria fired water at him.

Maria: How do you that snotboy!?

He then babbled crazily and threw up snot and drenched Maria, May and Nico and the Mascots! YUCK!

Maria washed herself off while her eyes were twitching

Me: Now he has done it.

Lola: Yep.

Camie: Uh oh.

Maria fired huge water blasts at him.

Qin: DRENCHVILLE!

Xenia: Yeah!

Lola: YEAH TAKE THAT!

Horsea squirted ink at him and blinded him.

Horsea: That was for drenching us SNOTBREATH!

He was REALLY MAD NOW!

Me: What's wrong vomitspewer? Got nothing to say?

He babbled nonsense.

Nico: Sorry you asked?

Me: Nope. I'm sorry because I don't speak idiot.

BURN!

HE GOT REALLY ENRAGED!

Me: No wonder Blandy hated your guts!

WHOA CRUEL!

He continued to babble nonsense.

Nico simply stared at him before punching him

KRASPLAT!

But physical attacks were useless!

Nico: OKAY I REGRET DOING THAT! But not this!

He fired an energy blast and blasted Snotspewer all over.

Lana froze him.

Me: Anyone wants to transform, now is the time.

Syrus: Lets get him!

Suddenly, Syrus' grey eyes turned neon grey and he was surrounded by a grey and red energy aura with stars, machines, tech, gears, lightning, phoenixes, and angels, and as he approached Snotspewer, he left grey and red energy, stars, machines, tech, gears, lightning, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Syrus: You really are just as much of an idiot as Billy, not to mention even more violent due to what we just saw: violently attacking Sebastian and him getting skewered like that, and just like he said, you're going to wind up as a messy stain before we hand you over to Vypra.

Suddenly, Syrus was surrounded by a massive vortex of grey and red energy, stars, machines, tech, gears, and lightning surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and the Roid Duel Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Snotspewer: the red eyes of judgement.

Nico: Uh oh, now that pile of snot's in huge trouble!

Me: This really is going to get ugly.

Lincoln: That snot monster's going to get it big time.

Then, as the vortex faded, Syrus emerged, but he was changed forever.

Syrus grew to 8'9" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has metal gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs and he now has twelve large red and grey planets orbiting around his legs, he has red and grey highlights in the bangs of his long light blue hair that reached the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon grey eyes and a grey and red energy aura with stars, machines, tech, gears, lightning, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, he has the Roid Duel Monsters emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with grey iris, he has on robot earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Thunder, Tech, Gear, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems embedded in the gold lightning bolt links and grey crystal links and blue robot-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony are the Roid Duel Monsters with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Thunder, Tech, Gear, and Eternity Kanjis for the pendant on his bare chest and he now has fine hair on his forearms, short beard stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his massive pecs and he has on a gold chest harness with aqua blue gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and large gold circular chestplate and a kanji on the back that said, "Syrus Truesdale, Awesome Friend, Boyfriend, and Brother" and white and gold accented choker on his neck. Syrus has on a crimson red version of He Man 2002's loincloth, long white pants with ocean waves on the legs, long white trenchcoat coattails with stars, machines, tech, gears, lightning, phoenixes, and angels on them and on Syrus' wider and more muscular back are the Roid Duel Monsters, a Phoenix, and Angel surrounded by tech and lightning and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing blue lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Syrus felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive light blue angel wings with red tips on the large light blue feathers grew and sprouted out of his back and medium sized light blue angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath his massive light blue angel wings, and he now has eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Syrus has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem with heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his large right ring finger and his Blue Lantern Corps ring on his large left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand and aqua blue fingerless gloves with a robot, Phoenix, and Angel on the back of his hands with gold-armored claws covering his fingers and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Syrus' massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began to merge together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of grey and red energy, stars, machines, tech, gears, lightning, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Syrus Truesdale's Cosmic Eternal Electric Lightning Storm Fury Mechanical Roid Duel Monsters Duelist Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Electric Lightning Storm Fury Mechanical Roid Duel Monsters Duelist Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded red gems and The Roid Duel Monsters etched the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large blue robot heads with red gems for the eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue robot heads with red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a large blue robot head with red gems for eyes and aqua blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the blue robot heads for the pommel. Syrus has on his brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold version of Super Vehicroid - Stealth Union's head with red gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and large gold versions of the Roid Duel Monsters' heads with red gems for eyes and blue gems in their mouths around the belt on his waist, large gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red and blue kanji with bolts of lightning in between the kanji below the Roid Duel Monsters, Phoenix, and Angel said, "Syrus Truesdale, Roid Duel Monsters Duelist of Obelisk Red, Master of The Roid Duel Monsters, Loving Younger Brother of Zane Truesdale, Loving Boyfriend of Dark Magician Girl, Master of Machines and Lightning, Archenemy of Magmoor and Amnael, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Destroyer of The Society of Light, The Shadow Riders, and the Many Dangers from Duel Academy, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Technology, Robots, Gears, Phoenixes, Angels, and The Roid Duel Monsters"

サイラス・トゥルーズデイル、オベリスクレッドのロイドデュエルモンスターズデュエリスト、ロイドデュエルモンスターズのマスター、ゼーン・トゥルーズデイルの愛しい弟、ブラック・マジシャン・ガールの愛する彼氏、機械と雷のマスター、マグムーアとアムナエルの宿敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、光の協会、シャドウライダー、デュエルアカデミーからの多くの危険の破壊者、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアルの怒りのマスターゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、真の不滅の英雄、数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして稲妻、テクノロジー、ロボット、歯車、フェニックス、天使、そしてロイドデュエルモンスターの達人

Syrus Truesdale has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ROID DUEL MONSTERS DUELIST-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELECTRIC LIGHTNING STORM ROID DUEL MONSTERS DUELIST PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELECTRIC LIGHTNING STORM ROID DUEL MONSTERS DUELIST PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELECTRIC LIGHTNING STORM ROID DUEL MONSTERS DUELIST PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!

We were amazed by Syrus' Super Angel-Roid Duel Monsters Duelist-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Dark Magician Girl saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding. But, when Snotspewer saw it, he babbled like an idiot once again and fired another blast of snot at Syrus, but he fired a massive barrage of grey and red energy, stars, machines, tech, gears, lightning, phoenixes, and angels which hit that snot monster and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but boy, was he mad now!

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Syrus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Electric Lightning Storm Roid Duel Monsters Duelist Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Electric Lightning Storm Roid Duel Monsters Duelist Phoenix God Angel Hope) Just like J.D. said, I don't speak braindead idiot.

Jaden: Syrus, that was awesome, you've transformed.

Alexis: And from what we saw from Dark Magician Girl, you've now become a man and you gave that snot monster what for.

Syrus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Electric Lightning Storm Roid Duel Monsters Duelist Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Electric Lightning Storm Roid Duel Monsters Duelist Phoenix God Angel Hope) But, he's not going to give up that easily.

Dark Magician Girl: No, he's not, now it's my turn to transform.

Suddenly, Dark Magician Girl's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a pink and blue energy aura with stars, magic, darkness, dark magic, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Snotspewer, she left pink and blue energy, stars, magic, darkness, dark magic, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Dark Magician Girl: You really are just as much of an idiot as Billy, not to mention even more violent due to what we just saw, and just like what J.D. did to Billy, we're not showing any sort of mercy to the likes of you, we're beating you down and sending you straight to Vypra.

Suddenly, Dark Magician Girl was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and blue energy with stars, magic, darkness, and dark magic surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and Dark Magician Girl flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Snotspewer: the red eyes of judgement.

Nico: Oh boy, now Dark Magician Girl's going to transform as well.

Me: This is so going to be awesome.

Lincoln: That moron's going to get it.

Then, as the vortex faded, Dark Magician Girl emerged, but she was changed forever.

Dark Magician Girl grew from 6'0" to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink and blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a pink and blue energy aura with stars, magic, darkness, dark magic, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Dark Magician Girl surrounded by a Magician's Circle emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink gems in the gold crescent moon links and blue crystal links and pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Dark Magician Girl with pink gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck. Dark Magician Girl has on her signature outfit and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, magic, darkness, dark magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Dark Magician Girl surrounded by magic and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Dark Magician Girl felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blonde angel wings with pink and blue tips on the large blonde feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized blonde angel wings with pink and blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blonde angel wings, and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with pink tips and blue markings, Dark Magician Girl has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and blue fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.

Suddenly, Dark Magician Girl's staff and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink and blue energy, stars, magic, darkness, dark magic, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Dark Magician Girl's Cosmic Eternal Dark Magic Celestial Arcane Storm Dark Magician Phoenix God Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Dark Magic Celestial Arcane Storm Dark Magician Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand new Mage's Staff measuring at 8'7" in length with a massive pink orb mounted on four large gold phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and large blue orb surrounded by a gold ring and gold dragon coiled around one end of the long midnight black handle and on the other end are four small gold phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes on top of a large gold ring and on the bottom of the gold ring is a large gold crescent with pink gem on it for the pommel, Dark Magician Girl has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and blue gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with crescent moons in between the kanji below Dark Magician Girl that said, "Dark Magician Girl, Duel Monster Spellcaster of The Dark Magician Archetype, Teacher of The Dark Magician Girl Apprentices, Dear Friend of Dark Magician, Friend of Yugi Muto, Loving Girlfriend of Syrus Truesdale, Powerful Master of Dark Magic, Defender of The Duel Monsters Spirit World, Archenemy of Dimitri The King of Copycats, The Crud, and Amnael, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Dark Magic, Darkness, Stars, Magic, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ダーク・マジシャン・ガール、ブラック・マジシャン・アーキタイプのデュエルモンスター・スペルキャスター、ブラック・マジシャン・ガール見習いの教師、ブラック・マジシャンの親愛なる友人、武藤遊戯の友人、サイラス・トゥルーズデイルの愛するガールフレンド、強力なブラック・マジック・マスター、デュエルモンスターズ・スピリットの守護者世界、ディミトリの大敵、コピーキャットの王、ザ・クルード、そしてアムナエル、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙へ、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、真の不滅の英雄、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして黒魔術、闇、星、魔法、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Dark Magician Girl has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DARK MAGICIAN GIRL-DUEL MONSTER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELESTIAL ARCANE DARK MAGIC MASTER DARK MAGICIAN GIRL DUEL MONSTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELESTIAL ARCANE DARK MAGIC MASTER DARK MAGICIAN GIRL DUEL MONSTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELESTIAL ARCANE DARK MAGIC MASTER DARK MAGICIAN GIRL DUEL MONSTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Dark Magician Girl's Super Angel-Dark Magician Girl-Duel Monster-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Snotspewer saw it, he fired more snot, this time at her, but Dark Magician Girl fired a massive vortex of pink and blue energy, stars, magic, darkness, dark magic, phoenixes, and angels which hit that snot monster and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but boy, was he mad now!

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Dark Magician Girl: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celestial Arcane Dark Magic Master Dark Magician Girl Duel Monster Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celestial Arcane Dark Magic Master Dark Magician Girl Duel Monster Phoenix God Angel Love) Sheesh, you sure are Billy's hypothetical Akumatized form: insanely stupid and babbling like a crazed lunatic. But, you won't be a problem any longer.

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof: That's right, now it's my turn to join in, so we can finally take you down.

Suddenly, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof's dark blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by an orange and teal blue energy aura with stars, magic, earth, Viking runes, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her sword, and as she approached Snotspewer, she left orange and teal blue energy, stars, magic, earth, Viking runes, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof: You've gone and caused more than enough trouble for every last innocent person here, snot monster, now we're going to send you over to Vypra but not before we smash you into the ground and knock you unconscious.

Suddenly, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and teal blue energy with stars, magic, earth, and Viking runes surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, angels, and Rockhoof flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Snotspewer: the red eyes of judgement.

Me: Now, that snot monster's really going to get smashed into the dirt. This is gonna get messy.

Lincoln: You mean messier, just look at the mess he's already caused. Disgusting.

Nico: We're so going to be needing a bath after we take care of this snot monster.

Then, as the vortex faded, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof emerged, but she was changed forever.

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large orange and teal blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has teal blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon dark blue eyes and an orange and teal blue energy aura with stars, magic, earth, Viking runes, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Rockhoof emblazoned on her forehead and her tiara with his cutie mark on her forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with orange jewels for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Earth, Strength, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has Rockhoof with orange jewels for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Earth, Strength, and Eternity Kanjis in his hooves on the bottom of her orange Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with teal blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof has on an orange short-sleeved midriff blouse with white fur collar and white fur trim on the sleeves, teal blue sleeveless crop top, teal blue skirt with Rockhoof's cutie mark on it, orange pants, teal blue stockings, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, earth, Viking runes, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Rockhoof surrounded by Viking runes and a phoenix and angel and surrounded by earth and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding an orange gem with neon glowing teal blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with teal blue tips on the orange feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized orange angel wings with teal blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive orange angel wings and Rockhoof's tail also grew larger and longer. Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof's sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and teal blue energy, stars, magic, earth, Viking runes, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Courageous Strength Rockhoof Legacy Viking Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Courageous Strength Rockhoof Legacy Viking Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded teal blue gems and Rockhoof and Viking runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads with teal blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large orange gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of The Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with teal blue gems for eyes and orange gems in its mouths, and large gold Alicorn head with teal blue gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Rockhoof's head with orange gems for eyes and teal blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with Viking Runes in between the kanji below Rockhoof that said, "Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof, Embodiment, Gene-Slammer and Legacy of Rockhoof, Mighty Powerful Warrior of Viking Descent, Powerful and Strong Force of Courage and Strength, Powerful and Brave Warrior With The Strength of 100,000 Men, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Queen Opaline Arcana and The Doomsday 23, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Mimicry, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Magic, Viking Runes, Strength, Earth, Courage, Bravery, Alicorns, Phoenixes, and Angels"

シボーン・エリクソン・ロックフーフ、具現化、遺伝子スラマーとロックフーフの遺産、バイキングの血を引く強力な戦士、勇気と強さの強力で強力な力、10万人の力を持つ強力で勇敢な戦士、善の強力な力、悪のスラッシャー皆さん、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、リンカーン・ラウドの愛すべき未来の妻、クイーン・オパリン・アルカナと終末23の破壊者、友情テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、擬態の大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして殺戮者邪悪で、錯乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして魔法の達人、バイキングのルーン文字、強さ、大地、勇気、勇気、アリコーン、フェニックス、そして天使

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ROCKHOOF LEGACY EMBODIMENT-ALICORN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SEISMIC EARTH VIKING WARRIOR STRENGTH COURAGEOUS BRAVE ROCKHOOF LEGACY EMBODIMENT ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SEISMIC EARTH VIKING WARRIOR STRENGTH COURAGEOUS BRAVE ROCKHOOF LEGACY EMBODIMENT ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SEISMIC EARTH VIKING WARRIOR STRENGTH COURAGEOUS BRAVE ROCKHOOF LEGACY EMBODIMENT ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof's Super Angel-Rockhoof Legacy Embodiment-Alicorn-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Snotspewer saw it, he went mad and fired another wave of snot this time at her, but Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof fired a massive barrage of orange and teal blue energy, stars, magic, earth, Viking runes, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit that snot monster and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but boy, was he mad now!

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Seismic Earth Viking Warrior Strength Courageous Brave Rockhoof Legacy Embodiment Alicorn Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Seismic Earth Viking Warrior Strength Courageous Brave Rockhoof Legacy Embodiment Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, you insane babbling idiot, hope you're ready to be smashed into a messy pulp.

Lincoln: There's no way you're getting out of this alive, you pile of snot, time for you to get another beating.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After all the trouble Billy's caused us in the past because of his stupidity, I really need to blow off tons of serious steam and since you're here, I'm gonna enjoy beating you into a messy stain.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Save some for me, Lincoln, I also need to blow off serious steam after all the trouble Billy caused us in the past because of his stupidity as well, let's get him!

Lincoln, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof, and I went after Snotspewer, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and grey energy, pink and blue energy, orange and teal blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Snotspewer, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Snotspewer even more mad.

Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, lightning, earth, and planets at Snotspewer, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.

Snotspewer: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Oh, shut up already, you babbling big-nosed idiot.

Lincoln slammed his left fist into the ground and sent a wave of earth right at Snotspewer as it smashed into him and he was sent flying into a portal that led to The Masters of Evil that Lincoln opened up. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Syrus Truesdale's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, twelve large red and grey planets orbiting around his legs, smaller planets orbiting around his fingers, and massive light blue angel wings and medium sized light blue angel wings underneath are permanent, and Dark Magician Girl's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large pink and blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive blonde angel wings and medium sized blonde angel wings underneath are permanent, and Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, longer and larger Rockhoof's tail, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange and teal blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive orange angel wings and medium sized orange angel wings underneath are permanent.

Nico: Take that, you big-nosed snot spewer!

Me: Hope Vypra puts you through Hell!

Lincoln: Oh, she's going to do more than that to him.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed as the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window. Suddenly, we saw that our old foe, Gigawatt, has been freed from his prison at Phoenix Park and he regained his power and strength and he also had a Dark Orb embedded in him. Then, we saw the two bastards responsible for it: it was Flip and Icky Vicky and if that wasn't bad enough, they flipped the bird at Nico, May, and his harem and even though it was a one-way viewing window, we heard them say to Nico, May, and his harem "Go to Hell and eat shit!"

The viewing window closed, but Nico, May, and his harem turned bright red with pure anger! AND THEN!

TRAIN WHISTLES!

TONS OF STEAM BLEW OUT OF NICO, MAY, AND HIS HAREM'S EARS! NOW, THEY WERE PISSED OFF!

Nico: THAT MISERABLE, GARBAGE EATING, SMELLY, DUMPSTER DIVING, THREE-BUTT CHEEKED MUTATED PILE OF HAIRY FLAB!

May: THAT MISERABLE, FIRE BREATHING, FLAT-CHESTED, ANGRY, RAGE CRAZY, EVIL, PSYCHOPATHIC, BUBBLE BUTT SHE DEMON FROM HELL!

Me: I'm gonna kill that miserable goddamn mutant and that bubble butt she demon!

Lincoln telepathically fired rainbow energy chains that tied Flip and Icky Vicky up and sent them back to their prisons at Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: That'll keep them there until we finally go after them when the time comes. But, first, we've got to take down Gigawatt and after I drain him, we're sending him to Vypra after I tear the Dark Orb off him and destroy it.

Eli: There's no telling what he can do now that he has a Dark Orb embedded in him.

Me: I know, we've got to be ready for that.

Maria: If anyone's still covered in snot, I'll wash you off.

Maria washed all of us off instead.

Me: Thanks Maria. I needed that.

I got down on all fours and shook like a hound dog.

Nico: That's funny.

Me: Sorry.

Nico: Nice job, Gigantamax Butterfree! And you too Mega Galarian Moltres.

Gigantamax Butterfree: Thanks Nico.

Mega Galarian Moltres: That was fun!

Poromon: Want some beer?

Gigantamax Butterfree: No thank you. I drink root beer.

Mega Galarian Moltres: Cream soda for me.

Nico: Ooh nice.

Poromon: Okay then.

Poliwag did puppy eyes.

Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?

Nico: Poliwag that's enough.

Eddy: Manaphy, does the thought of Poromon as a Werewolf still scare you?

Manaphy: Nope. Believe it or not. I'm all cured!

Eddy then showed her the picture of Poromon as a werewolf and then she didn't react to it.

Manaphy: I'm not scared of that anymore. Not at all.

WE CHEERED FOR HER!

Nico: Way to go!

May: YEAH! Awesome!

Horsea: Huh. That was a day earlier then how long it took for me.

Ino: Manaphy really did great though.

Me: She sure did. Well done Ino.

Ino: Thanks.

Eddy: Here you go Manaphy.

Eddy gave her a jawbreaker!

Manaphy: JAWBREAKERS!

She put it in her mouth and slurped on it!

May: What flavor is it?

Manaphy: (SLURPS) Cotton candy! So yummy!

Qin: Awesome!

Eddy: And one for Poromon too.

Poromon: Thanks Eddy!

He put it in his mouth and slurped it.

Poliwag: Wait. Poromon wasn't the one traumatized. Manaphy was.

Eddy: I know but it wouldn't be a good celebration without Poromon having one too. He is Manaphy's boyfriend after all.

Horsea: That makes sense.

Poliwag: Well, where's MY Jawbreaker then?

Eddy: Now now.

He gave him and Horsea one too.

Nico: Okay okay guys.

Miku Yuuki: That was an epic battle though.

May: I can't believe that Billy would turn into that! And Billy?

Billy: Yes?

KRABLAM!

May bashed him right on his head with a club made of ice and bashed his head in!

Billy: (Dazed) Oh Grim you made me so stupid and happy. (FAINTS)

May: Are the flavors ALL cotten candy?

Eddy: No there's other flavors I got.

Me: The Ed's likes the cotton candy ones the best.

Eddy: Yeah and we're going to give them other flavors later on.

Me: We have a massive vault FULL of jawbreakers.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: I know. But May why did you smash Billy's head in like that?

May: Because we were covered in snot!

Me: From his Akuma form. But not him.

May: True. But it was also for all the STUPID SHENANIGANS HE DID!

Billy spat out blood and teeth and his nose fell off!

But then...

BLANG BLAM SMASH! WHAM BASH! WHOMP!

SHE BASHED HIM 6 MORE TIMES WITH THE CLUB!

Nico held her back!

Nico: MAY STOP!

May: Okay. I'm good. Next time it won't be a club. IT'LL BE ME BREAKING EVERY SINGLE BONE IN HIS BODY AND MAKING SURE HE CAN NEVER WALK OR MOVE AGAIN! AND THEN I'LL LEAVE HIM FOR DEAD IN THE MINE WE BURIED MINDY IN!

Nico: MAY CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!

May: Whew.

Camie: Billy must've really done a lot to piss you guys off?

Me: Don't fucking remind us.

Qin: Yeah.

Billy was a REALLY MANGLED MESS!

Nico: I think he gets the point now.

May: Sorry. Just really hated that.

Me: I don't blame you.

Varie healed him up.

Meowth: GEEZ! May really bashed his brains out.

Me: No shit! If he has any brains.

Manaphy was enjoying her Jawbreaker.

Manaphy: Yummy.

Me: That was a cool battle though.

Nico: It was SNOT a problem!

WE LAUGHED!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Nico!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Nico: Seriously, it wasn't a problem.

Me: Yeah. That was still a good one though.

Misty Tredwell: It sure was.

Carly Atlas: Yeah that was funny.

Xenia: Yeah it sure was.

Ash: Misty and Brock (Ominous voice) You know what was not a problem for me?

Misty: Huh?

Ash: This! (ROARS LIKE THE THING)

HE SCARED THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MISTY AND BROCK WITH A SCARY AND GROTESQUE PALMER-THING MASK ON!

MISTY AND BROCK SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL! Wait.

I pulled the mask off.

Me: This is one of the masks I made. Where did you find this?

Ash: Oh you dropped it and I thought it would be cool to scare people with.

Poliwag: It clearly worked!

Misty: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!?

Brock: YOU WILL REGRET THAT!

Then Misty and Brock jumped him and pulverized his brains out and me and Nico grabbed them both.

Me: Okay guys break it up!

Nico: That's enough! Ash was just being silly.

Horsea: That was scary!

Ash: Sorry.

Me: Okay guys knock it off! Also I was gonna use this mask for one of my halloween props but I lost it. Thanks Ash for finding it for me.

Ash: No problem.

Pikachu: Pika.

Nico: Yeah.

Camie: But that was still funny.

Me: Yep. Now for the next part of our business.

Nico: The Anothers.

Me: Yep.

Eli: Lets see. (CONCENTRATES) WHOA! We got Another Robot Devil, Hamhock, Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman), Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi, Universe 666 Freddy Krueger and Santánico Pandemonium.

Me: WHOA! This will be cool!

Lola: Cool!

Nico: Who's up?

Me: Wataru, Blade, Elizabeth Draculana, Emma Vampirella, Sarah Dullahan and Mary Adelberte.

Nico: Nice.

Eli: And I sense that the anothers minus Robot Devil are 1 person.

Qin: Cool!

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Hamhock, Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman), Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi, Universe 666 Freddy Krueger and Santánico Pandemonium!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: This is gonna be good!

Another Hamhock: (In a girls voice) It sure will be fun.

Nico: (GASP) Lina Lynx!? Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with red and orange hair and had blue eyes and had fire angel wings and had orange clothes and had Lynxmon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had the Crest of Courage on her arm and she had a fire sword.

Lina Lynx: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Me: The Lynxmon Gene-slammer right?

Lina Lynx: That's right. Gatomon using the Digi-Egg of Courage.

Me: That is cool!

Xenia: Wow!

Gatomon: Wow! No kidding! That is awesome!

Nico: It sure is!

Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another Robot Devil friendly or hostile?

Lina Lynx: Friendly and she is a powerful and awesome one.

Me: Nice!

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and the anothers were separated.

Me: Action time!

We blasted the Anothers all over!

Blade: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

He activated an ULTRAVIOLET FLASHBANG GRENADE!

Then it went off and released a massive flash of ultraviolet light and incinerated Universe 666 Dracula in an instant! All that was left of him was a charred skull!

HE WAS TOAST!

Another Santánico Pandemonium: (Demonic Voice) Welcome to slavery.

Me: No thanks! I already got a bunch of loving wives!

I fired a wave of energy and blasted her and destroyed her.

Jungle Fury Rangers: CLAW CANNON! POWERED BY ANIMAL SPIRITS!

R.J.: WOLF BEAM!

Dominic: RHINO SHOOTER!

Nico: FIRE!

The Rangers and Emma Vampirella fired waves of energy and blasted Another Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi you have failed this world!

We blasted the rest of the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!

Me: OH YEAH!

Nico: And now, we wait.

Emma Vampirella: That was cool though.

Then a black light appeared on Emma's finger and it revealed AN ORCA WHALE SPIRIT RING!

Emma Vampirella: (GASP) My own spirit animal ring!

Isabel: The Orca is perfect for you Emma. They symbol of healing. With this totem in your life, you'll learn to enjoy things to the full. The killer whale reminds you that you only have one life, and helps you live it to the fullest. They also symbolize family, romance, longevity, harmony, travel, community and protection.

Emma Vampirella: Wow that is awesome!

Nico: It sure is.

Then a purple light came and landed in Emma's hand and it was the Animal Crystal for the Orca Whale Wild Zord!

Emma Vampirella: (GASP) The Orca Whale Wild Zord Crystal!

Lola: Wow! That is cool!

Nico: Yeah it sure is!

She then got her own Crystal Dagger too.

Nico: Nice!

Rice: Poromon, could you and the others join me later?

Poromon: Sure Rice. What for?

Rice: Something special.

Poromon: Okay.

Nico: Cool.

Me: And Nico, Rarity and the girls have something awesome for you, Hoity Toity and Gabriel to see while they are doing that.

Nico: Looking forward to it.

Horsea: I can't wait!

Me: And here we go!

We saw ANOTHER ROBOT DEVIL!

Me: Here we go!

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Me: Yep.

Another Robot Devil: (In a girls voice) And it sure will be awesome.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes, blue dragon angel wings and had a tattoo of a blue dragon on her arm and had a tiara with the symbol of the Seiryu Dopant on it and on her skirt and she had a dragon scythe in her hand.

Me: (GASP) Seiryu Yokohama!

Nico: WHOA! I'm guessing you're the Avatar of the Blue Dragon of the East.

Seiryu Yokohama: That's right and also the Embodiment of the Seiryu Dopant and a master of the Blue Dragon.

Me: Wow! Yep that's right. Also she is a master of the powers of lightning and the sea and the storm. Also she has the powers of dark magic and is a master of robotics.

Robot Devil: Wow! That is just like me too.

Me: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Seiryu Yokohama: No he didn't because he was afraid of my power.

Me: I'm not surprised. Whenever the powers of a god is involved he is afraid of their power.

Nico: Yeah.

Kaito and Zocks: ZENKAIJU ARMOR!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Me: Yeah!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

We did so.

Seiryu Yokohama: I'm ready!

Another Robot Devil: You really think you can take me on!? Who's side are you on?

Me: The side that kicks your twisted fucking metal ass!

Nico: (gets out Robot Devil's Ridewatch) Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

May: (Gets out Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman) Ridewatch) (Transylvanian Accent) I will use your blood to nurture me!

Maria: (Gets out Universe 666 Freddy Krueger) When you die in your dreams you die for real!

Blade: (Gets out Hamhock's ridewatch) This porkchop is hungry for you. Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill.

They used the powers of Robot Devil, Hamhock, Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman), Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi, Universe 666 Freddy Krueger and Santánico Pandemonium and blasted the another all over.

Then Phantom of the Bwahpera, Tankor, Jetstorm (Beast Machines), Obsidian (Beast Machines), Predacon Rhinox, and Mirage (Vehicon) came!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Nice team Phantom!

Phantom of the Bwahpera: (Gibbers) (BURPS)

The Rabbids cheered at this.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) The Rabbids love this group!

Qin: They sure do.

?: Boy no kidding!

Earthrock Trilobyte came!

Me: Whoa Earthrock Trilobyte!

Xenia: Wow!

Earthrock Trilobyte: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.

Nico: Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte! Wow!

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico after all these eons. I got this.

She fired energy blasts and blasted the Another down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

Me: YEAH!

Cambria reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and had a trilobyte symbol in the middle of her forehead and she had a Crescent Moon with a sun birthmark on her neck and she had golden angel wings and golden clothes and had a belt with the symbol of the Cambria Dopant on it and on her skirt and she had a fire sword.

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: That was awesome!

Nico: Yeah it was!

Poromon: YAY!

Qin: Awesome to see you Cambria.

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: Same here Qin.

Me: Wait a sec. Cambria I recognize the symbol of on your neck. That's the symbol of the Nermomia Kingdom.

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: That's right. I'm the Princess of the Nermomia Kingdom of Sardonia.

Me: Wow that is cool!

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: I know and also I've waited all this time to be with Nico.

Me: How long?

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: 530 million years. I'm now immortal. I was kidnapped by evil people and sent back in time to 530 million years ago. Inadvertently I was made immortal and I lived for that long.

All of us: WOW!

Xenia: That's incredible!

Nicole: You were around since the Cambrian Period!? That's amazing!

Lola: I'll say!

Poliwag: You're just as immortal as J.D. is now!

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: Exactly. Like all of you are now.

Me: That is awesome. And you are also the Embodiment of the Cambria Dopant. And that means that you are the master of all things from over the course of 530 million years.

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: Yep.

Me: We'll have to show you around Paleozoic World so we can see this to believe it.

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: Yeah.

Lina Lynx: That will be awesome.

Horsea: You won't regret it.

Me: Yep.

Blade: Do you 2 have any favorite memories of Nico?

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: When me and Nico were in Earth Science on a field trip and we found fossils of Hallucigenia.

Nicole: WOW! That was a lobopodian that lived back over 525 million years ago!

Cambria Cambrian Trilobyte: That's right. It was cool.

Lina Lynx: And my favorite is when me and Nico were at my family's Lynx reserve. We nurse back to health Lynx cats.

Fluttershy: That is a really amazing thing to do.

Me: Wow! We'll have to see what that's like soon.

Poromon: It's a beautiful place.

Me: And Lynx's are awesome cats.

Nico: Yep.

Nico hugged them both.

Nico: I've missed you girls.

Lina Lynx: Same here Nico.

We went back home and got the parents of Rei and the girls settled in.

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After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Blade are heading to Hungary, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls here, but we got bad news: our old enemy, Gigawatt, the Uxitian energy vampire, has returned, to get revenge on us, but he's also not alone: we also found out he's also created an army of energy vampires like himself, so Lincoln's going to have quite a feast as he drains all of them dry and he also drains Gigawatt dry as well.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Hungary, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls here, but we got bad news: our old enemy, Gigawatt, the Uxitian energy vampire, has returned, to get revenge on us, but he's also not alone: he's also created an army of energy vampires like himself.

Nico: The Dark Orb gave him that ability to create energy vampires like himself.

Me: Just like those electric beasts Ultimate Electro was able to create when he had a piece of The Tablet in him.

Lincoln: Yep, and I'm going to have quite a feast as I drain all of them dry and I also drain Gigawatt dry as well.

Wataru: From what Stella told me about him, he's basically an energy sucking vampire that drains electricity from whole cities and other electrical devices.

Lincoln: That's right. But, that's also going to be a problem for him, since I also have that same kind of power.

Suddenly, we saw an energy vampire heading right for us, but Lincoln grabbed it and he sucked out all of its energy and electricity and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger. When Lincoln was done, it was dead in less than a second.

Lincoln: Whoa, this is incredible. Alright, let's get going and find that energy vampire.

We travelled through Hungary, but in the process, we've also found more of Gigawatt's energy vampires who came after us, but Lincoln grabbed them and he sucked out all of their energy and electricity and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger. When Lincoln was done, they were all dead in less than a second.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red headband, crimson red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin and fangs, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, she's dressed in a white frilly short-sleeved shirt, white cravat, necklace with a red gem for the pendant, black pants, midnight black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, red coat and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, bats, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Vampire Duel Monsters and The Vampires of Magic The Gathering, holstered on her back is a massive darkness greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black and purple blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and black pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the sixteen girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Ariana Ardelean Dracula, Avatar of The Vampire Duel Monsters and The Vampires of Magic The Gathering.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: That's right, and I got the girls away from that energy vampire, and when I found out Flip and Icky Vicky were behind it, I want to tear their heads off.

?: You will all pay for what you did to me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

We then saw our target, Gigawatt, heading right for us.

Sylvester: Oh boy, he's mad now!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Yeesh, I knew we made him mad after what we did defeating him years ago, but now, he's even madder than ever! Let's short him out immediately.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Wataru's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Gigawatt, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln grabbed Gigawatt and he then began sucking out and draining Gigawatt dry of all his electricity and all of his powers and he made them his own and he also destroyed The Dark Orb and we gained another massive power boost and our auras protected us from the fragments and they too were destroyed. When Lincoln was done, Gigawatt was completely drained of all of his powers and electricity, and he was then sent to Vypra via a portal Lincoln opened up. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Whew, that was electrifying.

Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's long wild white hair that went down to the bottom of his neck grew a little longer reaching the length of his shoulders and the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair now have phoenix fire ombre streaks.

Me: Whoa! Now, that's really awesome!

Nico: That's really incredible. Lincoln, your hair not only grew longer reaching the length of your shoulders, but the back part of your hair and the front strands of your hair now have phoenix fire ombre streaks.

Lincoln: Heh, that's really incredible. This happened due to me draining Gigawatt, and he'll be in for quite the discipline from Vypra. (To Ariana Ardelean Dracula) And it's so good to see you again, Ariana.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you and Ramona again, Adriana.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) You too, Ariana.

Suddenly, Ariana Ardelean Dracula wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and then all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Ariana Ardelean Dracula was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

We snickered.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.

Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Ariana Ardelean Dracula's waist and hugged her, and Ariana Ardelean Dracula is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.

Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.

Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Ariana Ardelean Dracula, Avatar of The Vampire Duel Monsters and The Vampires of Magic The Gathering, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from England and she's a centuries-old immortal and extremely very powerful Vampire Queen from the 15th Century who has immense powers over darkness, blood magic, black magic, dark magic, Satanic Magic, necromancy, the undead, and The Occult, and has immunity from The Sun and the other weaknesses of the vampires. She had earned the moniker, The Nightmare of The Vampires, because throughout the centuries, she's killed a ton of evil vampires who tried to kill her many times only to fail in their many attempts. She's also the older sister of Adriana Ardelean Dracula and Ramona Alucard, and even more shocking: she's the daughter of Vlad Dracula, and she like her two sisters is also a very powerful and skilled Vampire Slayer. She moved to Royal Woods and met Lincoln and when she found out from Lincoln that Adriana turned him into a vampire because of what Lynn did, she knew her sister did the right thing saving his life, and she trained Lincoln even more with honing his vampire powers and abilities, and they've gone out at night to slay any evil vampires that dare to infiltrate Royal Woods. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her, Adriana, and Ramona along with the rest of his harem. She's also really good friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club and like Adriana, she really really really hates Lynn with a very bloody passion because of her attack on Lincoln long ago that led to Adriana feeding Lincoln her blood and transforming him into a vampire.

Nico: Just like what we heard yesterday, that really is scary.

Lincoln: She's definitely that terrifying and powerful, no vampire has been able to fight her, all who do wind up dead at her hands, and she's fed on many of her slain enemies over the centuries.

Me: (GULPS)

Nico: Wow, she's even scarier than Adriana, Ramona, and Elizabetha when she gets mad.

Lincoln: Which is something no one dares to do, and now that you're here, Ariana.

Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Ariana Ardelean Dracula's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Ariana Ardelean Dracula with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ariana Ardelean Dracula.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Ariana Ardelean Dracula's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Marie Delaporte had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls, and when Lincoln saw the sixteen girls, he immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Ayaka Shimizu, Ema Kashiwagi, Mutsuki Shiranui, Kotoha Tsukino, Miki Tsuchiura, and Otoha Kanashige from School Saimin Paradise!, Penny/Ana Castillo, Meowitch, and Delia Amphibiana/The Frog Princess from Enchanted Portals, and Iroha Ezaki, Tsumugi Morinaga, Nagi Sakuma, Scarlet Hershey, Kanon Koike, Estefania Akagi, and Himariko Yamazaki from Sweet Home Maid.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayaka Shimizu, Ema Kashiwagi, Mutsuki Shiranui, Kotoha Tsukino, Miki Tsuchiura, and Otoha Kanashige from School Saimin Paradise!, Penny/Ana Castillo, Meowitch, and Delia Amphibiana/The Frog Princess from Enchanted Portals, and Iroha Ezaki, Tsumugi Morinaga, Nagi Sakuma, Scarlet Hershey, Kanon Koike, Estefania Akagi, and Himariko Yamazaki from Sweet Home Maid.

Nicole: Thank goodness Ariana saved them from that energy vampire, and if I find out Flip and Icky Vicky were the ones who dragged them here to get them killed by Gigawatt, they are so dead.

Lincoln: If that's true, they're done for when we go after them in the future. Are you girls okay?

Ayaka Shimizu: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ayaka Shimizu and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Gigawatt, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Ayaka Shimizu: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Ayaka Shimizu: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, sixteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayaka Shimizu, Ema Kashiwagi, Mutsuki Shiranui, Kotoha Tsukino, Miki Tsuchiura, Otoha Kanashige, Penny/Ana Castillo, Meowitch, Delia Amphibiana/The Frog Princess, Iroha Ezaki, Tsumugi Morinaga, Nagi Sakuma, Scarlet Hershey, Kanon Koike, Estefania Akagi, and Himariko Yamazaki with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old enemy, Gigawatt, and just as we saw on Lincoln's rescue, it was Flip and Icky Vicky who did the deed.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did first by draining the energy vampires Gigawatt had created dry thanks to the Dark Orb embedded in him and then all of us beating him down and Lincoln draining him dry and sending him to Vypra, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Marie Delaporte have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Just like what we saw, that mutant and that bubble butt rage-crazy she-demon were the ones who freed Gigawatt. And you also have a new hairstyle just like J.D., Lincoln.

Lincoln: Looks like I started a trend just like J.D.

Nico: You sure did, and we need to keep a closer eye on Flip and Icky Vicky.

Me: You said it, those two are already starting to lose it, and it's only a matter of time before they do something even more stupid.

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After Lincoln and all of us beat down Gigawatt and he sucked out and drained him dry all of his electricity and powers and sent him to Vypra, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ariana Ardelean Dracula saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ariana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Ariana Ardelean Dracula: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was a man dressed in clothes that only a mobster would wear.

Selene Arcangela: Oh shit. Lincoln, we got trouble, it's Louie.

Lincoln: As in Louie "Cutthroat" Ronson?

Selene Emperyous: What the hell is he doing here?

Eli: You guys know him?

Me: They do, and so do we. Louie "Cutthroat" Ronson is one of the most notorious mobsters in Michigan, he's responsible for a massive enterprise that deals with racketeering, extortion, gambling, and other operations. But, their top business is murder for hire, Flip hired him to kill us, but he's failed numerous times as many of his hitmen wound up getting absorbed by Lincoln.

Lincoln: Now, Ronson's come to finish the job himself. Well, he's about to join his men, let's get that mobster.

We flew out of the World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired waves of rainbow energy and elements that hit the mobster as we landed.

Louie "Cutthroat" Ronson: You damn bastards, you've cost me my men and Flip's already losing his patience over the years.

Lincoln: This was all Flip's fault, he made the big mistake hiring thugs and mobsters like you to try and kill us, Louie. Now, it's high-time for you to join your men.

Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's stingers and he stabbed them into Louie Ronson's chest and he began absorbing the gangster and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of the gangster except for his clothes and he was sent to The Black Gates. Then, we headed back inside and we continued our workouts.

Lincoln: That's it for Mike Ronson, now his operation is finally over.

BELLOWING YELL OF RAGE!

Nico: (Smirks) And we've pissed off the three-butt-cheeked mutant even more.

Me: And it won't be long before doomsday comes for him.

Lincoln: When that day comes, all Hell is about to break loose for Flip.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider are heading to Emerald Coast.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them. Plus, we found out Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Carmine: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast. It sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Carmine, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider are in your harem, Linky.

Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Nico: Man, how many of Ash's old friends have fallen in love with Lincoln? He's seriously a magnet for girls and women!

May: Even I was unable to figure that out, but it was still really amazing.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Carmine, Perrin, Briar, Simulator Foxfire, and Wind-Rider, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.

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Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey Adventure.

Nico: It's Round 2 for Lost Kingdom

Me: Cool!

Qin: Awesome!

Troy: Me and Jason will go.

Nico: Okay.

They went in and it activated and they were at LOST KINGDOM!

Troy: Boy it's amazing.

Jason: And in the middle of a sea of poison. Freaky.

Nico: Yep.

Nicole: And you guys are in for a treat. Look on the ground.

They saw SOLID GOLD BEAVERS!? WHAT THE WHAT!?

Troy: Gold beavers?

Nico went over and tapped it.

Nico: This beaver was LITERALLY turned into 24K Gold!

CHACHING!

Jason: How freaky!

Troy: What kind of otherworldly power did this?

Nicole: He's on the top of the mountain. But you can bring those with you.

Nico: Okay.

Nico went and put them in his backpack.

They went to the top and they saw a creepy guy and it was WAYLON JEEPERS!

Nico: Waylon Jeepers!?

Freakazoid: OH NOT THIS CREEP AGAIN!

Jason: Why the gold beavers specifically?

Waylon Jeepers: I just like it. Freakazoid hated my power.

Freakazoid: AND I ALWAYS WILL YOU CREEP! SHEESH! GET A LIFE!

Nico: Geez!

Waylon Jeepers: Hey, you have your hobbies. I have mine!

Nico: So be it then.

Jason: Lets make this fun!

Troy: GO GO MEGAFORCE!

He transformed!

THUNDERCLAP!

Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They were ready!

They went at Waylon and Nico punched him all over!

?: (ECHOING) ARDENT FLAIR!

A wave of fire appeared and blasted Waylon down.

They saw Muchomon and a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and she had blue clothes and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with Launch Octopus on it and she had 8 octopus tentacles coming out of her butt.

Laura Octopus: Laura Octopus, Embodiment of Launch Octopus.

Aquaman: Hey Laura! Awesome to see you!

Mera: Same here!

Laura Octopus: Been a while Mera and Aquaman!

Muchomon: (In a girls voice) (Jamaican Accent) And good to see you Nico mon.

Nico: Nadine Mucho! Wow!

Jason: Wow!

Nico: (gets out Robot Devil and Eli Moon's Ridewatches) Time for robotics and magic to unite!

Nico activated them and fired waves of magic and gears and smashed Waylon all over.

Troy and Jason fired red energy blasts and Laura fired waves of water and drenched him.

Muchomon: My turn!

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had blue eyes and orange tropical clothes and orange angel wings.

Nadine Mucho: LEts do it! (ECHOING) ARDENT FLARE!

She fired a blast of fire and it knocked out Waylon and he waved the white flag of surrender!

Nico: YEAH!

They got more power moons!

Nico: That was awesome!

They high five

Nico: How did you meet Mera and Aquaman?

Laura Octopus: I met them when Orm was trying to destroy the world by flooding it and I helped them by killing him the first time.

Nico: Wow! He had it coming.

Laura Octopus: Yep.

Jason: And Nadine what's your favorite memory of Nico?

Nadine Mucho: When me and Nico were in Jamaica and we made an amazing Banana grove by dancing to the Banana Boat Song.

Nico: That is awesome and Bastion loves that song.

WE LAUGHED!

Nico: Yeah.

Nico and Nadine hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Nadine Mucho: Same here.

Nico: Would you two like to join us?

Laura Octopus: We would be honored.

They left and we cheered wildly for them.

We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Back at the estate we had something awesome going on.

Me: Now we present an awesome fashion show.

Mine and Rarity's hands glow. Hoity Toity and Gabriel oohed as a large collection of stars appeared before us all. Some of them flying into the back end of Twilight's skirt as she posed in the original design and the Magic Symbol of the Skylanders appeared behind her.

Hoity Toity: "Hello... Oh, that was absolutely amazing.

Gabriel: Boy it sure was.

The scene them shifted towards a large orchard that was loaded with apples. Then a lasso from the distance appeared and pulled in a lone apple from the tree. The apple disappeared once Applejack appeared in her dress and made a pose and the Earth Skylanders Symbol appeared behind her.

Hoity Toity: Simply magnificent! And I suddenly have a fierce craving for Dutch apple pie, candied apples on a stick, apple turnovers, apple cobbler..."

Gabriel: That was sensational.

His thoughts were interrupted as some rainclouds appeared, but rather than water, it began to rain various types of candy. Some began to land on the side of Pinkie's dress and one large one on her hat. Pinkie didn't resist extending her tongue to collect a green gumdrop before making her pose and the Tech Skylanders Symbol appeared behind her.

Hoity Toity: "Brilliant!"

Gabriel: Sweet!

But then

THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!

Two clashes of lightning appeared before them. Rainbow sunbeams shined down and formed a rainbow.

Then Rainbow came flying through the air, and made a dynamic pose as she landed and the Air Skylanders symbol appeared behind her.

Gabriel: Prismatically beautiful!

Hoity Toity: "Oh spectacular!"

Then They were both taken back again as some vines appeared before them. The vines produced some flowers, which the pedals dropped from them instantly as a few butterflies flew by. One then landed on the side of Fluttershy's head, turning into her hairpin and front of her dress as she made a very calm and confident pose and the Life Skylanders symbol appeared behind her.

Hoity Toity: That was mystifying!

Gabriel: Boy it was!

Then beautiful jewels appeared and grew crystals out of the ground that were then drenched in water and the camera went up and standing on a rock in the ocean was Rarity and she had crystals grow behind her and she stood in an amazing pose and the Water Skylanders Symbol appeared behind her.

Gabriel: That was beautiful!

Then the Aurora shined in and stars shined all over it and angels singing were heard. Starlight Glimmer was in a beautiful purple and sea foam green dress with beautiful jewels on it. And she did an amazing pose and then the Undead Skylanders Symbol appeared behind her.

Gabriel: That was magnificent!

Hoity Toity: It sure was!

Then a massive wall of fire blasted out and it swirled into a Sun and it formed into flames and out came Sunset Shimmer in a magnificent fire dress and she had fire jewels all over it and she did a pose and the Fire Skylanders symbol appeared behind her.

Hoity Toity: That was beautiful!

Gabriel: It sure was!

Then the sky formed into the reaches of space and it showed the sun. There was a solar flare explosion and out came a phoenix and it did a call and crackled with intense flames! Then it hit the stage and a massive vortex of fire exploded out and swirled around and revealed me wearing amazing and awesome fire clothes. I had a fire collared shirt with red, orange and yellow flames on it and had fire khakis and had armbands of fire jewels on my arms and I had wings made of pure fire. I did a pose and the symbol of the Phoenix Sun formed behind me.

Nico: WOW!

Hoity Toity: That was amazing!

Gabriel: What a magnificent display!

Nico: What a fashion show!

Me: What do you all think?

Hoity Toity: That was ABSOLUTELY SUPERB! It's amazing you all did all that!

Me: I helped Rarity design the theme for it. We call it Fashions of the Elemental Forces.

Rarity: It was Elemental Chique!

Nico: That was awesome!

William: I hope the mascots don't get into any trouble.

Nico: They will be okay.

They arrived at the jewelry store where Sora got his ring for Kairi and Rice picked out an amazing and beautiful Neptune Ring for him.

Horsea: What do you think of that one?

Rice: It's perfect!

Manaphy: Yeah!

They bought it and went back home.

Alice Ginnashira: That was awesome!

Me: Thanks!

Rarity: Oh it was absolutely wonderful darlings!

Nico: Awesome job everyone!

Twilight Sparkle: We had fun on that.

Rice and the mascots came back.

Horsea: Hey guys!

Me: Where'd you guys go?

Rice: I have something to say to Sean. Where is he?

Me: I think he's in his room.

Sean was working.

Rice: Sean?

Sean: What's up?

Guyhawk: Rice has something to tell you

Rice went up to him.

Rice: Sean I know this is sudden but since I meat you I feel like my soul has been complete. So.

She got down on her knees and showed the ring.

Rice: SEAN BOLTON WILL YOU MARRY ME!?

Sean: OH RICE I WOULD MARRY YOU TIMES A MILLION YES!

They hugged and kissed and we cheered for them and Rice put the ring on him

G1 Brainstorm: Congrats, you two!

Me: YEAH!

Qin: Awesome!

Lola: Way to go!

Suddenly, Lincoln got a message on his wrist computer: there's a race taking place on Big Chill's home planet of Kylmyys.

Lincoln: Whoa, guys, take a look.

We saw the message.

Me: Awesome, we got a race on Kylmyys.

Nico: Awesome. Let's get our cars ready!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Baron Highway and the Road Crew, and he and his minions are causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble as the vision orb vanished.

Lincoln: Oh boy.

Lincoln sounded the alarm.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and this is one villain we're not going to like in the slightest: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Baron Highway and the Road Crew, and he and his minions are causing havoc.

WE GASPED!

Me: WHAT?!

Nico: Oh boy.

Ben: That roadhog, he and his crew are heading straight back to prison.

Lincoln: So, not only are we going to race on the planet, but we're going to take down Baron Highway and the Road Crew.

Nico: This is going to be good. Alright, gang, let's get our cars and head for Kylmyys.

Me: And take that roadhog and his crew down!

Lincoln: And send them back to prison.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Dampyre, a villain from Marvel comics and an enemy of the Silver Surfer, and he's coming here to get revenge on The Silver Surfer. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Uh oh.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Dampyre, an old enemy of The Silver Surfer, and he's coming here to get revenge on him.

We gasped.

Silver Surfer: It's been a long while since I last encountered Dampyre.

Me: Lincoln and I read about him, he's a vampiric being who feeds on the life energy of victims. As much as I want to kill him, but compared to beings like Thanos, he isn't that much of a scumbag.

Crystal Blanchard: But, he's going to be taken down and muzzled and tied up.

Lincoln: Right, Crystal.

Nico: This is going to be good. Alright, gang, let's get in our cars and head for Big Chill's home planet of Kylmyys, and take down Baron Highway and the Road Crew.

Lincoln: And send them straight back to prison, and once we get done with them, you're next, Dampyre.

Crystal Blanchard: There's no way we're letting you get away with this, Dampyre, hope you're ready to get beaten down and handed over to Vypra.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us got into our cars and headed out through a portal that led to Kylmyys for an awesome race and we're also going to battle Baron Highway and the Road Crew and send them on a one-way trip to prison for the rest of their lives, and once we got done with those roadhogs, Lincoln and Crystal Blanchard along with me are going to take down Dampyre.

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Ed/Edzilla, Alien X, Lori Jimenez, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Stone Man, and Guts Man VS Number 7, Gakkarize, Live Action Sentinel, Malachite, Bad End Pretty Cure, Pitcher Plant Monster, and Jasper - Nico's rescue was reuniting Rei, Saya, Saeko, Miku and friends with their parents and they battled Billy's Akuma form

Edd/Iron Boy, Big Chill, Rei the Ghost, Zenyatta, Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Bastion, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr, Sumotron, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, U.A. Molten Man, Vampire Pinkie Pie, Vampire Twilight Sparkle, and Yost Shocker - Us battling Another Robot Devil, Hamhock, Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman), Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi, Universe 666 Freddy Krueger and Santánico Pandemonium who are the gene-slammer of Lynxmon and The Embodiment of the Seiryu Dopant

Eddy, Chromastone, Daughter, Princess Bubblegum, Ahsoka Tano, Rey Skywalker, Firestorm, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Scootaloo, Tech Skylanders, Flash Man and Star Man VS Dark Spicer, Omoteurya, MODOK, Antberry, Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, T-119 A, and Robot Sandy - Lincoln's rescue in Hungary and we battled Gigawatt

Tara, Swampfire, Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman, Cruiza, Cuppa Joe, SpongeBob Robot, Imitation Krabs, Squidward Robot, and Urchin (EEK! An Urchin) - Lost Kingdom Round 2 and we battled Waylon Jeepers who is Freakazoid's enemy that has a watch that turns Beavers into Gold. HOW WEIRD IS THAT

Raven, Goop, Derpy Hooves, Aniya Florrentine, Silphymon, Lucilla Demigorgan, Sailor Ysmault, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bright Man and Shade Man VS Roquefort, Prisonable, Cheese Monster, Malaria, Wolf (Tex Avery) Prisoner Style, Parasite Queen, and Edo Roshi - The mascots helped Sean pick out an engagement ring for Rice and we had an amazing fashion show with Hoiti Toiti and Gabriel

Starfire, Brainstorm, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury, Endurance, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Skywarp and Thundercracker VS Katnappe, Illusion, Le Quack, Jorgen Von Strangle, Astral Drop Irma, Astral Drop Taranee, and Astral Drop Cornelia - The Ring was beautiful and now Sean and Rice are engaged

Robin, Spidermonkey, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, Algata, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Stalker and Kraven the Hunter VS Common Cold, Bowlingen, Crud, Land Before Time Red Claw, Abnes, Beard Deer, and Cancer (Mega Man Star Force) - So the Races are on and the first race is on Big Chill's home planet of Kylmyys

Cyborg, Humongousaur, Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Elena Validus and Circe VS Technus, Hantajii, Mike Rochip, Toadwart, Eustace Strych, Evil Chili Pot, and Saber Shadow - Kylmyys is REALLY COLD AND FREEZING!

Beast Boy, Jetray, Rapunzel, Dim, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Camille and Jarred VS Xaldin, Noborizon, Yost Whirlwind, Attacky Sack, Puffer (Yoshi's Island), Jellyfish (Mario), and Lunge Fish - Baron Highway and the Road Crew are causing trouble

Kole, Cannonbolt, Lola Ferrington, Dora Santiago, Serenity Lexington, Chloe Bailey, Eliza Taylor, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami, Halbergoi, Stacey, Ghost Monster, Nep-Enut, Mad Steamhorn, and Angry Roast Chicken - Baron Highway and the Road Crew had Ben endure a lot of problems before

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Number 7 (to Ed): Nico's rescue was reuniting Rei, Saya, Saeko, Miku and friends with their parents. And they battled Billy's Akuma form as well

Zs'Skayr (to Iron Boy): Nico, Wataru's team, Robot Devil's team, and the others did good battling Another Robot Devil, Hamhock, Universe 666 Dracula (The Batman), Rinju Orca Fist Yachishi, Universe 666 Freddy Krueger and Santánico Pandemonium. They are the gene-slammer of Lynxmon and The Embodiment of the Seiryu Dopant

Dark Spicer (to Eddy): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Hungary. He battled Gigawatt there

Waffle Woman (to Tara): Today was Lost Kingdom for Round 2 where Nico battled Waylon Jeepers, who is Freakazoid's enemy that has a watch that turns Beavers into Gold. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

Roquefort (to Raven): The mascots helped Sean pick out an engagement ring for Rice. The rest of you guys had an amazing fashion show with Hoiti Toiti and Gabriel

Katnappe (to Starfire): The Ring was beautiful. Now Sean and Rice are engaged.

Common Cold (to Robin): So the Races are on. The first race is on Big Chill's home planet of Kylmyys

Technus (to Cyborg): Kylmyys is REALLY COLD AND FREEZING! I hope you're not being frozen to death.

Xaldin (to Beast Boy): Baron Highway and the Road Crew are causing trouble. I should've known they'd be in a race.

Salami Swami (to Kole): Baron Highway and the Road Crew had Ben endure a lot of problems before. Those problems were mostly aimed at the Rust Bucket

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Lincoln: You and your crew are heading straight for prison and you're never going to take over the roads again. ICE ELEMENT STYLE: CHILL LASER!

Frosta: ICE STYLE: FROST SPIKE!

Jessica Kaios: ICE FIRE STYLE: FROZEN STEAM!

Yuna Kamihara: ICE WATER STYLE: CHILLY WAVE!

Toph: ICE EARTH STYLE: COLD STONE CRUSH!

Chie Satonaka: ICE WIND STYLE: TUNDRA TORNADO!

Sari Sumdac: ICE LIGHTNING STYLE: FLASH FREEZE SHOCK!

Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy, elements, and ice and they turned into an ice laser, ice spike, icy steam, wave of ice and water, ice stones, ice tornado, and ice lightning, and they slammed into Baron Highway and the Road Crew and exploded.

Lincoln and his harem: ICE FINAL SMASH: ABSOLUTE ZERO BLAST!

Lincoln and his harem fired a massive absolute zero Ki blast and it slammed into Baron Highway and the Road Crew and exploded, and they were flash frozen in ice, and they were sent through a portal Lincoln opened up and they wound up in The Uranus Prison for good.

Me: See you never, roadhogging dirtbags.

Nico: Rot in prison forever, shit heads.

Lincoln: Consider your reign on the roadway over. Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Dampyre.

?: SURFER!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from tendrils that came out of nowhere.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, you can come out now, Dampyre, or we will force you out.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Dampyre.

Silver Surfer: Should've known you'd show up here, Dampyre. I thought I was rid of you after our last encounter.

Dampyre: You won't be so smug for much longer, Surfer!

Crystal Blanchard: You won't be laying one hand on him or anyone else ever again.

Suddenly, Crystal Blanchard's ice blue eyes turned neon ice blue and she was surrounded by an ice blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword, and as she approached Dampyre, she left ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Crystal Blanchard: You may not be that much of a scumbag like Thanos, but I'm still not going to let you get out of this, Dampyre, we're taking you down and we're sending you to Vypra.

Suddenly, Crystal Blanchard was surrounded by a massive vortex of ice blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dampyre: the red eyes of judgement.

Me: WHOA! Incredible!

Nico: So awesome!

Lincoln: I've seen what Crystal is capable of, and that deranged fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams wound up on the wrong end of her wrath more than once, and he wound up getting bruised more than once for his misdeeds.

Then, as the vortex faded, Crystal Blanchard emerged, but she was changed forever.

Crystal Blanchard grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large ice blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long ice blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon ice blue eyes and an ice blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has an ice fairy with a snowflake in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with ice blue iris, she has on fairy earrings with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has an ice fairy with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her ice blue fairy-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with ice blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and ice blue gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Crystal Blanchard has on a sleeveless ice blue crop top, ice blue skirt, ice blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is an ice fairy, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by snow, ice, snowflakes, and ice crystals and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an ice blue gem with neon glowing ice blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Crystal Blanchard felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive ice blue and black butterfly wings with blue tips grew much larger for her new body and medium sized ice blue and black butterfly wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive ice blue and black butterfly wings with blue tips and she also now has eleven massive and long ice blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Crystal Blanchard has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large ice blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and white fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Crystal Blanchard's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Crystal Blanchard's Cosmic Eternal Arctic Snow Storm Fury Ice Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Arctic Snow Storm Fury Ice Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ice blue gems and ice fairy and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged ice blue blade, large ice blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large ice blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large ice blue phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large ice blue phoenix heads is a large ice blue phoenix head with ice blue for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Crystal Blanchard has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large ice blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fairy head with ice blue gems for eyes and ice blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an ice blue kanji with snowflakes in between the kanji below the ice fairy, phoenix, and angel that said, "Crystal Blanchard, Queen of The Ice Fairies of The Blizzard Kingdom, Despiser of The Deranged Fairy-Obsessed Serial Killer Randall Williams, Master of Ice and Ice Magic, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Another Grease Blizzard, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Snow, Ice, Snowflakes, Ice Crystals, Ice Magic, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Ice Fairies"

クリスタル・ブランチャード、ブリザード王国の氷の妖精の女王、狂った妖精にとりつかれた連続殺人犯の軽蔑者、ランドール・ウィリアムズ、氷と氷の魔法のマスター、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な戦士宇宙、愛する守護天使とリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてダーク・ルアン、もう一つのグリース・ブリザードの大敵、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして雪、氷、雪片、氷の結晶、氷の魔法、妖精、フェニックス、天使、氷の妖精の達人

Crystal Blanchard has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ICE FAIRY QUEEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ARCTIC SNOW STORM FURY ICE FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ARCTIC SNOW STORM FURY ICE FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ARCTIC SNOW STORM FURY ICE FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Crystal Blanchard's Super Angel-Ice Fairy Queen-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Dampyre saw it, he sent his tendrils at her to drain her of her life energy, but Lincoln slashed them off and he screamed in pain, and Crystal Blanchard fired a massive barrage of ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Dampyre and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was angered.

Me: No way, did Crystal just transform?

Lincoln: She did, and without his tendrils in his mouth, he can't use them to drain anyone of their life energy, now we can tear him apart.

Crystal Blanchard: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Arctic Snow Storm Ice Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Arctic Snow Storm Ice Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, let's get him, boys!

Me: Now, you're talking!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Crystal Blanchard.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't that surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Dampyre, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to take you down.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, and we're going to put a muzzle on you before we hand you to Vypra.

Lincoln, Crystal Blanchard, and I went after Dampyre, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ice blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Dampyre, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Crystal Blanchard also did the same by firing ice blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Crystal Blanchard, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Dampyre even more madder and even more insane with rage.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.

Lincoln fired two rainbow energy blasts that turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket that tied Dampyre up and the second rainbow energy blast turned into a muzzle and he was muzzled. Then, Lincoln opened up a portal that led to The Masters of Evil and he threw Dampyre inside. Everyone cheered wildly for what Crystal Blanchard, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Crystal Blanchard's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long ice blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large ice blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive ice blue and black butterfly wings and medium sized ice blue and black butterfly wings underneath are permanent.

Crystal Blanchard: Hope you get quite a nasty reprimanding from Vypra. Thanks for helping me take down Dampyre, Lincoln, you too, J.D.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Crystal.

Me: My pleasure, Crystal.

Suddenly, Crystal Blanchard wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Crystal Blanchard's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Demon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and snow falling behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Crystal Blanchard sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and snow and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!

Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Crystal Blanchard and hugged us.

Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that life draining vampire a lesson.

Luan: And Lincoln muzzled him and sent him to Vypra.

Me: It was really awesome. So, Lincoln, who're we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got someone in mind from long ago: Ravenna Balthazar, Goddess of the Dark Type Pokemon and Avatar of The Elemental HEROES of Darkness and The Destiny HEROES Duel Monsters.

WE GASPED!

Selene Arcangela: Oh man, I knew you'd pick her, we're going to meet the Goddesses of the Pokemon and Avatars of The Elemental HEROES, and you guys are going to love meeting her. Ravenna Balthazar is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Kanto Region, and she's a powerful force of darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, The Dark Arts, Necromancy, The Occult, Witchcraft, and The Forbidden Arts. She's a very powerful master of Umbrakinesis, and she also has the power to create monsters of pure darkness, summon demons, and make their nightmares come to life. She's also the strongest Dark Type Pokemon Trainer, and she owns a Gothic castle that looms over the Kanto Region and it also casted a dark shadow on Team Rocket whenever they tried to cause trouble.

May: I remembered meeting her and I remembered something that we heard about when we were in the Kanto Region. There was an old legend told among the people there that should any dare to trespass on the land and dare to cause trouble, they'll be left haunted forever as their darkest nightmares had been brought to life, and they named her The Goddess of The Dark Type Pokemon because we found out her partners are Dark Type Pokemon.

Selene Emperyous: And she also has the Destiny HERO and Dark Elemental HERO Duel Deck and with them, she won many Duel Tournaments alongside Lincoln, and in one tournament, they defeated that cheating bug, Weevil Underwood, and because of Lincoln's intelligence gathering along with his past duels with that bug, he exposed Weevil for trying to cheat, and as a result, Weevil Underwood was banned for life from any future Duel Tournaments.

Me: Serves that bug right.

Michelle Emperyous: She trained Lincoln really hard in the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, The Dark Arts, Necromancy, The Occult, Witchcraft, and The Forbidden Arts, and even Vorya was impressed. Lincoln made her a darkness greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath a full moon, and as a result, when he comes of age, he promises to marry her along with the rest of his harem. She also hates Lynn with a blazing passion because of all the attempts she's made to kill him, and it got Ravenna so pissed off, she used her powers and made that four-legged monstrosity's worst nightmares come to life, and she ran to her room in fright.

Luna: But, not before she pissed and crapped her gym shorts, it was really horrific.

Nico: Yikes!

May: Having Ravenna as a Guardian Angel means that if any dare to hurt one hair on Lincoln, their darkest nightmares will come true.

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Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Misty Zephyr, Queen of The Wind Fairies, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Shika Madou, one of the primary antagonists of Seraph of the End

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the south of Gotham Royal York, but we got bad news: Elandra Laval's younger brother, Elijah Laval, is running loose, and he's threatening to kidnap Lincoln's kids and force him to pay $3,000,000 and he's also going to kill them as well. But, Lincoln's kids, like their father, was one step ahead of that stupid pig as they sent him running, but he's still not going to give up and he's still going to try and kidnap them and force Lincoln to pay the $3,000,000 and kill them, Lincoln, and his harem. But, we're not going to let that happen: we're going to find out that he's $3,000,000 in debt to The Uwasa Clan, so we're going to beat that miserable swine down and hand him over to The Uwasa Clan who'll put him to work catching crabs and tuna in the rough Pacific Seas to pay off his debt, and if that moron refuses, he's going to be sunk in Tokyo Bay. And we're going to meet Ravenna Balthazar, Goddess of the Dark Type Pokemon and Avatar of The Elemental HEROES of Darkness and The Destiny HEROES Duel Monsters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Kanto Region, and she's a powerful force of darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, The Dark Arts, Necromancy, The Occult, Witchcraft, and The Forbidden Arts. She's a very powerful master of Umbrakinesis, and she also has the power to create monsters of pure darkness, summon demons, and make their nightmares come to life. She's also the strongest Dark Type Pokemon Trainer, and she owns a Gothic castle that looms over the Kanto Region and it also casted a dark shadow on Team Rocket whenever they tried to cause trouble. There was an old legend told among the people there that should any dare to trespass on the land and dare to cause trouble, they'll be left haunted forever as their darkest nightmares had been brought to life, and they named her The Goddess of The Dark Type Pokemon because we found out her partners are Dark Type Pokemon, and she also has the Destiny HERO and Dark Elemental HERO Duel Deck and with them, she won many Duel Tournaments alongside Lincoln, and in one tournament, they defeated that cheating bug, Weevil Underwood, and because of Lincoln's intelligence gathering along with his past duels with that bug, he exposed Weevil for trying to cheat, and as a result, Weevil Underwood was banned for life from any future Duel Tournaments. She trained Lincoln really hard in the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, The Dark Arts, Necromancy, The Occult, Witchcraft, and The Forbidden Arts, and even Vorya Emperyous was impressed. Lincoln made her a darkness greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath a full moon, and as a result, when he comes of age, he promises to marry her along with the rest of his harem. She also hates Lynn with a blazing passion because of all the attempts she's made to kill him, and it got Ravenna so pissed off, she used her powers and made that four-legged monstrosity's worst nightmares come to life, and she ran to her room in fright, but not before she pissed and crapped her gym shorts.

And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Thrashers of Baron Highway and The Road Crew, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that bastard and his minions.