This is a parady on the real song called Attack by System of a Down. If you don't know the song, then download it and listen to it while you read. If you don't it won't be as funny to you. Hope you enjoy!

Some very important things have been stolen from Rand. Now he must enter the Chambers of Doom if he has any hope of getting them back! R&R! Wow, Chapter 4 is finally up after the Light knows how long...

Rand pays the Lord Captain Commander of the Whitecloaks a visit, and falls asleep. Galad is seeing dead people, and isn't sure what to do. Fluffy. OCD!Galad, Oblivious!Rand. KOD spoilers.

Funny parady about RJ holding a convention with all his characters trying to pitch ideas for book 12. Please read and review!

Semirhage's ambush went totally wrong, and a crossstream of balefire has had unseen consequences. Rand and Lews Therin are thrown back in the Wheel of Time, back to the fateful Winternight. With the power of foresight, Rand has a chance to do it all again

I was determined to hate her from the moment I first heard her name... There is a very fine line between enmity and friendship. My spin on how the first meeting with Min and Aviendha might go. Part of my longer Wheel of Time story. ONESHOT, R&R!

Forsaken filk to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Warning: contains a terrible pun.

Follows Asmodeans and the shadows path to the last battle. May be rated PG later and romance will make it way in but it mostly is focused on Asmodean and the other forsakens in AU.Bad at summarys

When threats are carried out, theres a price to pay. Elayne, Aviendha, Min, Faile, and Tuon have pushed a little too far, and they're going to be taught a thing or two. Chapter 3 posted. Tuons home coming .

NynLan OneShot. Lan finds Nynaeve singing in a clearing.

Long after the time of the Dragon reborn something stirs beneath the Great Waste something ancient, something powerful. With its coming strangers arrive. This is the story of the return to the world of an ancient power, the power of the dragon.

A wise, authorinserted Aes Sedai character discovers a mysterious ter'angreal in the vaults of the White Tower, which she then uses as a form of very heavyhanded, meanspirited satire.

AU: Rand al’Thor accompanies Tam to Baerlon when he is six, and runs into an Aes Sedai of the Red Ajah who discovers he could channel. He is taken to Tar Valon and gentled. What is to become of the Dragon Reborn?

As Lan lays broken and bleeding on the battle field, he reflects on his love for Nynaeve. Check my profile page for information regarding this story.

Remember those long talks Cadsuane was to have with Semirhage? Slash.

Years after the tragedy that changed her life, Lavenda wanders the Blight alone, until a ghost from her past finds her. Sequel to Cut Apart. Stand alone.

The woman melted in his arms while he was kissing her, and turned to ice the moment she stepped back. KoD, p.597

The story describing the legendary Restorer Nemene Damendar Boann and how she ultimately changed into Semirhage, one of the most feared Forsaken

There are certain advantages to knowing the future. What happens when five adventurers lands in Caemlyn.

All of Trisscar Faile's family has been assassinated, and she has nothing left of life but to kill the man who destroyed hers. Throughout her journey she makes friends, finds a love, and makes a decision that may destroy her world all over again...

um, read the title.

A poem. Rand's pov about the changes that have taken place when he became the Dragon Reborn.

A fic set just before the Breaking, about convincing Lews Therin Telamon and the 100 companions to come and figure out what to do. Poetry and story!

Remember this one, Old Timers? That's right, I've managed to lure Mat & Co. back into action. Let the games commence...R&R if you're feeling adventurous.

What if the Forsakens breaked out before Eye of the world. What if the Forsakens found love with each other. This follows them. Bad summary. Just read