A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 6: In a Pinch
"What'd the tests say?"
"They're ongoing. But our experts are monitoring him around the clock and we have people conducting every procedure under the sun. We will get to the bottom of –"
"Manabu-chan!" Nyandestar swiped at him.
"Ahem! I've said too much…" Manabu coughed. "THAT'S CLASSIFIED! MOVE ALONG NOW, CIVILIAN! SECURITY WILL SEE YOU OUT!"
"Can I talk to him, at least?"
"You know, I've dedicated my life to the surveillance and detention of high-risk aliens. And your relations with that interstellar kriminal are truly alien, even for me!"
Yuhi merely gave Manabu a shrug. He didn't totally get it either.
"Very well! Behind the glass! We have to keep him in quarantine! No telling what contamination he might expose everyone to!" Manabu detailed his conditions.
"My Earthdamar, eeew!" Yuhi retched.
Chupataro saw Yuhi approaching the window and pulled his hood on, avoiding his gaze. Sometimes, it was easier being the monster.
Yuhi pushed the button for the speaker. "So…Ya finally got your wish. Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan, in the flesh! How does it feel?"
"Meeeg-chan's got a mean upper hook, chupa!" Chupataro rubbed where she socked him. "And it wasn't baaaaad~!"
Yuhi tripped.
"Hu-humph? You jealous again, chupa?"
"I'm worried."
"About Chupa? Don't worry! Bringing Meeeg-chan to life took a lot out of Chupa, but Chupa had his fill on a goat and is regaining his strength, chupa!"
It couldn't've only been a goat. Chupataro had withered up!
"I was going to say I'm worried about what you did to Kirishima."
"The dude with the perm and bellbottoms? Chupa's chupa'd you before, and you're in one piece, cabra!"
Yes, Yuhi had recovered from becoming a shrivelled human husk drained of most of his blood, but the recuperation wasn't painless!
"One piece? Clearly not, since you did something with my Earthdamar!" Yuhi pounded his chest to swallow the acid reflux. "That was inside me, Chupataro! I can't believe ya – GURK!"
"Chupa. Chupa has had his teeth in your neck, your blood in his throat, and your mouth on his mouth, chupa. Don't be squeamish, chupa!"
Yes, Yuhi had "chupa'd" Chupataro in the kissing sense as well.
"That isn't – It's still nauseating, Chupataro! Oh crap…Where's the bathroom around here?" He was turning blue.
Manabu practically raced Yuhi to the bathroom himself, where Yuhi regurgitated an additional biohazard for MIK to cordon off.
"Cleanup on Area 51!" Yuhi shouted as he re-entered the inspection booth.
"You're a wimp, chupa."
"Blech! I'm even more worried than before I'm putting up with you! After what Meeeg-chan did to Yudias…"
"Then go! Why are we talking, chupa? Somebody needed to knock reality into Yudias sooner or later, cabra!"
"I'll go. It's safer for UTS."
Faced with the prospect Yuhi might actually bounce, Chupataro went on a sobbing spree.
"Y-you –! Not this again, chupa! You and Chupa just patched things up, cabra!"
"Chupataro, I understand lying's your specialty. Tell me one thing that isn't a lie."
Chupataro twitched his robot's digits in a grabby gesture, usually a sign he was peak simp for Meeeg-chan. Here, it wasn't a result of his fantasizing or him summoning his Ace.
When Chupataro studied his hand instead of answering him, Yuhi grew impatient and began walking away from the glass.
"Chupa doesn't always like lying to you, chupa!"
That should've swayed Yuhi.
It didn't.
"Chupa wasn't always that way, chupa! Don't leave Chupa, chupa!"
"I have to. You hurt my friend. You're in cahoots with Zuwijo and Hiramori Mitsuko!"
"If you go, they're going to cut Chupa open and perform experiments on Chupa, chupa! It'll be Chupataro's autopsy, chupa!"
Outside his mech, Chupataro was tiny, like he belonged on a shelf. He seemed tinier now, even in his taller fake body.
Yuhi started to go again.
"Yuhi!"
Yuhi stopped moving.
He was alternatively "You," "Hey you," or variations thereof. Never Yuhi.
Chupataro disengaged from his suit and got as close to Yuhi as he physically could, a bare claw to the edge of the containment tent, which was nonetheless a fair distance from the window. Red eyes so full of malice on MCV's soundstage, reduced to pleading through a plastic sheet. Atachi Manya's phony sushi delivery boy, pleading to be delivered from his plight.
"I ain't going!" Yuhi confronted Manabu.
"Out of the question, nya!" the older replied.
"This is discrimination against aliens!"
"UTS literally advertises alien extermination!"
"Yuamu's pitch! Not mine!"
"It's another manipulation! Ohdo Yuhi, you're being duped!"
"So what? Am I supposed to back off and let you dissect him?"
"Precisely!"
"He will be disposed of humanely," Nyandestar assured.
"Bull!"
"Chupa will be on Chupa's best behaviour, chupa!" Chupataro eeped out between them.
"Lies! More lies! An Erlenmeyer flask of lies!" Manabu threw the book at him (not a real book, though he would have if he could).
"I'll take responsibility for Chupataro!"
"If that's the case, you've been doing a bang-up job thus far! Go home, Ohdo Yuhi! Let MIK do its job!"
"Then you'll just have to autopsy me too, cuz I don't plan on abandoning him!"
"Purrposterous!" Nyandestar and Manabu shrieked.
"The Earthdamar came from my body!" Yuhi paused not to vomit. "That makes me a crucial specimen!"
Manabu and Yuhi stood their ground while Nyandestar and Chupataro watched.
"I can't argue you out of it, can I?"
Nyandestar was stunned her partner was announcing defeat. "Ma-Manabu-chan?"
"I'll consent to your terms, Ohdo Yuhi! We'll dissect you first!"
"EH?" Yuhi stood paralyzed beneath Manabu's finger. He thought he'd won the standoff, but was restrained by MIK agents carrying sasumata.
"Manabu-chan!"
"Chupa, chupa!"
Somewhere, Yagi-san exclaimed "Oh my salt!"