A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 7: Sailor Yuhi!
The last thing Manabu foresaw was a weakened, imprisoned Chupataro somersaulting like a bladed wheel through inches of tempered, shatterproof glass!
If Chupataro was sitting on that sort of power, what was the purpose of Hiramori Mitsuko allowing herself to be arrested to destroy their cell bars?
"Relay a message to all field agents! Recapture Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi at all costs!"
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"St. Germain! There's no end to these MIK jerks!"
"Shh! Hide, chupa!"
"These're the worst costumes for us to be in right now! We're gonna get caught!"
"You have like, what, four outfits not counting this one and this one, chupa? MIK would identify you instantly if you were dressed as Ohdo Yuhi, chupa!"
"And Meeeg-chan and Abduction Mask don't stick out?"
"You have a better option, chupa? These were all Chupa could scrounge at UTS, chupa!"
"I would if somebody didn't have a habit of throwing away all his disguises after just one use! You think I enjoy wearing pompoms?"
Seriously, though? Yuamu asked Purisaki-san to sew an Abduction Mask costume for Chupataro to match his Meeeg-chan costume (not anticipating the predicament they were in)?
This was trolling!
"Chupa! Last time Chupataro gets hurt saving your butt, chupa! No good saving it when it's already minus one Earthdamar, cabra!"
Now that Chupataro brought it up, Yuhi remarked Chupataro's scaly arms were scraped. Ugh, and he had to vomit again!
"Can we please ban mention of my Earthdamar? My stomach can't take it anymore!" Yuhi inhaled his mitten. He'd suppressed the memory until he and Kawai Tell crossed paths again after their first Duel, and selectively blocked out the vulgar portions since their rematch because his brain didn't want to recall how the soaking wet laundromat manager extracted his Earthdamar out of him.
Kawai Tell was a kappa, after all, and children were always advised to stay away from kappa, or they'd steal your shirikodama!
Considering Tell succeeded in stealing Yuhi's Earthdamar, Yuhi shoulda paid deeper heed to the cautionary tales.
"Let's shake MIK first, chupa! Then we can fight about it, chupa!"
"Do they hurt?" Yuhi pressed on Chupataro's injuries. He hadn't formally thanked Chupataro for hauling him off to safety. They couldn't rest through an exchange without it intensifying into a spat.
"Chupaaa!" Chupataro growled. "Chupataro is a chupacabra, cabra!"
Yuhi tore a ball of wool off his Meeeg-chan cosplay's skirt to stem the bleeding, startling Chupataro with his sudden sympathy.
"These could get infected. We should find ya some rubbing alcohol."
Maybe it was the Meeeg-chan costume speaking. Or maybe his conflicting attitudes toward Chupataro. Whatever it was, it was a constant battle between loving and hating Chupataro.
"Information that might have been chup-er eight minutes ago when Chupa was in your building, chupa!" Chupataro licked himself.
"Eeew!"
"Chupapapapabra!" he laughed at Yuhi's delicate constitution. "Chupa's wounds will heal quicker from –"
A giant spotlight lit them up.
"Chupa!"
"Interstellar kriminal and accomplice! We have you surrounded!" Manabu was his own megaphone. "Surrender yourselves and return with me to headquarters for immediate dissection! Further opposition will not be tolerated!"
"Shit! They found us!"
The entire branch office of MIK showed up, sasumata out.
Who was guarding the leftover aliens in MIK custody?
"Capture! Capture!" they droned.
"You'll never take us alive, chupa!"
"Chupataro, shut up! They want us dead!"
"Resistance is futile!"
Was this the curtain call for the magical sheep girl and the great phantom thief of the century?
"Meeeg-chan…" Chupataro corralled Yuhi's hands amid a rosy backdrop. "Chupa will do anything to protect Meeeg-chan, chupa!"
"Don't tell me…" A shudder travelled up Nyandestar's fur.
"They intend to play this out…" Manabu finished her sentence.
"Abduction Mask-sama…I mean, Chupataro! This isn't the time for a dramatic re-enactment!"
"Meeeg-chan, lend Chupa your assistance, chupa! Together, Chupa and Meeeg-chan will chuchu and chu them up, chupa!"
"Oy, what're you doing?" Yuhi whispered.
"We'll give them the slip while they're scratching their heads, chupa!"
"Darn! You were close to confessing!"
"Chu-chu-chu-chupa, chupa! Chupa wasn't, chupa!"
Yuhi snickered at his own joke (hope?), and proceeded with Chupataro's stunt. With a flip of the cape, he aimed Meeeg-chan's wand at Manabu.
"Mm-mm-mm?"
"Abduction Mask-sama, I knew it was a lie! I knew ewe wouldn't betray me! Ewe joined the dark, cruel Black Hole Empire to unmask the conspirators seeking to overthrow this star! Now I recognize who the real baaaaad guys are! It's this guy and his nefarious cronies!"
Yuhi was channelling aspects of Yudias' language and bearing into his characterization.
"N-no, I'm not…" Manabu had no words.
"Princess of the Ewekai Ranch, Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan!" Yuhi posed. "In the name of delicious paper and important letters, I will punish ewe!"
Chupataro was so turned on, but Yuhi was winding up a fist.
I swear, if we survive this!
MIK was dumbstruck.
"They're confused! Come on!"
"Chupa!" Chupataro elevated his Duel Disk, glowing as before with the unmistakable squishy black ickiness of Yuhi's Earthdamar.
"That's –!" Yuhi covered his mouth.
"For Meeeg-chan, Chupa's gonna make them go CHUPA, chupa!" He held up his Melomelo-Meeeg*Wooltra Beam card.
"Don't! The damage you do'll be real!"
"It's TV, chupa! 'WAR TO ZEN! AWESOME TRUE GOODNIGHT!' to the Black Hole Empire, chupapa!"
Chupataro was going to kill them.
Chupataro was going to kill himself, harnessing the Earthdamar.
"Don't kill yourself before I kill you, Chupa-chan!" Yuhi punched Chupataro over the ledge.
Referring to Yuhi by name? Manabu's homicidal shift? The unexplained adrenaline to escape MIK's clutches? Chupa-chan?
Something about this was off, it hit Chupataro, as he was consumed by the black of Yuhi's Earthdamar.
"Zuwijo-sama, where's Chupa?"