A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 24: UTS Gets Cold Feet
Yuamu's gripe about the utility bill may have thwarted Yuhi jacking up the heat, but it did not discourage Chupataro from doing the same (though Yuamu was making him pay for it).
Chupataro was under multiple blankets. They had multiple heat lamps and space heaters plugged in, and Purisaki-san was knitting a huge green sweater for Chupataro that took up most of UTS' floor, but all of that still wasn't enough to keep the lizard kid hot it seemed!
"A-CHOOPA!" Chupataro sneezed.
"Beammmmm!"
"Ya got a pretty bad cold, huh?" Yuhi warmed his face and palms under Yudias' eye beams.
"C-c-can Chupa borrow your body heat, ch-ch-ch-chupa?"
"Like, suck my blood? Don't take all of it. I need it t'keep myself warm."
"Jo jon vi du." Yudias ran out of juice.
And alive! Yuhi added mentally.
"N-n-no, Chupa means – Oh, whatever, Chupa's doing it, chupa!" The chupacabra popped out of his robot, skittering wildly across the giant sweater and up the inside of Yuhi's winter coat, his head popping out over the zipper at the top.
"H-hey!"
"Cabra~! That's better, chupa!"
"I'm not your robot, Chupataro!"
"Fill your clothes with scrunched up newspaper, chupa! It'll be warmer, chupa!"
"Oh my! That's the cutest, su!" Purisaki-san fawned. "A photo! A photo, Yuhi-bocchama!"
"Ehhh? Now? For real?"
"In better news, at least this unseasonal draft also seems to have put Chupataro-kun's evil half out of commission for the time being."
"Unless he has the same idea and is borrowin' body heat from Meeeg-chan," Yuhi replied to his sister.
"Cabra…" Chupataro cried at the image.
Purisaki-san took the photo of Yuhi and Chupataro, and Yuhi turned red. Everybody on staff was on hand, so everybody could share the embarrassing adorableness of them huddled up beneath one coat.
Everybody and then some because…
"Well, that's something I didn't need to see!"
"Goha Yuna? What are YOU doing here?" Yuhi wished he could shoot beams out of his eyes too.
Yuna and Yuhi bickered more than Yuhi bickered with Chupataro. Whenever they were in each other's company (here, Yuna was literally in the Ohdos' company), it always turned into a fiery fight.
Yuamu wasn't ecstatic about Yuna dropping by since she hadn't reviewed their insurance coverage as it pertained to fires caused by Yuna's sheer rage.
Given how cold he was presently, Chupataro would welcome whatever fire he could get!
"Get her, chupa!" Chupataro really seemed to be treating Yuhi as though Yuhi were his robot.
"Shut up!" Yuhi nudged his cheek into Chupataro's.
"Be quiet!" Yuna commanded.
Chupataro blew a raspberry. "Chupa's not obeying a silly girl Chupa defeated in a Duel, chupa!"
"Silly girl? I only lost because you had the prototype Counter Trap my company was developing! How did you get your hands on it? Did you steal it from my office? Did that person give it to you?"
"Um, hello? Magical Sheep Crossdresser? Direct attack?" Yuhi wasn't about to be outshined by a Trap Card.
"Chupa doesn't need to tell you, chupa!"
"Ugh, I'm angry! Angry to the fourth dimension! ANGRY TO THE THIRTEENTH DIMENSION!" Yuna combusted, before Yuamu had Yagi-san put her out with the fire extinguisher.
Yuhi laughed at the white froth with googly eyes.
"Why am I going head-to-head with Ohdo Yuhi's second head anyway?" Yuna snatched the towel out of Tazaki-san's gloves and dried her hair. "You two are that close?"
"Chupa is s-s-s-sensitive to ch-ch-changes in te-te-temperature, chupa! Chupa can't t-take much more of this, chu-chupa!"
"I'm disgusted you'd date a vile, despicable alien like him!" Yuna's disdain for Chupataro was palpable.
"Don't screw with me!" Yuhi caught up to her anger.
"He's not your boyfriend! You're his chauffeur!"
"We can't all be like you and scream 'KYAAAAH! ROVIAN-SAMA!' every chance we get!"
"KYAAAAH! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ROVIAN-SAMA THAT WAY! ROVIAN-SAMA IS THE BEST! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROVIAN-SAMA AND THAT ALIEN IS MORE MASSIVE THAN A PLANET! ROVIAN-SAMA IS –! ROVIAN-SAMA IS –!"
"Where is Rovian?"
"GRRRR!" Yuna recomposed herself. "If you must know, Rovian-sama is putting the finishing touches on her 'Great King of Terror, your terror will be all but devoured in my universe' poem!"
"The Great King of Terror? But we don't know when he'll show up!"
"Are you slow? Where have you been? The snow outside is from the Great King of Terror's spaceship!"
"Snow?" Yuamu just noticed.
"What?" Yudias went to the window.
"WHAT'D YOU SAY?" Yuhi smooshed Chupataro's face into the glass racing up to it.
Sure enough, the triangular shadow of the Great King of Terror's ship was looming over Val-Valvelgear. It extruded a metal spear and punctured through Val-Valvelgear's Super Valvel Shield, ice seeping in and spreading across the inside of the dome.
"The Great King of Terror is attacking!"
Chupataro removed his face from the window and bundled up tighter into Yuhi's coat.
Asaka klaxoned the alarm.
"Ch-ch-ch-chupa!" Chupataro shivered in Yuhi's chest.
"Asaka steers too close to a sun 'n now the Great King of Terror's ship has Mutsuba Town under a deep freeze? Must be rough bein' cold-blooded!"
"In any event, we don't have any time to lose! Let's get up there!" Yuamu mustered her troops.
"No, not all of us!"
"Yuhi, are you not coming with us?" Yudias asked.
"I am! But Chupataro's not!"
"Chupa?" Chupataro popped his head back out.
"No way you'll make it in this weather! Stay here and stay warm! Purisaki-san, look after Chupataro for me!"
"UTS, Yuhi-bocchama! We'll feed him the extra spicy curry bread we still have from Boiled Bagel Requiem! That will do the trick, su!"