A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town

Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.

Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.

Summary:

There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.

Chapter 26: Horror of The*Yuki-Onnanoko, Boo!

"The Friendship Rush Duel Tournament shall begin its fourth match." The*Providence rummaged through the wooden lots. "The competitor from the Mutsuba Town Team is…Kaburagi Chupataro!"

"What? Chupataro? But he isn't on the team! He's back at UTS!"

"Chupataro's here, chupa!" Chupataro made a timely entrance, bike-sliding to a halt sans bike.

"What the heck are you doin' here? Was me losin' it thinkin' you were an icicle not a loud enough message I don't want you anywhere near here?" Yuhi went off on him.

"Chupa isn't eating another bite of Boiled Bagel Requiem's curry bread, chupa!"

Although Yuhi understood the sentiment, he didn't think SUICIDE was necessary!

"How're you not shiverin' on the ground right now? Aren't cha cold?"

The sheepskin earmuffs Chupataro had on couldn't be suitable for overcoming his cold-bloodedness!

"During Manabu's Rush Duel, Chupa received help from the UTS8 to upgrade Chupa's robot with an onboard heater, chupa!" Chupataro conked his robot's metal chest.

"Chupataro, you aren't duelling! Rovian, Mokeida-kun, and Nyandestar are gone! If you lose, you'll be frozen too! I'll…I'll do it! The*Providence, let me duel instead!"

"Providence has already decided. If you take his place, that is an automatic forfeit!" the Great King's Chief of Staff forewarned.

Yuhi tensed.

"Chupa accepts the Duel, chupa! Get on with it, cabra!"

"As we were, then. From the Great King of Terror's team: The*Yuki-Onnanoko!"

"The*Yuki-Onnanoko?"

"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Re~sent~ment and ma~lice~! Take me higher! It's The*Yuki-Onnanoko, boo!"

"H-hold up! The*Yuki-Onnanoko? There's no way! Isn't she the receptionist from the Coruffium?"

"No, boo! I'm helmswoman of The*Luge-sama's spaceship, The*Yuki-Onnanoko! I don't know about any Ganiko, Ganime, or Ganie, boo!"

"Whoever you are, Chupa is going to CHU-PA you to pieces, cabra!"

"Chupataro, you can't lose!" Yuhi begged.

"Just stand back and watch, chupa! Get ready! This is Chupa's evolved Duel, cabra!"

"The*Yuki-Onnanoko!"

"Chupataro!"

"GO RUSH!"

"GO RUSH, CHUPA!"

"The*Yuki-Onnanoko's turn! Draw, boo! I summon three monsters face-down in Defence Position, boo!"

"All in Defence Position?"

"A Defence Deck, chupa?" Chupataro narrowed his eyes.

"I set two cards…and that ends my turn, boo!"

"Chupataro's turn! Draw, chupa! Chupa summons Ewekai Pyrowool! Release! Whirlwind Phantom Beast Pazuzu! Advance Summon, chupa!" (Level 6 WIND Beast/Normal ATK 2000 DEF 500)

"Ooo, what a big kitty, boo!"

"Battle, chupa! Whirlwind Phantom Beast Pazuzu attacks the monster in the middle, cabra!"

"I send the top card of my Deck to the Graveyard to trigger my Trap Card, Blizzard's Embrace, boo! With this, I change all my monsters to face-up Defense Position, and until the end of this turn, they get 500 plus DEF, boo!"

Child of Hail (DEF 1600 ↑ DEF 2100) repelled Whirlwind Phantom Beast Pazuzu's claws.

"Chupa! Just a scratch, chupa!" Ice fragments pelted Chupataro. (Chupataro LP 4000 ↓ 3900)

"Since monsters were flipped face-up, I also active my other set Trap, Snow Mirror, boo! You take 300 damage for each monster, boohoo yahoo!"

"Ouch, chupa! Turn end, chupa!" (Chupataro LP 3900 ↓ 3000)

"It's my turn again! Draw, boo! I release my monsters to Advance Summon three monsters in face-down Defence Position, boo!"

"Three Advanced Summoned monsters?" Yudias and Yuhi were aghast she could even do that.

"I set a card, and it's turn end, boo!"

Yuamu deliberated. Those monsters…Presumably, they have high DEF.

"Chupa's turn! Draw, cabra! Chupa sends Pazuzu to the Graveyard to Special Summon Ewekai Unitedcapricorn from Chupa's hand, chupa!" (Level 7 LIGHT Beast/Effect ATK 1400 DEF 600)

What will you do, Chupataro-kun?

"Exchanging a 2000 ATK monster for one with lower ATK? Why, boo?"

"Magic Card, Ewekai Call, chupa! Chupa sends the top three cards of Chupa's Deck to the Graveyard, and if all those cards are Beast-Type, Chupa can Special Summon one of them, chupa! Success! Capturing the heart of the lonely chupacabra! Shaving the wool around his soul! Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi! Special Summon, chupa!" (Level 6 LIGHT Beast/Effect ATK 2000 DEF 1200)

"Sweet! Show her I'm boss, Chupataro!"

"Chuchuchuchupa~!" Chupataro chuckled.

"Boo?"

"The Beast-Type Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi!" Chupataro declared dramatically. "And the Beast-Type Ewekai Unitedcapricorn!"

"Wait!" Yuna saw where this was going. "Is he –?"

"Chupa fuses them, cabra!" He turned the card in his hand around.

"WHAT?"

"FUSION?"

"The power of our bonds will now open up a brand new future! Gain the power of sheepfinity! Fusion Summon, chupa! Magical Knight-Type! Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi the Capricornus Knight!" (Level 9 LIGHT Magical Knight/Fusion/Effect ATK 2600 DEF 1700)

"Oh-ho! Yuhi, he –!" Yudias rejoiced.

"Now I'm a knight riding a goat?"

"That's why Chupataro-kun got rid of the 2000 ATK Pazuzu to summon the 1400 ATK Unitedcapricorn!"

"I spent all day slaving over a hot Duel Card Manufacturer and came up with zilch! How did that alien get his hands on Fusion? Was it –? It was him again, wasn't it?" Yuna was uber bitter.

"Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi the Capricornus Knight's effect, chupa! Chupa sends one card from Chupa's hand to the Graveyard to destroy one of your monsters, chupa!"

"Heh-heh-heh. You fell for it, boo."

"Chuchu?"

"Trap Card, Fire Left in the Irori, boo! I change all my monsters to face-up Defense Position, and if all of them are Level 6 or higher Undead-Types, I can send the one with the highest DEF to the Graveyard to activate a Magic Card from your Graveyard, boo!"

"CHUPA? You can't, chupa!"

"I just did, boo! With the effect of the Fusion card in your Graveyard, I use the two monsters on my field to conduct a Fusion Summon, boo! Whose breath is that with you in the mountains? A creeping chill! It's not your imagination! Fusion Summon! Undead-Type! Ayakashi of the Soaring Peaks, boo!" (Level 8 DARK Undead/Fusion/Effect ATK 2400 DEF 2800)

"Goodness! Now chu've done it! But Capricornus Knight's ATK is still higher! Battle Phase, chupa!"

"Ayakashi of the Soaring Peak's continuous effect, boo!"

"Cabra?"

"When she battles, her ATK and DEF are switched, boo!"

Ayakashi's snowstorm froze the sword thrust down upon her, destroying Capricornus Knight. (Chupataro LP 3000 ↓ 2800)

"No…" Yuhi whispered.

"You are already dead, boo."

"T-turn end, chupa."

"Stop! Don't!"

"Draw, boo! Ayakashi of the Soaring Peaks attacks you directly, boo!"

"STOPPPPPPPP!" Yuhi cried.

(Chupataro LP 2800 ↓ 0)