Chapter 2: Blarney Kilakilarney:

Dinty's POV:

De rainbow took me to an old house What are you like? I den knocked on de dohr and it was a little man. "Well, 'ello dere What are you like? My name's Blarney Kilakilarney."

"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... 'ello, I'm Dinty. Are you a leprechaun?"

"Yes, dat I am... wait, are you a thief, 'ere to steal my gold?"

"No! I don't want yooehr gold... unless I can use it to buy a boat. I'm stranded 'ere!"

"Did you try makeng a face on a coconut?"

"What?"

"Never mend."

"Those oder leprechauns, are dey in yooehr clan?"

"Wouldn't know. I haven't spoken with dem fhr 100 years."

"Oh, well, in dat... what?"

"I've been alwan 'ere, guardeng de gold from Old Mag de Hag!"

"Who's s'e?"

Old Mag the Hag's POV:

I am Old Mag de Hag and as dey speak, I am secretly poureng my potion av generosity into dat fool's tea and soon, 'e will give me his gold, fhr I must have Christmas gold by... well, Christmas.

To Be Continued

In the next chapter, Blarney tells Dinty the story of Old Mag the Hag.