DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Miraculous.

Author's Note: Idea struck while watching 'Family Feud'.


Review Responses (THANK YOU for taking the time too):

We Choose Each Other:

RonaldM40196867: They definitely rule all. It's Miraculous of course they have gone insane. It's cute huggable size. You're able to carry it in your arms.


Let me help you release all that stress." The blunette states with a tender smile as Adrien nods wordlessly agreeing.

Bluebell eyes sparkle in excitement, as Adrien sits on his white couch, allowing her to un-button his pants

Plagg and Tikki fly up to his second floor. Yet Tikki kept glancing between their owners and Plagg worriedly.

"Plagg. . ."

The Black Cat sighs, looking away from his other half. Just as Marinette's mouth takes in Adrien's penis. She moans, blunette locks bouncing as her head moves. Feeling it down her throat.

Emerald green eyes close enjoying the sensation in his lower regions. "Damn. . . I love you. . . Kagami."

Time freezes, bluebell eyes pop open, as she practically fl in ngs herself backwards away from him.

Chest heavily rising and falling. Tears slowly start to build. Marinette's body shakes as her voice breaks. "Adri- Adrien?!"

Tikki stares flabbergasted at Plagg. His black pointy ears dipped down, he nods not daring to look at Tikki nor her Bug.

Marinette not moving, bluebell eyes glazed over in complete horror. Adrien slowly stands buttoning his pants, he sighs. Walking over to her, left hand out stretched. She harshly shakes her head, no. Crawling away, she stands only to double over puking the lunch they ate.

"Don- don't, just don't!" She stands glaring with tears rolling down her face.

"Tikki, Spots on!" Ladybug grips her yo-yo tightly swing it and out the window she goes.

Plagg flies down to stare in Adrien's eyes. The blond sighs, "I'm an idiot, Plagg."

"Adrien. . . " The Kwami of Destruction starts off, with a tiny smile.

"No you're not. Come on let's go see Little Red. Give Marinette space to calm down."

Adrien smiles reassured at Plagg, they fist bump. "PLAGG, CLAWS OUT!"


THE END!