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As Joanne left to get zoro back to his crew mates and erase his memory on what he saw, it's for the best. The audience are now in anticipation on seeing zoro's memories.

The screen was black, but the sound of something swinging and explosions can be heard. "useless..." that was zoro's voice and there are flashes of zoro fighting Bakugo, Bakugo is not doing so well. "pathetic..." katsuki is knocked over by haki, "weak..." the ash blonde breathe heavily getting a beating out of him, "your my reincarnation... I'm disappointed." zoro said with both his eyes healed and wearing a samurai garb.

"OK, is it me or do you feel that sting?" sato asked anyone.

"who the fuck are you!?" katsuki growled.

"what do you remember?" the swordsman asked.

Then a flood of memories hit him, the last thing he remembered was arguing with Todoroki before blacking out. "what the fuck happened to me!?"

"reincarnation."

"the fuck!? You mean like Deku--"

He was cut off by zoro's demonic aura, "don't fucking say that name!"

Everyone shivered in fear.

"you are weak."

"how am I fucking weak!? "

"you were only praised for that stupid fucking useless quirk! That ain't shit were I'm from! The world I live in, you won't even survive. Your fucking society is ass, quirks this, quirks that. I'm gonna fucking lose it, I don't need no shitty quirk! And look at you, can't even stand up to me." the ash blonde roared and leapt towards him but zoro caught him by the throat and squeeze hard.

"I feel highly offended." gran torino said.

"your a fucking clown, getting praise for a useless quirk and look what you've become. A disgrace, a nuisance, a scapegoat for those shitty weak ass classmates of yours from that useless school."

"aldera needs to be taken down." Ryukyu said.

"don't worry, I have it under control." nezu smirked.

"you know what you lack? Humility, there wasn't anyone to fucking teach you that your quirk ain't that special, ain't no one to put you in your place. And become a hero? What a joke, you can't even beat that green freckled kid. He is more worthy of being a hero than you, you are no hero." zoro said.

Bakugo gulped.

"I... I... I fucking know that... I fucking hate myself for being a shitty ass sociopath... But I will become a hero! I will become a better human being! I know I'm fucking weak and my quirk is useless... But I want to become a hero and you have no fucking say I can't be!!"

The swordsman looked impressed and let him go, "come on."

"what? "

"you need to know what your gonna go through."

The scene changes to a dojo where kid zoro beat every adult swordsman, the kids his age watch in awe. Even the teen swordsmen fought him and they still lose.

Hawks whistled, "talk about prodigy."

He was then up against kuina, the daughter of the dojo's master. He lost, so many times.

"so, zoro can beat all the adults and teens but he can't beat her? She's really good." ochako said.

Young zoro was training harder in order to beat kuina, he even got real swords to challenge her. Those swords were gifted by her grandfather, zoro challenge her at night with the real swords and lost for the 2000th time against her.

The audience were quiet, "this is what humility teaches us." fatgum said.

Zoro cried in frustration and told kuina his dream to become the world's greatest swordsman, kuina shares hi dream. But her father always told her because of her gender, females can never become true sword masters. And she accepted that fate.

"that's stupid! Of course she can become a swordsman! She is strong! I can't believe her own father would belittle his daughter like that!" recovery girl scolded.

Zoro got annoyed by her defeated attitude and he will one day beat her, they both promise to become the world's greatest swordsman.

"oooh! Zoro has a crush..."mina teased.

But the next day, kuina died from a fatal fall down the stairs. Zoro was disappointed and in anguish his friend died, but will continue their dream. He began to create his own sword technique, the 3 sword style. He trained with kuina's sword.

"he created his own sword style! That's so cool!!!" togaru exclaimed.

"but kuina died so young..." komori said sadly.

Zoro turned 16 and heard about dracule 'hawk eye' mihawk, the world's greatest swordsman. He set off to find him... But got lost a lot, he build a name for himself. Pirate hunter roronoa zoro.

"wait, if he is a pirate hunter, how come he became a pirate?" jurota asked.

"your gonna find out." Diamond said.

Zoro also met johnny and yosaku, 2... Hopeless bounty hunters who keep calling him big brother. "the fuck their annoying as shitty hair!!" katsuki growled.

"their not bad company." zoro said.

"I don't know if that was even a compliment." kirishima said how these guys remind him a little of himself.

He met Mr 7 who offered him to join baroque works, but zoro told him to make him leader, he ain't working under someone he doesn't know. He killed mr 7 in self defense.

Everyone gulped, looks like this alternate Bakugo is no stranger to taking a life.

He even got a nack of drinking alcohol.

The teachers groaned at this.

He arrived in shell town just minding his own business when he saw a dog about to attack a little girl, he killed the wolf. An annoying voice berated him for killing his pet, "fucking annoyance."

"hey! Your stupid pet was going to kill a little girl!" kendo shouted feeling like she should hate this guy.

This annoyance is helmeppo, so of captain axe-hand Morgan. In charge of the town, "I don't give a shit who your fucking mommy is you ugly ass weakling!" but this ugly ass weakling gave zoro a choice to surrender or the towns people will die in his place, starting with the little girl rika.

The audience was outraged, "you fucking scum! I'll fucking kill you!"

"you disgusting piece of trash!!" manga shouted.

"there's no way that marine captain will allow his own son to do this right? " shihai asked.

"he doesn't care, to Morgan he judges people too quickly and deemed them weak." megumi explained.

"what!?" erza shouted.

"he's been increasing their taxes and trashing stuff in public when he feels like it, he's curropted that he's the best marine in all east blue."

"but I thought Garp is the strongest?" pony asked.

"he is, but he's not around much."

So zoro was tied to a pole outside the scorching sun, helmeppo gave him a bet to survive a month without food and just water then he'll let him go.

Everyone gasped, this guy was pissing them off. "a month without food and just water." mirio growled.

"under that heat of that sun." hado said in worry.

Time passed by and koby and luffy came, rika came with rice balls. "beat it kid, get the fuck out of here." katsuki growled looking worried.

Izuku noticed this, "come on Bakugo, she wants you to at least eat." kirishima said.

"something ain't right."

Then helmeppo came to check on zoro, he took rika's rice balls but spit them out because she use sugar. Then he stamp on her hard work.

"OK, that little girl was trying to be nice to zoro and you just can't stomp on her hard work!" sato said.

The ugly ass annoyance told her about the rule he made if anyone wanted to help zoro will be excecuted.

Rage grew on the audience.

He got a marine to throw her out, after some taunting the ugly ass annoyance left and luffy introduced himself. He wanted zoro to join his crew but he flat out refused, before luffy left. Zoro asked him to feed him the dirty rice ball, he ate it despite the dirt and to tell the little girl it was delicious.

Everyone smiled, "so under that scary demon his a nice guy." hado smiled.

Zoro was hallucinating about kuina when luffy came back, this rubber boy has decided to make him join his crew. Practically blackmailing him.

"so he blackmailed him." sir nighteye said a little shocked.

Luffy went to get his swords, "I think I'm fucking hallucinating..." Bakugo blinked, then koby arrived and explained to zoro what helmeppo planned to do.

"he was never going to keep his word!!!" kyoka said in anger.

"that fucking scum!" katsuki growled.

Koby vowed to become a better marine and luffy came just in time with zoro's swords, zoro used 1 of his swords to cut the ropes and finally fought back. He declared he was now a pirate and told luffy his dream which luffy didn't really mind, but he also threatened luffy not interfere with his dream or he'll take him out.

"did he just threatened luffy?" mirio asked.

"he doesn't know luffy very well, in time he grew to respect luffy." Diamond said.

Despite koby was taken hostage by the ugly ass weakling, luffy and zoro beat captain Morgan and the marines celebrated.

"Huh... I guess they really hate the guy.?" cementoss said.

Zoro passed out, later he is eating with luffy. The marines came and despite being a big help, they are pirates and they need to leave. The towns folk were outrage but luffy understood, koby didn't follow them which the marines questioned. Luffy was about to blurt out something but koby punched him and they got into a fight, the marines had to seperate them.

"why did he do that?" yuga asked.

"koby was forced to become a cabin boy from a group of pirates, if the marines found out, they won't trust him knowing he was a pirate willingly or not. So fighting against luffy was a clear sign he dislikes pirates." Vivi explained.

"so he was helping koby out, good for him." mirio said.

They left shell town with marines saluting at them.

"I've never seen the authority salute to the supposed bad guys." hawks chuckled.

As both pirates set sail, neither 1 of them knew how to navigate. And luffy was getting hungry.

"their gonna die at sea without a navigator." tokoyomi said with no remorse.

Then luffy got so hungry he tried to grab a bird to eat, tried as in getting stuck in the beak and flying towards the nearest island. "that fucking idiot!!!" katsuki shouted rowing the boat.

It was either funny or face palm moment.

He came across three pirates adrift at sea, and told them to get on quickly because he was not stopping. They were gonna take the boat but got their ass handed to them and rowed the boat, they explained they are part of the buggy pirates. After docking, he saved luffy just in time.

"why is luffy in a cage? " koda signed.

"he got tricked by nami." kimiko answered, "this is before nami joined the crew, she resented pirates so much."

Zoro took out buggy easily, "why the fuck was that fucking easy?" katsuki said and got stabbed at the back with a dagger being held by a floating hand, turns out buggy ate a devil fruit.

"this is why you cannot let your guard down." zoro said.

"so no matter how many times you cut him, he'll be just fine. I really hope their isn't a quirk related to that." togaru said.

"it's not as similar to my quirk." setsuna said.

Zoro managed to flip the cannon aiming it towards buggy and his crew, he picked up luffy in the iron cage and run. They stopped near a pet store and zoro collapsed from his injury, luffy was messing with a dog.

'doggy!' koda looked happy.

Nami arrived with the key to luffy's cage... Then the dog ate it.

"luffy! Do not blame the dog when you were the 1 annoying him!!" hound dog growled.

The mayor of the town arrived and helped zoro's injury, he let him rest for a bit then there was the sound of cannon fire. "what kind of fucking wake up call was that." katsuki said rising from the debris like zoro did.

"wow, zoro must be made of stone or iron or something to survive that..." present mic said, recovery girl gawk along with monoma on how this swordsman survive that.

Now the 3 fight the buggy pirates, zoro went up against cabaji who fought riding a unicycle and daggers. He kept using dirty tricks and aimed at zoro's injury.

"that is not manly!" kirishima shouted.

Thankfully zoro beat him and passed out.

Almost everyone cheered, "good riddance, he wasn't even a true swordsman." togaru nodded.

Later, the 3 ran away from the towns folk.

"why are they running away? They beat buggy and saved their town." ibara said.

"luffy knocked out the mayor so he wouldn't get injured, since luffy sucks at lying he told them he knocked him out." Vivi explained.

They arrived at gecko island where they meet usopp, a liar and the son of yasopp. They ate at a diner and asked if anyone on the island is selling a ship, when the mansion was mentioned, usopp got protective.

"what's up with him?" testutetsu asked.

"he has a friend who owns that mansion." megumi answered.

After usopp left, the usopp pirates.

"a bunch of kids playing pirates?" shoda sweatdrop.

1 of them demanded what they did to their captain when luffy patted his stomach and chirped something about good meat, the kids got scared. Katsuki got a wicked idea, "if you're looking for your captain... We ate him." he said with a psychotic grin which scared the living daylights out of them.

"that is very inappropriate to scare these poor kids!" tenya shouted.

"nothing wrong with scaring kids." shihai grin a long with a few of his classmates.

"scaring them a little is OK, but they looked traumatized." komori said.

The kids were scared in terror, even calling nami a witch before fainting, after they were explained what actually happened, they lead them to the mansion where usopp tells lies.

..."isn't lying a bad thing?" pony asked.

"Depends on the situation, ribbit." tsuyu said.

They explained about poor kaya.

Everyone had sympathy for the poor girl, "poor dear." recovery girl said.

"actually, kaya was not ill. She was very depressed about her parents death her body thinks it's ill." Diamond said.

"you can get sick from becoming depressed?" rin asked in disbelief.

They stopped by the iron fences and found usopp on a tree and kaya by the window, luffy asked if she had a boat. She knew someone who has a boat but then Klahadore arrived and demanded them to leave the premises, "who the fuck is this?" katsuki narrowed his eyes.

"that's the supposed butler." zoro answered glaring at the fake butler.

"I don't know why, but I really don't like this guy." awase said.

Then he spotted usopp and started to insult him because he's the son of a pirate trying to take Kaya's riches.

"OK, this guy is the worst!" kosai said.

"we don't defined anyone from their past actions or heritage." Aizawa said.

While luffy went to find usopp, the kids introduced themselves.

..."why are they named after vegetables?" bondo broke the silence.

They told the 2 why they follow usopp and why he lies.

"oh, it's his way of coping." recovery girl said, the audience felt bad for usopp.

Then a weirdo appeared and showed off his skills of being a hypnotist, "fucking moron." katsuki said.

The off screen ash blonde face Palm, most of the audience were either impressed or laughing.

"are you sure there aren't stupid people in that world?" gran torino asked.

"well, they have their many, many, many flaws." anitta sweatdrop.

Later, usopp ran passed them hysterically screaming that Klahadore is a pirate, they had no idea what was going on and look for luffy who was asleep. After they woke him up, he explained what he and usopp over heard from Klahadore.

"that's awful!" momo said in horror.

"he was a pirate the entire time and was only using poor kaya!" Reiko said.

"did... Did her parents really died by accident?" sen asked in worry.

"I don't really know, I don't think Joanne found any information about that." Vivi said.

"wait, usopp ran passed them and just shouted it out loud... I know he's panicking but... Will anyone believe him?" mirio asked in concern.

Diamond sighed, "that's the problem, usopp is known as the towns liar while Klahadore has been acting the kind and humble butler to poor miss kaya. Would they really believe the words of a liar? "

Usopp returned with a bloody shoulder.

"guess that's our answer." shihai said.

"it's like the story of the boy who cried wolf, usopp lies to cope and feel better but that fake butler fooled everyone, a wolf in sheep's clothing." pony said.

Usopp has to lie to the kids about Klahadore, they dejectedly left feeling disappointed and hurt by usopp's supposed lie.

"it's for the best, those kids would've gotten hurt getting involved." midnight said.

Usopp planned to fight the pirates himself so that tomorrow, the town would be safe like always. The straw hats agreed to help him, out of respect for his island and shaky legs.

"well... It's a good thing they came at a perfect time, it's strange how they wind up in unexpected circumstances." nezu smiled and nodded noticed Joanne's friends sweating.

Since the pirates need to dock at the shoreline, usopp has a plan to attack them there. "I slice." zoro said darkly.

"I stretch." luffy said holding his fist high.

"I steal." nami folded her arms.

"I kill." katsuki maliciously grin.

"I hide." usopp said but they shouted at him to fight.

The audience either laugh or face palm.

The scene changes to the slope at the beach and usopp poured oil on the slopes.

"that's not a bad idea." cementoss said.

"I feel like their forgetting something." yui said.

Turns out the other shoreline where luffy, zoro and nami's boats is the exact replica of the shoreline.

"so... There not docking there at all..." bondo said feeling stupid.

"they should've remembered there are other places to dock!" Aizawa face Palm.

They quickly ran to the north side of the island, nami slip on some oil but manged to pull zoro as leverage and he fell on the oil. She left him to save her money, "that fucking bitch! I'll fucking detonate her!!" katsuki roared.

"she is really greedy." manga said.

Zoro finally got out and met up with luffy, their sense of direction are terrible.

"I kinda feel bad for alternate Bakugo and whoever monkey's reincarnation is." hado said and mirio laughed.

They heard a fight going on and followed it just in time to save usopp and nami, jango hypnotized his crew thinking they have increased strength. In the process luffy got hypnotized and beat up the crew then began to destroy their boat, jango had to hypothesized him to sleep.

Everyone face Palm, "OK does this hypnosis stuff works on the weak minded?" Ryukyu asked.

"pretty much." Stella answered

Zoro fought the nyaban brothers who fight dirty, like caniving black cats. He had to fight them with 1 sword. Usopp tried to help but that would only put him in danger, then kuro appeared disgusted how his crew couldn't beat 3 children. Looks like even his own crew mates fear him. Kaya appeared founding everything out by another butler, merry. She also brought a gun.

"that's not a smart idea in this situation." midnight said.

Kuro played with her feelings and kaya didn't have the heart to pull the trigger, so nami with a lot of effort kicked zoro's swords back to him. He defeated both brothers until buchi asked jango to use hypnosis on him, with much difficulty he finally defeated the fat pirate. "I fucking hate cats..." katsuki grumbled, the 3 kids arrived to help.

"their not supposed to be there!!" everyone shouted in worry.

"I thought they weren't supposed to be involved!" snipe said.

"they finally got the hang of telling how usopp can tell lie from truth so they really wanted to help, their timing was actually good because usopp gave them the order to take kaya as far away from there and keep her safe." kimiko said.

"those are reckless kids but I guess it's for the best they ran with kaya away from the battle." ectoplasm said.

Usopp and zoro went after jango who needed to complete his task, just in time too. The next day, kaya and Merry presented them the ship going merry.

Everyone was speechless, "so... The ship is a gift from kaya..." hado said tears slowly forming in her eyes.

"I guess that's why usopp is very attach to the ship, a man in love." ryukyu said.

Usopp then joined the straw hat pirates, and zoro slept on luffy's special seat, "it's actually fucking comfortable." katsuki dozed, so luffy went to do something else.

Almost everyone found it funny.

Then luffy announced he finished drawing their flag.

"why does he suck on drawing?" fatgum asked unimpressed.

"well, aren't pirate flags supposed to be scary?" hawks ask.

"believe me, I've seen a lot of strange flags in the one piece world." anitta said.

Usopp brag being an amazing artist for 50 years, "I call bullshit old man." katsuki smirked, but the flag he drew wasn't what luffy had intended. He and zoro hit him.

"did he just drew a flag of himself? Sounds like mutiny." sir nighteye said.

"usopp keeps forgetting now that he's part of a pirate crew, he ain't the captain. Nobody will follow him and he needs to look out for luffy." Diamond said.

"why?" shoto asked.

"because the minute he joined the crew, luffy's luck will drag them on crazy adventures."

Usopp painted the right pirate flag this time, zoro was training while luffy and usopp did practice shots with the canon. Nami called them for lunch and explained they need more valued members, to luffy it's a musician. She scolded him that they need an excellent chef and good doctor.

"why would a musician be the 1st thing he needs?" mashiruo asked.

Then there was a commotion outside, "johnny?" katsuki questioned.

"looks like you can actually call people by their names." kirishima grinned.

Turns out... Luffy and usopp was partially the reason yosaku looks like that.

"so messing with the canon was stupid from the start." gran torino face Palm.

"so he'd dying because of the cannon?" mina asked.

"no, that young man has scurvy." recovery girl answered.

Nami got luffy and usopp to get lime and the vitamin c revived the idiot.

"stop dancing around! Your still not in perfect health!!!" recovery girl scolded waving her cane.

And yosaku collapsed.

"idiot..." almost everyone muttered.

This was the reason why they need a chef, luckily these hopeless bounty hunters know some chefs at baratie.

"this is when they recruit sanji!" Izuku said in excitement.

A few days passed and they arrived at their destination, but there was a marine ship in the way and their captain mocked the hopeless bounty hunters. He got his subordinates to fire a canon at them, and you know what happened next.

"so that's how the fucking moron got in depth with them." katsuki's eye twitch.

While the straw hats entered baratie, the bounty hunters will look after merry, the crew made fun of luffy's situation especially when he tried to put a booger in zoro's drink. "I'm not fucking blind you rubber moron!" katsuki shouted as zoro shoved the drink into his captain's face.

"so childish.'" kyoka stuck her tongue out.

Sanji greeted the straw hats and flirted with nami who flirted back and got away with not paying, except the other 2 have to pay. Usopp threatened to sue him.

"seriously?" momo said, "isn't he a pirate? They can't sue."

Luffy told his crew his going to keep pursuing sanji to join he's crew, "so that swirly brow is midoriya's incarnation." katsuki muttered.

"yep, you know what you must do." zoro said.

Almost everyone sweatdrop, "you mean that nickname?" Izuku deadpan.

"karma's a bitch moss head." katsuki grinned.

A few days later, gin returned with a guest and mihawk came. Nami stole the ship and luffy ordered zoro, johnny and yosaku to go after her. But zoro had other ideas.

Everyone watches zoro fight mihawk again and lose, some of them covered their eyes.

After bandaging up zoro, usopp, johnny and yosaku took the 1st mate with them and went after nami. As they went closer to the island, the bounty hunters knew it is where arlong reside. They got a pan shark to take johnny back to baratie and informed him where they are.

Everyone could not believe they're eyes, "we all just saw that right?" ochako asked.

"this is way too weird..." kyoka muttered.

Zoro was being difficult so usopp and Johnny tied him on the mast, but 3 fishmen spotted their boat so they had to leave it and zoro. "you fucking shits! I'm gonna fucking kill you!!!" katsuki shouted in rage.

"I can't believe they just left him! Not manly and cowards!" testutetsu raised his fist.

"well, they don't stand a chance against fishmen but I thought usopp wanted to be a brave warrior of the sea?" kendo said in disappointment.

"it's a really slow progress." Stella sighed.

Zoro was brought to arlong park where he found out nami is part of their crew, "so she planned to rob us?" katsuki asked.

"it's actually forced, she's still a damn witch." zoro said.

"is it because she's greedy?" toru asked.

"I get the feeling it's more than that." mezo said.

Zoro decided to throw himself into the water.

"WHAT THE--!" almost everyone was surprised by this.

Then nami saved him and beat him up, "so she's only a tiny bit heartless." katsuki said.

"I don't understand how that is tiny? She saved him and beat him so arlong won't kill him." erza wondered.

"he has a grudge against her." Tokoyami can tell.

While arlong and some of his crew went to the village, nami talked to zoro for a bit and even gave him the key. When she left, the swordsman broke free, beat up the rest of the fishmen and met hachi who thought he was a guest and offered him a ride.

Everyone was quite, "yeah, hachi isn't the smartest Fishman. He has a good heart but he's like a sheep, following the strongest and never questioning the leader." Vivi explained.

While zoro was aimlessly walking... Luffy arrived! "you fucking moron!!!" katsuki yelled in rage.

"OK, Joanne said there are some parts that will be skipped because we already saw them in sanji's memories." anitta said.

The scene skipped to zoro Vs hachi who was confident in his skills using 6 sword, "why the fuck do you keep getting dirty ass fighters!!??? " katsuki roared getting sick of this.

"why can't there be anyone honorable for zoro to fight!" kirishima shouted frustrated.

"because they're pirates, come on kids. Mihawk was the only opponent who gave him a fair fight." hawks said.

He thankfully defeated him thanks to using johnny and yosaku's swords, sadly luffy got himself in a pickle for not fighting smart against arlong and his body is stuck under water. Zoro had to distract arlong while sanji, nojiko and gen try to get luffy back into the fight.

Everyone covered their mouth as arlong kept aiming at zoro's injury, "this is very, very, very bad!!" togaru was getting worried.

Finally, luffy is back on land traded places with zoro.

"stop making he's injuries worse!!!!" recovery girl shouted.

At least zoro got some rest before waking up to see that rat face marine getting his ass handed to him, the scene skipped to loguetown. Zoro needed a new sword but money is an issue, "OK, I hate this witch bitch!" katsuki grinded his teeth of having to borrow money from nami and is now in depth with her.

Katsuki was shouting so much curses, "so nami is the worse." mina sweatdrop.

"if nami gets reincarnated, none of us borrow any money from her!" ochako said.

Zoro walked down the street, "the fuck kuina!?" katsuki shouted in disbelief.

"b-b-b-but she's supposed to be dead!" tamaki said.

"well, that's not kuina. People believe she might be a long lost sister or a bizzare coincidence that she looks similar to her but raised differently." anitta explained.

It's true, this is tashigi, a marine swordswoman who relies on her glasses. "she's very different from kuina." zoro said.

"yeah, she's kinda pathetic." katsuki said.

"she's decent enough." zoro finally found the weapons shop and was almost scammed if tashigi didn't point out the fake, she also noticed a curse sword.

"oh, so she's a nerd for swords." kaminari said while eating popcorn.

Zoro became interested and not just wanted to buy the sword, but test his luck.

Everyone gasped at what zoro did and the sword didn't cut him, as if the sword itself has chosen him to wield him. "that... Was... Amazing..." Tokoyami said in awe.

"amazing!? Why would he even do that!? I thought the sword was going to cut his arm off!!" monoma shouted.

"cursed swords are called like that because they were forge with the spiritual energy of the black smith. The sword itself becomes aware after how much blood it sheds, good and bad. I've heard, only strong willed people can use curse swords." togaru said, he really loves swordsmanship.

The shop owner gave him another sword for free, skip to luffy almost getting executed and running away to get to merry and sail off. But zoro had to defeat tashigi who thought zoro didn't even introduced himself and will take his swords, sadly he beat her and she thought he was going easy on her because she's a woman. "shut the fuck up you stupid bitch who looks like kuina!!!" katsuki shouted as tashigi and zoro began to argue.

Everyone sweatdrops, 'I wonder if either of those girls get reincarnated?' Izuku thought.

The scene skips to after the grandline where the straw hats agreed to sail Mr. 9 and miss Wednesday to whiskey peak, those code names made zoro think, 'where have I heard those code names before?' he thought before taking a nap.

"I'm kinda surprised crocodile wanted to recruit him." all might said.

"well zoro made a name for himself in east blue, despite being known as the plate hunter. Crocodile knew if zoro worked user him, he can become stronger. Zoro has never fought a devil fruit user in all his life until he met luffy, east blue is the weakest sea in the world. North, south and west have a lot of devil fruit users and crazy strong islands. The world government is still trying to control all the seas, but that's an impossible task because a lot of islands are alive. And sky islands are not easy to find because they drift and it's like a whole new world up there, drawing a map in the sky is impossible." Joanne explained, she just came back after dropping off zoro and erasing his memory.

The nap helped him remember Mr 7 and decided to scare the guests about their names, until nami hit him hard. "the fuck bitch!" katsuki shouted, when the straw hats reached whiskey peak. They were greeted, which zoro and katsuki narrowed their eyes. At the party, zoro drank until he beat the 13th person and seemingly passed out. He woke up and overheard that this island is a trap baroque works laid in order to capture pirates with bounties, he wasn't fooled and fought a whole town of bounty hunters.

Everyone gawk, there were more people then they expected and 1 of them is a child and nun. "a child!?" ryukyu shouted in shock.

"a nun!?" ibara was completely horrified and fainted.

"welcome to the grandline, children go to work and make a living." Joanne sighed.

"isn't that Vivi's royal adviser?" shoda asked.

"he and Vivi worked under cover to find out that baroque works was responsible for albasta's condition."

"why canons in his wig?" juzo sweatdrop.

"I haven't the faintest clue."

Miss Wednesday and Mr 9 attacked him, it was anticlimactic. He would've been struck by Miss Wednesday but... Zoro beat them all despite luffy was used as a hostage.

Everyone sweatdrop, "this is both the awesome and disappointing fight I've ever seen?" kamikari said having mix feelings.

Zoro rested up and started to drink when 2 baroque works bounty hunters arrived not to assist them against zoro but to eliminate miss Wednesday who is actually a princess, he had to get luffy away so he won't get hurt. "what the fuck!? Did that booger fucking exploded!?" katsuki's jaw dropped.

"that's the bomb fruit, booger, a sneeze, spit, finger nail, tears, blood and more becomes a lethal bomb." Joanne explained.

"wait, does that mean c--!" midnight was about to ask an inappropriate question until diamond taped her mouth.

"no! Don't ever ask about that!" the African American scolded the rated 18 hero.

Princess Vivi had to run as Mr. 5 and miss Valentine's Day went after her, igaram begged zoro to save her. Then nami arrived and negotiated a contract to escort Vivi safely to alabasta with a fee of a million Berri, the witch ordered zoro to go rescue Vivi which led to an argument. "fuck you witch! I ain't following your fucking orders!" katsuki shouted, then nami remind him he owed her money for the swords despite never using the money and he gave it back to her.

"I fucking hate her..."

"I hope she didn't reincarnate in our alternate world." Aizawa said downing alcohol.

Zoro had to do what nami saif and saved Vivi, then luffy appeared proclaiming he'll never forgive him for hurting these people. "you fucking moron! Their fucking bounty hunters!!" but it turns out luffy is trying to kill him.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" everyone shouted.

"he-he-he-he is really going to kill zoro!? For what!?" tamaki said scared.

Vivi tried to stop luffy but zoro said this moron isn't going to listen, zoro tried to tell luffy again but luffy refused believing their enemies wouldn't have been feeding them... "you want to be the fucking king of pirates and you believe people who feed you are your fucking friends even if it was drugged! You fucking believe fucking strangers than your fucking crew mates!? Fucking Deku will believe me!? He knows me fucking better than you!!!" katsuki lost all his trust for luffy, zoro watched the hot head carefully.

"that is the most stupidest thing I've ever heard, I don't think I respect luffy after hearing this." fatgum said.

"ditto, I mean trusting somebody just because they gave you food doesn't count as I'll never betray you. And the food was drugged to knock them out." hawks sighed in disappointment.

"this is actually the only time I feel luffy seems like a disappointment, it's like he's forgotten that there will be people who play on his trust. I always believe luffy had a good intuition but in this scene, he just proved himself to be a disappointment." anitta said, watching this scene made the audience feel disappointed in luffy for this ridiculous decision.

'at least I know kaachan kinda trust towards me.' Izuku thought.

Mr. 5 and miss Valentine's Day attempted to fight the captain and 1st mate but they were easily defeated, the 2 went back to fighting until nami stopped them, nami made it clear to luffy that what zoro said is true. The rubber boy laughed and finally believe it but katsuki was not happy and resented this moron, he didn't want to look at him.

Almost everyone winced.

Vivi explained her situation in alabasta, "she's fucking brave to do this for her country." the ash blonde gave her a small respect, even zoro commended for her bravery. Until she accidentally revealed Mr 0's identity, "there's something fucking wrong with her..."

"I thought she wanted to not tell them!?" Pony asked.

"well, she does have her flaws and this is 1 of them. Accidentally spilling the beans and forgot to tell them what they need to prepare for in alabasta." Joanne sighed.

"what?" tenya asked.

"she forgot that it was the straw hats 1st time in alabasta so they were very unprepared." Stella answered.

Zoro and luffy are interested in fighting crocodile, nami made a run for it but the unluckies are a vulture and an otter. Both have artistic skills and they were there the entire time. They have great art skills and drawed them, meaning; baroque works will go after them now.

"unluckies?" koda signed.

"Mr 13 and miss friday." Joanne said.

"oh! I get it now, Friday the 13th!" all might exclaimed.

Igaram had a plan, "no fucking way anyone is going to fall for that..." katsuki's eye twitch.

Everyone didn't know how to respond to this, except 1. "this is too weird." shoto said.

As igaram set sail and they just turned away... An explosion.

Everyone was horrified, "h-h-he survived that... Right?" kosai asked.

"yes, he miraculously survive." Vivi said.

The straw hats and princess had to get out of there, it was a surprise that zoro actually found the ship without getting lost. And there's a big duck for some reason.

"Huh, I guess zoro rarely finds his way." koby said.