What. The. Fuck.

We got in the car not even five minutes ago and Jer and D already started the fucking flirt fest. Now I have no problems with it, it just sucks that their flirting is fighting and I'm annoyed as shit right now. Don't get me wrong it was cute earlier but now I'm tired and hungry.

"Your opinion doesn't matter to me dick."

"Well obviously it should, I'm the best. At everything. You should listen to me Little Gilbert."

"I don't have to listen to a word you sa-" I interrupted him before he could say anything else.

"Both of you stop it now." I growl.

"But he-"

"I don't care Jeremy. I don't have time to sit here and wait for you two to realize you like each other. It's causing me problems and I honestly don't care how you feel about me outing your feelings for each other. I really couldn't care less. Now you can talk and get to know each other or we can drive in silence. Which do you prefer?"

They look at each other awkwardly before looking out the window with blushing faces.

"..."

"..."

"Silence? Okay then."

And just like that we drove the rest of the way home in silence. Enzo was sleeping the whole time the lucky bastard.

I pull into the boarding house and park. We all get out and go inside, taking a seat on the couches or the armchairs, just watching the fire.

That's when Steffy wants to make an appearance.

"What are you all doing here?"

Ah great. Bummer Betty is here.

"Don't worry about it Stefan." Damon replied, looking as thrilled as I am to see him.

"You see I can't do that Damon, because everything you do somehow affects me."

"Oh my goodness. Hey! Downer Diana, we didn't do anything that could affect you or your precious Elena. So could you kindly fuck off?" I ask.

He looks at me and looks like he wants to ask something but is holding back. I'm curious about that.

"You have something to say, right Stefan?" I use 'Problem Solver'. That's right, it works on vampires too. It works on anything that has a working brain.

"Yea, what are you? Why do I fear you? Are you going to hurt Elena? Why do you know about Katherine? Do you know I still love her?" He rambles out. We all pause when we hear what he last said.

Dammnnnn.

"Umm, I'll answer all that from the first question... to the last." I say informing everyone.

"What? No! Answer the last one first! Obviously it's the most interesting." Damon says.

I roll my eyes, "No Damon. Anyway, what I am is a witch, a really powerful one. Uh, what was the second one? ... oh! Why do you fear me? Well, I guess natural instinct, I'm stronger than you on your best day Ripper. Let's see, number three, I won't hurt Elena unless she does something to me or my family. Number four, how I know about Katherine is none of your business and I don't feel like sharing that to someone I don't trust. And big question number five. Did I know you were still in love with Katherine? No. But now I do. So, thanks for that! I love having tons of info I can use." I smile at him. He comes out of his daze from the spell and immediately turns red and whooshes away.

"That was your brother? The one you talked about for years?" Enzo asked looking at Damon with pity and disbelief. I guess Damon didn't describe him right. But I don't think Damon would say he's a self righteous asshole, and that's really the only way you can describe him.

Damon nods and gets up to go to the liquor cart to get a glass of bourbon.

And that's how the rest of the night started. Damon drinking, Enzo asking questions about what's new, Jeremy sending looks at Damon that are returned, and me just laughing and talking with my chosen family.

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Jeremy's POV

He keeps looking at me in a way that has me on fire.

I don't even know him that well, hell he's killed me before. I don't know why he makes me feel this way.

I'm sitting on the couch next to a passed out Ellie. On the ride here, Ellie said we like each other, and I actually think he's right.

It's not just because Damon is sexy-because his is-but I actually like things about him. Like how he is passionate about everything he does, how he watches out for his friends, how he's willing to kill for the people he loves, how he's so loyal, and so much more. Plus he so fun to be around.

But I don't know what to do. I don't need this right now, all this stress about a relationship that's not even real yet.

I sigh and get up to go to the bathroom, only to remember this is my first time here and I don't know where that is.

I look to Damon to find he's already looking at me. Flustered and blushing I ask where it is.

"Hey, um, where is the bathroom at?"

"Down the hall, three doors down then turn right and it should be the second door on the left."

I just stare at him.

"Should I just show you where it is?" Damon asks chuckling. I nod and raise an arm to signal for him to show the way.

I follow behind him down the hall-totally not looking at his ass-all the way to the bathroom.

"Thanks." I say sheepishly.

He smirks at me-and as I move to close the door behind me-he grabs it.

Eyes wide, not knowing what to do, I just let him come in. Hearing the door lock, I start getting nervous.

"H-hey, what are you doing? I need to u-use the bathroom. G-get out." I try to tell him sternly. But he chuckles and moves closer to me. I back up into the sink, trapped when he cages me between his arms. What is he doing?

"Why so nervous Little Gilbert?"

He brings his head to my neck skimming his lips against it.

I'm trembling with anticipation just waiting. I feel his breath on my neck and my stomach starts to tingle. I'm panting at this point and turn my head giving him more access to roam.

My head was pounding and my body was shaking with need and lust. All that was on my mind was Damon. How his breath gave me goosebumps, how soft his lips were. And damn were they soft.

I closed my eyes and just soaked in the feelings I was getting.

"You smell good." He murmurs in my ear. My breath hitched and I moan breathily.

He chuckles at my response before licking a stripe up my neck, sending shivers down my spine all the way to my cock.

"Oh." I moan. He pressed his body against mine, our bulges rubbing together. He growls, wrapping his arms around my waist pulling me closer rubbing our cocks harder.

He trailed kisses down the underside of my jaw, leaving me weak in the knees.

I moan loudly and frantically thrust my hips faster, whimpering and grabbing handfuls of his shirt.

He sticks his tongue in my ear, whispering dirty things.

'You like that don't you?'

'Such a good boy.'

'Your mine baby.'

'You moan so sexy.'

His grip on me gets tighter and his hips move harder. My moans get higher and louder. Coming closer to our climax I grab his head and smash our lips together.

He doesn't move for a second, stunned I guess. Maybe that wasn't a good idea... I start to second guess myself and begin to pull away when he kissed me back.

Both my hands reach in his soft hair pulling at the strands. He makes a muffled groan against my lips before biting it. Gasping I let him in, his tongue searching my mouth. Licking my lips, nipping at my tongue and sucking on it before pulling away to give me a chance to breathe. It's only ten seconds of air before he attaches himself to me again.

Our hips thrusting, rubbing and searching for pleasure together.

"Damon," I whine, breaking our kiss. "I'm c-close."

"Okay baby boy, let it go." He says gruffly. He moves his hands on my ass and squeezing me, getting a good feel.

Whimpering I move my hips faster until pleasure hits me like a tidal wave. Releasing in my pants isn't good but damn does this feel great.

"Ahhh, yes, yes, oh, mmmm." I feel the pleasure all the way down to my toes. Shivering with my hands still clenched in his hair, I try to catch my breath with my head in his neck.

He rubs a few more times before going still. Both of us panting, looking at each other before coming in and giving soft pecks.

"You'll be my boyfriend right?" Damon asks after a minute.

I chuckle and nod earning me a beautiful smile from him. I wrap my arms around his neck and kiss him. I retreat and smile at him.

"Yeah, I'll be your boyfriend."

Hey, idk if the smut is something I should keep writing. It's the first time I wrote smut and I hope it turned out okay.

If it's alright I'll just go on writing it when necessary.

Anywho, hope u enjoyed this chapter, thx 4 reading. :) :)