Chapter 3: Therrre's the Rrrub:

Jack's POV:

The good news, I'm alive, the bad news, my bones are breaking... wait, I have broken bones! This is the best thing to ever have happened to me!

"Who's there?" It was Sapphira. She was coming this way.

"Sapphira," I said. I then tried to get up, but I slipped.

"How do you know my name," asks Sapphira.

"I've been following you this entire time," I said.

"You've been stalking me," asks Sapphira.

That was stupid. "I meant to say, I've heard a lot about you," I said, "my name's Jack Fr-oops!"

"Jack Oops?"

I then remembered that before I left, Snip gave me his scissors. Trust me, he did. "Jack Snip! I'm a tailor! Here are my tailing scissors."

"A tailor," says Sapphira, "our town needs one."

"And I need a town to tailor in!" I kept slipping.

"You are very clumsy on ice," says Sapphira.

This is an ironic experience. The guy who makes ice is slipping on ice.

Snip's POV:

Holly the Snow Gypsy and I were watching.

"Jack Frost, slipping on ice," I said, "what has the world come to?"

"Snip and Holly," says Father Winter, "I'm going to send you down."

"Why," asks Holly, "I'm not in love with anyone. I'm trying to focus on my career."

"To help Jack," says Father Winter.

He then sent us down and we were turning human, but Holly was still small.

Jack Frost's POV:

I met Sapphira's parents, Elifir and Telda.

"I just need a house, a horse, some gold, and-"

"Kubla Krause has everything," says Sapphira's Father.

Kubla's POV:

Kubla: I'm Kubla Krrrause
I'm king of all the kossacks
But therrre arrre no kossacks to be king of
Therrre's the Rrrub

Therrre's the Rrrub
Therrre's the Rrrub

I'm Kubla Krrrause
I kould've been a pharrraoh
But therrre arrre no pyrrramids arrround herrre
Therrre's the Rrrub

Therrre's the Rrrub
Therrre's the Rrrub
Therrre's the Rrra-ha-ha-ub
Rrrub-ba-dub-dub-rrrub

I rrrule with an irrron hand
I get whateverrr I demand
I own the people and the land
So why is it I'm not happy? I don't underrrstand

I'm Kubla Krrrause
I kould've been a rrrajah
But therrre arrre no elephants arrround herrre
Therrre's the Rrrub

I'm Kubla Krrrause
I kould've been a shogun
But therrre arrre no samurrrai arrround herrre
Therrre's the Rrrub!

All the kossacks have left me, so I rrreplaced them all with men of irrron. My Keh-Nights. I also have a metal man serrrvant, Fetch-Kvetch, and Klangstomperrr, my metal horrrse. I even have an irrron dummy named Dommy. "Dommy, Dommy, on my hand, who is the brrravest and handsomest in the land?"

"You, Kubla Krrrause, " says Dommy.

"That is korrrrrrect, " I said, "and no one is going to stop me!"

To Be Continued

In the next chapter, Jack works on a plan to overthrow Kubla Krause.