BPOV
Alright, his mother wasn't too bad!
She seemed quite friendly.
She was warmly introducing me to her friends and cousins.
I was glad I had bought some expensive dresses for the trip because everyone was fucking noticing me from head to toe!
"And this is Leah... I've been dying to introduce her to you," she said as she introduced me to her niece.
"Hey Leah," I smiled, "It's great to meet you finally. Edward often talks about you."
"Hi... Nice to meet you, too," she smiled back.
"Bella, I hope you can share your life experiences with her," Esme Cullen said, "As you might know, Leah has been going through a divorce, and she is so depressed. Leah, look at Bella! She has been divorced twice, but look at her! How happy she is with Edward!"
Huh!
What?
"Ummm... Actually I am a one time divorcee," I said.
One time divorcee?
Seriously, that's all I wanted to say?
"Oh, is it?" She said, "I was just checking some of your friends' social media pages, and I thought I saw your engagement pictures with two different guys. I'm sorry, I could be mistaken!"
Oh my God! She was a stalker!
"Don't think I'm a stalker, okay?" she chuckled, "I loved the fashion choices of one of your friends, so I kind of kept scrolling down!"
Yeah, right!
God!
Everyone was crazy here!
"Ummm... Yeah, I had called off my first engagement," I said.
Why was I giving all these explanations!
"Oh my bad! I'm so sorry, dear," she smiled, "But see, Leah? She is still so happy! You shouldn't get too depressed because of a man!
"Aunt Esme! Can you please stop? You're making this awkward!" she said.
Thank you! I wanted to say.
"Alright, alright!" she said, "I just want to see you happy! I just wanted to say that there are so many fishes in the sea! I mean, if Edward and you break up tomorrow, you are not going to lose your sleep over it, right Bella?"
Oh my God!
She was ridiculous!
I just smiled in return because I had no fucking words for her!
