Cartoon Characters Sing 'Come Fly With Us'

Title says it all.

[I OWN NOTHING]


AN ANNOUNCER BOOMED INTO A THEATRE STAGE'S ANNOUNCEMENT:

"LADIES & GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! PLEASE WELCOME THE CARTOON CHARACTERS, now performing the first song from 'Total Drama World Tour', Come Fly With Us!"

The Curtains opened, and one after another, up came Princess Fiona, then Lynn Loud Jr, then Squidina Star, and then Mandy Flood.

Fiona: Up!

Fiona and Lynn Loud Jr: Up!

Fiona, Lynn Loud Jr, and Squidina Star: Up!

Fiona, Lynn Loud Jr, Mandy Flood and Squidina Star: Up!

Then, the boys came up one after another; first, Donkey, then Arnold Shortman, then Hugh Neutron, and then Sheen Estevez.

Donkey: Sing!

Arnold and Donkey: Sing!

Arnold, Hugh Neutron and Donkey: Sing!

Arnold, Hugh Neutron, Donkey and Sheen Estevez: Sing!

Girls: We're flying.

Boys: And singing.

Everyone: We're flying and we're singing!

Squidina raced onto stage, pushing a food trolley, with Arnold riding on it.

Squidina Star: Come fly with us!

Arnold and Squidina Star: Come fly with us!

Lynn Loud Jr: We've got a lotta crazy tunes to bust! Haha!

She smashed a fake plane window as she did so. Cut to Mandy Flood & Oblina, standing on seats and singing.

Oblina: Come fly with us!

Oblina and Mandy Flood: Come fly with us!

At that moment, Barry Leibowitz-Jenkins appeared, dressed as an aeroplane pilot.

Barry Leibowitz-Jenkins: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.

He tipped his hat, making the girls giggle.

But Shrek was not happy about this fanfic, not one little bit.

Shrek: Guys, this is messed. You're singing in a plane!

Donkey: What did you expect? Lincoln's freaking insane.

Helga butted Donkey aside.

Helga: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!

Fiona: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

She sang that last note till it rose to a scream, and made a whole flock of migrating birds outside the plane explode. Then, Hugh Neutron and Jenny/XJ9 started dancing.

Hugh Neutron: Come fly with us!

Hugh Neutron & Jenny/XJ9: Come fly with us!

[IN the cockpit.]

"Do you know how to steer this thing!?" said a frightened Cindy Vortex to Mr Krabs, who was sitting next to her in the pilot seat.

"I try." Said Mr Krabs. "Besides, I'm just doing me job so I can get paid."

[Pan to the plane's cargo hold. Captain Kiddie & Squawk rose out from a crate, which was, of course, where they were hiding.]

Squawk: They thought they could leave us and depart,

Captain Kiddie: But these stowaways have got winning in their hearts!

In the main passenger area, Chi-Fu was looking at one of the engines on the plane, and he was in a panic.

Chi-Fu: Come fly with us! Come die with us!

"We're flying?!" Exclaimed Patrick Star. "I hate flying! Stop the plane!" he wailed, till he was hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chi-Fu.

Nearby, Shrek & Helga stood together, looking very annoyed, apparently not wanting to deal with it anymore.

Suddenly, Arnold, Hugh, Cindy, and Squidina appeared.

Arnold, Hugh Neutron, Cindy Vortex, and Squidina Star: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!

But Shrek & Helga angrily said, "NO!"

Then, Lincoln Loud popped up with a rule sheet in his hand, and he said to Shrek & Helga, "Anyone care for a copy of the season 3 rules? Because, in order to escape instant elimination..."

He was rudely interrupted when Oblina read out the number 1 rule on the rule sheet;

Oblina: All contestants must sing in each show!

Fiona: Come on, Shrek, do it! Let's go!

Arnold: Helga, sing it! Don't go!

"I don't wanna go home." Helga said uneasily, then, she started, albeit reluctantly, singing.

Helga: [SINGING] Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!

Fiona: Shrek, come on! Please?

"If I must." Shrek sighed. He cleared his throat, and then...

Shrek: [operatically] This sucks!

Everyone gathered round for the final part of the song. And I mean everyone - even Captain Kiddie & Squawk.

Everyone: Yeah!

The audience went wild, and the toons took a bow.


CAST:

Courtney: Princess Fiona [Shrek]
Izzy: Lynn Loud [The Loud House]
Sierra: Squidina Star [Patrick Star Show]
Lindsay: Mandy Flood [Fireman Sam]
Cody: Arnold [Hey Arnold]
Harold: Donkey [Shrek]
DJ: Hugh Neutron [Jimmy Neutron]
Tyler: Sheen [Jimmy Neutron]
Bridgette: Oblina [AAAHH! Real Monsters]
Heather: Cindy Vortex [Jimmy Neutron]
Leshawna: Jenny/XJ9 [My Life as a Teenage Robot]
Alejandro: Barry Leibowitz-Jenkins [The Proud Family: Louder & Prouder]
Noah: Chi-Fu [Mulan]
Duncan: Shrek [Shrek]
Owen: Patrick Star [Spongebob Squarepants]
Gwen: Helga [Hey Arnold]
Ezekiel: Captain Kiddie & Squawk [Tom & Jerry the 1992 Movie; both of them sharing the role]
Chef Hatchet: Mr Krabs [Spongebob Squarepants]
Chris McLean: Lincoln Loud [The Loud House]


A/N: REVIEWS ARE APPRECIATED.